Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Hijaabi22]

loooool ^^^^ HUH??

Bro Muezin do U ever get the feelin that beo Abd Majid is a bit .......mad? lol am messin bro

[Nawal89]

Why the people begin to wear contact lenses with strange colours like grey? Its not a natural colour of the eyes :(

i've seen people with grey eyes:rollseyes it's pretty actually.

[REPSTER]

:sl:

Hey M And M why is it when some1 changes there name u think they
have changed as well and somtimes it feels like u lost a friend when u
cant find them:brother:

M and M my brothers from different mothers:rock:
Reply soon as possible:thumbs_up

Oh yeah and 1 more thing is it ok if i say bother from another mother;D
U wont mind or anything:?
:w:

[Hijaabi22]

wers bro minaz?

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[REPSTER]

wers bro minaz?

:sl:

Dont have a clue :brother:

:haha:changed ur user name:lol:
the first 1 was better:p
:w:

[Hijaabi22]

^ wat u talkin about i didnt change my username??? Im a new member :p....and why dont u like my username it suits me :) lol

[REPSTER]

:sl:

Sorry sis ,but it so does not suit u :p


only Messin its a nice username:p
:w:

[Hijaabi22]

i havent a clue wat u chattin, hus Soldier?? :rollseyes

[REPSTER]

i havent a clue wat u chattin, hus Soldier?? :rollseyes

Short 4 ------------:brother:

[Kittygyal]

Um, not all mods can check people's PM's. Only blue ones and the Admins (like Kadafi, Ansar etc) have that power. And if you don't want your PM checked, simply type 'Private' or something in the heading.

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well i want to pint out how come bro Zak can read them???

[Muezzin]

what do you do if you keep on getting bitten by mosquitoes??

how do you scare them away?

Radiation.

Then if you're bitten by one, you might just become a super-hero!

Hey, it worked for Peter Parker.

Why the people begin to wear contact lenses with strange colours like grey? Its not a natural colour of the eyes

Haven't the faintest.

Where can I find the piece of plastic that had New Zealand on it that is scraped off my globe?

Try the belly of a Great White. They eat all sorts.

if red attracts a bull, wat attracts a muezzin?

Beauty.

Hey M And M why is it when some1 changes there name u think they
have changed as well and somtimes it feels like u lost a friend when u
cant find them

Yeah, I'm thinking of starting a thread about that...

M and M my brothers from different mothers
Reply soon as possible

Oh yeah and 1 more thing is it ok if i say bother from another mother
U wont mind or anything

Nah, I say it all the time. Though if I actually meant it literally, I'd have like fifty half-brothers. So it's lucky everyone knows I'm just being lighthearted/hip. Or something.

wers bro minaz?

Meditating in a jungle somewhere.

well i want to pint out how come bro Zak can read them???

Read my post again:

Um, not all mods can check people's PM's. Only blue ones and the Admins (like Kadafi, Ansar etc) have that power. And if you don't want your PM checked, simply type 'Private' or something in the heading.

zAk's a blue mod AKA Super Moderator.

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[Tania]

Why for men is so hard to accept the fact women can have right too? Or taking there advice is not the end of their man power? :(:offended:

[Fishman]

:sl:
Why does my new yahoo email acount not work? I should have had two emails yesterday, but they didn't come! They were from an automated system as well, so they couldn't have just been late.
:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

if chickens like bread, and i stuff the bread with extremely hot spice and feed the chickens, would the chickens still devour the whole bread?

[nafy]

Salaam

y duz tym go so slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?

w/salaam

[Muezzin]

Why for men is so hard to accept the fact women can have right too? Or taking there advice is not the end of their man power? :(:offended:

Because men can be turds.

Why does my new yahoo email acount not work? I should have had two emails yesterday, but they didn't come! They were from an automated system as well, so they couldn't have just been late.

Ask Yahoo, or just get a Gmail/hotmail account. Alternatively, you could set a wild chimp on your computer and see if that helps.

if chickens like bread, and i stuff the bread with extremely hot spice and feed the chickens, would the chickens still devour the whole bread?

Sounds like a plan!

y duz tym go so slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?

You should really Google Einstein's theory of relativity. :thumbs_up

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

will there be a place to hide in jannah?

[Muezzin]

will there be a place to hide in jannah?

Why would you want to hide in Jannah?

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

Why would you want to hide in Jannah?

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hide and seek, and if we make a live version of Halo then we would certainly need to hide from the opponents.

[Muezzin]

hide and seek, and if we make a live version of Halo then we would certainly need to hide from the opponents.

That's true. Let's get to Jannah first, and we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, eh? ;)

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[aamirsaab]

:sl:

and we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, eh?

Or hide under it....get it, get it? ok fine i'll stop.

Question: why haven't you locked the marriage forum?

[Ameeratul Layl]

Salam,

Everyone here, did you know:

Honey bees' wings stroke 11,400 times per minute, thus making their distinctive buzz.

Its amazing!

Wasalam

[Muezzin]

Salam,

Everyone here, did you know:

Honey bees' wings stroke 11,400 times per minute, thus making their distinctive buzz.

Its amazing!

Wasalam

So amazing that I feel like killing the buggers wherever I see them. Or just opening a window for the more humane method of destruction.

But seriously, it's cool to know their wings beat 11,400 times a minute. I knew it was the wings making the sound, but I didn't know their speed until right now. Awesome.

Question: why haven't you locked the marriage forum

Counter-question: Why haven't you bought my lunch?

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[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Counter-question: Why haven't you bought my lunch?

Good question.

[nafy]

Salaam

bro Muezzin are u proud of me? i did sum cookin 2day :D lol

w/salaam

[IbnAbdulHakim]

bro muezzin wouldnt you be more proud of a fish if you knew that the fish had cooked. Or better yet a monkey, i think chimpanzee's are very capable of cooking. Do any animals cook :?

