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TEH
08-23-2005, 06:46 PM
Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be
sure." So he sat down andwrote : Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutne jar.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now.
Love,
Mom.

Lesson of the day .....
Don't Lie to Your Mother...

:)
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aamirsaab
08-23-2005, 06:55 PM
:sl:
that put a big smile on my face :). Have some reps. doh, gotta spread some round.
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Ra`eesah
08-23-2005, 10:47 PM
Assalamu'Alayakum....

A`oothobillahi minal Shaytaanil rajim
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SalafiFemaleJih
08-24-2005, 04:25 AM
iz dis islamic forum?
just wondering.
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Mainul_Islam
08-24-2005, 05:16 AM
AA,

i dont know how this fits in "Halal Fun", but it was a great post!
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TEH
08-24-2005, 03:08 PM
Originally Posted by 3washey
Assalamu'Alayakum....

A`oothobillahi minal Shaytaanil rajim
iz dis islamic forum?
Forgive me, is there a problem???

:)
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Safa
08-24-2005, 03:32 PM
Originally Posted by TEH
Forgive me, is there a problem???

:)
Teaches a good lesson...but I think some find the story a bit inappropriate...
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Zuko
08-24-2005, 03:37 PM
Salaam,

Heard it before and boy was that dude BUSTED!!!!!
They're not muslims right??
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TEH
08-24-2005, 03:42 PM
Why is it inappropriate???

:)
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TEH
08-24-2005, 03:49 PM
...
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Safa
08-24-2005, 03:59 PM
Originally Posted by TEH
Why is it inappropriate???

:)
ok maybe that wasn't the right word...i was just suggesting the some might have thought it shocking or something. I personally thought it was funny :) ... no offense taken i hope :-[
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TEH
08-24-2005, 04:01 PM
Hey of course not, I was just wondering why some people may have found that shocking...

:)
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Labaik Ya Allah
08-24-2005, 04:09 PM
Originally Posted by zAk
yeah :-\

n also i don't find any gr8 lesson in tht :-\.................:zip:
:sl:

there was a lesson in that

dont lie ;)

:w:
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Labaik Ya Allah
08-24-2005, 04:17 PM
Originally Posted by zAk
hmmmmm but i used the adjective gr8 :-\

:sl:

i no that

:w:
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TEH
08-24-2005, 04:18 PM
Lying is a big sin...

:)

Anyway, regardless of the lesson, it was meant to make you laugh aswell...

And you still havent told me what is shocking about it...
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Labaik Ya Allah
08-24-2005, 04:23 PM
Originally Posted by TEH
Lying is a big sin...

:)

Anyway, regardless of the lesson, it was meant to make you laugh aswell...

And you still havent told me what is shocking about it...
:sl:

whats shocking about it i think is when her mum said if ur roommate was not sleeping with u she would have found it but im not sure whats shocking about it

:w:
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TEH
08-24-2005, 04:25 PM
I mean for all we know, she could have been sleeping on the couch...

:)
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Labaik Ya Allah
08-24-2005, 04:27 PM
well y would thier be a couch in a room
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Zuko
08-24-2005, 05:18 PM
this topic is goin' in a very interesting direction......................................... .......................
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Labaik Ya Allah
08-24-2005, 05:22 PM
Originally Posted by sweet_sorrow
this topic is goin' in a very interesting direction......................................... .......................

:sl:

is it well thats good unless a mod comes and tells us to come back on topic
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Mainul_Islam
08-24-2005, 05:23 PM
i think it was a good post :thumbs_up:

i dont see whats wrong with it...
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Zuko
08-24-2005, 05:29 PM
I think the second-to-last paragraph is what people find to be offensive... :confused:
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- Qatada -
08-24-2005, 06:22 PM
Originally Posted by sweet_sorrow
I think the second-to-last paragraph is what people find to be offensive... :confused:
asalam o alikum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh..

