Munnabhai with Circuit strikes again!

[Tilmeez]

Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington


Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar - Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother's brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose.

[Tilmeez]

here u r with next episode

PROFESSOR
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CIRCUIT
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU
Nehin.
CIRCUIT
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.Hahahahahahaa
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI
Yaad nehin aaarela hai. Bahut purane baat hai na.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU
B.A.
MUNNA BHAI
Sala,do akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

[Musaafirah]

LOL! That's so funny.."I got big winter in small nose" hehe

[life]

LOL @ Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi

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[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

LOL! those r funni...;D anyone seen the movie tho, since we on it :D

[Helena]

LOL! those r funni...;D anyone seen the movie tho, since we on it :D

erm is this script based on a movie?

other then that its funny......:D :D :D ...

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

i dunno if it is, but it is a comedy movie :D lol.

[SirZubair]

Munna : Abey Circut, agar bina daat wala kootah katay, to kya karnah chahyeh?

Circuit : Simple bhai! Bina needle wali injection laganeka yaar!

[Tilmeez]

erm is this script based on a movie?

PATCH ADAMS! n thats a classice! i have seen both of them :)

[chacha_jalebi]

lol munna bhai & circuit :D

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

they show niqaabis in the second movie :rollseyes loool

[khushnood]

:happy: hey,that's really very funny.
heard that a sequel is coming in which bhai and circuit meet bush in the US.

[Sanobar]

Munna : Abey Circut, agar bina daat wala kootah katay, to kya karnah chahyeh?

Circuit : Simple bhai! Bina needle wali injection laganeka yaar!

:lol::lol::lol:

funny ones... :D :D :D

yeah these are based on the movie called munnabhai...hehe... itsa comedy flick!:-[

[Tilmeez]

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu. :Zip1:
[i am sure u r reading SirZee]

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

^^;D. keep em coming :D
where u guys getting these btw?

[SirZubair]

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu. :Zip1:
[i am sure u r reading SirZee]

I knew that one before you !lol !I txted that to my wife 6.30 hours ago ! lol ;D

[Tilmeez]

^^. keep em coming
where u guys getting these btw?

dono exactly they just come in through blue!! :)

[SirZubair]

Circuit : Bhai, wo apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please?

Munnabhai : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circuit : Nahin bhai, wo apna chain pehchan lega....

;D

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

^^lolllll

dono exactly they just come in through blue!! :)

JHOOOTT!!! lollll :D

[sapphire]

:haha:

sis jazzy its from the film tht they are gettin it :p

haha these r hilarious!

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Yea, i recognized the one that was just posted. I guess its from the second one too?

[Tilmeez]

JHOOOTT!!! lollll

Circuit: Muna bahi agar tum mujh say Johot bolo to??
Muna bahi:to tu mar jay!

Bero kia baat karta hay Muna bhai mar jay ga pr jhoot nahi bologa, Kia samjahy???
[just made this, doesn't it sound fresh?? this does not means that previous were also "Just Made".]

[Tilmeez]

Muna bhai: Ary Circuit us 2 seat walay Jahaz ka kia huwa jo 2 roz pehlay qabrustan main gir kr tabah ho gaya tha??
Circuit: Ustad apnay logon nay Maqami sikhon kay sath mil kar 500 Lashin Nikal lee hain!:hiding::hiding:

[Tilmeez]

Circut: Aray Muna bhai tu ro raha hay
Muna: Han yaar apun ka baap margia hay :(
Circut: Oh... ApnayChotay bhai ko khabar ki hay
Muna: Aray yaar us salay ka bhi bap margia hay :(

[aminahjaan]

when I was watcing the first munnah bhai, lol that swami guy was my favorite and rustom pavri hahahahah

[Tilmeez]

Munna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai?

Circuit: Simple hai bhai, Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega !

[abdullah_001]

btw you guys seen this movie called "the angrez"? anyone whos from hyderabad will find it funny im sure lol

"Hyderabad mein busa dher se aathey time waste nakko karo meri gaadi pe chalo waisich universal mein burgera khaalingey"

"chal hat! Tere ghar mein amma behan nai hai kya? Amma bhi hain, behan bhi hain, sirf tum ich nai hain jaaaaan chaltey?"

I think salim pheku is the best character in that movie lol

"plumbing company manager... plumbing company manager" lol

[Hafiz ul Haq]

haha very funny bahi

[Ramisa]

:sl:
Munna Bhai:Ai Circuit. Tuhje mai kaisa lakta ho?

Circuit:Bhai....*feels embarrass*

Munna:Bhol!

Circuit:Main laadki se pyaar karta hu...ap se nahin:blind:

Munna: :raging:!!! Maire wo maitlab nahi tah,ullu!!

;D..my horrible attempt at Urdu Comedy..

:w: