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Danah
11-19-2007, 04:11 AM
Asalam Alykom all sisters and brothers.

this is a nice dialoge I got from my friend and wish to share it with you, but dont know if this is the right section to put it, or I have to put it on the Education section since it is all about programming language

this is a programmer life with his wife:



Wife : Have you brought the grocery
Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning!
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort

Wife: What about my new TV
Husband : Variable not found....

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.

Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny
Husband : Too many parameters....

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by default.

Wife: What about your Salary
Husband : File in use .... Try later.

Wife: What is my value in the family
Husband : Unknown Virus


he is totally infected by his computer and its commands
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Abdul-Raouf
11-19-2007, 04:18 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by SAYA

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.


Wife: What about your Salary
Husband : File in use .... Try later.

:thumbs_up
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Ummu Sufyaan
11-19-2007, 04:19 AM
:sl:
come onnn sis. surely, they not that bad. lol
or maybe the lady's asking too much, :X he's trying to wriggle out answering. :D
:sl:
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Danah
11-19-2007, 04:34 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by maryam11
:sl:
come onnn sis. surely, they not that bad. lol
or maybe the lady's asking too much, :X he's trying to wriggle out answering. :D
:sl:
:D I know that, I am just wanna show how the programmer living with their computers and families (actually I am one of them :giggling: )
by the way this is happened to me alot, sometimes I forget that I am in the real world not in the virtual one of computers and commands :giggling:
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shuraimfan4lyf
11-19-2007, 04:59 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by SAYA
Asalam Alykom all sisters and brothers.

this is a nice dialoge I got from my friend and wish to share it with you, but dont know if this is the right section to put it, or I have to put it on the Education section since it is all about programming language

this is a programmer life with his wife:



Wife : Have you brought the grocery
Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning!
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort

Wife: What about my new TV
Husband : Variable not found....

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.

Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny
Husband : Too many parameters....

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by default.

Wife: What about your Salary
Husband : File in use .... Try later.

Wife: What is my value in the family
Husband : Unknown Virus


he is totally infected by his computer and its commands
:sl:

LOL. Thats so funny. I know lot of programmers. Im sure they are all not like that :okay:
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MuslimWays
11-20-2007, 11:16 AM
:zip: we don't talk like that!
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Danah
11-20-2007, 04:32 PM
shuraimfan4lyf
LOL. Thats so funny. I know lot of programmers. Im sure they are all not like that
MuslimWays
we don't talk like that!
well, this is a very hard working programer though (:
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MuslimWays
11-25-2007, 09:36 PM
that explains it then.
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Kittygyal
11-25-2007, 10:02 PM
salamualikum.

I know someone who just ignores there wife and then turns around moaning and then chats aload of bull!!

but oh well, thats some next level.

Ma'assalama
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