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Zone Maker
10-21-2007, 12:52 PM
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This joke might catch your interest:

Kissers
مقبلات

Upside down
مقلوبة

Hinds Husband
جوز هند

Made in husband
معمول بالجوز


Vomit office
مكتب المراجعات

I never escaped a cat
لم أهرب قط

To be kissed
يتقبل

Divorced salad
السلطة المطلقة

Danger on my mind
خطر على بالي

He does not die to me an onion
لا يمت لي بصلة

Like an elephant
كفيل

Two husbands of socks
جوزين جوارب

He is my mother
إنه أُمي

Your price on me
حقك علي

Keep it on my mathematics
خليها على حسابي

Happy wrote his book on InIn
سعيد كتب كتابه على فيفي

Loved a door
حباب

Constitution home parents
دستور يا أهل الدار

Evaluate my envelopes
قدر ظروفي

Why after my age
ليش يابعد عمري

Cairo envelopes
ظروف قاهرة

She went on you
راحت عليك

From here to here
من هون لهون



A doctor on a young girl
طبيب عصبية

I push the mathematics
أنا أدفع الحساب

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islamic_sister
10-24-2007, 02:11 PM
i dont understand... :S
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Caller الداعي
10-24-2007, 02:18 PM
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ha ha ha
la hola wa la quwata .....
...just shows how easy it can be for the layman to mess up in arabic....
..that transaltaion looks to me like the the work of google translation??
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sevgi
10-24-2007, 02:25 PM
do u need to know arabic for this joke to make sense???

coz i didnt get it.:cry:
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Caller الداعي
10-24-2007, 02:26 PM
yep u have to.
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*~Sofia~*
10-24-2007, 02:26 PM
^ lol sister, don't be sad, if it's any consolation I didn't get it either! just :D

w'salam
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*~Sofia~*
10-24-2007, 02:27 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by caller
yep u have to.
;D that's why I didn't get it then.. lol but neway the english translation is pretty funny.. (and dumb :X)

thnx for sharin neway

w'salam
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amirah_87
10-24-2007, 04:12 PM
:lol: subhanAllaah, how ingenious!

Keep it on my mathematics
خليها على حسابي
This one's hilarious! :giggling:

Unfortunately akhwaatiy this is one of those things if translated; it would seriously murderlize the joke! :p
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Nawal89
10-24-2007, 04:37 PM
I always push the mathematics man! ;D
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amirah_87
10-24-2007, 04:43 PM
^ That's only because she went on you! :giggling:
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Kittygyal
10-24-2007, 05:36 PM
Salamualikum.

Err... *Go along with it sis Sofia*


Lol funny joke ;D ;D ;D











:uhwhat lol
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smile
10-27-2007, 11:20 AM
i don't get it
do i hav to know arabic or something
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Anwarica
10-28-2007, 01:51 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by smile
i don't get it
do i hav to know arabic or something
yes, it's a must since it's all about puns and homonyms :)

For example this one:
Happy wrote his book on InIn

"Happy" means Saiid in Arabic - which can be used as a name for a male.
"Wrote his book on" literally means lawfully married (the expression is somehow has Egyptian dialect tendency).
"InIn" .. "In" is translated "Fi" in Arabic .. so "In In" is translated "Fi Fi" and Fifi is a girl's name.

So over all the sentence means:
Saiid married Fifi. :D
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-xRafeenax-
11-03-2007, 04:25 PM
yep another reason why i want to learn arabic lol hehehe ill laugh anyway
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Rare Rose
11-19-2007, 06:45 PM
Loooooooooool
so funny
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Nabooly
11-20-2007, 06:09 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOL!! These are hilarious!!!! :D :D
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truemuslim
06-05-2008, 11:46 PM
LooooooooooL! this is hilarius! just shows how easily small mistakes in arabic can mean! LOOOL!!!

Why after my age
ليش يابعد عمري
this one is hilarius!!!
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Pen Marks
06-05-2008, 11:56 PM
Subhanallah! ;D
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Nájlá
06-07-2008, 10:17 PM
lol
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