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-Elle-
11-28-2007, 01:16 AM
Do you all remember the "How women 'work' " thread?

here's a little revenge...mwahahaha. :)Enjoy!

THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN

A patient seriously sick is at the hospital. The family is joined together in the waiting room.


A doctor enters,tired,and says: "Sorry, I've come to bring you bad news. The only chance of survival is a brain transplantation. It is an experimental operation, very risky and it's expenses will be completely covered by you."


The family remains shocked. One of the members asks: "How much does a brain cost?"


"That depends, answers the doctor. It is 5000 $ for the brain of a man and 200 $ for the brain of a woman."


A long silence follows this statement. The men of the family retain themselves from laughing and avoid looking at the women.


A curious person dares nevertheless to ask "the question": "Doctor, why is there such a difference in price?"

The doctor smiles,faced to such a question, then answers: "the brains of women cost less because they have been used."



SHARE THIS WITH AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN.



Greetings to the men who smiled to half of the history...



Kisses with the women who smiled at the end! ! ! !


:X;D

**EDIT: I added a few more jokes..scroll down :) mwahaha
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sister herb
11-28-2007, 07:08 AM
Nice... Thanks for sharing :D
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smile
11-28-2007, 02:07 PM
so good man!
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11-28-2007, 02:09 PM
:salamext:

LOL so tru! Nice share lol Jazaak Allaah Khayr .

EDIT: Wonder why no brothers are posting here? lol
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-Elle-
11-28-2007, 08:29 PM
^^^rofl ;D


here's a few more:X

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Fishman
11-28-2007, 08:33 PM
:sl:
Brain fascism! Blatantly! Arrgh! Aaaddaa! Ad...
Zzz...

:raging:
:raging::enough!:
:w:
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Fishman
11-28-2007, 08:35 PM
:sl:
And as a result of their use, women's brains are degraded and worn out...

No offense intended, lol!
:D
:w:
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-Elle-
11-28-2007, 08:37 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by Fishman
:sl:
And as a result of their use, women's brains are degraded and worn out...

No offense intended, lol!
:D
:w:
lol,yup,their degraded and worn out...
by the time we're dead.
:D
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truemuslim
11-29-2007, 02:46 AM
:happy: nice one!
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Na7lah
11-29-2007, 02:51 AM
thnks 4 sharing i liked
the one with the punctuation
;D

ma'salamah
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Noor 13
11-30-2007, 02:42 PM
:sl:
:D
how true
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rozeena
11-30-2007, 03:40 PM
lol! so truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu n funni lol
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Khayal
11-30-2007, 07:26 PM
:sl:

No need to prove, Alhamdulilah!

:w:
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jouju
12-01-2007, 09:30 AM
houda thanx...it brot a biiig smile to y face!!!
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-Elle-
12-02-2007, 03:00 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by jouju
houda thanx...it brot a biiig smile to y face!!!
awh :) You're most welcome!

Glad all of you guys..uhm..girls:) liked it.
lol
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Ali.
12-02-2007, 11:04 AM
I loled at that, only because of the fact that it is utterly and completely wrong! :D :okay:

Lol just kiddin', I don't wanna' start a gender war here :O
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chosen
12-02-2007, 02:52 PM
I cut and pasted this joke and sent it to every guy in my office...we laughed allday yesterday....thankyou
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AhlaamBella
12-03-2007, 03:44 PM
lol wicked. Loved 'em :D:D:D:D:D
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sadia faisal
12-03-2007, 03:57 PM
Lol tooooo true!!!
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limitless
12-05-2007, 10:44 PM
@_@ i dont get the message :S so women's brains arent new? ;o that sucks huh? (lost)
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-Elle-
12-06-2007, 02:00 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by chosen
I cut and pasted this joke and sent it to every guy in my office...we laughed allday yesterday....thankyou
niiice..!(it's cool that they laughed,show's a lot of character,it's good to be able to laugh @ yourself..erm..well,your gender.lol)
and you're welcome!:D

@_@ i dont get the message :S so women's brains arent new? ;o that sucks huh? (lost)
lol,women's brains aren't new because they have been used during their lifetime...so they cost less because they're [used](ex:a used car would cost less than a new one)...

men's brains cost more because they're new:i.e: men's brain have not been used during their lifetime...i.e(once more):men do not use their brain(hehehe).

get it?:D

Oh,no offence intented by my explanation,I don't mean it in a literal sense,im only defining the joke!