[nafy]

Salaam

LOL.....all animals can cook....they do it in disguise u see .... :P lol ;D

ma back hurtssssssssssssss :'( helppppppppppppppppp

w/salaam

[Fishman]

bro muezzin wouldnt you be more proud of a fish if you knew that the fish had cooked. Or better yet a monkey, i think chimpanzee's are very capable of cooking. Do any animals cook :?

:sl:
I don't know of any animals that cook except for those desert ants that make bread.
:w:

[Ayesha Rana]

:sl:
I don't know of any animals that cook except for those desert ants that make bread.
:w:

Cool i bet Muezzin could cook up some poison without even trying.
And that isn't a compliment.

[Muezzin]

Salaam

bro Muezzin are u proud of me? i did sum cookin 2day :D lol

w/salaam

Excellent! Now make me some aloo ghosht.

bro muezzin wouldnt you be more proud of a fish if you knew that the fish had cooked. Or better yet a monkey, i think chimpanzee's are very capable of cooking. Do any animals cook

Nah, they're too cool for that. Like, seen pandas? They're hardcore, man. Don't even need any salad dressing.

LOL.....all animals can cook....they do it in disguise u see .... :P lol

ma back hurtssssssssssssss helppppppppppppppppp

Rub that Ibuleve stuff on it, and see a doctor if symptoms persist.

I don't know of any animals that cook except for those desert ants that make bread.

Interesting. I take it they're called 'Hovis Ants'.

Cool i bet Muezzin could cook up some poison without even trying.
And that isn't a compliment.

I love how you just take every opportunity to make me look bad. It's quite endearing.

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[syilla]

muezzin... are u a comedian by any chance?

are you the one who always hiding behind the 'friends' sofa?

[Muezzin]

muezzin... are u a comedian by any chance?

Just a wannabe I'm afraid. My mother said she'd disown me if I became a stand-up comic.

are you the one who always hiding behind the 'friends' sofa?

Nah, that's Pete from down the road. Pete's cool. He dresses up like a lollipop man for no reason then presses the button at pelican crossings for little kids.

...um, I don't think his name's actually Pete, come to think of it. He's just this weird old man. Anyway -

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[Tania]

Before the glass to be invented what was used by the people inside of the window to protect themselfs against the cold? :? (i had time to think at that waiting my books in the library but still i couldn't figure out the answer)

[Ayesha Rana]

Before the glass to be invented what was used by the people inside of the window to protect themselfs against the cold? :? (i had time to think at that waiting my books in the library but still i couldn't figure out the answer)

Er... nothing? Oh i know. Muezzins skull. Very thick you know...and insulating.

[Tania]

Er... nothing? Oh i know. Muezzins skull. Very thick you know...and insulating.

The houses were without windows? Only walls?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Muezzin so do you call the adhan regularly for your local masjid :?

[Fishman]

:sl:
Why is everyone conspiring against me to make people think I'm paranoid? The're all out to get me.
:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:
Why is everyone conspiring against me to make people think I'm paranoid? The're all out to get me.
:w:

naa i think your cool bro ;), mashAllah good to have someone who knows as much as you about random stuff, i like people like that :D

[Kittygyal]

why is life boring?!

[Kittygyal]

why is it that when i sit infront of NET i feel like going to bed?!

[nafy]

Salaam

bro dude....wheres bro minazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

w/salaam

[Hijaabi22]

[BANANA]werz AALIMAH got 2??? she gne2 pakiland already ? [/BANANA]

[Muezzin]

Before the glass to be invented what was used by the people inside of the window to protect themselfs against the cold? :? (i had time to think at that waiting my books in the library but still i couldn't figure out the answer)

When it doubt, Google it.

Doesn't really answer your question, but I guess they just had, basically, holes in the walls, which they could then fill in as required. I'll see if I can find a more definite answer for you.

Er... nothing? Oh i know. Muezzins skull. Very thick you know...and insulating.

You say the sweetest things.

Muezzin so do you call the adhan regularly for your local masjid

Nope.

Why is everyone conspiring against me to make people think I'm paranoid? The're all out to get me.

It's not paranoia if they're really after you...

Enemy of the State. Cool film, you'd like it.

why is life boring?!

zzzzzz.... Oh, sorry did you say something?

why is it that when i sit infront of NET i feel like going to bed?!

It makes your eyes as tired as Henry VIII getting out of bed.

Salaam

bro dude....wheres bro minazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

w/salaam

Last time I saw him, he was eating a peach.

werz AALIMAH got 2??? she gne2 pakiland already ?

After reading this, I was going to PM her to find out, but then I realised you should do it.

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[Tania]

oh..ok:)
I read few posts where the word "rich" was involved. Even who are the x richest men in the world. But after you when a person can say "its rich"?

[Muezzin]

I'm afraid I don't understand what you're asking. Could you perhaps clarify it for me? :)

[Little_Bro]

I have a question.

How do i skip summer school on monday?

[Tania]

From today on the threads will be closed by the LI-staff account? :-[

[Muezzin]

I have a question.

How do i skip summer school on monday?

Just don't go?

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[Little_Bro]

[MOUSE]no but i need an excuse[/MOUSE]

[Kittygyal]

how do i stop being looked at when i wear "asian" clothes!!!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

What would you do if someone spiteful started a feud against you and your family and they happened to be related with you? What if this person was just seething with hatred for your family, but concealed it sometimes, and unleashed it at others. Should you stay clear of this person, or just stay around and just face it? Because i'm sure this person is set out to hurt me and my family. She said something that went way out of line. Not something about me, but a deceased immediate family member of mine.

Is this too serious for this thread?

