Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[AzN..]

I need help!!.
I cant work this out :

[Hijaabi22]

Hmmmmmmmmm

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I need help!!.
I cant work this out :

Its there u can see it if u rearrange the shapes......lolllllll ;D

[Hijaabi22]

i know lol^

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[nafy]

Salaamz

I don't blame you :p

But seriously, chin up, there's always light at the end of the tunnel (or, rather, there always is an end to the tunnel), and besides, it's the summer holidays in like, three months.

Next!

jazakAllah bro!! mashAllah gud advice!!! :) thnx

take care :)
w/salaamz

[afriend]

I have much time on my hands now...any ideas for this website:
www.fozley.tk (if u see a white page....forget it, I can't help out)

I added a few nasheed videos and Prayer videos..:)

[afriend]

Oh I think by switching off the 'pop up blocker' you should be ok...

Or try using a different browser (IE instead of Firefox)

or type www.fozley.tk in your search bar instead of clicking the link...:)

[nafy]

Salaamz

ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dun summit 2 ma legs n mom wont believe meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......she sez i usin it as an excuse 2 avoid housework :( how do i mek her see i aint jokin?!!! lol

w/salaam :)

[minaz]

Next!

[afriend]

What do YOU think of my website bro Minaz?

How can I improve it?

www.fozley.tk

[Hijaabi22]

[MAD]NEXT!![/MAD]

[Hijaabi22]

What do YOU think of my website bro Minaz?

How can I improve it?

www.fozley.tk

errm intimate dating? wat u tryna promote eh??

[afriend]

Well, duh, u skip the stupid opening to it!

Also, do u think I should change my host?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

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lol mAn WHAT THE? answer the questions!!! mondays whats so special bout em :p

[IbnAbdulHakim]

errm intimate dating? wat u tryna promote eh??

LOLLOLLOL ;D SUBHANALLAH!!!!!! well dont clik on the promo. lol i kno dats hard 4 u 2 resist :rollseyes

[A.P]

What do you think of my space/site
http://spaces.msn.com/a154/

[Maimunah]

salaam masters!!
ur no.1 fan has a quetsion!!
am addicted to this program "My wife n kids"
wat can i do to stop watchin it????????
wasalaam

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ realise that its sick and supports no islamic values :thumbs_up

[afriend]

LOL

I used to watch it....but find something else to do instead....

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[MAD]NEXT!![/MAD]

Stop NEXT-ING :rollseyes

[Hijaabi22]

LOLLOLLOL ;D SUBHANALLAH!!!!!! well dont clik on the promo. lol i kno dats hard 4 u 2 resist :rollseyes

VERY HARD

[MOUSE]HOW DO I RESIST THE TEMPTATION??:rollseyes :rollseyes [/MOUSE]

["..MariAm.."]

salamz
pllz helllpppppppppppppppppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i accidently deleted my brotherz folder from the computer it contained all his fav. nasheeds which were upto 100 or sumfing and their were some jihadi videos and loads and loads of mjs' pics in the folder !!! my brother uses the computer after many days .....
he will kill me !!!!!!!!! i mean ok lolz he won't .........but i will be busted ! :'(

[Hijaabi22]

salaam masters!!
ur no.1 fan has a quetsion!!
am addicted to this program "My wife n kids"
wat can i do to stop watchin it????????
wasalaam

oh my gooooooooood i LUUUURRRRV dat show 2 its sooooooooooo funny!!!!;D ;D ;D ;D me luvin it

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[MOUSE]Go to the recycle bin and get it back LOL ;D[/MOUSE]

[Hijaabi22]

Stop NEXT-ING :rollseyes

[MAD]NEXT![/MAD]

[afriend]

[MAD]NEXT![/MAD]

LOL

For the sister who probably will have WWIII wiht her brother if she doesn't fix it,

Start>>>Programs>>>Accesories>>>System tools>>>System restore (if you are running on windows XP)

Just restore to an earlier time when the files were still present on your computer...about 2 or 3 days back....(depending on how many saved restore poinst you have)

Inshallah that should undo the damage done...:)

[Hijaabi22]

NAH SHE CAN JUS GO 2 DA RECYCLE BIN

Me always deletin stuff n gettin it bak

[afriend]

yeah...but wat if it's gone from the recycle bin?

I never leave things in my recycle bin...it just annoys me.....

["..MariAm.."]

salamz
aaa.....ummmmmm i dont even know the abc of this computer the only thing know is how to use net lolz ...........i can't even find the recycle bin :'( and yez i have windows xp .................ok i am restoring it ...... but it will take time i think! but um thankz .......i thought there was no solution hehe thankz again !

[afriend]

That's what I thought a few years ago...when I deleted some of the important files that KEPT MY COMPUTER RUNNING!!!

I thought that hidden files were viruses...silly me....

Oh, where can I find one of those recycling banks where they pay you?

How comes no one knew about the countdown until I started using it?????

[IbnAbdulHakim]

NAH SHE CAN JUS GO 2 DA RECYCLE BIN

Me always deletin stuff n gettin it bak

^^ Dustbin raider ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D!!!!!

["..MariAm.."]

salamz
bro iqram ! actually u have loads ov time to find the countdown timer loadz wen i saw ppl using countdown, i started searching my user cp for the option lolz and voila !! i got it :D

[nafy]

Salaamz

i feel lyk hitting sum1 lol....i cant do ma work man!!! am stressFIED lol ;)

help.....i dunno how.........but plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz lol

w/salaamz

[Kittygyal]

salam.
i just feel so down aday and feel so stressed!!
helppppp haven't even done my marking!!!!!! just feel like :'( :'(!!!
w.salam

[Hijaabi22]

^^ Dustbin raider ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D!!!!!

