Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Purchase ear-plugs, or talk to them.

As for guns... I may condone many things, but fratricide is not one of them. :brother:

There aren't ear plugs good enough to plug that sound out. And although they talk alot, they don't listen. *sigh*.... i guess it is down to the guns. *klik*

[Muezzin]

There aren't ear plugs good enough to plug that sound out. And although they talk alot, they don't listen. *sigh*.... i guess it is down to the guns. *klik*

Little do you know that they're....

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[Fishman]

:sl:
Am I the leader of the moon Martians or just their caretaker? They keep telling me to sweep you pathetic humans away.

Can you please explain what this topic is for? The first post doesn't really explain much. If you don't explain I will keep asking silly questions about moon Martians. Muhahaha!
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
Am I the leader of the moon Martians or just their caretaker? They keep telling me to sweep you pathetic humans away.

Dammit, so you're the one that stole my old job! Why I oughta...

Can you please explain what this topic is for? The first post doesn't really explain much. If you don't explain I will keep asking silly questions about moon Martians. Muhahaha!
:w:

It's basically like an 'agony aunt' type deal, with members asking for advice. The advice they receive however, has a comic, sarcastic bent. If members require serious help, they're advised to ask in the Cyber Counselling forum, as everything in this thread is for giggles.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Little do you know that they're....

http://www.adorablekidsdressup.com/C...h%20Target.jpg

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You want me to demonstrate what it can really do? With you as the target practice?

[Muezzin]

You want me to demonstrate what it can really do? With you as the target practice?

Sure, Nerf guns are fun!

But if you're talking about real guns... you need therapy.

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[Fishman]

Dammit, so you're the one that stole my old job! Why I oughta...

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:sl:
What! They told me the job was empty!!!

Is it safe to mix ketchup with mayonaise?
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
What! They told me the job was empty!!!

Those blasted Martians. We should nuke 'em all!

Is it safe to mix ketchup with mayonaise?
:w:

It depends on whether or not you're feeding it to gerbils.

If it's just for you, it's fine. Though, to tell the truth, I'm not really that fond of mayonaise.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Sure, Nerf guns are fun!

But if you're talking about real guns... you need therapy.

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I thought you were my psychiatrist? If not, then who am I paying £300 an hour to?

[Muezzin]

I thought you were my psychiatrist? If not, then who am I paying £300 an hour to?

That reminds me, your last cheque bounced.

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[Fishman]

:sl:
Is it morally right to nuke moon Martians? I know you can't nuke Mars Martians though.
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
Is it morally right to nuke moon Martians?

Who cares? I already pressed the button.

Wait a minute, there's something written on this launch module...

'Made in Taiwan'?!

I know you can't nuke Mars Martians though.
:w:

For them, we need to send space ninjas.

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[Tania]

But its not true the mayonaise its not a good food when its warm because its made from eggs ,so it goes bad quickly.:hmm: You can even fall +o(

[Muezzin]

But its not true the mayonaise its not a good food when its warm because its made from eggs ,so it goes bad quickly.:hmm: You can even fall +o(

I didn't know that. No wonder it tastes nasty on anything except chicken.

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[Fishman]

:sl:
How do I escape from your stomach? Is there an emergency hatch or do I have to find other means *gets dynamite out of pocket*.
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
How do I escape from your stomach? Is there an emergency hatch or do I have to find other means *gets dynamite out of pocket*.
:w:

Just let nature take its course, man. I hope you have a snorkel.

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[REPSTER]

:sl:

so did u find solution to my problems.:?

because now i have a bigger problem

help me pleezz i cant log out of the forum:brother:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

so did u find solution to my problems.:?

because now i have a bigger problem

help me pleezz i cant log out of the forum:brother:

Have you tried clicking 'Log out' at the top?

If that doesn't work, delete your cookies, by clicking on the start menu, then going to the control panel, clicking on 'Internet Connections', 'Internet Options', and finally clicking the 'Delete Cookies' button.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

That reminds me, your last cheque bounced.

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Haha... oh that's probably because of the lousy service! And whatever happened to sadaqah? Not that i'm a charity case......

[Fishman]

:sl:
help me pleezz i cant log out of the forum:brother:

:sl:
Why would you want to log out of the forum?

Do floors really talk to you or is that just in insane fantasies?
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
Why would you want to log out of the forum?

Do floors really talk to you or is that just in insane fantasies?
:w:

I think someone has been evading his Ritalin intake!

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[REPSTER]

:sl:

its not working....cookies or no cookies

nothing is...im logged in forever :p

thanx anyway :brother:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

its not working....cookies or no cookies

nothing is...im logged in forever :p

thanx anyway :brother:

It should work after you delete the cookies, since that's the only thing that keeps you logged on. Have you tried restarting the computer after deleting the cookies? Also, does it only do this on the computer you're currently using or on others?

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

How about you just clcik out of teh page?:D

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:salamext:

^ Whats she so happy about :eek:


PS: duz zAk take prozAk? (LOL WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?)

:wasalamex:

[REPSTER]

It should work after you delete the cookies, since that's the only thing that keeps you logged on. Have you tried restarting the computer after deleting the cookies? Also, does it only do this on the computer you're currently using or on others?

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it worked after i restarted th comp phew! :phew

thanx :thumbs_up

[Fishman]

:sl:
I found a wire in my wireless radio. Should I sue?
:w:

[REPSTER]

:sl:

guess what?

i cant log off again...no jokes man :rollseyes

[Muezzin]

BodyGuard, try asking in the Comments and Suggestions section. Perhaps you also need to delete temporary files, and/or your internet history. I'm not sure though. That's the best place to ask.

:salamext:

^ Whats she so happy about :eek:


PS: duz zAk take prozAk? (LOL WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?)

:wasalamex:

I dunno, but if anyone has any, send some my way. I'd love some Happy Pills.

I found a wire in my wireless radio. Should I sue?

Attach a plug to the end of it and ask for a refund. Back of the net.

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[Fishman]

:sl:
What do you mean by 'back of the net'?
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
What do you mean by 'back of the net'?
:w:

The fictional character Alan Partridge says it whenever he's suceeded at something.

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[Taqiyah]

[QUOTE=BodyGuard;369946]:sl:

guess what?

i cant log off again...no jokes man :rollseyes

I have the same..Seriously...:?
:rollseyes what do I do??

[Muezzin]

[QUOTE=Taqiyah;369959]

:sl:

guess what?

i cant log off again...no jokes man :rollseyes

I have the same..Seriously...:?
:rollseyes what do I do??