:wasalamex

[Ayesha Rana]

What do you do if some new member joins pretending to be a decent ex-muslim who converted to christianity cos of the views forced on him by muslims when actually he is a flippin Jew and is a big fat LIAR and makes a fool out of you cos you believe him and write out a sympathy Da'wa speech?

[REPSTER]

:sl:

Hey my brother from another mother i have a very BIG prob:brother:
they are gonna close my thread:cry:
(How many words can u make from 1)
Tell them not to and may allah give u the highest janah:thumbs_up

And why are they closin all the fun game threads anyway need serious help:offended:

Ur a mod u can do somit:thankyou:
:w:

[Kittygyal]

whay they closing the games am up for a fight now cause kitty is loosing her temper!! :'(

[Fishman]

:sl:
Who deleted my 'suggestion' about how to solve Islamgyal's 'Asian clothing' problem?
:w:

[Hijaabi22]

After reading this, I was going to PM her to find out, but then I realised you should do it.

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U DO IT :)

[Muezzin]

From today on the threads will be closed by the LI-staff account? :-[

Yep. It's like an anonymous account type thing for supermods and admins.

how do i stop being looked at when i wear "asian" clothes!!!

Throw cats at them.

What would you do if someone spiteful started a feud against you and your family and they happened to be related with you? What if this person was just seething with hatred for your family, but concealed it sometimes, and unleashed it at others. Should you stay clear of this person, or just stay around and just face it? Because i'm sure this person is set out to hurt me and my family. She said something that went way out of line. Not something about me, but a deceased immediate family member of mine.

Talk it out with that person. Maybe they're misunderstood or made a mistake. If they continue behaving as you described, or they threaten you, tell your family.

Is this too serious for this thread?

Quite possibly.

What do you do if some new member joins pretending to be a decent ex-muslim who converted to christianity cos of the views forced on him by muslims when actually he is a flippin Jew and is a big fat LIAR and makes a fool out of you cos you believe him and write out a sympathy Da'wa speech?

Report him to a mod and crush a stress ball.

Hey my brother from another mother i have a very BIG prob
they are gonna close my thread
(How many words can u make from 1)
Tell them not to and may allah give u the highest janah

And why are they closin all the fun game threads anyway need serious help

Ur a mod u can do somit

Here's the official reason:

'Idle games in the general mixed sections were never allowed.
Many such threads were closed in the past.'

But anyway, your thread's still open.

whay they closing the games am up for a fight now cause kitty is loosing her temper!!

See above.

Who deleted my 'suggestion' about how to solve Islamgyal's 'Asian clothing' problem?

I think it may have been zAk. He's the caretaker of this thread while I'm chowing down.

U DO IT :)

NO :)

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

My family know about her. She's always been like this, but it's getting worse now. She started on my older sister, and then tried to make it look like my sister had strangled her.:rollseyes
At the same time.... it's not like I can disown her. She family after all, and still Muslim I guess.:-\

[IbnAbdulHakim]

wud u get jelous if someone called "muadhin" comes up :eek:

[Hijaabi22]

ahahahaha i myt change my username to dat :) ^^^ ....jus to get at the bro....BRO MUEZZIN CAN U POST SUM INTERSTIN THREADS IN THE HALAL FUN SECTION, THAT SECTION IS DEAD WIDOUT THE GAMES :(

[Tania]

I am still troubled by the Li-Staff account. How could the account receive 619 points in this few days? 92,85% from the posts are related to the thread closing, mainly from the halal fun section. The members are rep the account which close their threads? That i can't understand.:X

[Tania]

now i think muezzin cant answer this... so i'll do his job :X
i love tht guy..... n i hv a rep power of 41...
got it ?
each of his post got a rep frm me :shade:

ohhh.ok.The difference must be from another super mod than. I was worried for the members team..we need to stay united:)

[Tania]

No.
we do hv some GOOD members who repped him.
no other super mods repped him yet :uhwhat

ohh. in this case i take back my "ok"-it means are super mods which liked the closed threads :)
and
are members from our team which dislike it.:rollseyes

[Hijaabi22]

now i think muezzin cant answer this... so i'll do his job :X
i love tht guy..... n i hv a rep power of 41...
got it ?
each of his post got a rep frm me :shade:

lemme get this strait......u gave him A REP FOR CLOSIN ALL THEM THREADS???????????? WHYYYYYYYYYYY??? :rant: :rant:

[nafy]

Salaam

y is it dat da 'LI-Staff' account person....seems abit....scary? *goes red* lol

w/salaam

[Tania]

Why the car companies are not painting the cars in more types of colour? I saw today a car which had 3 graduated shades of blue and i like it:)

[Ameeratul Layl]

Salam,

May I ask where Br. Minaz is?

Wasalam

[Muezzin]

Salaam

y is it dat da 'LI-Staff' account person....seems abit....scary? *goes red* lol

w/salaam

Because it's actually the Blair Witch.

Well, for all I know.

Why the car companies are not painting the cars in more types of colour? I saw today a car which had 3 graduated shades of blue and i like it

You're lucky. Have you ever bought a pair of trousers with 3 'graduated' shades of blue? I.e. each time you wash them, they come out a weaker shade of the colour you paid for?

Salam,

May I ask where Br. Minaz is?

Wasalam

Yes you may.

lemme get this strait......u gave him A REP FOR CLOSIN ALL THEM THREADS???????????? WHYYYYYYYYYYY??? :rant: :rant:

Because he's worth it.

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[Ameeratul Layl]

Yes you may.

:sl:

Where is Br Minaz, br Muezzin?

:w:

[afriend]

I'm still feeling upset......What should I do?