:rollseyes :rollseyes :rollseyes

Lol THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!:rant:

lol

[minaz]

their were some jihadi videos and loads and loads of mjs' pics

You did him a favour then!

i just feel so down aday and feel so stressed!!
helppppp haven't even done my marking!!!!!!

Awwwww! Think of the poor Children:p

[Kittygyal]

You did him a favour then!


Awwwww! Think of the poor Children:p

salam.
aw bless i alway think about the poor :)

i have got an interview amrw in breevement centre and i am just soooo nervous!!!
w.salam

[Hijaabi22]

how cum minaz is allowed to ahve an animated avater and everytime i try to put 1 up it says NOT ALLOWED?? Animated as in the one dat moves???? understand?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

how cum minaz is allowed to ahve an animated avater and everytime i try to put 1 up it says NOT ALLOWED?? Animated as in the one dat moves???? understand?

DOUBLE STANDARDS INNIT!!!!!! lol

[minaz]

lol nah it has to be within a limited "kb" size and also "gif" file,
And yeh the doube standards do apply- i'm special you see :D

[Hijaabi22]

lol nah it has to be within a limited "kb" size and also "gif" file,
And yeh the doube standards do apply- i'm special you see :D

err special how??? wat makes u more special then MOI eh? Eh? Lol

[Kittygyal]

how cum minaz is allowed to ahve an animated avater and everytime i try to put 1 up it says NOT ALLOWED?? Animated as in the one dat moves???? understand?

salam.
cause he's one of the speacial dudes :p
w.salam

[Kittygyal]

err special how??? wat makes u more special then MOI eh? Eh? Lol

salam.
don't mess with Minaz sis he's just too UNTOUCHABLE :p
w.salam

[IbnAbdulHakim]

salam.
cause he's one of the speacial dudes :p
w.salam

not fair i tell ya :(

[Hijaabi22]

cum on guys stop it now! I can feel his head goin so big it gna explode any sec!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

cum on guys stop it now! I can feel his head goin so big it gna explode any sec!

lol thats the plan ;) KABOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

[afriend]

LOL

I want to upload my 1!!!

[nafy]

Salaamz

i feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel soooooooooooooooooooooo deadddddddddddddddddddd :(

w/salaam

[afriend]

Run around.....It's a nice day today...it made me feel better....altho there was nothin gettin me down in the first place...EXAMS ARE OVER!!

What should I do with all the free time on my hands...OH WAIT!! Hifz took away half of it..so now what?

[Hijaabi22]

me got 4 months to CHILL. Any ideas on how i cud spend my time wisely?? I mean.all i got planned is sleep eat watch telly eat again watch telly again sleep gain

[Kittygyal]

me got 4 months to CHILL. Any ideas on how i cud spend my time wisely?? I mean.all i got planned is sleep eat watch telly eat again watch telly again sleep gain

salam.
paln your career :p
w.salam

[IbnAbdulHakim]

me got 4 months to CHILL. Any ideas on how i cud spend my time wisely?? I mean.all i got planned is sleep eat watch telly eat again watch telly again sleep gain

throw in sum excercize/qiraat/prayers ;)

drivin lesson in 45 mins wonderin who shud i run over this time :Evil:

[nafy]

Salaamz

Run around.....It's a nice day today...it made me feel better....altho there was nothin gettin me down in the first place...EXAMS ARE OVER!!

What should I do with all the free time on my hands...OH WAIT!! Hifz took away half of it..so now what?

ur lucky innit.........buh i got work to do broooooooooo :'(

i cant run around lyk a headless chicken wen i got a whole assignment 2 finish!! :( and bro minaz jus ignored me....huh.....masters of might blah blah blah MY FOOT!! lol :rant: :giggling: ;)

w/salaamz :)

[Kittygyal]

not fair i tell ya :(

salam.
chill bro he's just one of them gangsta's around moving ;D
bro iky just chill and ask bro Minaz to do it for yh (stop being harsh bro Minaz) ;D
w.salam

[Hijaabi22]

okey doke

[Kittygyal]

Salaamz



ur lucky innit.........buh i got work to do broooooooooo :'(

i cant run around lyk a headless chicken wen i got a whole assignment 2 finish!! :( and bro minaz jus ignored me....huh.....masters of might blah blah blah MY FOOT!! lol :rant: :giggling: ;)

w/salaamz :)

salam.
innit sis i have got filipn marking a do and also i've got an interview amrw it just sucks!!!:rant:
we can't run around the pitch is wet ;D
w.salam

[Hijaabi22]

Salaamz



ur lucky innit.........buh i got work to do broooooooooo :'(

i cant run around lyk a headless chicken wen i got a whole assignment 2 finish!! :( and bro minaz jus ignored me....huh.....masters of might blah blah blah MY FOOT!! lol :rant: :giggling: ;)

w/salaamz :)

hahahahahahaaaaaa nyc 1 sis!!! Innit 2 ryt! Masters of magic MY foot! Lol

[IbnAbdulHakim]

hahahahahahaaaaaa nyc 1 sis!!! Innit 2 ryt! Masters of magic MY foot! Lol

lol masters of making things worser ;) LOL <--- how dry :rollseyes

[Kittygyal]

throw in sum excercize/qiraat/prayers ;)

drivin lesson in 45 mins wonderin who shud i run over this time :Evil:

salam.
erm...be care ful don't drive over my cat!!!! ;D
w.salam

[AzN..]

Its nice , thank you nafy_luvz_you :thankyou:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

salam.
erm...be care ful don't drive over my cat!!!! ;D
w.salam

lol jus tell him not to appear as tho he'll claw me :p

[minaz]

Innit 2 ryt! Masters of magic MY foot!

