Teacher vs Dennis

[Abdul-Raouf]

Teacher vs Dennis

Teacher : Why have you come late ?

Dennis : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse.

Teacher : Tell me the truth.

Dennis : Err...I came late becz of the sign

Teacher : Sign... what sign

Dennis : The sign which said "school ahead go slow "

************ *****

Teacher : Dennis.. when all the students are sitting on the floor why are you sitting in the table

Dennis : Sir... that day you adviced us to do multiplication using tables.

************ ******

Teacher : Dennis... Tell a sentence using the letter " I "

Dennis : I is.......... .

Teacher : Only, I am will come , I is will not come

Dennis : Then ok..I am the ninth letter of the alphabets

************ *******

(during maths period)

Teacher : Dennis...If I give you one puppy today and another tomoro then how much would you have

Dennis : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home

************ ********

Teacher : Dennis... How do you spell elephant

Dennis : E-L-E-F-A-N- T

Teacher : It is wrong

Dennis : But you asked me how I spell it

************ ********* *

Teacher :Dennis....Yesterday I asked you to write two essays

Dennis : Here it is sir

Teacher : One essay has been written neatly while the other has been scribbled?

Dennis : That is because my mother's handwriting is than my father's

************ ********* *

Teacher : Dennis... why do you always score less marks in history

Dennis : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born

************ ********* *

[-Asadullah-]

Salamu Alaykum

HAHA, those are good. Fav:

(during maths period)

Teacher : Dennis...If I give you one puppy today and another tomoro then how much would you have

Dennis : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home

[Al-Zaara]

Teacher vs Dennis

Teacher : Why have you come late ?

Dennis : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse.

Teacher : Tell me the truth.

Dennis : Err...I came late becz of the sign

Teacher : Sign... what sign

Dennis : The sign which said "school ahead go slow "

************ *****

That's an excuse I'm going to use. :giggling: lol

************ ********* *
Teacher : Dennis... why do you always score less marks in history

Dennis : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born

************ ********* *

Hahaha. :D Funny post!

[Amz]

loll :D i think dennis won

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[Umm Hurairah]

Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,

lol I've already heard all of dem and ma fav is this one:

:D:D:D :D:D:D :D:D:D

Teacher : Dennis... How do you spell elephant

Dennis : E-L-E-F-A-N- T

Teacher : It is wrong

Dennis : But you asked me how I spell it

:giggling::giggling::giggling: :giggling::giggling::giggling: :giggling::giggling::giggling:

[Abdul-Raouf]

****** bump *******

[Cabdullahi]

Teacher: Abdullahii! why are you late?

Abdullahi : sir i have this old toaster it takes time to warm up thats why im late



.................................................. ...........................

Teacher : Abdullahii GO! to the end of the lunch queue

Abdullahii : But sir there is already someone there

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

lol awesome thread

Dennis and Abdullahi are geeky :-\

[Ameer Hamza]

Teacher : Why have you come late ?

Dennis : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse.

Teacher : Tell me the truth.
Dennis : Err...I came late becz of the sign

Teacher : Sign... what sign

Dennis : The sign which said "school ahead go slow "

LOL
Very funny:rock:

[sohail1234]

hhaahhahahahahahah very funny