yeh i agree.. its kinda obvious cz the idea of 'sleepin' with someone yo na maried 2 iz lyk somethin muslims dont like discussin.. cz it causes a sense of uneasiness. esp. wen all the brothers and sisters are readin it, cz naturally wen a person does read it they feel abit embarassed. like to make it more obvious lets say u showed the story to your mom or dad, you wouldn't. cz deep down inside u know its embarrasin and you'd probably get a smak fo it lol.


wasalam o alikum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
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Labaik Ya Allah
08-24-2005, 06:24 PM
now whats going on im baft
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Zuko
08-24-2005, 06:53 PM
Originally Posted by Aqib
you'd probably get a smak fo it lol.


wasalam o alikum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
Oh isn't that the truth.........:-[ ;)
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Labaik Ya Allah
08-24-2005, 06:55 PM
Originally Posted by sweet_sorrow
Oh isn't that the truth.........:-[ ;)

:sl:

well that depends on ur parents

:w:
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TEH
08-25-2005, 01:53 AM
Well no you see, I told my parents the joke, and they both laughed...

:)

Are you telling me we are all swayed by something like that? Well shock horror, do you want to know something worse, some Muslims sleep around before they get married too...

:omg:
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Ra`eesah
08-26-2005, 11:03 AM
Assalamu"Alaykum

We are not ones to expose the sins of others, this joke is inappropriate, for a couple of reasons

1. its in the GENRAL section
2. it shows that we have no haya left
3. we think that such a sin is a joke we dont even feel ashamed or some sort of guilt for what is happening
4. its in NO WAY halal.
5. obviously its the life style of the "west" and its accepted, and now it is casually accepted on an Islamic Forum as a joke and a story with a "moral" we know FULL well Islam does not encourage the intermixing of men and women
now you tell me you dont understand whats soo " SHOCKING" about it. When we take sins such as these to be for our mere enjoyment. When we look at ourselves and see nothing wrong with such jokes its time to take an Iman check. We are all humans we will sin, but the best of the sinners are those who repent. we are told in the Quran, to remind each other because reminders benefit the believers. So this is just a simple reminder. starting with myself Inshallah.
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Afr!can angel
08-27-2005, 08:59 AM
is 4give 4 agrrreing but its true no intermixing of genders in islam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


but i understand wat ur tring 2 say let me put it dis way!...


after allah and rasulallah ur mother ur mother ur mother and den ur father mothers r heaps important !!!!!!!! :love:
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TEH
08-27-2005, 09:19 AM
OK, firstly, maybe I did put it in the wrong section, but you make that out to be a crime, its called an accident... :omg:

Secondly, no it doesnt mean we have no haya left....

Thirdly, if you laughed at the sin, you evidently didnt get the joke...

The fact that two non muslims that live together has scared you suddenly, like I said, people do alot worse....

Lastly, the moral of the story was intermixing? You rellay did NOT get the joke did you, or the moral for that matter, even though, it was the last thing I said....

But fine, if it has annoyed people, then im sincerely repentant, and apologise...

:)
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Afr!can angel
08-27-2005, 10:06 AM
apology accepted! :)
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Ra`eesah
08-27-2005, 02:23 PM
Assalamu'Alaykum



Originally Posted by TEH
Lesson of the day .....
Don't Lie to Your Mother...

:)
..... thats the lesson? u may have misunderstood me, i dont care what these non muslims do, but when we sit and talk about it thats when it worries me, anyway, as u like.
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Muezzin
08-27-2005, 02:29 PM
Um... Well, I found it funny.

I think we all need to loosen up. The moral of the story is do not lie to your mother, and do not commit sins which will lead you to lie. What's un-Islamic about that, seriously?

Now, come on, stop all this hoo-ha. There are really much worse things to despair about than jokes.
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TEH
08-27-2005, 02:30 PM
Now Muezzin why couldnt you have come and said that, like when this thread was born...

:D
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Safa
08-27-2005, 05:31 PM
:sl:

umm...yeah *looks at the size of this thread* this story was meant to show that people can't hide anything from their mothers and so its not a good idea to lie to them. There is no need to get into all those other issues. Its a joke, its supposed to be funny. period.