Muezzin gives the foot massages, ask him nicely and he may give any of you one :p

[nafy]

salaamz

Its nice , thank you nafy_luvz_you :thankyou:

huh???? :?

wat on earths dat bout?! lol

wat ya doin bro??! :uhwhat

w/salaamz

[Kittygyal]

lol jus tell him not to appear as tho he'll claw me :p

salam.
me cats are ''free'' and have the right to go every where i've got 5 so be careful or damn it my beema will be on you!! ;D

Q) why is bro A.M so nasty driving over me cats???? :p
w.salam

[Kittygyal]

Muezzin gives the foot massages, ask him nicely and he may give any of you one :p

salam.
errr bro Muezzin that sucks errr don't want his diry fillthy hands on my foot;D
w.salam

[afriend2]

Muezzin gives the foot massages, ask him nicely and he may give any of you one :p

salaam, :peace:

lol...well my dad does have a bad foot today :happy: im sure he'll be pleased if bro Muezzin helped him out! ;D :happy:

and lol...who's being mean to cats? :hiding: they're lovely mashAllah :wub:

wassalam

[Muezzin]

salam.
errr bro Muezzin that sucks errr don't want his diry fillthy hands on my foot;D
w.salam

Charming.

I don't want to touch people's nasty stinky feet anyway :p

Next!

[Kittygyal]

Charming.

I don't want to touch people's nasty stinky feet anyway :p

Next!

salam.
easi now bro you know i was only messing ;D
q) have you got the techniques? :p
w.salam

(stop saying ''NEXT'' that seems rude ;D )

[Muezzin]

salam.
easi now bro you know i was only messing ;D
q) have you got the techniques? :p
w.salam

(stop saying ''NEXT'' that seems rude ;D )

I used to have Lego Technic. In French it sounds like Technique.

Maybe.

Next. :p

[afriend2]

salaam,

hey thats not very nice! :offended: ... are you saying my dad's feet are stinky? :(

wassalam :peace:

[Kittygyal]

I used to have Lego Technic. In French it sounds like Technique.

Maybe.

Next. :p

salam.
LOLz ''french'' say that again;D

why am i soo adicted to this forum? i've got to do marking and am here argggghh!!!
w.salam

[Muezzin]

salaam,

hey thats not very nice! :offended: ... are you saying my dad's feet are stinky? :(

wassalam :peace:

Everyone's feet are stinky :p

Next!

[Kittygyal]

salaam,

hey thats not very nice! :offended: ... are you saying my dad's feet are stinky? :(

wassalam :peace:

salam.
sis i think he was reffering to mine LOLz even though there not :heated:
w.salam

Everyone's feet are stinky :p

Next!

salam.
your's maybe but not ''everyones'' :heated: have you heard of washing them?;D
w.salam

[Muezzin]

salam.
sis i think he was reffering to mine LOLz even though there not :heated:
w.salam

Get one of those foot massage machines and keep your feet away from me people! :p

salam.
your's maybe but not ''everyones'' :heated: have you heard of washing them?;D
w.salam

That I do, every time I do wudhu :)

Next!

[Kittygyal]

Get one of those foot massage machines and keep your feet away from me people! :p


That I do, every time I do wudhu :)

Next!

salam.
you've experienced it bro so you can do it ;D
what's wudhu?
w.salam

[Muezzin]

salam.
you've experienced it bro so you can do it ;D
what's wudhu?
w.salam

Wudhu is ablutions before prayer.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why do you keep saying ''next''!!?
w.salam

[Muezzin]

salam.
why do you keep saying ''next''!!?
w.salam

It's the Asian cornershop owner in me. Even though I don't own one, or know someone who owns one. I think everyone has that 'Apu' gene. Asians just get it bad.

That and it's a great T-shirt line.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

It's the Asian cornershop owner in me.

That and it's a great T-shirt line.

Next!

salam.
LOLz you carck me up ;D ''cornershop'' boy

why is it ONLY me on this thread???!
w.salam

[Muezzin]

salam.
LOLz you carck me up ;D ''cornershop'' boy

That's racial profiling! :p

I don't own a cornershop by the way. If anyone reading this does, good for you, and make it good for me by giving me discounts :D

why is it ONLY me on this thread???!
w.salam

The others are dead.

Or not online.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

That's racial profiling! :p

I don't own a cornershop by the way. If anyone reading this does, good for you, and make it good for me by giving me discounts :D


The others are dead.

Or not online.

Next!

salam.
ahem.. discounts no way speacial offers ''buy 1 get 2 free'' ;D
erm..others are dead am sure there ''alive''

''why is working so annoying?''!
w.salam

[Hijaabi22]

Charming.

I don't want to touch people's nasty stinky feet anyway :p

Next!

bro man u 2 funny!! ;D ;D ;D :giggling: :giggling:

The others are dead.

dats a bit harsh tho

[MAD]HOW DO I GET RID OF MY WARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS DUIN MY NUT IN!![/MAD]

[afriend]

what to do for a menatally scarred dog?

[Hijaabi22]

^ u talkin bout any1 we know? Lol

[Kittygyal]

what to do for a menatally scarred dog?

salam.
;D just fling it around and then give it to bro Muezzien to give it a massage on it feet ;D
w.salam

[Hijaabi22]

^ lol at ya sis

[Kittygyal]

^ lol at ya sis

salam.
keep laughing sis :)
w.salam

[afriend]

There was a dog that just doesn't stop barking

ALL NIGHT....i felt like shoving a boot down it's throat...it's a mental one...

[Kittygyal]

There was a dog that just doesn't stop barking

ALL NIGHT....i felt like shoving a boot down it's throat...it's a mental one...

salam.
how mean can you get you could have just done bro Muezzien's way massage his foot ;D
w.salam

[nafy]

Salaamz

i need ur expertise opinion......do u fink am mean?? :(

w/salamz

[Kittygyal]

Salaamz

i need ur expertise opinion......do u fink am mean?? :(

w/salamz

salam.
well sis no your not i certainly disagree with that!!! and also you are just UNTOUCHABLE!! :)
smile sis :)
w.salam

[Muezzin]

bro man u 2 funny!! ;D ;D ;D :giggling: :giggling:


dats a bit harsh tho

[MAD]HOW DO I GET RID OF MY WARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS DUIN MY NUT IN!![/MAD]

Don't be silly. Girls don't have nuts.