Ask in the Comments and Suggestions section. I think it may have been discussed before. Try searching. :)

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[Fishman]

:sl:
I have a strange obssession with biting cars. Can you help?
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
I have a strange obssession with biting cars. Can you help?
:w:

No. I value my teeth.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:
br.Abdul Majid nice to see you back :brother: :)
Ummm, just a general word of warning, do not insult zAk again! :mad: :anger:
He may or may not take prozak, but that is his own decision - best left unspeculated about.

zAk if you're there I'm expecting some reps for backing you up ;)

<Muezzin & Minaz, apologies for hijacking the thread>
:w:

:salamext:

JazakAllah khair 4 da welcome and LOL im sure zAk wud appreciate that i was only sayin that becoz i need to stay awake!! so sleepy!!!!!!! no offence was intended *GULP*

:wasalamex:

*Apologies muezzin i didnt mean to go off-topic, just i feel this needed to be answered*

[nafy]

Salaamz

brooooooooooooooooo......how do i get rid of migrane?....i think too much n das wat causes it! :(

w/salaam

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

brooooooooooooooooo......how do i get rid of migrane?....i think too much n das wat causes it! :(

w/salaam

Rest. Go to sleep or something.

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[Samee]

:sl:

How many feet high could a penguin look in the sky if a penguin's neck had the ability to look in the sky?

[Muezzin]

:sl:

How many feet high could a penguin look in the sky if a penguin's neck had the ability to look in the sky?

I'd answer, but that just made my brain explode. Almost. It's a miracle I still have motor function and cognitive ability.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Man, my mates and my sister and my little brother just made me cough up &#163;50! And i don't even work yeah. Don't you think they should have chipped in? I had to pay for the pizza, the drinks, the ice cream and almost all their cinema tickets. That's what I get for wanting to take them to see the prophet Muhammad (SAW) movie. And then we found it out it was only showing 11:30 am! Who wakes up that early tro watch a movie? That's just sad! Today sucked. And then my little brother had the audacity to say he wanted to watch 'over the hedge!'.... i do NOT do kids movies!
What should I do? I'm finding myself fondling that gun again.

[minaz]

Is there a movie about he prophet (SAW)? I've certainly been out of touch whilst being transfixed in Germany!
Over the hedge rocks! My advice is take your siblings to watch it :D

[afriend]

lol

Haven't seen you here in ages bro Minaz........(I finally got ur name right ;D)

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Is there a movie about he prophet (SAW)? I've certainly been out of touch whilst being transfixed in Germany!
Over the hedge rocks! My advice is take your siblings to watch it :D

After they rinsed me?!
I'm going on holiday and I need some money for spending. And to top it all off, tehy're going on the day I jet off to wtach it all together.
:grumbling :grumbling :grumbling
HOW UNGRATEFUL!

[Musaafirah]

:sl:

I'm sure there's an Asian equiavalent. Deepa Patel or something.

Deepa who? am i meanta know of that person?

Neither do I apart from raita. I love that stuff.

yup..goes good with biryani and pilau!
so..how do i persuade my mum i'm useless at cookin and helpin out..I had to make the dough for roti the other day and ended up with flour all over me and the kitchen worktop AND floor..
yet she still thinks I have it in me to cook :muddlehea
Mothers these days..:rollseyes
:w:

[nafy]

Salaamz

aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how do i get mom to STOP shouting?!?!?!?!?!?!! :'(

w/salaam

[Tania]

How AnonymousGender can have -305 rep points??? The members gave him neg rep??

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:salamext:

Well seein as its monday, QUESTION::

What would you do if a skinny girl stole your desk at work :(

:wasalamex

[Sister_6038]

:salamext:

Well seein as its monday, QUESTION::

What would you do if a skinny girl stole your desk at work :(

:wasalamex

throw some food onto the desk and she will surely run away!!!! :heated: :heated: :heated:

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how do i get mom to STOP shouting?!?!?!?!?!?!! :'(

w/salaam

Listen to what she says and do it. Afterwards, when she's calmed down, talk to her gently and politely.

How AnonymousGender can have -305 rep points??? The members gave him neg rep??

Yep. AnonymousGender is synonymous with 'doormat', apparently.

Abd'Majid, Hatsheput answered your question adequately.

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[nafy]

Salaamz

after punching da wall n having really damaged hands...gimmie an excuse 2 say bout wat happened if mom asks bro plz

w/salaam :)

[afriend2]

salaam,

Nafster you punched the wall? are you ok?........hold on i'll be on msn if you want to talk. (my revision can wait..)

wassalam :peace:

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Muezzin...how iz ur law degree coming on?

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Do you think I will get in trouble if I use this as my avatar?

Who was your favourite out of the X-MEN?

Don't you think nightcrawler is the coolest?

Do you think SuperMan is camp?

Why don't people like spiders? They're my friends!

Do you think i'm weird?

[Tania]

Why the english words are not anymore translated in the main language of the people??? I found very disturbing to read in the shop windows foreign words like tallasso which i have no idea what it means:rollseyes

[REPSTER]

:sl:

hey Muezzin my brother from another mother.:thumbs_up

I need some advise man i have had enough with my user name (BodyGuard).:brother:

2 things man i dislike about my name ,1)it is too old for me 2)i cant act like
a teenager and chill with the still.:heated:

i havent thought of any other user name ,got any suggestions ?

[REPSTER]

:sl:

hey i cant get in th bros section. how come man ?

[nafy]

Salaamz

i fink u need 100 posts bro :) n den u gotta apply 2 get in inshAllah

n bro muezzin where r u?!?!?!??!!

w/salaam :)

[Tania]

Salaamz

i fink u need 100 posts bro :) n den u gotta apply 2 get in inshAllah

n bro muezzin where r u?!?!?!??!!

w/salaam :)

I didn't see him online either. Hope he is doing well:)
Its true you can change the user name???

[REPSTER]

:sl:

Thanks 4 the advise:thumbs_up

HEy muezzin wer r uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu:grumbling
i need to know who to apply 4 broz section:?

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Muezzin.......Why art thou's thread died?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:
The masters won't be answering your calls for sometime as they are on vacation. So, don't be dissapointed if your questions don't get answered.

Not that they would if the masters were not on vacation of course. :brother:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Where to?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:
They are on vacation from LI, busy doing other, more important, things, like working.