[Helena]

I'm still feeling upset......What should I do?

let me give some advice inshalah....if u muezzin dsnt mind...

jus open the quran...try to comfort ur heart..listen to ur fav recitor..:)

try to think..the positive outcomes from why ur upset...the possiblity of positivity...

as ur in america..enjoy ur time there inshalah...get rid of the horrible thoughts...think positive inshalah...:)

and surely its not..end of the world... things happen for a reason..and surely happens for the best...

[Hijaabi22]

Because he's worth it.

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:rollseyes WAREVA!

[Hijaabi22]

I'm still feeling upset......What should I do?

erm CRY? :rollseyes

[afriend]

Yeah i get u sis......It's been tried and tested, but things take time to heal....

Not the crying bit:rollseyesI've forgotten how to cry in regard to my emotions...(

[Helena]

Yeah i get u sis......It's been tried and tested, but things take time to heal....

alhamdulilah u've at least tried lil bro...carry on man..... it certainly takes time...am sure in few weeks time....u'll feel it never happ....:)

[Tania]

Yeah i get u sis......It's been tried and tested, but things take time to heal....

Not the crying bit:rollseyesI've forgotten how to cry in regard to my emotions...(

Try to enjoy the holiday:) when you are in vacation there is no place for sadness. Take the camera and go for walking. See the differences between your town and this one in which you are.

[Muezzin]

:sl:

Where is Br Minaz, br Muezzin?

:w:

Somewhere. Alive.

I'm still feeling upset......What should I do?

Cry. Or try to beat someone into submission using only a chopstick. Heck, that would cheer me up, even if I did have to serve jail time.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

is metal gear solid 4 out? Is that why ur absent so much? DID U SHAVE UR HEAD AGAIN? I did :coolbro:

[nafy]

Salaam

y is it dat ppl mek assumptions soooooooooooo soon? :'(

w/salaam

[nafy]

lolz....das got nufin 2 do wid wat bro mazed asked...lol :D

[afriend]

lol :p.....

Does any1 know how to put together a heart shattered into a thousand pieces? :(

[IbnAbdulHakim]

lol :p.....

Does any1 know how to put together a heart shattered into a thousand pieces? :(

superglue :p, the miracle worker ;) :p :p

[Helena]

is metal gear solid 4 out? Is that why ur absent so much? DID U SHAVE UR HEAD AGAIN? I did :coolbro:

metal gear solid is officially coming out on da 7/7/07.....

my brothers been playing MGS3...he clocked it....now his waiting for the nxt one...

and ps3 hasnt cum out.....he cannot possibly play it now.....:D

[rizwana87]

ha ha at superglue...

[nafy]

lol :p.....

Does any1 know how to put together a heart shattered into a thousand pieces? :(

turn 2 Allah....have faith in him....he will soon fix dat heart bro...u just gotta believe he will....and not fall weak....cus u ma strong bro! :D ok? now shmile!! :)

bro muezzin........y is it dat my mom has such bad taste wen it cums 2 clothes? lol :giggling:

[Tania]

Why in the supermarkets on the stands the label with prices its not upright with the good you want to buy. Only at cash register you can notice its more expensive or less because the right lable was with 3 goods at right or left.

[afriend]

turn 2 Allah....have faith in him....he will soon fix dat heart bro...u just gotta believe he will....and not fall weak....cus u ma strong bro! :D ok? now shmile!! :)

bro muezzin........y is it dat my mom has such bad taste wen it cums 2 clothes? lol :giggling:

:)

Jazakallah 4 ur comment....My reps hv all been used up....

Anyways, alhamdulillah got things in order.....:)

My question to Muezzin, if he wud carry it to minaz on his back ;D...

COME BACK...WE MISS U!! ;D

[Hijaabi22]

:? How do i stop actin so immature? I really cannot help it. :?

[Muezzin]

bro muezzin........y is it dat my mom has such bad taste wen it cums 2 clothes? lol :giggling:

Commenting on the dress sense of members' mothers is one taboo I'm not willing to break.

However, you could always get her a voucher for, like, Debenhams, or wherever 'cool' girls buy their clothes from. Like Marks and Spencers, or Oxfam. Perhaps.

Why in the supermarkets on the stands the label with prices its not upright with the good you want to buy. Only at cash register you can notice its more expensive or less because the right lable was with 3 goods at right or left.

Supermarkets can be cruel.

How do i stop actin so immature? I really cannot help it.

Simple - grow up.

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[afriend]

Commenting on the dress sense of members' mothers is one taboo I'm not willing to break.

However, you could always get her a voucher for, like, Debenhams, or wherever 'cool' girls buy their clothes from. Like Marks and Spencers, or Oxfam. Perhaps.

ROFL!! OXFAM ;D

Do u shop at oxfam?

[Muezzin]

ROFL!! OXFAM ;D

Do u shop at oxfam?

Nope. But I would if I wasn't so proud. I'd save a ton!

It's like this time one of my workmates just had to buy a Big Issue because the guy went, 'Big Issue, madam?'

And she gave in and bought because it's sold by homeless people. I just said, 'you should get a cold heart like me. You save so much money'.

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[afriend]

Nope. But I would if I wasn't so proud. I'd save a ton!

It's like this time one of my workmates just had to buy a Big Issue because the guy went, 'Big Issue, madam?'

And she gave in and bought because it's sold by homeless people. I just said, 'you should get a cold heart like me. You save so much money'.

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Hahhhhaahaahaaah *chokes*......:X

[nafy]

Salaam

brooooo......wats da cure 4 laziness? lol

w/salaam

[Muezzin]

Salaam

brooooo......wats da cure 4 laziness? lol

w/salaam

Ask someone else, I'm trying to sleep.

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[afriend]

;D Ur askin da wrong guy....

Have u ever player with magnet stuff?

[Muezzin]

;D Ur askin da wrong guy....

Have u ever player with magnet stuff?