:p

Also, click on the warn itself and you'll see what you got it for. Just refrain from behaving like that, and someone might reduce it.

what to do for a menatally scarred dog?

Throw bricks at it.

Or call the RSPCA.

Salaamz

i need ur expertise opinion......do u fink am mean??

w/salamz

You make Minnie Mouse look like a raging uber-witch.

Next!

[x Maz x]

LAUGH OUT LOUD...You guys are very humorous gotta give you that ;) WalaykumAsalaam x By the way gyalz can have nuts...well in her case they can:tranny...Muhahahah Nah tobah tobah only messing wit you gyal ;)

[AzN..]

Cant wake up on time for skooll!!
Helpp me what can i do ?

[Muezzin]

Cant wake up on time for skooll!!
Helpp me what can i do ?

Get an alarm clock. Or a cockerel.

Next!

[Starseeker]

Whats 1+1 ???

[x Maz x]

Yaar c'mon my 8 year old brother could have done better then that...try again as i am also havin the same problem ;) WalaykumAsalaam x

[Muezzin]

Whats 1+1 ???

2.

Or 'window', depending on your maturity level.

Next!

[x Maz x]

Alpha Dude, i think its quite clear ;) you know the answer yourself, no need to embaress the brother Muhahaha WalaykumAsalaam x

[Muezzin]

LMAO...guessing your not very mature. That is my question. Would you class yourself as mature?

Biology would.

Next!

[Muezzin]

Would it be considered going against forum rules, if one were to ask for reps in this thread? :brother:

Yes it would.

You gotta earn reps man.

Next!

[Hijaabi22]

Don't be silly. Girls don't have nuts.

:p

Also, click on the warn itself and you'll see what you got it for. Just refrain from behaving like that, and someone might reduce it.

:rollseyes :rollseyes :rollseyes Yeah well i did chek and i think it was totally uncalled for!! I mean all i did was....... oh u dont wanna know :rollseyes

[Hijaabi22]

LAUGH OUT LOUD...You guys are very humorous gotta give you that ;) WalaykumAsalaam x By the way gyalz can have nuts...well in her case they can:tranny...Muhahahah Nah tobah tobah only messing wit you gyal ;)

:offended: :offended: :offended:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

talk of nutz has occured in my absence i c. This thread has taken a disturbing turn for the worst! ;D

Anyways what makes the turtle GO THAT SLOW? seriously i mean WHY THAAT SLOW>? WHY MAN?

[ishkabab]

talk of nutz has occured in my absence i c. This thread has taken a disturbing turn for the worst! ;D

Anyways what makes the turtle GO THAT SLOW? seriously i mean WHY THAAT SLOW>? WHY MAN?

same here ive always wondered....lol:?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

same here ive always wondered....lol:?

lol nice question aint it :p :D

[ishkabab]

lol nice question aint it :p :D

excellent ...it couldn't have got any better:bravo:

[Muezzin]

talk of nutz has occured in my absence i c. This thread has taken a disturbing turn for the worst! ;D

Anyways what makes the turtle GO THAT SLOW? seriously i mean WHY THAAT SLOW>? WHY MAN?

The theory of relativity. They're only moving slow compared to us. I'm sure turtles and snails race like all the time.

Next!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

DBZ OR DBGT.... which one did you prefer?
*sings original dbz theme tune*

[Muezzin]

I never saw Dragon Ball GT. I never really got into DBZ either, but my bros loved it.

Next!

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[S]Who ya gonna call?[/S]

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

I never saw Dragon Ball GT. I never really got into DBZ either, but my bros loved it.

Next!

Wow.... *dazed*... you missed out man!
:w:

[Muezzin]

[S]Who ya gonna call?[/S]

Someone else. I've got exams soon yo.

Next!

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Someone else. I've got exams soon yo.

Next!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL ;D ;D ;D Nah man that desreves reps! ;D

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

lol... everything deserves reps!

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Hey if u do a good post then if u dnt want me to rep ya, just say! ;)

[IbnAbdulHakim]

i cant understnd nethin ma lecturer is sayin!!!

[Hijaabi22]

Abd Majid u ask the most silly questions!!!lol

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Abd Majid u ask the most silly questions!!!lol

lol no joke his got this typical accent and he talks bare fast it sounds like:

wadbalsaminmotherboardcunbininterface LOL n imsittin right in front o him :p

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Hahahaha rofllllllllllllllllllllllllll akhee u giv me jokes!!!!!!!!!!

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
is dat meant to be fast?:p
wasalam

[Muezzin]

i cant understnd nethin ma lecturer is sayin!!!

Copy your mates notes.

Or ask your lecturer to talk more clearly.

Next!

[Sister_6038]

*walks in looks around at the decor...walks out...remembers question*

can you spell Mary Poppins favourite word?

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Supercalafager-something-expialidocious :rollseyes

[Sister_6038]

Supercalafager-something-expialidocious :rollseyes

*falls over laughing* top one sis!!

[------]

Thank you :D

[Muezzin]

*walks in looks around at the decor...walks out...remembers question*

can you spell Mary Poppins favourite word?

Superkallerfragalisticexpeealadocious, if you say it fast enough dum dum...

I forgot the rest of the song.

Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Superkallerfragalisticexpeealadocious, if you say it fast enough dum dum...

I forgot the rest of the song.