[Muezzin]

Why the english words are not anymore translated in the main language of the people??? I found very disturbing to read in the shop windows foreign words like tallasso which i have no idea what it means:rollseyes

What a coincidence - I don't know what the heck it means either! Very strange...

hey Muezzin my brother from another mother.

Heya man.

I need some advise man i have had enough with my user name (BodyGuard).

2 things man i dislike about my name ,1)it is too old for me 2)i cant act like
a teenager and chill with the still.

i havent thought of any other user name ,got any suggestions ?

Lilt? Shinobi?

...Jar Jar?

As for the bros section, you need at least 100 posts.

Salaamz

i fink u need 100 posts bro n den u gotta apply 2 get in inshAllah

n bro muezzin where r u?!?!?!??!!

w/salaam

I'm working at a legal office for a month. Three weeks to go! Man, some of the clients are funny.

I didn't see him online either. Hope he is doing well
Its true you can change the user name???

Yep, just PM Khaldun, Ansar or Kadafi.

Thanks 4 the advise

HEy muezzin wer r uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
i need to know who to apply 4 broz section

Heh, I just checked the Bros Forum, and you're in. Congrats.

Muezzin is busy writing horror novels in a cave some place. Perhaps. Maybe. Possibly. By chance.

Nice spoof :p I haven't done any writing lately. Just wisecracking in the office and getting (jokingly) told off by the receptionist for doing so.

Muezzin.......Why art thou's thread died?

Why art thou unable to post thine messages in this thread without resorting to ye Olde English, and, to a greater extent, thy beloved phrase of 'why art thou'?

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Why didn't you answer ME?
And did you enjoy your vacation?

[Muezzin]

Why didn't you answer ME?

Please read my above post.

And did you enjoy your vacation?

What vacation?

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Yes, I blooming well HAVE read your post. Please point out the bit when you answered moi.
Your vacation from LI.

[Musaafirah]

okay your back..so how come you haven't answered MY question?!!
am patiently awaiting a response.. :rollseyes

[Muezzin]

Yes, I blooming well HAVE read your post. Please point out the bit when you answered moi.

Ah. I was under the impression you thought I was on holiday. It was actually quite the opposite as my post showed.

Your vacation from LI.

Ask me again in three weeks!

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Muezzin... would you like to die?
If not, answer my series of weird questions.
Regards.

[Muezzin]

Muezzin... would you like to die?

Oh, go on then. I've always wanted to know what that's like.

If not, answer my series of weird questions.
Regards.

Kindly post them again by editing the post I am currently quoting. I am very tired and thus very lazy.

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[Musaafirah]

My Question! Myquestion! Answer My Question!

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Muezzin.......Where did u go? And wherez Minaz bhai?

[Muezzin]

^please read my posts above. :)

Minaz is busy working too, by the way.

Do you think I will get in trouble if I use this as my avatar?

If you mean 'trouble' as in 'getting shot by trigger-happy coppers' then the answer is... 'maybe'.

Who was your favourite out of the X-MEN?

Nightcrawler, and/or Wolverine. If I say the latter, I'm the equivalent of a glory supporter or something.

Don't you think nightcrawler is the coolest?

Well, blue is the colour of ice. Sort of.

Do you think SuperMan is camp?

Not really, actually.

Why don't people like spiders? They're my friends!

I don't like spiders, or snakes, or rats, or anything else that can bite, sting or otherwise poison me.

Do you think i'm weird?

Damn right I do. But then, it takes a weirdo to know a weirdo. And I know a lot of people.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

That was a weird reply. I like it.
W'salaam

[Fishman]

:sl:
Can you turn the LI forums red? I don't like the other colours.
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
Can you turn the LI forums red? I don't like the other colours.
:w:

You got a shuriken to hand?

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[Fishman]

:sl:
Where can I buy shruikens from?
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
Where can I buy shruikens from?
:w:

www.askaninja.com

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[Fishman]

:sl:
Can you turn the LI forums yellow? I don't like red anymore.
:w:

[Muezzin]

www.askaninja.com

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[Tania]

Why the drivers are not stoping the car and prefer to hit the animals??? I saw so many dogs and cats killed near to the villages on the main road.

This type of behaviour always made me thinking to give right to the saying : " from every human you can make a driver but not from every driver you can make a person."

[nafy]

Salaam

how can i mek sum1 very stubborn 4give me?

w/salaam

[Muezzin]

Why the drivers are not stoping the car and prefer to hit the animals??? I saw so many dogs and cats killed near to the villages on the main road.

You think that's bad, you should try crossing a road in Evington!

This type of behaviour always made me thinking to give right to the saying : " from every human you can make a driver but not from every driver you can make a person."

Very true.

People need to pay more attention to what they learned in their driving lessons.

Salaam

how can i mek sum1 very stubborn 4give me?

w/salaam

Well, show remorse and act in a good way towards them. Offer to 'kiss and make up'. Promise to never wrong them again.

If that doesn't work, there's really not much more you can be expected to do.

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[nafy]

Salaam

bro how cums u always give me serious ansaz nowadays? (jazakAllah bro means alot) but am jus sayin lol....

w/salam :)

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:salamext:

A bunch of 5 year old kids literally bullied me in the park today, all i could do was be :( .


:wasalamex

[IbnAbdulHakim]

should have kicked them in the faces.

:salamext:

fortunately i adhered to the fact that islam teaches us to be kind and gentle and mercifal to kids :D, still they called me chicken eyes :(

:wasalamex

[nafy]

Salaam

nah das meannnnnnnnnnnnnn!! .... doe worry bro......they jus kids afta all....am proud of u 4 not actin in a silly way!! well done bro! :D

bro muezzin.....how cums u respond 2 more questions den bro minaz?? wat kinda partnership is dis?!?! lol ;D

w/salaam :)

[Pk_#2]

:salamext:

fortunately i adhered to the fact that islam teaches us to be kind and gentle and mercifal to kids :D, still they called me chicken eyes :(

:wasalamex

AsalamuAlaykum, mashaAllah :) Dun worry dey only kids, and plus you will get rewarded in the akhirah for your patience and kindness inshaAllah.

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Why has this thread gone serious?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Why has this thread gone serious?

why did the cow jump over the moon?


I DEMAND ANSWERS!

[nafy]

Salaam

LOL... ;D

bro muezzin....wats da cheekiest fing u eva sed??

w/salaam

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

What's the best way to deal with your temper?