Yep. One time, back in the day, we tried to make an electromagnet in Physics using nothing but a couple of magnets, some crocodile clips and the electrical mains. It didn't work, and wasn't what we were supposed to be doing in the first place, but on the plus side we found some iron filings to play with. Iron filings and magnets are just pure fun.

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[afriend]

lol ;) Now you're talkin :p

[Fishman]

Yep. One time, back in the day, we tried to make an electromagnet in Physics using nothing but a couple of magnets, some crocodile clips and the electrical mains. It didn't work, and wasn't what we were supposed to be doing in the first place, but on the plus side we found some iron filings to play with. Iron filings and magnets are just pure fun.

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:sl:
Iron filings are almost impossible to remove from magnets. You've ruined it for future generations. Shame on you.;)
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
Iron filings are almost impossible to remove from magnets. You've ruined it for future generations. Shame on you.;)
:w:

I feel no shame. We were using the magnets to repel the iron filings. Remember, every story (and magnet) has two sides. ;)

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[nafy]

Salaam

bro...wats da best way 2 tell sum1 2 go away...wivout hurtin dem? lol

w/salam

[S_87]

:sl:

whats the best prank to play on a kinda older person?

[afriend2]

:sl:

whats the best prank to play on a kinda older person?

salaam,

you better not be making trouble!! im telling Arwa!!!
dont tell her bro Muezzin!

wassalam :peace:

[S_87]

salaam,

you better not be making trouble!! im telling Arwa!!!
dont tell her bro Muezzin!

wassalam :peace:

:sl:

:lol: arwa? i alreaady asked her n i need more ideas :p
tell me bro muezzin!

[Kittygyal]

why do i have to be put in a wheelchair? :(

[S_87]

why do i have to be put in a wheelchair? :(

:sl:

Allah tests those He loves. may Allah make it easy for you sis :wub:

[Kittygyal]

:sl:

Allah tests those He loves. may Allah make it easy for you sis :wub:

amin sis but i just hate being in it but am not put in a wheelchair yet but will be tommorrow once i got hospital :'( :'( i feel disabled :'(

[Fishman]

amin sis but i just hate being in it but am not put in a wheelchair yet but will be tommorrow once i got hospital :'( :'( i feel disabled :'(

:sl:
You should praise Allah that you are not permanently disabled, there are people with much worse problems out there.
:w:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Why is at that some people are so cruel and cold, even though they claim to be your flesh and blood?:heated:

[Al-Zaara]

Oh man, I can't believe I'm actually going to post a question to both of you...
Anyways... Why do I feel like I'm an Indian girl, though I'm not?

[Tania]

Do you know one site where i can keep my pictures in order to can display them here? :-[

[Fishman]

Do you know one site where i can keep my pictures in order to can display them here? :-[

:sl:
www.imageshack.us
:w:

[Tania]

:sl:
www.imageshack.us
:w:

:) I hope i can succeed to manage there.

[afriend2]

:sl:

:lol: arwa? i alreaady asked her n i need more ideas :p
tell me bro muezzin!

salaam,

no bro Muezzin dont give her any ideas!!!!

amani, now i know where those nick names come from!!! * i would wink here but will save it for later!!!*

wassalam :peace:

[S_87]

salaam,

no bro Muezzin dont give her any ideas!!!!

amani, now i know where those nick names come from!!! * i would wink here but will save it for later!!!*

wassalam :peace:

:sl:

what nicknames? im totally lost i have short term memory :lol:

and muezzin im waiting for some goooooood ideas :D

[rizwana87]

why are people so selfish?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

i enever looked to this thread untill today its so hilarious anyways ;et me think of a question

why's this thread hilarious? ;D

ma'salamah

[extinction]

Hey wuzzap people...I mean salaam....anyway to the point is there anyway I can become awesome at Algebra in 9 days? Know of a good link or site..or material/book? Also any other members if they know something that might be of relevance feel free to share... peace

[afriend]

^It's alive.....;D

[Mujahidah4Allah]

there's this really annoying fly keeps going round and round what should i do? and it just went round me again... <_<

ma'salamah

[------]

Phew! Just about found the net! Muezzin Bhai y iz it so hard 2 liv in pakistan?!?!?!?! even if it is only for 6 weeks?!?!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

are our questions gonna ever be answred?

ma'salamah

[*noor]

Hey wuzzap people...I mean salaam....anyway to the point is there anyway I can become awesome at Algebra in 9 days? Know of a good link or site..or material/book? Also any other members if they know something that might be of relevance feel free to share... peace

salaam

i hope this helps

http://www.helpalgebra.com/

http://www.algebrahelp.com/

http://www.purplemath.com/

http://www.mathleague.com/help/algebra/algebra.htm

http://www.thebeehive.org/school/hig...asp?subject=35

good luck

[*noor]

how can i cure my slow computer??

[afriend2]

question: do sharks fight with other sharks? and how do they keep their teeth so nice and clean? :?
and please anyone...give amani prank ideas!!!! very important...*and no she has not told me to say it....i did it with my own free will*

wassalam :peace:

[afriend]

:uhwhat

Hahaha...Muezzin left you lot, he can't take it anymore...I knew it would end sooner or later ;D

Now elect me to take over :happy: LMAO!!

yo Muezzin u got tons of customers

[Kittygyal]

salam.

i don't get it why am i soo slow? is it cause of my pains or am in a wheelchair? Ya Allah! :'(

w.salam

[afriend]

you should be resting, not on the computer....:rollseyes

[Kittygyal]

you should be resting, not on the computer....:rollseyes

salam.

percisly am on a wheelchair and on a laptop am bored to death i can't do anything! :'(

why is brother Iqram answering these when i should be Muzzien or brother Minaz?