Next!

if u say it fast enough it sounds quite attrocious ;)

[Hijaabi22]

lol no joke his got this typical accent and he talks bare fast it sounds like:

wadbalsaminmotherboardcunbininterface LOL n imsittin right in front o him :p

[S]EH?[/S]:giggling: :giggling: ;D :okay: :okay: :okay: :okay:

[BANANA]supercalifragilisticexpialidocious![/BANANA]

and yeah Abd Majid I am becumin more n more mature jazakallah 4 noticin ;) lol

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ why didnt soldieress rep me? :rant: :p :p :p

lol how comes theres soldier ants and normal ants, i find that amazing :eek:

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Superkallerfragalisticexpeealadocious, if you say it fast enough dum dum...

I forgot the rest of the song.

Next!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D LOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Duhaa]

lol how comes theres soldier ants and normal ants, i find that amazing :eek:

Allah's power, you can't question it.
Read Harun Yahya's book about the little creatures, excellent.
I wouldn't answer normally coz it's Muezzin and Minaz's job but I had to look at ants habits for research double :eek:
............and I came across that book.

[Hijaabi22]

abd majid cos i canti spread 2 much rep thats y me 2 kind

[Sister_6038]

i only asked the word

[afriend2]

salaam,

ok heres the deal....last time i told you i got chosen for a work experience job in teaching kids at a primary school, :) however my big brother has got me a placement with him at his job :). he's a computer consultant thingy.....and he was like saying it would be great taking his little sister to work and stuff :)

now alhamdulillah i really wanna do both...which makes me greedy :( ...

but i can only choose one....so which one :?
can you give me some advice on which one i should go for...:)

wassalam

[Muezzin]

i only asked the word

Mm-hmm.

salaam,

ok heres the deal....last time i told you i got chosen for a work experience job in teaching kids at a primary school, :) however my big brother has got me a placement with him at his job :). he's a computer consultant thingy.....and he was like saying it would be great taking his little sister to work and stuff :)

now alhamdulillah i really wanna do both...which makes me greedy :( ...

but i can only choose one....so which one :?
can you give me some advice on which one i should go for...:)

wassalam

Whichever one you really want to do, be that the school or the computer consultant thing.

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[afriend2]

salaam,

bro ^^^ youve just made me even more confused :( i want to do both.....

but hmmm.....after much consideration im going to work with my brother inshAllah :) if i dont like o'll go back to the whole teacher idea :p

jazakAllah anyways...

wassalam

[nafy]

Salaamz

plz mek dua so ma sis gets married frm here n not frm back home!

bro u fink i got a betta chance of gettin married here if ma sis gets married here first???

tc w/salam :)

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

plz mek dua so ma sis gets married frm here n not frm back home!

Inshallah I will.

bro u fink i got a betta chance of gettin married here if ma sis gets married here first???

tc w/salam :)

Probably. Have you asked your parents about it?

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[Hijaabi22]

SIS NAZIA I DID 2 YEARS OF THE TEACHING DEGREE AND I QUIT LAST WEEK DOES THAT ANSWER YA QUESTION?

[afriend]

Well, depending on her age and all the education stuff.....

Hopefully she will get married here inshallah!!!

I would hate goin bak home...reminds me of my mum's half baked plan to take me bak to bangladesh in 2 years time for u kno what...:(

What can I do to get my freinds to stop dissin tis safe bro?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

i heard the grasses are more greener on the other side :eek: :eek:

[nafy]

salaamz

Inshallah I will.

Probably. Have you asked your parents about it?

jazakAllah :)

n no i havent asked dem......they neva chat bout marriage 2 us...i dont wanna bring it up out of nowhere....they gonna get da rong idea!! :offended:

w/salaamz :)

[afriend]

LOL

Same as mine...:p

a few months ago...they wer gettin ready to send me bak home as soon as my hifz was finished....

HOW DO I MAKE SURE THEY NEVER DO THAT AGAIN????

[Muezzin]

i heard the grasses are more greener on the other side :eek: :eek:

I hear that from drug addicts all the time.

LOL

Same as mine...

a few months ago...they wer gettin ready to send me bak home as soon as my hifz was finished....

HOW DO I MAKE SURE THEY NEVER DO THAT AGAIN????

Talk to them. Open a door of communication.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

LOL

Same as mine...:p

a few months ago...they wer gettin ready to send me bak home as soon as my hifz was finished....

HOW DO I MAKE SURE THEY NEVER DO THAT AGAIN????

u dont!! :p

next time u go bak marry the most pious cutest wifey u can find and live happiley eva afta ;) ;) :p

[IbnAbdulHakim]

I hear that from drug addicts all the time.
!

LOLLOL, u mean u "USE" that all the time ;)

[Kittygyal]

salam.
i just got me ''new'' job and am just so happy and excited i heard today that being happy is not good so how can i stop being happy??????!
w.salam

[Kittygyal]

salam,
well i've been told that aday which seriously puts me down and just sucks!!
after bing happy and then just putting that smile down what a pity!!:offended:
w.salam

[IbnAbdulHakim]

salam,
well i've been told that aday which seriously puts me down and just sucks!!
after bing happy and then just putting that smile down what a pity!!:offended:
w.salam

Sahih Bukhari

Volume 4, Book 56, Number 756:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin Ka'b:

I heard Ka'b bin Malik talking after his failure to join (the Ghazwa of) Tabuk. He said, "When I greeted Allah's Apostle whose face was glittering with happiness, for whenever Allah's Apostle was happy, his face used to glitter, as if it was a piece of the moon, and we used to recognize it (i.e. his happiness) from his face."

our prophet saws was happy ;) and inshaAllah i will try 2 b too :)

[Kittygyal]

Sahih Bukhari

Volume 4, Book 56, Number 756:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin Ka'b:

I heard Ka'b bin Malik talking after his failure to join (the Ghazwa of) Tabuk. He said, "When I greeted Allah's Apostle whose face was glittering with happiness, for whenever Allah's Apostle was happy, his face used to glitter, as if it was a piece of the moon, and we used to recognize it (i.e. his happiness) from his face."

our prophet saws was happy ;) and inshaAllah i will try 2 b too :)

salam.
mashallah that is so good i will show evidence on that to the person whom told me :)

Q) why do most people hate cats and run over them? :'(:offended:
w.salam

[Hijaabi22]

[S]GUYS IM STARTIN 2 REGRET QUITTIN MY COURSE WAT SHALL I DOOOOOOOO

I DUNNO WAT THE HELL I WANNA DO CAREER WISE

ANY SUGGESTIONS?

