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sabah
01-19-2008, 12:40 AM
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Male or Female?You might not have known this, but a lot of
non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples: :D
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying Reply
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-Elle-
01-19-2008, 01:00 AM
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA exxxceellent.:thumbs_up
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guyabano
01-19-2008, 09:21 AM
Hahaha, nice one. Thanks for sharing
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Dr.Trax
01-19-2008, 09:45 AM
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
This is freaky!
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01-19-2008, 12:02 PM
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Really funny..
i liked these ones best :giggling:
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
PHOTOCOPIERS:
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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nadia85
01-19-2008, 12:57 PM
enjoyed reading it thanxs
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01-19-2008, 01:08 PM
:salamext:
:lol:!!! :X
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mutlib
01-19-2008, 01:08 PM
lol
i enjoyed reading them
JazakAllah
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pasionatemumina
02-20-2008, 10:37 PM
JazakALLAH for sharing
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wildkat
02-23-2008, 04:53 PM
lol funny post, the hammer one is the best!!
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