[afriend]

Then there is no need for this thread to carry on, my reasons would be:

1.No doubt ppl will freepost
2.Muezzin will have a hard time trying to catch up to all of the questions ;D

So for the time being:

:threadclo:

[nafy]

Salaam

jazakAllah 4 dat bro zAk...

bro muezzin....u gonna have alot of answering 2 do wen u get back lol...ok...ma NEXT question....

do u fink u cud eva be as gud as a mod as bro zAk?? MUAHAHAHA lol ;D

w/salaam

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Wasn't my question sensible?
And i've seen him come online a few times.

[Tania]

1. Why the Face off thread entered in vacation? :(

2. Why i can feel much better the taste of the ice cream if its not completely frozen?

3. Why in the summer its much better to drink warm tea:rollseyes ? If thats its true.

[Muezzin]

Salaam

bro how cums u always give me serious ansaz nowadays? (jazakAllah bro means alot) but am jus sayin lol....

w/salam :)

Good question. You're a loyal customer. Other enterprises might reward loyalty with discounts and Nectar cards, but because we're cheap and unimaginative, we decide to give Irony Discounts - i.e. we give you less grief.

A bunch of 5 year old kids literally bullied me in the park today, all i could do was be:(

They called you 'Chicken eyes'?

I'm sorry, but I can't help you. That's one of the funniest cusses I've ever heard.

bro muezzin.....how cums u respond 2 more questions den bro minaz?? wat kinda partnership is dis?!?! lol

It's okay, I'm the Senior Partner as of two seconds ago.

Why has this thread gone serious?

This thread isn't serious. A circus is serious.

why did the cow jump over the moon?

To make the little boy laugh to see such fun, and to buy time for the dish to run away with the spoon, of course.

bro muezzin....wats da cheekiest fing u eva sed??

Well, some of my office wisecracks have landed me in trouble with the receptionist... Like, one time she said 'What's up' and I replied 'The sky...'

What's the best way to deal with your temper?

Take it out on bald midgets.

Then there is no need for this thread to carry on, my reasons would be:

1.No doubt ppl will freepost
2.Muezzin will have a hard time trying to catch up to all of the questions

You have no idea how close I was to locking this thread temporarily.

do u fink u cud eva be as gud as a mod as bro zAk?? MUAHAHAHA lol

That's like asking whether a cowboy could ever be as cool as a Ghostbuster. In such a predicament, the answer is clear: Ninjas rule all!

Wasn't my question sensible?

Mm-hmm.

And i've seen him come online a few times.

Drats. Caught in the act.

1. Why the Face off thread entered in vacation?

Beats me. I suck at quizzes unless it's Wheel of Fortune.

2. Why i can feel much better the taste of the ice cream if its not completely frozen?

You might have sensitive teeth.

3. Why in the summer its much better to drink warm tea ? If thats its true.

I don't know if that's true - I dislike tea like a cockroach dislikes Raid.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

How on earth can an englishman dislike tea? That's insane!

[Muezzin]

How on earth can an englishman dislike tea? That's insane!

So am I.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Is it ok if I hate zAk?

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Why hate him? U can't hate Jinns :p

[nafy]

Salaam

broooooooooooo....welcome back!! :)

anywayz.....how am i spose 2 make &#163;10 credit in ma fone...last a whole year?!?!?!

w/salaam :)

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Oh yeah... and do you think my world affairs permenant fast will be successful? Be truthful. That place just ain't beneficial.

[Tania]

You have no idea how close I was to locking this thread temporarily.

Are you so buzy? :hmm:

[:.ZaNe.:]

:sl:
OwoO :)
Veryyy Nicee indende;D
.. Thanks Brothers & Sisters!

[Muezzin]

Is it ok if I hate zAk?

I don't hate. It's too close an emotion to love.

Salaam

broooooooooooo....welcome back!!

anywayz.....how am i spose 2 make £10 credit in ma fone...last a whole year?!?!?!

w/salaam

With this kind of phone, you too can be a happy African-American child!

Oh yeah... and do you think my world affairs permenant fast will be successful? Be truthful. That place just ain't beneficial.

Tell me about it. Inshallah, it'll be successful - though it could be very hard.

Are you so buzy?

Yep.

OwoO
Veryyy Nicee indende
.. Thanks Brothers & Sisters!

Rock on, dude.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

What are you trying to say?:muddlehea

[Muezzin]

What are you trying to say?:muddlehea

Kay-k-k-k.... Beans!

'Open All Hours' is so funny.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

What?! Is that a movie? Ok now i'm even more confused!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

They called you 'Chicken eyes'?

I'm sorry, but I can't help you. That's one of the funniest cusses I've ever heard.
!

Agreed ! Me and my cousins couldnt stop laughing, i hope to see those kids again someday inshaAllah :)

[Tania]

How can i hide the link behind the word Source. I saw this can be possible but i don't know how to do it.

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

You highlight the word source, and then click on the 'insert link' button, and erm.... insert the link in there.:)

[Tania]

Can i see the dvd content with a CD unit(52x max)? If not, i will not buy the dvd.

[------]

Muezzin where art thou faithful Minaz Bhai?

[nafy]

Salaam

bro how can i stop maself frm paniking on ma drivin lessons? lol

w/salaam

[*noor]

how do u know who's a hacker and who's not a hacker?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

drivin test in 11 days, unlike every1 else i prefer to let the whole dunya know, so i can get as many dua's as possible! InshaAllah remember me in ur dua's!



**Hijacking of this thread has officially ceased**


:)


:salamext:

[nafy]

Salaam

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? lol

w/salaam

[------]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy me more like lol yyyyyyyy are my posts being deleted muezzin bhai?

[REPSTER]

:sl:

Yo bro is my avatar ok:brother:
can i keep it or should
i change it:?

Note; plz reply soon as possible:thankyou:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

Yo bro is my avatar ok:brother:
can i keep it or should
i change it:?

Note; plz reply soon as possible:thankyou:

Since you asked so nicely...

You'll really need to change it, dude. Images of humans are not allowed in avatars or sigs I'm afraid.

[REPSTER]

:sl:

Oh plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i got no other image
to suit the role:offended: :offended:

If u insist ok then can i have a hitman symbol:?
:w:

[REPSTER]

:sl:

Not bad brov ,but with abit more style:brother:
Hitman wont carry those kind of guns around+o(
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

Oh plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i got no other image
to suit the role:offended: :offended:

If u insist ok then can i have a hitman symbol:?
:w:

The symbol's fine, yep. Abd'Majid, that's a bit violent, mate.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

i typed gun in google image search and a picture of micheal jackson came up... WAT THE?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

The symbol's fine, yep. Abd'Majid, that's a bit violent, mate.

achnowledged :)

[------]

Muezzin bhai answer my questions plz!

