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youngsister
01-05-2008, 12:04 AM
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1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Oh no! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie (something I would say:D)

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"
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Anisa19
01-05-2008, 03:53 AM
lol!
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Ali.
01-06-2008, 09:30 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by youngsister
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7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"
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Haha those I find very funny! ;D
Especially 7 LOL!
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Strzelecki
01-07-2008, 06:14 AM
Number 9 is my favorite. :P
Winning post, sister. :D
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Zarmina
01-08-2008, 12:40 AM
Number 8 is scary. :D

Good one.
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truemuslim
01-09-2008, 11:52 PM
LOL this actually made me laugh... the funniest ones for me are the same ones 'helloimali' said
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crayon
01-10-2008, 08:17 AM
Number 7 is brilliant! Heh, it's my favorite. Thanks for sharing.
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adeeb
01-10-2008, 08:57 AM
number 7...whoa...

scary....
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syilla
01-11-2008, 06:30 AM
it is true you know...docs love to chit chat in the surgery room...

if you're awake...it is kinda scary, because it seem the docs are not paying attention on what they are doing... lol
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01-11-2008, 06:01 PM
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funny...
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Al-Zaara
01-11-2008, 06:13 PM
6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
The surgery is going good... ;D
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Eric H
01-11-2008, 07:58 PM
Doctor- I have some good news for you and some bad news.

The good news is you have a year to live, the bad news is I should have told you fifty one weeks ago.
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01-11-2008, 07:59 PM
:salamext:

Lol, good one! :D
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Woodrow
01-11-2008, 08:04 PM
Now I know why they put you to sleep for surgery. Keep you from hearing what is really going on.
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truemuslim
01-11-2008, 09:46 PM
lol yeah woodrow. heres what i heard one time...'hand me the sharp scissors not the dull ones'

i was freakin out... its not that big but it was like 3 years ago wen i was 11
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02-07-2008, 10:13 AM
:salamext:

*bump
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al_islam
02-07-2008, 10:17 AM
salam

thats funny.

what about the one,

'what am i doing here again ?'

peace
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