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truemuslim
01-10-2008, 05:03 AM
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1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

2. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.

3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

6. Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours.

7. Few women admit their age; few men act it.

8. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?

9. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

10. Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

11. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

12. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

13. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

14. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

15. You can't have everything; where would you put it?

16. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

17. Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

18. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

19. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

20. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

21. DARE to keep cops off donuts.

22. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.




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praying4jannah
01-10-2008, 04:31 PM
lol mde me lauff x
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Mikayeel
01-10-2008, 10:51 PM
nice made me laugh to :) '' I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.'' was the best:P
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truemuslim
01-10-2008, 10:53 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by Hamada
nice made me laugh to :) '' I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.'' was the best:P
lol yeah
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Eric H
01-11-2008, 09:31 PM
Hello truemuslim, Wonderful words of wisdom, I had a good chuckle, here are a few more.

There is no heavier burden than an empty purse

A man is led the way he wishes to follow.

I have wasted time, now time has wasted me.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Those who know little often repeat it

The future often arrives before we are ready for it

Our worst fears are those that never happen

Those who give advice don’t have to pay

If at first you don’t succeed – cheat.

A friend in need is a pest

Take care

Eric
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wildkat
01-11-2008, 09:39 PM
lol i like number 12 the best!
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01-11-2008, 09:39 PM
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very amusing.. enjoyed reading this..
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truemuslim
01-11-2008, 09:43 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by Eric H
Hello truemuslim, Wonderful words of wisdom, I had a good chuckle, here are a few more.

There is no heavier burden than an empty purse

A man is led the way he wishes to follow.

I have wasted time, now time has wasted me.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Those who know little often repeat it

The future often arrives before we are ready for it

Our worst fears are those that never happen

Those who give advice don’t have to pay

If at first you don’t succeed – cheat.

A friend in need is a pest

Take care

Eric
lol thanks the one in bold is my fave. lol its what i do.
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khadija_007
01-12-2008, 07:10 PM
enjoyed reading that
"Out of my mind, back in five minutes" is the best
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Tilmeez
01-14-2008, 08:26 AM
Last Words of few People:

1. Give me the lighter i think we are running out of gas!

2. Honey, dinner was not tasty today!

3. Is this Gun loaded?

4. Yes, i am the one who was with your wife on lunch yesterday.

5. What hapens when we pull this PIN?

6. Due to my new invention, all poisons of the world are harmless for me... See

do you know about any such thing?? plz share!
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Abdul-Raouf
01-22-2008, 06:05 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by Eric H
There is no heavier burden than an empty purse

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Ya thats True ... in this world.
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HaYa-MiD gIrL
01-22-2008, 04:10 PM
thanx alot my brother .....nice posting
my regards
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Khaldun
01-22-2008, 06:29 PM
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If at first you don’t succeed – cheat.
Whoever bears arms against us is not one of us, and whoever cheats us is not one of us.” (Saheeh Muslim).
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Woodrow
01-22-2008, 06:41 PM
Famous last words of George Bernard Shaw.

When Shaw was on his death bed a number of relatives had gathered in his room to pay their last respects. Shaw kind of kept slipping in and out of a coma. At one point he looked dead and his relatives stred wondering if he was alive or dead. One finaly said, "Feel his feet and see if they are cold or warm. Nobody ever died with warm feet" Shaw opened his eyes and said "What about Joan of Arc?"
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cihad
01-25-2008, 03:32 PM
lol, thanks for making me laf
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rahul_89
01-25-2008, 06:09 PM
:sl: nyc jokes....bt it dint get my frends to larff...but they gt hvnt gt a sense of humour neway!!! jazakillah for the jokes tho!!:shade:
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rahul_89
01-25-2008, 06:18 PM
sory people for my bad english writing...i'l try and be more careful next time insha-allah
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truemuslim
01-25-2008, 06:21 PM
^^^ lool
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The Ruler
01-25-2008, 06:22 PM
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True humour lies in sarcasm, period.

:w:
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someone...
02-04-2008, 11:54 PM
haha thanks sis for sharing
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*Hana*
02-05-2008, 12:03 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by truemuslim
^^^ lool
Ummmm, my Dear Sister, you might want to edit your signature...it could be taken many different ways. :giggling: And I know you are far to sweet to want anyone to take it in a bad way. :embarrass

lol

Hana
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truemuslim
02-05-2008, 12:12 AM
I DIDNT DO IT SOMEONE ELSE EDITED IT OTHERWISE IT USED TO SAY 'The Devil'...

how do take that badly btw? lol just wondering
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truemuslim
02-05-2008, 12:12 AM
Omg I Just Noticed Wqhat It Said!!!!!!!!!!
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