[Kittygyal]

where is sis Soldier is she banned or something??!!! i miss her!!

[------]

Nah she still here...I hope... :X

[Fishman]

:sl:
Is it legal to keep glass peguins in the sects and devisions section? I mean, nobody goes in there.
:w:

[Muezzin]

What?! Is that a movie? Ok now i'm even more confused!

'Open All Hours' is an old comedy show staring the late, great Ronnie Barker.

How can i hide the link behind the word Source. I saw this can be possible but i don't know how to do it.

You enclose the link in url tags, so it's like this [ url = www.askaninja.com ]Source[ / url ] (but obviously with no spaces), and then it will appear like this:

Source

As for your DVD question, DVD's don't work in CD ROM drives I'm afraid.

Muezzin where art thou faithful Minaz Bhai?

What the hell did you just say, lady?

bro how can i stop maself frm paniking on ma drivin lessons? lol

Make dua, wear your seatbelt, think happy thoughts and if anything goes wrong, aim for a writeoff. Happy motoring.

how do u know who's a hacker and who's not a hacker?

You don't. So, one way to combat it is to go on a crazy ego trip like I do, and ban everyone.

And so it's lucky I'm not an admin on this forum.

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? lol

I felt like saying that when a beautiful woman propositioned me and I got embarassed instead of saying yes. I'm an idiot.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy me more like lol yyyyyyyy are my posts being deleted muezzin bhai?

Maybe they're off-topic. Or alternatively, we've been infested with Gremlins.

where is sis Soldier is she banned or something??!!! i miss her!!

Nope, she's still around.

Is it legal to keep glass peguins in the sects and devisions section? I mean, nobody goes in there.

Are glass penguins a new sect of Islam?

Awesome.

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[Fishman]

Are glass penguins a new sect of Islam?

Awesome.

Next!

:sl:
Glass penguins are what they sound like, penguins made of glass. I'm just wondering where I should keep them?
:w:

[Muezzin]

Keep them in a cabinet. And then sell 'em on eBay and give me 10 - no, 20% commission just for giving you the idea.

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[Fishman]

Keep them in a cabinet. And then sell 'em on eBay and give me 10 - no, 20% commission just for giving you the idea.

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:sl:
They are alive and twice the size of regular penguins. I use them for death threats.
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
They are alive and twice the size of regular penguins. I use them for death threats.
:w:

You should become a loan shark and use them as enforcers, too. That way, you can still give me commission for giving you the idea.

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[Tania]

As for your DVD question, DVD's don't work in CD ROM drives I'm afraid.

Thank you for the answers:) - i will not buy than the dvd until i will not have the right unit.


Which is the most strange thing what you ever saw to be sell in the ebay?

[Muezzin]

Which is the most strange thing what you ever saw to be sell in the ebay?

A haunted jar.

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[Tania]

What do you think its the proper explanation for the haunted castels? That shadows what the people are seeing? Are they really ghosts?

[Muezzin]

What do you think its the proper explanation for the haunted castels? That shadows what the people are seeing? Are they really ghosts?

I think they're probably seeing farts.

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[------]

where art thou faithful Minaz Bhai?

What the hell did you just say, lady?

Mind ur language bhai lol. I meant in plain English (altho u like shakespeare but cannot understand it) Where is Minaz Bhai?

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Is it legal for super mods to change people's avatars?:rollseyes
edit
and profile pics too?:grumbling

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Muezzin will tell u it is :p

oh i remember, poor him... even he got his siggy edited once :X

*gasps*.... you're evil personified!...............:hiding:

[------]

zAk = evil - hav u not realised that yet?!

[afriend]

lol....

zAk can also be very very kind ;)

[------]

Nope zAk realised that time bak when i joined the forum but had to explain it to sis Umm Shaheed :)

Edited = OT: Muezzin do u think zAk = evil/kind? :p

[IbnAbdulHakim]

lol....

zAk can also be very very kind ;)

bro that sentence followed by that wink IS JUST PLAIN OLD DODGY!!!! :X

[nafy]

Salaamz

bro how do i convince my parents dat my friends are gud gals?

w/salaam :)

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Hey guys, please remember this thread belongs to Muezzin and Minaz. Don't spam, because that's just going to give our brothers more work to do, and they said they were busy with other things.:)

:wasalamex

[nafy]

Salaam

lol nah mashAllah ma mates are gud galz.....but da only fing is...mom heard summit bout 1 of ma mates....which wasnt true...was jus a rumour....so now shes doubtin all ma mates!! :'( its so terrible....she dont lyk it wen i spk 2 dem on da fone....but i gotta....else i'll die of bordom cus they lock me up in da house anywayz!! lol....not allowed out.......so u know........ :(

HELP ME BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I DONT KNOW HOW 2 CONVINCE DEM!!! :'(

w/salaamz

[Ghazi]

:sl:

^
Tell your parents that suspicion is haraam in islam and they should give your mates a chance.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:

^
Tell your parents that suspicion is haraam in islam and they should give your mates a chance.

i was half thru the "su..." and my dad gave me this look which just meant, "say another word and *BAKHAND*" so sis.. lol think twice inshaAllah.



**Apologies for the hi-jacking, it was all in good intention** :hiding:

[------]

Why does life seem so horrible then so good?

[Muezzin]

Nope zAk realised that time bak when i joined the forum but had to explain it to sis Umm Shaheed :)

Edited = OT: Muezzin do u think zAk = evil/kind? :p

Zak = The Terminator. You see, the Terminator is neither evil nor good - what gives it any moral value is the purpose for which it is used. Thus it is neutral.

And plus, it's just funny to hear any LI Super-Mod saying 'I'll be back'

Salaam

lol nah mashAllah ma mates are gud galz.....but da only fing is...mom heard summit bout 1 of ma mates....which wasnt true...was jus a rumour....so now shes doubtin all ma mates!! its so terrible....she dont lyk it wen i spk 2 dem on da fone....but i gotta....else i'll die of bordom cus they lock me up in da house anywayz!! lol....not allowed out.......so u know........

HELP ME BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I DONT KNOW HOW 2 CONVINCE DEM!!!

^
Tell your parents that suspicion is haraam in islam and they should give your mates a chance.

Question answered. Though do remember to be polite and respectful, and never forget that old proverb: 'A man is judged by the company he keeps'

...granted, you're a girl, but same difference.