P.S. just for advice brother Iqram you better stop it before you get a warn, trust me i had it so shoo along.

w.salam

[Mujahidah4Allah]

yeh muezzin n minaz have died on us STRIKE!! its cuz its us sistaz thats why ...
ma'salamah

[Kittygyal]

ermm the prank of iqqy doesnt sound nice i'd go wild if i got all these strange people callin me! yeh muezzin n minaz have died on us STRIKE!! its cuz its us sistaz thats why ...
ma'salamah

salam.

then when you get warned then you'll realise inshallah!

anyway i have a question when brother Muezzien or brother Minaz come back inshallah.

Q) when you gave someone a word of advice and franquely disobey you and the advice whats the best thing to do?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

huh me get warned i dont know what youre talkin about sis :rolleyes:

ma'salamah

[afriend]

Yo Muezzin....Are you going to allow an uproar/strike?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

he's erm probably not even reading this thread! probable had forgotten its existance?

ma'salamah

[Kittygyal]

:sl:

huh me get warned i dont know what youre talkin about sis :rolleyes:

ma'salamah

salam.

sis a word of advice just stop posting in this thread only if you have a question for brother Muezzien or Brother Minaz if not carry on and soon or later you will realize inshallah.

anyway am saying this cause sis when i ever i post my questions sink to the bottom so inshallah i want a reaply from brother Muzzein or Brother minaz.

w.salam

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

hmmm inshaallah they'll reply... i think... :rolleyes:

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

whats the best prank to play on a kinda older person?

Put sock monkeys in all of their personal belongings. Muhahahahaha.

I know, I know, that's crap. I'm not much of a practical joker though. Hmm...

Why is at that some people are so cruel and cold, even though they claim to be your flesh and blood?:heated:

Because they're obviously cruising for a bruising. Settle this in the ring:

Oh man, I can't believe I'm actually going to post a question to both of you...

Don't be nervous, we don't bite. Much.

:)

Anyways... Why do I feel like I'm an Indian girl, though I'm not?

Because you forgot to shower after swimming in chocolate?

Do you know one site where i can keep my pictures in order to can display them here?

Check out Photobucket. That's a pretty good, free image hosting service.

why are people so selfish?

Why are you eating my crisps?! They're mine, all MINE!

i enever looked to this thread untill today its so hilarious anyways ;et me think of a question

why's this thread hilarious?

ma'salamah

Heck, I don't know. I just stumbled in here by mistake. This isn't the Gents toilets is it?

Hey wuzzap people...I mean salaam....anyway to the point is there anyway I can become awesome at Algebra in 9 days? Know of a good link or site..or material/book? Also any other members if they know something that might be of relevance feel free to share... peace

Books to the rescue!

there's this really annoying fly keeps going round and round what should i do? and it just went round me again... <_<

ma'salamah

Phew! Just about found the net! Muezzin Bhai y iz it so hard 2 liv in pakistan?!?!?!?! even if it is only for 6 weeks?!?!

It's those bloody buses, all decorated like some sort of wheeled totem poles. Flippin' pindoo bus drivers.

are our questions gonna ever be answred?

ma'salamah

To quote Hellboy: 'Lady, give me a break!'

how can i cure my slow computer??

If you don't want to take it to a technician to fix, you can always use my handy dandy solution:

question: do sharks fight with other sharks? and how do they keep their teeth so nice and clean?
and please anyone...give amani prank ideas!!!! very important...*and no she has not told me to say it....i did it with my own free will*

wassalam

I dunno, but they sure as heck fight Octopi and turtles

Hahaha...Muezzin left you lot, he can't take it anymore...I knew it would end sooner or later

Now elect me to take over LMAO!!

yo Muezzin u got tons of customers

The reports of this thread's death have been greatly exagerrated. I just had stuff to do in the World Affairs section. And what's all this talk of elections? This thread is a dictatorship! Led by ME! AHAHAHAHA! :p

salam.

i don't get it why am i soo slow? is it cause of my pains or am in a wheelchair? Ya Allah!

w.salam

Make dua, get plenty of rest and talk to your doctor if it gets worse. We all go through hard times.

yeh muezzin n minaz have died on us STRIKE!! its cuz its us sistaz thats why ...
ma'salamah

Don't jump to conclusions.

Though, the sudden influx of sisters may have had something to do with my hesitation.

Q) when you gave someone a word of advice and franquely disobey you and the advice whats the best thing to do

Well, it's just advice, not an order. They don't have to follow it - they can ignore it completely. Of course, it might tick you off if you've given them the best advice you can and they just do the opposite, but in that case, simply slap them with a fish.

Yo Muezzin

Yo.

....Are you going to allow an uproar/strike?

It's less a question of 'will you allow it' and more a question of 'will you delete it'. ;)

he's erm probably not even reading this thread! probable had forgotten its existance?

ma'salamah

Nope, just been otherwise engaged.

Please listen to Islamgyal, she knows what she's talking about when she's informing you guys about how to post on this thread.

Next!

[Ameeratul Layl]

:sl: Uncle,aunti,grandpa etc Muezzin.

If I find that I have passed my A Level exams. How do you say I celebrate?

:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl: Uncle,aunti,grandpa etc Muezzin.

If I find that I have passed my A Level exams. How do you say I celebrate?

:w:

Or, failing that...

Next!

[Ameeratul Layl]

http://www.groovythemes.com/food/big_cake-med.jpg

Or, failing that...

Next!

:sl:

Haven't finished.
I'm not fond of meat,chicken or fish and why celebrate eating that lot.
I thought you were full of ideas...whats happening to you?
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

Haven't finished.
I'm not fond of meat,chicken or fish and why celebrate eating that lot.

Bloody hell woman, I'm not psychic.

I thought you were full of ideas...whats happening to you?
:w:

Um...

Whee!