IM LOST[/S]

[IbnAbdulHakim]

why do fishes always open and close there mouths like weirdos? CAN THEY TALK?

[*noor]

and why is da sky blue??

[*noor]

and why is it hard to speak slowly but easy to speak quickly?

ok.......that was dumb.

[Umu 'Isa]

what is this, one big giant spam box???

This is muezzin and minaz's thread, you ask them questions. And they answer you. Why is there so much idle chit chat???
Why is there so much intermingling between sexes??? subhan Allah.
If only i was a mod.....
:mad:

May Allah guide us alll. Ameeen.

:sl:

[Muezzin]

^Respec'!

Islamgyal, take heed of the Hadith posted by Abd' Majid. Chin up. And about the cats, they rock.

At least, until some weirdo runs 'em down.

GUYS IM STARTIN 2 REGRET QUITTIN MY COURSE WAT SHALL I DOOOOOOOO

I DUNNO WAT THE HELL I WANNA DO CAREER WISE

ANY SUGGESTIONS?

IM LOST

Astronaut?

Firewoman?

Superheroine?

But seriously, do you have a careers adviser you can see? Also think about what your strengths are and what kind of job you would actually enjoy.

why do fishes always open and close there mouths like weirdos? CAN THEY TALK?

Finding Nemo says they can.

And they open their mouths because it aids their breathing by pumping water over their gills continuously.

and why is da sky blue??

Basically, loads of molecules in the air make up the sky. 'A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.'

and why is it hard to speak slowly but easy to speak quickly?

ok.......that was dumb.

Motormouth syndrome. Invest in some toffee.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

are you scared of eclipses :eek:

[Muezzin]

are you scared of eclipses :eek:

No way. I remember that one a few years ago was supercool. That was the first (and maybe only) time I saw a solar eclipse in the UK. It was really awesome, I hope to see another in my lifetime.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ thats a 70 year wait, wats the chances of u living till 90 :p

[Muezzin]

^ thats a 70 year wait, wats the chances of u living till 90 :p

Don't forget to say 'Inshallah' ;)

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ lol inshaAllah i actually got an uncle who passed away at 93,

how tall was Adam AS? :?

[Muezzin]

^ lol inshaAllah i actually got an uncle who passed away at 93,

how tall was Adam AS? :?

Gee, I don't know, why don't you go and read a book on Islam :p

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ what makes chickens run around after you chop off their heads?

[Muezzin]

^ what makes chickens run around after you chop off their heads?

Their nerves.

And if I was a Christian who didn't know my religion properly, I'd say the Holy Spirit.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ whats Ecto-1? :?

[Muezzin]

^ whats Ecto-1? :?

The Ghostbusters' car.

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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are teachers so annoying......? :rant:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

why do people believe in evolution? DO U THINK WE CAME FROM MONKEYS :eek:

[Muezzin]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are teachers so annoying......? :rant:

Be nice. They're just doing their job :p

why do people believe in evolution? DO U THINK WE CAME FROM MONKEYS

I think that where we're going is more important than where we came from.

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[Hijaabi22]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are teachers so annoying......? :rant:

HEY AS I BIN STUDYIN TEACHIN 4 TWO YEARS I WANNA SAY DIS TO U: TEACHIN AINT EASY

ITA A HARD JOB

SO PLEASE APPRECAITE YA TEACHERS

[nafy]

Salaamz

i hate bein meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! :'(

w/salaam

[Kittygyal]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are teachers so annoying......? :rant:

salam.
no there not maybe you are:rant:
today went to my ''new'' job it was just fab and why is it that these days am just so happy but people say don't be?????:offended:
w.salam

[Kittygyal]

Salaamz

i hate bein meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! :'(

w/salaam

salam.
sis don't say that ok your making me :'(
be proud god has created you and be happy and strong :)
W.salam

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

i hate bein meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! :'(

w/salaam

Don't. Firstly, because you're never going to be anyone else, so you might as well try and enjoy it.

Secondly, because Plato said 'There are two things one should never get angry about: That which one can control, and that which one cannot'

Thirdly, and most importantly, because the Prophet (SAW) said 'Do not get angry'

Fourthly, because you should appreciate all the blessings Allah has bestowed upon you. :) Inshallah you're in good health, in a good school or college, and are a good person.

And fifthly... Next! :p

[*noor]

what do you do if you want to get high grades in your classes but you feel like slakin off because you've caught senioritis?

[Muezzin]

what do you do if you want to get high grades in your classes but you feel like slakin off because you've caught senioritis?

'Senioritis'? Is that one of those 'woman things' like menopause and the munchies?

Take the man's approach - go to class.

Then doss like heck after it.

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[Kittygyal]

salam.
why is it that this thread is ''hot''? :p
w.salam

[*noor]

oh puhhhhhllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeeeee.... ..........i think senioritis is affecting the guys more than the girls.

[Muezzin]

salam.
why is it that this thread is ''hot''? :p
w.salam

I don't know. It probably needs to wear a headscarf.

oh puhhhhhllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeeeee.... ..........i think senioritis is affecting the guys more than the girls.

Sorry, could you repeat that, I was studying.