Why does life seem so horrible then so good?

Because we need the bad to make the good look good. We need the bad to achieve the good, like a learning process. There's a hadith about Allah testing us with both good and bad events, but I can't quite recall it...

Anyway, next!

[------]

:sl:

Why are people horrbile to you and then act like they're ok with you all of a
sudden?

:w:

[nafy]

Salaam

y are der so many back stabbers in dis world?!?!?!?!

w/salaam

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:salamext:

why dont people get that this dunya sux and complainin bout it aint gnna make nethin betta but its best to jus hav sabr wiv a smile on all the way thru :)

contentment comes thru the worship and obedience of Allah only
:wasalamex

[Muezzin]

:sl:

Why are people horrbile to you and then act like they're ok with you all of a
sudden?

:w:

Because they're women.

Salaam

y are der so many back stabbers in dis world?!?!?!?!

w/salaam

Because they're spineless.

Abd'Majid, I agree. Keep smiling.

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[------]

Because they're women.

Erm....nope. Lol

[Muezzin]

Erm... Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

is metal gear solid 4 really important? lol :p

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Because they're women.

And you say you're not sexist?!

[nafy]

Salaam

how do i stop toothache?

w/salam

[Muezzin]

is metal gear solid 4 really important? lol :p

Almost as important as chapattis.

And you say you're not sexist?!

If I said 'Black people like chicken', would I be racist too?

Salaam

how do i stop toothache?

w/salam

I'm not a dentist, so I'll just recommend what I know to work.

Knock 'em out.

Or use Aquafresh.

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[*noor]

i have a cold and a sore throat.....what do i do?

[Muezzin]

i have a cold and a sore throat.....what do i do?

Take some aspirin, drink something warm and soothing, see a doctor.

Alternatively, you could kiss a donkey and see what happens.

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[nafy]

Salaam

LOL!! ;D

bro muezzin.....how do i delay ma trip 2 pakistan?

w/salaam

[*noor]

Alternatively, you could kiss a donkey and see what happens.

yeah, right after i become a billionaire and learn how to fly

[Muezzin]

^Aim high!

Salaam

LOL!! ;D

bro muezzin.....how do i delay ma trip 2 pakistan?

w/salaam

Mail yourself in a wooden box marked 'Shanghai'

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

working/wedding or driving?

[Muezzin]

working/wedding or driving?

Eating.

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[Hijaabi22]

^ lol DRIVIN m8!

I CANT PAAAARK AND ITS SO EMBARRASIN IN TOEN WHEN PEOPLE LUK AT YA AND WEN I NEARLY SMASH IN2 THE CAR PARKED NEXT TO ME WAT SHALL I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS PUTTIN ME OFF DRIVIN COMPLEEEEEEETELY!!!

[------]

I thort u'd passed ur driving test LOL

Muezzin bhai will u miss my posts when i won't be able to come on LI for the next 2 months?

[Hijaabi22]

:rant: :rant: :rant: I HAVE^^!!!!! They dont teach u how 2 park in really tyt spaces now do they!!! Wer u goin 4 2 months sis?

[------]

Pakistan :D

[Hijaabi22]

bowt tym u got married lol :p

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^lol :Doh yet another spammer to go on leave :p

coool... i'll rule :shade:

u forgettin me :-\ lol, i'll be the last man standing :coolbro:

[Kittygyal]

how do i get rib of eye bags?!

[IceQueen~]

straighten out ur sleep pattern sis and get ur vit B

[Kittygyal]

straighten out ur sleep pattern sis and get ur vit B

i can't cause every day mornings at 7 i have to go to the hospital to get me checked up! :cry: :cry:

Q) why does i get hurt all the time?! :cry: :cry:

[Muezzin]

^ lol DRIVIN m8!

I CANT PAAAARK AND ITS SO EMBARRASIN IN TOEN WHEN PEOPLE LUK AT YA AND WEN I NEARLY SMASH IN2 THE CAR PARKED NEXT TO ME WAT SHALL I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS PUTTIN ME OFF DRIVIN COMPLEEEEEEETELY!!!

Find a carpark?

Muezzin bhai will u miss my posts when i won't be able to come on LI for the next 2 months?

It'll be like going without fish and chips for 2 months.

But I'm more into cheeseburgers myself.

how do i get rib of eye bags?!

Go to sleep earlier, if possible. If not, see if it's possible to take a nap during the daytime.

Also, when you say you get hurt all the time, do you mean physically or emotionally?

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[IceQueen~]

what do i do when i accidently offend muz bro...
(sorry)

[Muezzin]

what do i do when i accidently offend muz bro...
(sorry)

Make me a chapatti.

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[IceQueen~]

OK tell me how to get it to you then! LOL

[Kittygyal]

emotionally and physically

[Muezzin]

OK tell me how to get it to you then! LOL

In one of those special envelopes with bubblewrap inside. Recorded delivery, too. Ta.

emotionally and physically

Hmmm... I'm not the best person to ask, then. If you keep getting hurt emotionally, you need a shoulder to cry on which could be anything from a friend to a counsellor. For the physical side of things, you'd need to ask your GP.

I'm saying this because my sarcasm tends to offend. :)

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[IceQueen~]

you can pay for delivery (i'm not wasting any money)
what do you do when you wanna help someone who's down..?

[Muezzin]

you can pay for delivery (i'm not wasting any money)
what do you do when you wanna help someone who's down..?

I don't ask stone-hearted sarcastic people that question. :)

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[IceQueen~]

you stonehearted sarcastic person!!! (LOL)
what do you do when your down?

[Muezzin]

you stonehearted sarcastic person!!! (LOL)
what do you do when your down?

Watch something funny like 'Only Fools and Horses' or 'Porridge'. Generally just try to laugh. If it's more of the aggressive type of 'down-ness', I squeeze one of those stress-ball type things or go to sleep for a few hours. It helps.

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[IceQueen~]

hmm but what about when you feel like smashing something up and beating someone...?
(phew i dunno what to do when i feel like that..)

[Kittygyal]

Hmmm... I'm not the best person to ask, then. If you keep getting hurt emotionally, you need a shoulder to cry on which could be anything from a friend to a counsellor. For the physical side of things, you'd need to ask your GP.

I'm saying this because my sarcasm tends to offend. :)

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aww bless God bless :wub:

i have another question how can i tell someone something whitout them taking it always the wrong way and they always think am making fun out of them when am not?