Or just go with your family or friends for a nice meal somewhere. Somewhere nice. Somewhere that sells ladoos.

Next!

[Ameeratul Layl]

Bloody hell woman, I'm not psychic.

:sl:
Whoa! Calm down.


Um...

http://www.designsbytracirose.com/Po...artyPopper.gif

Whee!

That party popper said: Happy New Year. I am talking exams. Honestly....

Or just go with your family or friends for a nice meal somewhere. Somewhere nice. Somewhere that sells ladoos.

Don't like ladoos.

Next!

:w:

[Tania]

Congratulation for engagement:)
How could i clean up my computer? I think need something with what to wash up.:X

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

wallahi this threads so funny good cheer up...

nxt: how long will it take us to get to london?

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

Congratulation for engagement:)

Oh, that made me laugh so. I didn't mean I actually got engaged, I just meant I was 'otherwise engaged' as in 'I was busy'. ;D

How could i clean up my computer? I think need something with what to wash up.:X

Check this out:

wallahi this threads so funny good cheer up...

nxt: how long will it take us to get to london?

ma'salamah

That depends where you're coming from. If you're coming from Amarillo, it'll take you forever - you'll be harassed by people travelling in the opposite direction asking you to show them the way to the place you just left.

That party popper said: Happy New Year. I am talking exams. Honestly....

Don't blame me, blame Google.

That doesn't quite work...

Don't like ladoos.

Then give them to me.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

salam.

oh ok, right i got a question, why you telling everyone to listen to me on this thread? :X

w.salam

[Muezzin]

salam.

oh ok, right i got a question, why you telling everyone to listen to me on this thread? :X

w.salam

Because you're telling them how to avoid being warned.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

Because you're telling them how to avoid being warned.

Next!

salam.

ok, well where do i get a fish from to slap on people's face?? :rollseyes

don't you dare say fish tank nor go fishing!

w.salam

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

^lol

u didnt tell us muezzin.. u were engaged ? :D

remember to send an invitation for the nikaah :p

Half the guests will be sock monkies, so no thanks!

Anyway... when are you gonna come back fully? I hate to say this, but without you and minaz, this forum isn't the same.

:wasalamex

[afriend]

..... ..... ......

Oh man!!! I laughed so much I died! ;D ROFL!!!

Rebeellllioonnn against the dictatorship government!!!

Wanna be rebelled against?? huh???

[Tania]

Sorry for the confusion :-[
When you will be more free :-[ If do you know that.

[nafy]

Salaam

yay!!!!!!!!!! i passed my first year at college!! :D :D :D lol

bro....i want a gift frm u lolz ok? :D haha ;D

take care

w/salaam

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

bro muezzin, u goin on holiday? or u been?

[Al-Zaara]

And were is brother Minaz?

[Kittygyal]

salam.

where is everyone?

w.salam

[Tania]

Why the married families decide to put their baby pics on t-shirts? I know you can go and put any picture on the t-shirts but i can't understand why they choose exactly their baby face for that. :X

[afriend2]

Put sock monkeys in all of their personal belongings. Muhahahahaha.

I know, I know, that's crap. I'm not much of a practical joker though. Hmm...

salaam,

even my suggestions were better than that......and ive never played practical jokes :rollseyes ...... amani....im sorry! ive failed!! :cry:

and whats up with the sock monkeys?

wassalam :peace:

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why is brother Muezzien a joker?
w.salam

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

How comez he's online and he isn't replying to us?:cry:

[Tania]

How comez he's online and he isn't replying to us?:cry:

The questions are .... lets say difficult and needs time to get the right mood to reply at them:)

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Lol.... or maybe he's not bothered any more. I remember when I used to give him soooooo much problems to solve.:p

[IceQueen~]

LLLooollo ;D ;D ;D
OMG are you really engaged muz bro? WAHAHAHA! that's the funniest ever..!!


he he no wonder he's changed the brother smilie in his sig to sister... :X

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Yeah I noticed^^

Why did you do that Mu?

[IceQueen~]

he did it cos he's engaged!!! ;D LLolly!
so a bro with the love hearts can't be that bad now can it...? ;D

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why don't people get to the point Muezzin is not Enganged?? :rolleyes:
w.salam

[IceQueen~]

kitty honey I was kitting -er I mean kidding... :rolleyes:
its a joke :p

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why is it when i slap a fish on people's face they don't cry but instead of crying they laugh? :rolleyes:

P.S. Bro Muezzien you told me to that but they laugh instead humm!
w.salam

[Fishman]

salam.
why is it when i slap a fish on people's face they don't cry but instead of crying they laugh? :rolleyes:

P.S. Bro Muezzien you told me to that but they laugh instead humm!
w.salam

:sl:
If the fish had tear ducts it would cry!
:w:

[Kittygyal]

:sl:
If the fish had tear ducts it would cry!
:w:

salam.

:lol:
it was something that i had to do!
w.salam

[IceQueen~]

talking about fish, something else seems fishy around here...
where's muz bro :? been gone for ages...

[Muezzin]

^lol

u didnt tell us muezzin.. u were engaged ? :D

remember to send an invitation for the nikaah :p

:rollseyes

For the second time, I said 'I was otherwise engaged' as in 'I was busy'. I am not literally engaged. Don't make me post your picture here, man! :p

Half the guests will be sock monkies, so no thanks!

My wedding will be simultaneously the most entertaining and the cheapest day of my life.

I forgot to say 'Inshallah'.

Anyway... when are you gonna come back fully? I hate to say this, but without you and minaz, this forum isn't the same.

It's not the same, it's different. And difference means change. And change is good.

Therefore, the forum is better without us.

Or something.

Anyway, I'm just tapping into that humour vein to get some good comedy in here. Sometimes it takes a long time to come up with amusing comments. Other times, such comments cease to be amusing and just flat out suck. Hmm.