[QUOTE=TEH]Well no you see, I told my parents the joke, and they both laughed...QUOTE]

jee, I wonder if my parents would find that funny...
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TEH
08-27-2005, 05:35 PM
Seriously try it...

:)
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Safa
08-27-2005, 05:48 PM
Originally Posted by TEH
Seriously try it...

:)
I think I will.
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TEH
08-27-2005, 08:23 PM
Be sure to tell us what happens...

:)
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Pinkrose
08-31-2005, 10:56 PM
:sl:

EDIT :wilted_ro

:w:
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SalafiFemaleJih
08-31-2005, 11:13 PM
after looking at the posts...I think what AA is tryna say iz...yall could use better example....its not like u guys don have hayah but its inappropriate to have jokes like these at Islamic forums.

I know some muslims 'sleep' around before marraige, but we are not here to judge em.

so anyways, it was a good joke i admit...but lets tryna keep this kinda jokes as personal...cuz some people are strict in these matters. Haya min nafs.

nothing against anyone.

beace : )

wasalamualaikum wr wb : )
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Mainul_Islam
08-31-2005, 11:16 PM
Originally Posted by Pinkrose
:sl:

EDIT :wilted_ro

:w:
edit?? why edited?
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Pinkrose
08-31-2005, 11:20 PM
Originally Posted by Mainul_Islam
edit?? why edited?
:sl:

Ummm....just cuz'!! ~lol~

Changed my mind i guess!!

:w:
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TEH
08-31-2005, 11:21 PM
You know, if I didnt post this in the halaal thread section, I might have not got such a slapping...

:P
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TEH
08-31-2005, 11:22 PM
Originally Posted by Pinkrose
:sl:

Ummm....just cuz'!! ~lol~

Changed my mind i guess!!

:w:
:omg:

You cant do that...

:p
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SalafiFemaleJih
08-31-2005, 11:22 PM
Originally Posted by TEH
You know, if I didnt post this in the halaal thread section, I might have not got such a slapping...

:P
yeaaaaaah fo sho
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Pinkrose
08-31-2005, 11:24 PM
Originally Posted by TEH
You know, if I didnt post this in the halaal thread section, I might have not got such a slapping...

:P
:sl:

Bro there was nothing wrong with the joke but i guess sum ppl just don't like to hear stuff like that!! No hard feelings!! :thumbs_up

If i said sumthin' wrong^^ then sry!! ~lol~

:w:
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Pinkrose
08-31-2005, 11:25 PM
Originally Posted by TEH
:omg:

You cant do that...

:p

:sl:

~loooool~

Why not!!

Didn't think i really needed to say anything bout' this!! I didn't feel that ppl needed to hear my opinion on it!! ~lol~

:w:
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SalafiFemaleJih
08-31-2005, 11:37 PM
Originally Posted by Pinkrose
:sl:

~loooool~

Why not!!

Didn't think i really needed to say anything bout' this!! I didn't feel that ppl needed to hear my opinion on it!! ~lol~

:w:
speak out sistaaa
we respect everyones opinion allahmdulillah khair.
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Afr!can angel
09-01-2005, 12:45 AM
hell no!!!!!!!!!!1 :omg:
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Afr!can angel
09-01-2005, 12:47 AM
hi i dnt knw why i said hell no bear wid me i'm going nuts tonight!!
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SalafiFemaleJih
09-01-2005, 01:05 AM
I hope u are doing okay insha'Allah
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Pinkrose
09-01-2005, 11:20 AM
Originally Posted by SalafiFemaleJih
speak out sistaaa
we respect everyones opinion allahmdulillah khair.
:sl:

:rose:Yeah i know sis.... Ya'll are all really good ppl.....but...i really don't wanna say nothin' on this any more!! :)

:w:
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Afr!can angel
09-09-2005, 12:41 AM
Originally Posted by SalafiFemaleJih
I hope u are doing okay insha'Allah

thnx sis hopefully i'll survive! :sister:
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