[Muezzin]

hmm but what about when you feel like smashing something up and beating someone...?
(phew i dunno what to do when i feel like that..)

Simple. Buy a punch bag.

aww bless God bless

Heh, the office receptionist said that when I gave someone a Kit Kat because that someone had asked for 'presents and chocolates' the day before. I gave them both in one slightly melted funsized bar. And I'm lucky they had a sense of humour, or I'd get a slap.

i have another question how can i tell someone something whitout them taking it always the wrong way and they always think am making fun out of them when am not?

Say things like 'I don't mean this in a bad way', or 'don't take it the wrong way'; show with your face that you're being lighthearted or sarcastic.

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[Kittygyal]

Simple. Buy a punch bag.


Heh, the office receptionist said that when I gave someone a Kit Kat because that someone had asked for 'presents and chocolates' the day before. I gave them both in one slightly melted funsized bar. And I'm lucky they had a sense of humour, or I'd get a slap.


Say things like 'I don't mean this in a bad way', or 'don't take it the wrong way'; show with your face that you're being lighthearted or sarcastic.

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aww brother your too good giving advice :wub:
the office receptionist what a cool story ;D
well even though when i do they like "your taking the mick now yh" and am like nono plz plz don't take it the worng way!:cry:

Q) why have i got a little heart because when anyone is crying i start crying or even my next door neighbour was crying out side cause her son was messing around as he came from Prison 2 months agao and she was sat outside talking to some people and i was outside having a cig and i was crying cause she was crying

[IbnAbdulHakim]

how do i prevent hulk mode.
u kno hw do i stop turnin into that huge dude that keeps sayin:

"hulk smash"

kinda like this dude

[Muezzin]

aww brother your too good giving advice :wub:
the office receptionist what a cool story ;D
well even though when i do they like "your taking the mick now yh" and am like nono plz plz don't take it the worng way!:cry:

Hmm... Maybe talk it out with them and let them know that when you say something that sounds utterly ridiculous, that's because it's meant to be. :)

Q) why have i got a little heart because when anyone is crying i start crying or even my next door neighbour was crying out side cause her son was messing around as he came from Prison 2 months agao and she was sat outside talking to some people and i was outside having a cig and i was crying cause she was crying

Sounds to me like you have a big heart. Nothing wrong with that. Just make sure you're not insecure and crying at any little thing, or people may take advantage. The above doesn't sound like any little thing, though.

Majed, to prevent Hulk mode, go to sleep or bash your head against the wall.

The choice is yours.

:p

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[IceQueen~]

how do you make people get off the forum and say their prayers?

[Kittygyal]

nono brother you don't call that a big heart you call that a samll heart because a person with a big heart is tuff but people with a lil heart is not tuff like me! :(

[Muezzin]

how do you make people get off the forum and say their prayers?

With a stick of dynamite, anything's possible.

I'm joking of course.

nono brother you don't call that a big heart you call that a samll heart because a person with a big heart is tuff but people with a lil heart is not tuff like me!

Well, from that story, you seem a tender hearted person. There's nothing wrong with that, so long as you don't let people take advantage of you.

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[Kittygyal]

well brother think about it even at work someone was very upset cause they were done by the boss and i never knew the lad and i was crying and people was like why are you crying!

[Muezzin]

well brother think about it even at work someone was very upset cause they were done by the boss and i never knew the lad and i was crying and people was like why are you crying!

So, basically, you're asking me how to become stone-hearted?

Geez, that's not something you just do overnight - it's a long, difficult process in which you have to slay a dragon (and the princess it was guarding), throw midgets into piranha tanks, and burn effigies of your most hated enemies right in front of their faces before tearing out their intestines and using them as a skipping rope.

With a bit of work though, you can become just like me!

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[Kittygyal]

So, basically, you're asking me how to become stone-hearted?

Geez, that's not something you just do overnight - it's a long, difficult process in which you have to slay a dragon (and the princess it was guarding), throw midgets into piranha tanks, and burn effigies of your most hated enemies right in front of their faces before tearing out their intestines and using them as a skipping rope.

With a bit of work though, you can become just like me!

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well brother how do i become like you?? :hiding: :hiding:

[Sahabiyaat]

how do i prevent hulk mode.
u kno hw do i stop turnin into that huge dude that keeps sayin:

"hulk smash"

kinda like this dude

actually brother what the snake man meant to say is that you must follow the prophets advice and do wudu, it will diminish your anger, and then sit if your standing,or lie down if your sitting.

:w:

[Muezzin]

Yeah, what she said.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

actually brother what the snake man meant to say is that you must follow the prophets advice and do wudu, it will diminish your anger, and then sit if your standing,or lie down if your sitting.

:w:

for refererance, this was a joke :embarrass


the prophet saws advised us to seek refuge with Allah from the shaytaan if we feel angry. so thats what i do

:salamext:

[Sahabiyaat]

are you here all night ? :uhwhat

[Muezzin]

are you here all night ? :uhwhat

Just until I pass out.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

Just until I pass out.

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lol no bro i think she meant she wants me out so im out :thumbs_up


:salamext:

[Kittygyal]

how do i change me nick?!

[Muezzin]

how do i change me nick?!

Send a private message to Kadafi, Khaldun or Ansar.

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[Kittygyal]

Send a private message to Kadafi, Khaldun or Ansar.

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oh ok :)

how do i get rid off coming on LI am soo adicted i was just going to come for like 20minz or so but now look its 22:25¬:uhwhat

[Hijaabi22]

easy... break some rules...
n u'll be sent for another break :uhwhat

sorry muezzin... cudnt resist :brother:

WHY DO MODERATORS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEIR POSITION?!! :rant: :rant:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

can you please stress the fact that the fat lady must sing at some point



:thumbs_up

[nafy]

Salaam

how do i put sense in2 ma sistaz brain?!

w/salaam

[Sahabiyaat]

lol no bro i think she meant she wants me out so im out :thumbs_up


:salamext:

no
i didnt want anyone out
i was just starting to feel a bit ...:uhwhat

[Tania]

Should i consider to move my e-mail account from yahoo?

I couldn't check up today my emails, the server has some issues

[Kittygyal]

easy... break some rules...
n u'll be sent for another break :uhwhat

sorry muezzin... cudnt resist :brother:

your not funny ok!! why don't you just leave me alone! :uhwhat

[Sahabiyaat]

your not funny ok!! why don't you just leave me alone! :uhwhat

:rollseyes oh my .....

