Summary of life

[sabah]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
5) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair
That you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

:w:

[truemuslim]

LOL thats hilarius!!! my faves:

#2 in the kids one
#1 on the middle one
and # 1 on the last one..

LOOL

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LOL

2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

i so remember this one..

[Ummu Sufyaan]

Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

wrong. raise them well as kids, they'll behave themselves when their adults. the raising already been done. :sunny:
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[Tilmeez]

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

Love this one. though i not old (only 330 years old! :) ) but still i wait for some one to ask the question, i just learnt answer for.
:)

[Amat Allah]

2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

The most beautiful GREAT TRUTH I HAVE LEARNED when I was LITTLE

[sshuraimno1fan]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
5) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair
That you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

:w:

2 in the first one is so true! lolz fank 4 sharin!

[HaYa-MiD gIrL]

wow ! great facts!! :D
thanx alot dear sabah for this topic
my regards

[Ali.]

Haha!

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second

That is so true..

[rabarbara2008]

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

yeah I guess this is very applicable to men :happy:

[smile]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

:w:

so true :exhausted