The PerFect Husband

[youngsister]

:sl: HaHa This is jokes
The Perfect Husband

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

(H - Husband, W - Wife)
H - "Hello?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
H - "Yes."
W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
H - "What's the price?"
W - "Only $1,000."
H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the 2006 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
H - "What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $60,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
H - "What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!!! Remember? The one with a pool English garden, acre of park area,beachfront property."
H - "How much are they asking?"
W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!!! I love you!!!"
H - "Bye...I love you too..."

The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks " Does anyone know who this Cellphone belongs to???" :D :w:

[Al_Imaan]

lol

[Tilmeez]

**looking around for cell phone**
**Sigh of relax** as neither he was speaking on my cell phone nor my wife has any cell phone :satisfied:

[Samira_01]

lol:D

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[ummAbdillah]

salaam
lol that was a realy funny story
lol they guy just kept saying yes sure
wa salaam

[*~Sofia~*]

:sl:
LOL that was funny!!! the wife doesnt even no how her own husband shud sound over the fone hehe
thnx 4 sharing :D
:w:

[SATalha]

Man that is my worts nightmare! LOl very funny

[Khayal]

:sl:

lol, nice!

thanx.

:w:

[deen_2007]

lol.....aww...poor husband..he'll die when he finds out....

[Khadijah79]

:sl:

LOL thats was good sister

:w:

[Malaikah]

:sl:

;D

[------]

:salamext:

OMG ROFL!!! :lol:

['Abd al-Baari]

:sl:


lol, thats a great post :D:D:D
Jazakallah for sharing

[nadia85]

haha funny lol!!!!

[SirZubair]

At times like these, i am so glad my wife didn't marry me for my money. lol.

[Helena]

At times like these, i am so glad my wife didn't marry me for my money. lol.

erm u never knw...lol....am only kidding.......:D :D :D ...

nice post sis.....

[SirZubair]

erm u never knw...lol....am only kidding.......:D :D :D ...

nice post sis.....

Oh i knoe got sure :) I told her that i am flat broke and she still married me.

Little does she know that i have a few thousand grands invested in the share market.

sssshhhhhhhhhh... don't tell her :phew

[Helena]

Oh i knoe got sure :) I told her that i am flat broke and she still married me.

Little does she know that i have a few thousand grands invested in the share market.

sssshhhhhhhhhh... don't tell her :phew

:X +:X =:nervous: :blind: .......the secret is sealed with me......

[kitten]

:sl:

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

:thumbs_up :D

[kitten]

:sl:
Funny, thanks for sharing...

Posted before, here :D

:sl:

:raging:

i mean :-[


:D my bad

[.:Umniyah:.]

:lol: hiiii-laaaar-riii-ous

wow her poor 'actual' husband. :giggling: when he sees that bill, poor guy :X

[~*MaNaL*~]

:sl:

:D:D:D hehe that was hilarious..

:w:

[HBot 5000]

:sl:

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

:thumbs_up :D

lol hehe lol :D :statisfie :thumbs_up :haha: :rock: :awesome: :clever:

[***Umm-e-kulsum]

lol that was funny
but its a bit weird she cant tel the difference between her husbands voice and sum1 elses!!!!!!!lolzzzzzz:haha:

[al Amaanah]

LOL, jazaki Allahu khairan 4 sharing.

[youngsister]

:sl:

but its a bit weird she cant tel the difference between her husbands voice and sum1 elses!!!!!!!lolzzzzzz

Maybe she wanted to be in denial and hope that was her husband:D :w:

[Strzelecki]

Haha.
Someone got owned.

:lol:

[Nyomi]

Haha funny.. thanks fior sharing :laugh:

[3ARABY_2005]

i wanna see what will the actual husband do now? poor guy

thanx for sharing

[Re.TiReD]

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$390,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000' for it..

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'


;D

[Cabdullahi]

hahaha nice one.....

[Güven]

ROFL ;D
Thats the perfect husband ? :skeleton:

[Danah]

LOOOOL ;D ;D
OMG.....poor husband ;D

[Olive]

LOL! I feel sorry for the REAL husband :D

[Re.TiReD]

3 Threads Merged :ermm:

Can I change the thread title to "Poor Husband"? :hmm:

My threads are alwaysss mergedd :laugh:

Lol Change it :p

[Faith.]

LOL! I feel sorry for the REAL husband

^Yeah same here...Poor guys guna be clueless...:p

[highway_trekker]

silly woman :D

[always-SM]

Salam
HAHA..:laugh: LOl. Its was so funny..
Thanks for sharing with us
Samenah<3

[aiyesha]

looool i feel sorry for da husband

[bebrave]

hahahaha :D :D
Thank you :)

[jen.bas]

:bump1:

[Orn]

lol that's scary!

[*Yasmin*]

lol ^^ so funny
poor husband
but who's this stupid that dosen't know her husband's voice:blind:!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gia]

Rofl :D funny, what a poor husband and a silly wife

[Ayesha Rana]

Hahaha that was hilarious but there's no such thing as the perfect husband *rofl* oh well everyone is human hehe

[x..Muslimah..x]

LooL.. ;D

[Tara x]

lol dt ws funny
but gta say
no such thing as the perfect husband
everybdy gt flaws
obv women hav less than men :) x

[Orn]

after reading it a second time, its more scary than funny (it is to me anyways)

[God-is-great]

after reading it a second time, its more scary than funny (it is to me anyways)

lol yeah
the poor husband is going to have a heart attack when he sees the bill

[Orn]

and people ask "why are you terrified about marriage?" rofl

[God-is-great]

and people ask "why are you terrified about marriage?" rofl

:zip::X

[miss red]

hahaha
that man is horrible

[cihad]

lol

[Fahiima]

lol that was funny. thanks

[~Raynn~]

Yiikes....that is definitely just a little bit scary, lol...

[Tony]

hahaha

[Eric H]

and people ask "why are you terrified about marriage?" rofl

A husband and wife had a blazing argument, the next day the husband says to the wife, you are very calm, what has changed.

The wife said, I cleaned the toilet, it was very therapeutic and calming.

How can cleaning the toilet help, said the husband?

I used your toothbrush. :D :D :D


I love my wife :) :D

[Tara x]

Hahaha lol Eric nice one

[Sahabiyaat]

i take it the woman in the joke is no longer married lol.

[_Rida_]

Lol! ;D ;D ;D

[KiWi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :giggling:

[Bint-Al-Islam]

OMG it shocked when i got to the last one!!! I feel sry 4 the husband.. It seems 4 the wife money falls frm tree and she could just go pick them up.. lolz i wanna know wat did the real husband do or say.. maybe he went very crazy...

[~Raynn~]

Lol, the wife was probably shocked by the first positive answer she got, and then decided to just keep pushing her luck until the guy said 'no'...or until she ran out of things to ask for, as was the case in the end. ;D

[Yanal]

So funny!!!:D