:p

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[Hijaabi22]

Lol At Ya Muezzin

[Kittygyal]

I don't know. It probably needs to wear a headscarf.


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salam.
why does it need an headscarf?:rollseyes
w.salam

[nafy]

Salaamz

Don't. Firstly, because you're never going to be anyone else, so you might as well try and enjoy it.

Secondly, because Plato said 'There are two things one should never get angry about: That which one can control, and that which one cannot'

Thirdly, and most importantly, because the Prophet (SAW) said 'Do not get angry'

Fourthly, because you should appreciate all the blessings Allah has bestowed upon you. :) Inshallah you're in good health, in a good school or college, and are a good person.

And fifthly... Next! :p

thnx bro....means alot :)

w/salaam

[Hijaabi22]

Lol Cos Its Hot

[Hijaabi22]

[S]is it possible 4 me to a post grad degree in law but just 4 1 year?after i completeed my degree nxt year inahaallah[/S]

[Muezzin]

[S]is it possible 4 me to a post grad degree in law but just 4 1 year?after i completeed my degree nxt year inahaallah[/S]

Considering the only post grad degrees I know of in Law are either the LPC (for those who want to become solicitors) or the BVC (for those who want to become barristers), I'd say no, not for just 1 year and without the preceding 3 year LLB undergratuate course. However, I may well be completely mistaken. Either way, talk with the university or a careers advisor, and they'll be able to answer for certain.

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[Hijaabi22]

Considering the only post grad degrees I know of in Law are either the LPC (for those who want to become solicitors) or the BVC (for those who want to become barristers), I'd say no, not for just 1 year and without the preceding 3 year LLB undergratuate course. However, I may well be completely mistaken. Either way, talk with the university or a careers advisor, and they'll be able to answer for certain.

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yeah i wna be a solicitor.........Actually i havent a clue wat i wanna do wid my life i jus jumped from teachin to law........im lost aint i

[cool_jannah]

:sl:

i never understood the point of this thread? :?
please help


JazakAllah

[------]

Why is this thread referred to as 'Sticky'....:?

[*noor]

its just soo cool and funny with the fake advice and the jokes and stuff.

[*noor]

Why is this thread referred to as 'Sticky'....:?

cuz once u figure out wat its about, you cant let go of it......lolZ!!

[Hijaabi22]

my haed spinnin round n round n round

[Muezzin]

yeah i wna be a solicitor.........Actually i havent a clue wat i wanna do wid my life i jus jumped from teachin to law........im lost aint i

Aren't we all. :p

Seriously see a careers advisor or something.

i never understood the point of this thread?
please help

The answer lies in the first post.

Why is this thread referred to as 'Sticky'....:?

Minaz never washes his hands.

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[afriend]

I have just recived my first year 10 course work on ICT....

I don't understand a single thing the chicken man is going on about.....What should I do?

[*noor]

the chicken man??

[afriend]

LOL

My ICT Teacher......Not a real life Chicken teaching me ICT...actually that would be quite funny...right bro M?

[ishkabab]

i dont understand why doctors are SOOSOSOSO hypocritical??! they say
smoking is bad for u but i always see them somking on their breaks....:confused: what kindah example are they giving?:heated:

[*noor]

i dont understand why doctors are SOOSOSOSO hypocritical??! they say
smoking is bad for u but i always see them somking on their breaks....:confused: what kindah example are they giving?:heated:

i was wondering the same.............and health teachers too!!

[ishkabab]

i was wondering the same.............and health teachers too!!

right sis!!!!!!!!!!!sooooo true!!:giggling:

[seeker_of_ilm]

I have just recived my first year 10 course work on ICT....

I don't understand a single thing the chicken man is going on about.....What should I do?

:sl:

GCSE ICT coursework is a breeze, believe me. Its basically all spoon fed to you step by step. Inshallah you'll find it easy

[afriend]

:confused:

hmmm.....Well, even though you have the most weirdest teacher who sounds and looks like a chicken?

[x Maz x]

LAUGH OUT LOUD, Stupid questions...stupid answers Muhahaha Peace x

[ishkabab]

LAUGH OUT LOUD, Stupid questions...stupid answers Muhahaha Peace x

well thats why this Thread is the BOMB....lol(i hope i didnt say that tooooo loud)...:bravo:

[minaz]

well thats why this Thread is the BOMB....lol(i hope i didnt say that tooooo loud)...

You can't use the B word on this thread! It's like using it on a plane!
Crap FBI gonna swarm on us any second!

[------]

Minaz never washes his hands.

;D ;D ;D ;D

Minaz why don't u wash ur hands.......:?

[minaz]

Minaz why don't u wash ur hands.......

Cuz I like to smell them to remind me of all the thigns that I have done ;)

[------]

Why art thou so weird Minaz...:?

[Muezzin]

i dont understand why doctors are SOOSOSOSO hypocritical??! they say
smoking is bad for u but i always see them somking on their breaks....:confused: what kindah example are they giving?:heated:

You should really watch 'House'.

You too nurofislam.

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[minaz]

Why art thou so weird Minaz...

Why art thou so eager to know Aalimah :p

[Muezzin]

Why art thou not posting, people? Didst thou not see my notice?

Behold!

'Next!'

[------]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy is shakespeare so :rant:

[Hijaabi22]

I have 4 months off mai kya karuu?

[IceQueen~]

I have 4 months off mai kya karuu?

use ur time to increase ur knowledge about islam!
go find some local quran tafsir classes..

[Muezzin]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy is shakespeare so :rant:

You get used to it. Plus, the stories themselves are brilliant. 'Macbeth' is excellent.

I have 4 months off mai kya karuu?

Naughty things.

That is, if you don't do what Marge1 suggested, which is recommended.

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[Hijaabi22]

Naughty things.

