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shible
02-22-2007, 07:35 PM
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"Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of simplicity.....!"



Emerging 'isms' of the new economy


INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.


WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.


SATYAMism
You have a cow. You have its milk. But don't know what to do with it!


DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.


IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.


MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.


SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.


ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.


SAPism
You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.


APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.


SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.


CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.


HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.


GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.


RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.


TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.


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shible
02-23-2007, 05:35 PM
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All these details that i posted were from a journel in India.

it seems like they Explain the way the company works



:w:
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Muezzin
02-23-2007, 06:37 PM
What about

RastafarianISM
You don't need cows. You have ganja.


Note: Sarcasm
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shible
02-23-2007, 07:32 PM
Originally Posted by Muezzin
What about

RastafarianISM
You don't need cows. You have ganja.


Note: Sarcasm
Yeah Wat's up Doc?:crickey:

is it the name of a concern ?

since all the above are names of concerns
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