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

If I said 'Black people like chicken', would I be racist too?

Yes.

[Muezzin]

WHY DO MODERATORS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEIR POSITION?!! :rant: :rant:

Because power corrupts.

can you please stress the fact that the fat lady must sing at some point

In this age of Slim Fasts and anorexia, what fat ladies there are don't want to stay fat for long.

how do i put sense in2 ma sistaz brain?!

CPR via a sock.

Should i consider to move my e-mail account from yahoo?

I couldn't check up today my emails, the server has some issues

I think setting up a Gmail or Hotmail account in addition to Yahoo would be a good idea.

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[Fishman]

:sl:
How do I grow Al Gore in my greenhouse?
:w:

[Kittygyal]

why do the mod *mention no name* warning me for lil stuff?!

[Muezzin]

:sl:
How do I grow Al Gore in my greenhouse?
:w:

Just stop using weedkiller.

why do the mod *mention no name* warning me for lil stuff?!

Well, you see, moderators don't tend to look on off-topic posts as little stuff. Do try and stay to the subject being discussed. The chit-chat belongs in the gender forums and/or Private Messages :)

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

is it necessary to eat fish?

[Kittygyal]

well the P'm system i know all mods check people's :( so unfair we don't go checking them!

anyway, how do i stop being called "lil doll" just cause i am wearing asain clothes after such a very long time!!

[Hijaabi22]

but its ok 4 mods 2 go off topic? and DELETE peoples posts jus cos i quote, they are ''bored''...also like sis Islamgyal said, even when we PM one another the mods nosy around and then have the cheek 2 hand out warnins4 wats bin sed PRIVATELY .... like huh?

Do U think I stand any chance of becomin a mod on this site? If no why not ?

[Muezzin]

is it necessary to eat fish?

Is it necessary to breathe?

well the P'm system i know all mods check people's so unfair we don't go checking them!

Um, not all mods can check people's PM's. Only blue ones and the Admins (like Kadafi, Ansar etc) have that power. And if you don't want your PM checked, simply type 'Private' or something in the heading.

anyway, how do i stop being called "lil doll" just cause i am wearing asain clothes after such a very long time!!

Dress like a cabbage patch kid instead?

but its ok 4 mods 2 go off topic?

Oh, you're talking about me. I'm flattered.

and DELETE peoples posts jus cos i quote, they are ''bored''...

'Just cos'? Please. I said because they were off-topic (which was serious) and because I was bored (which was a joke).

also like sis Islamgyal said, even when we PM one another the mods nosy around and then have the cheek 2 hand out warnins4 wats bin sed PRIVATELY .... like huh?

See above, or use MSN.

Do U think I stand any chance of becomin a mod on this site? If no why not ?

Not really. But who'd want to be a mod? It's got all the crap of a 9-5 job, just with more people criticising you whatever you do, and with no pay. Ordinary members don't know how lucky they are.

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[Hijaabi22]

why not ? ! Im a regular poster on this site and maaaan id let people get away wid all sorts and and and Id change everythin to PINKKKKKKKKKK and oh wow itd be so cool!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Is it necessary to breathe?

yes its necessary if u wish to live. So i gess i gotta eat fish 2 live :eek:, lol cool :thumbs_up

[Muezzin]

why not ? ! Im a regular poster on this site and maaaan id let people get away wid all sorts and and and Id change everythin to PINKKKKKKKKKKand oh wow itd be so cool!

I think you just answered your own question.

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[Hijaabi22]

I think you just answered your own question.

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:rant: :rant:

Im bored wat shall I do..cant be asked to go cruise cos Im scared of drivin :rollseyes

[IbnAbdulHakim]

how long underwater can you hold your breatH? i can only do 2 minutes :(

[Hijaabi22]

wat u think of my avatar? :)

[Muezzin]

:rant: :rant:

Im bored wat shall I do..cant be asked to go cruise cos Im scared of drivin :rollseyes

Join the circus.

how long underwater can you hold your breatH? i can only do 2 minutes

I'd rather find that out if and when I'm ever in a life-or-death underwater situation.

wat u think of my avatar?

It's very um... regal.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

It's very um... regal.
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do u really kno wat that means :p

[Hijaabi22]

But im not a clown (even tho I may cum across as 1 ) and wat the hell does regal mean? can u talk in English please?

[Muezzin]

do u really kno wat that means :p

Yes I do. The question is, do you know what it means?

If you don't, I'll give you a clue - it's to do with royalty.

And by 'a clue' I mean I just gave you the definition, in effect.

But im not a clown (even tho I may cum across as 1 ) and wat the hell does regal mean?

See above.

can u talk in English please?

Can you read a dictionary please?

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[Hijaabi22]

regal [rg’l]
adj
royal: typical of or suitable for a king or queen, especially in splendour and magnificence

Encarta ® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1998-2004 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh nyc 1 bro! ya ryt :) Im a queen hhahaha

[nafy]

Salaam

will ma wisdom tooth really make me wise?? ;D

w/salaam

[Muezzin]

Salaam

will ma wisdom tooth really make me wise?? ;D

w/salaam

No, but they'll give you hell while they grow.

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[Hijaabi22]

am i blind or did my post jus mysteriously dissaopear?

[Muezzin]

am i blind or did my post jus mysteriously dissaopear?

I deleted it and Mazed's recent posts, since they were off-topic.

But then again, you could be going blind too.

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[*noor]

what do you do if you keep on getting bitten by mosquitoes??

how do you scare them away?

[Tania]

Is the water which drop from the air conditioner clean? In the street, I walked to close to the house wall exactly when the outside machine began to drop the used water. I could not understand either what is the water purpose for the air conditioner machine?

[Hijaabi22]

But then again, you could be going blind too.

I think I may be, maan I need to get them contact lenses of mine, Oi can a contact lense get stuk in ya eye and wat to do if it does?? omg!

[Tania]

Why the people begin to wear contact lenses with strange colours like grey? Its not a natural colour of the eyes :(

[Hijaabi22]

nah but luks gud innnnnnniiiiiiiiittttt!!^^

[Fishman]

Is the water which drop from the air conditioner clean? In the street, I walked to close to the house wall exactly when the outside machine began to drop the used water. I could not understand either what is the water purpose for the air conditioner machine?

:sl:
That is called condensation. It should be clean, although I wouldn't try it.

Where can I find the piece of plastic that had New Zealand on it that is scraped off my globe?
:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

if red attracts a bull, wat attracts a muezzin? :eek: