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ABDUL HAQ
03-16-2007, 11:47 AM
this applies to muslims too

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said, "Yes."

I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off
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- Qatada -
03-16-2007, 11:55 AM
:salamext:


lol he should have atleast given him dawah.
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ABDUL HAQ
03-16-2007, 11:59 AM
WITH the battering we muslims are taking we really need unity above all petty sectarian and superiority issues:cry:
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ABDUL HAQ
03-17-2007, 07:56 PM
MUSLIM DIVISIONS ,ARE THEY VALID?:rollseyes
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Muezzin
03-18-2007, 12:13 PM
Originally Posted by ABDUL HAQ
MUSLIM DIVISIONS ,ARE THEY VALID?:rollseyes
No.

Heh, the way you phrased that question reminded me of a line from Pulp Fiction. 'English, *BLEEP*, do you SPEAK IT?!'
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