:w:
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☆•♥°ąყ℮Տիმ°♥•☆
12-14-2007, 12:22 PM
Assalam-o-Allikum
hahahaha... thank you so much.. really made me laugh :giggling:
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khadija_007
12-26-2007, 07:58 PM
:sl:
that put a smile on my face Jazakallah:D
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al_islam
12-26-2007, 08:06 PM
Hehe...
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al_islam
12-26-2007, 08:06 PM
HEHE,

Nice try

Wait for mine to be approved !!!
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guyabano
12-27-2007, 09:24 AM
Some more 'Brain' Stuff... hehehe



Note: I cannot post the man's brain, as it would be against the Board rules. :-\
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Pk_#2
12-27-2007, 11:33 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by guyabano
Some more 'Brain' Stuff... hehehe



Note: I cannot post the man's brain, as it would be against the Board rules. :-\
Is it thaat bad? Ses alot innay, Gayobeeno you're so silly man!

That is not my brain, I never think of shoes, trainers/sneakers all the way!

Toilet cleaning? I forget to go to the loo sometimes forget cleaning it..

I dun memba ma own birthday even, this is all gibberish I tell ya!
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Muslim Knight
12-27-2007, 11:53 AM
Wow guyabano, that sure provoked a strong response!!~ LOLs.
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Nájlá
12-27-2007, 12:15 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by al_islam
HEHE,

Nice try

Wait for mine to be approved !!!
really funny houda waiting to see urs al_islam
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-Elle-
12-28-2007, 02:22 AM
[BANANA]Men Are Like...

... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

(LOL)

... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.


... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.[/BANANA]
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*WhisSPeR...*
12-28-2007, 06:47 AM
jazzakuallah those were funny!!

although for the first one, i heard a similar one except that it wasn't between male and female.. it was between a CHINESE brain and a TURKISH brain :)
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Periwinkle18
12-28-2007, 09:43 AM
lol thanks for sharing sis :)
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Cabdullahi
02-05-2008, 03:08 PM
Look at all the sisters how happy theyre,nice joke but u gotta take it easy on us aight!!
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Danah
02-05-2008, 03:53 PM
loooooooooool, thanks sis for the joke
:happy::happy:
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-Elle-
02-06-2008, 04:25 AM
My pleasure:D
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wildkat
02-12-2008, 08:28 PM
hehehe lol this really made me laugh!!!
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deen_2007
02-12-2008, 09:45 PM
sooo true..i get this one..lol
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krypton6
02-12-2008, 09:53 PM
"Greetings to the men who smiled to half of the history..."

That'll be me
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God-is-great
03-06-2009, 05:23 PM
hahaahahahaha
nice one :D
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Danah
03-06-2009, 05:40 PM
I liked this one.......sooo true:coolious: lol
... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
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Zahida
03-06-2009, 07:04 PM
:sl: Probably because we are soooo brainy the men couldn't understand it therefore didn't respond!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:w:
format_quote Originally Posted by houda~
awh :) You're most welcome!

Glad all of you guys..uhm..girls:) liked it.
lol
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Tara x
03-06-2009, 10:37 PM
lol yeh n i herd that men have pea sized brains :D
JS SUMIN I HERD.....
NO offence !!! lol
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God-is-great
03-07-2009, 01:14 AM
-cough cough-
none taken :Evil: ahem, i mean :D
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Yanal
03-07-2009, 01:44 AM
Logic. A man studies and actually uses the degrees to get a job while on the other hand women get more deegres and end up as house wives ,if women use their brain more intellictually(spelled wrong please correct me bro zAk) and just gradute with one simple degree the parents will have more money to give chairity. Logic.
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Tara x
03-07-2009, 03:04 PM
lol pea sized :D
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Yanal
03-07-2009, 06:22 PM
Looks like your emphasizing yourself here to known as spam.Dont. But we prefer to call our brains peanuts or walnuts rather then peas.
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Tara x
03-08-2009, 10:24 AM
okaaaaaaay sowi lol
wteva u say bro :)
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_Rida_
03-18-2009, 07:22 PM
LOL! That was funny ;D
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Peterwf
03-18-2009, 07:47 PM
lol

But I do not understand the "Does it match" question in the flow diagram, is it important?
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SouljahOfAllah
03-26-2009, 08:52 PM
Lol at first i was like :eek:
Jazakhullahu khiran for the post awsome :p
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peaceandlove
05-27-2009, 12:36 PM
Thanks Nice One
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Abdu-l-Majeed
05-31-2009, 06:26 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by houda~
[BANANA]Men Are Like...

... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

(LOL)

... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.


... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.[/BANANA]
:haha:

May Allah reward you, haven't laughed like this for quite some time. :D :D
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