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Ibn Al Aqwa
10-17-2007, 08:12 AM
:sl:

I hope no ones posted these...i used the search function and found nothing...


;D ;D ;D

taken from....www.islamicdiwan.com...





BELIEVE it or not , these are REAL 911 Calls! Enjoy...


Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven .
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

:p


lol ;D

:w:
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Pk_#2
10-17-2007, 08:42 AM
Blesh, i hope he got away with it. :p

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
Wah a doofus.

AsalamuALaykum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh.
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smile
10-17-2007, 03:33 PM
these things are actually real?...lol
i feel for 911
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sevgi
10-17-2007, 03:37 PM
^^^lol...

all funny...

i feel that people on the phone at police centres are so mean! u have to be dying to get a little attention...
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*~Sofia~*
10-17-2007, 03:49 PM
Salams,

:lol: brother thnx for sharin..those were real funny! ;D
Some americans are sooooo stupid :rolleyes: ! (no offence to anyone out there :X)


w'salam
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Kittygyal
10-17-2007, 03:51 PM
Salamualikum.

Seriously real Ha?!

Taking mick out ma Blads ha?

Anywho... i didn't chuckle at this one but disspointed man

Lol

Ma'assalama
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Strzelecki
10-18-2007, 03:03 PM
Haha.
Zinged!
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InToTheRain
10-18-2007, 03:13 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by -Ibn Adam-
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven .
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
LOL silly dispatcher thought there is an 11 on the phone ;D
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~Taalibah~
10-21-2007, 06:46 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by -Ibn Adam-
:sl:


And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

:p


lol ;D

:w:
Aww man :D ;D
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Al_Imaan
10-21-2007, 06:51 PM
lol...the last 2 were nice...
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Al-Zaara
10-21-2007, 06:55 PM
LOL.


Those were good ones...
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chacha_jalebi
10-21-2007, 07:34 PM
lol these are heavy:D

u cant prank the police here, they will turn up at your door:(
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Ibn Al Aqwa
10-21-2007, 08:32 PM
lol those were classics

NOTE: A lot of Americans are very clever actually...they have some very pious people Masha'Allah there

this is no insult at Americans...
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-Elle-
10-21-2007, 10:18 PM
;D @ the last one...

thanks for sharing:)
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SATalha
10-21-2007, 10:24 PM
ahhh man what jokes
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101193
08-08-2008, 03:45 PM
sometime while i was a kid an my mum was in kitchen doin lunch i picked da fone up and dailled 999 and when dey pick up an i put da fone down on dem.i did about 3 time and around 1 hour later they turned up at my doorstep my mum went and spoke to dem she came and pulled me to the front door and the police gave me a lecture fro half an hour but it waz sik da way my mum freaked out when she saw who was at da door:D:D:D
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Orn
08-18-2008, 04:44 PM
I really feel sorry for the 911 center guys,buy these are just hilarious
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G├╝ven
08-18-2008, 04:55 PM
Are They For Real , How Can People Be Soo Dumb Lol ;D
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Orn
08-19-2008, 04:19 PM
well it is america afterall :P just a joke(no offence to my american brothers)
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Derya
08-31-2008, 08:18 PM
Very funny!!!!!!! lol I can't stop laughing!
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Riyadh-ul-Jannah
08-31-2008, 08:26 PM
:sl:
Are those calls actually real?
I feel sorry for the police officers, and also i would like to say that I thought the last was the best!Loq!
JazakAllah for sharing!
:w:
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layla is here
10-02-2008, 08:20 PM
My favourite is:

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
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mazhar_majhu
10-09-2008, 10:52 PM
thanks for sharing
Jazakallah Khair
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