Next!

;D ;D :okay: :okay: :okay: ok then!!!

Im gna blame u 4 em then!!

Yeah sis thats a gud idea^^^

[MAD]NEXT!![/MAD]

[Kittygyal]

salam.
sis Soldier why are you saying ''next''? LOLz

why am i just so stressed out aday? argggggggggggh!!!!
w.salam

[Hijaabi22]

wat u think of my avater?? ChEEr up ssi islamgyal! Im jus helpin out muezzin n minaz wid my [MAD]NEXT![/MAD]

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:

I cant stop gettin the feelin that this world sux.

:w:

[Hijaabi22]

why do i get the feelin that certain mods on here dont like me????

IM ALWAYS GETTIN WARNED 4 STUPID STUFF!!! URRRRGH!!!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:

Why cant i get one breath of fresh air!!! i feel suffocated!

:w:

[nafy]

Salaamz

i cant revise!! i hate spreadsheets!!!!!!! i dont wanna go thru self harm agennnnnnnnnnnnn!! :'(

w/salaamz

[------]

Why do people get annoyed when people ask silly questions?

[*noor]

what do u do when u have to do a paper that u really dont feel like writing??

[Hijaabi22]

[BANANA]whys the weather so beautiful?[/BANANA]

[IbnAbdulHakim]

whats the thing which makes me smile? :eek:

[------]

Wheres minaz and muezzin bro?

[minaz]

Greetings, islamgyal your trainee master period on this thread is up, Muezzin and I salute you and thankyou for your input.

Wheres minaz and muezzin bro?

Not at liberty to say i'm afraid, but we're back now :D

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[Muezzin]

Greetings, islamgyal your trainee master period on this thread is up, Muezzin and I salute you and thankyou for your input.

Speak for yourself.

Deletion and warning time, muhahaha.

[------]

Why is muezzin bro so evil?! :heated:

[Bittersteel]

that reminds me...
tell about 5 different ways to kill a human being?

[Muezzin]

Emir Aziz, play Mortal Kombat.

I cant stop gettin the feelin that this world sux.

It does suck. Go and play hop-scotch or something.

why do i get the feelin that certain mods on here dont like me????

IM ALWAYS GETTIN WARNED 4 STUPID STUFF!!! URRRRGH!!!

Just don't spam and stay to the topic, and you shall be spared the Mod Rod.

Why cant i get one breath of fresh air!!! i feel suffocated!

Lay off the beans, guy.

Salaamz

i cant revise!! i hate spreadsheets!!!!!!! i dont wanna go thru self harm agennnnnnnnnnnnn!!

w/salaamz

Tried meeting up with some mates? I find that helps.

When we work that is. If we just doss, it's worse than not doing anything. :p

Why do people get annoyed when people ask silly questions?

Don't be silly. There's a caterpillar in your hair.

what do u do when u have to do a paper that u really dont feel like writing??

Writer's block has ONE weakness:

Writing.

whys the weather so beautiful?

God is smiling.

Or something.

whats the thing which makes me smile?

Nude potatoes?

Why is muezzin bro so evil?! :heated:

Oh, I'm not so bad once you get to know me.

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[Hijaabi22]

lol u 2 funny bro! [S]AALIMAH THERES A CATERPILLAR IN YA HAIR LOL[/S]

[------]

And u just kill it.

I found this one funnier tho...

Originally Posted by Abd'Majid
whats the thing which makes me smile?

Nude potatoes?

[Muezzin]

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[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
why has bro muezzin got a weird avatar n sig? wen will you change it?
wasalam

[Hijaabi22]

dats wat i thinkin^

[Muezzin]

salam
why has bro muezzin got a weird avatar n sig?

Because I am weird. :p

wen will you change it?
wasalam

Allah knows best, because I sure as heck don't! :)

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[Hijaabi22]

[mad]i Can Tell Wen My Posts Have Bin Removed!!![/mad]

[IbnAbdulHakim]

can u also tell...WHY they are being removed ? :?

:sl:

Why duz he ^ the dear brother above get to live in arab but i dont :(

:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

Why duz he ^ the dear brother above get to live in arab but i dont :(

:w:

All you need is a knife and a strong stomach, and you too can live in an Arab!

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

All you need is a knife and a strong stomach, and you too can live in an Arab!

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:sl:
if u meant let n arab eat me then that dont make sence and if u meant eat n arab then that dont make sence so i say WHAT??
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
if u meant let n arab eat me then that dont make sence and if u meant eat n arab then that dont make sence so i say WHAT??
:w:

You said 'Why does ^ (zAk) get to live in arab'

I interpreted that as 'Live inside an Arab' rather than 'live in Saudi Arabia'

Thus, with a knife (for slicing through skin), and a strong stomach (for wearing the skin), you can live in an Arab :p

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Whyyyy does muezzin give freaky answers?! :heated:

[Muezzin]

Whyyyy does muezzin give freaky answers?! :heated:

Why is the sky blue?

No, wait I already answered that one.

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[Bittersteel]

Why duz he ^ the dear brother above get to live in arab but i dont

meaning?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

meaning?

:sl:

i wanna liv in arab :rollseyes

:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

i wanna liv in arab :rollseyes

:w:

You mean 'live in Arabia'. That's like me saying 'I wanna live in Paki' - what the heck? :p

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

You mean 'live in Arabia'. That's like me saying 'I wanna live in Paki' - what the heck? :p

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:sl:
LOLLOL TRU :p
:w:

[Hijaabi22]

can u also tell...WHY they are being removed ? :?

NO U TELL ME

[Hijaabi22]

[mad]why Do Mums Go On And On And On And On About The Littlest Of Things:?? I Mean So Wat If I Be On My 4ne All Day And Nyt??? Thats Wat Its There 4 !!!!!!im So Annoyed!![/mad]