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arabiyyah
02-03-2007, 09:26 PM
An Imam was feeling bored one Friday and decided to take the day off away from the Masjid. He told the assistant Imam he wasn't feeling well and drove off. He stopped at a golf course about forty miles away (so that no one would know him.)
Up in Heaven, the angels were talking. One said to another, "He can just get away with that! This is wrong - Jummah is mandatory for him and he is an example for so many believers!" The other angel agreed but decided to wait to see how Allah would take care of him.
The Imam teed off on the first hole and suddenly, the wind picked up, blowing the ball right in the hole for a 420 yard hole-in-one.
The angels looked at each other in great surprise. One said, "Why did He do that??" The other realized the wisdom behind it and smiled...
"Who's he going to tell?"
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lavikor201
02-04-2007, 02:13 AM
Funny, lol.
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mohammed farah
02-04-2007, 02:33 AM
lol good one
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arabiyyah
02-05-2007, 09:48 PM
thanks :) i thought it was cute
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Al_Imaan
02-05-2007, 09:56 PM
lol...i think i read this b4....somewhere....but it's still funny...
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Fishman
02-05-2007, 09:59 PM
:sl:
I don't get it...
:w:
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Al_Imaan
02-05-2007, 10:00 PM
well, the imam can't tell anyone about his great shot cuz it was during jummah.....he told his assistant that he was sick....so who's he going to tell...he's gonna be a liar...
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arabiyyah
02-05-2007, 10:06 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Fishman
:sl:
I don't get it...
:w:
the imam saw an amazing miracle and shot yet he cant tell anyone, cause he was skippin jumma and lied about being sick.
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hissa
02-09-2007, 07:59 PM
lololol... funny
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Malaikah
02-10-2007, 09:26 AM
:sl:
LOL!!!! :D:D
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Naheezah
02-10-2007, 11:00 AM
da joke's funny :) ..but 'bout skipping jumuah ...astaghfirullah!
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:sl:
Someone else posted this exact joke.
Ah well...
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