Salaam

yay!!!!!!!!!! i passed my first year at college!! lol

bro....i want a gift frm u lolz ok? haha

take care

w/salaam

Mashallah! Congratulations!

Lego cakes. The only confectionary you'll have as much fun putting together as you do taking apart.

Though I wouldn't recommend putting it together after you've eaten it.

bro muezzin, u goin on holiday? or u been?

Went to Alton Towers last week. Great stuff. Otherwise, nah, I've just been working and stuff this summer holiday.

And were is brother Minaz?

He's in Loompaland, recruiting Oompa Loompas.

where is everyone?

If they ain't in Loompaland, they're in Minaz's factory churning chocolate.

Why the married families decide to put their baby pics on t-shirts? I know you can go and put any picture on the t-shirts but i can't understand why they choose exactly their baby face for that

That's really weird. Me, I like these types of T-Shirts:

even my suggestions were better than that......and ive never played practical jokes ...... amani....im sorry! ive failed!!

You could use the super ultimate practical joke ownage that includes a fake turd, a stink bomb, and a bed full of whoopee cushions...

and whats up with the sock monkeys?

If you ask that question again, I'll send a rocket propelled sock monkey directly into your kitchen sink. Muhahaha.

why is brother Muezzien a joker?

Well, I wanted to be Batman, but the guy at the fancy dress shop reckoned I look more like Jack Nicholson.

How comez he's online and he isn't replying to us?

Um... Look, a rabbit!

LLLooollo
OMG are you really engaged muz bro? WAHAHAHA! that's the funniest ever..!!

No. I am not engaged.

he he no wonder he's changed the brother smilie in his sig to sister...

I didn't change that. zAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAK!!

Yeah I noticed^^

Why did you do that Mu?

I didn't. zAk did. Grr.

why don't people get to the point Muezzin is not Enganged??

Because they're jealous and obviously want to marry me.

And if that don't shut up these rumours, I don't know what will.

salam.
why is it when i slap a fish on people's face they don't cry but instead of crying they laugh?

P.S. Bro Muezzien you told me to that but they laugh instead humm!
w.salam

Yep. You're using the power of the Farce. Defuse tense situations with humour. It works many times.

talking about fish, something else seems fishy around here...
where's muz bro been gone for ages...

I just finished watching Jaws. I'm afraid to go into the shower.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why have you got a sic icon in your siggy?
w.salam

[afriend2]

salaam,

http://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/stor...ro-t-shirt.jpg

Pedro??

You could use the super ultimate practical joke ownage that includes a fake turd, a stink bomb, and a bed full of whoopee cushions...

Right....:rollseyes I'll tell her about that...

If you ask that question again, I'll send a rocket propelled sock monkey directly into your kitchen sink. Muhahaha.

But then you'd make my mum mad! :cry: The last person that made my mum mad was never seen again! :X

wassalam :peace:

[Al-Zaara]

Because they're jealous and obviously want to marry me.

And if that don't shut up these rumours, I don't know what will.

Yes, it's just sooo obvious!!! :rollseyes lol :D

But brother, if you'd be engaged, who in LI would be the first one to know, you think? :?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

cant be bothered to read all the pages i missed wow muezzin bro you engaged so kool :D

so we invited?

ma'salamah

[Mujahidah4Allah]

oh no you're so sad zak you always pick up on my typos :cry: i'm just typing fast thats all leave me alone stop pikin on me :cry: otherwise i'll erm get the sistahood on you, look i just went off topic cuza you sorry muezzin bhai tis not my fault!! :cry:

ma'salamah

[Mujahidah4Allah]

SISTA HOOD ok HOOD sorry muezzin bhai tis not me please dont warn me its zak warn him :D

ma'salamah

[afriend2]

salaam,

:lol:

Can supermods get warnings?

wassalam :peace:

[Starseeker]

thts nothing good :p


sorry muezzin :hiding:

You're always correcting those with spelling mistakes well you've got one as well. Its spelt THATS

[Muezzin]

salam.
why have you got a sic icon in your siggy?
w.salam

Because there's brotherly love, and then there's the thing in my sig.

Pedro??

Watch 'Napoleon Dynamite', take up Rex Kwon Do and don't vote for Summer Wheatly. She's a freakin' idiot!

But then you'd make my mum mad! The last person that made my mum mad was never seen again!

The sock monkey will bear the brunt of such maternal wrath. The sock monkey is expendable. He is a pawn. A smiling, cotton pawn.

But brother, if you'd be engaged, who in LI would be the first one to know, you think?

Aamirsaab.

Seeing as he's my brother and all.

cant be bothered to read all the pages i missed wow muezzin bro you engaged so kool

For the last time... I am not engaged.

:rollseyes

so we invited?

Nothing to invite you to. Unless of course you too wish to aid my sock monkeys in their noble mission of kitchen sink invasion.

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

hmm sock monkeys why dont you clean em they seem smelly?

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

hmm sock monkeys why dont you clean em they seem smelly?

It's effective, legal psychological warfare against the enemy. The Geneva convention doesn't say anything about smelly socks.

Plus, dogs don't eat 'em if they stink.

Next!

[Tania]

Do you have a pet?:?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

why cant mods well super mods get warnings?

ma'salamah

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Do you think there's any point in me having a war with zAk? He proposed it, but I don't think there's any point because he's a super mod and i'm just a regular schmuk.:(

He could edit my sigs... my posts... delete my PMs..... edit my avatar and profile pic..... (ALL of which he has already done!), and all i can do is put a pic of freaky spider in his reps. Wahahahaha i would have loved to see the look on his face when he saw this!!!

Oh sorry.... I meant this:

[CONTENT REMOVED] [:grumbling]

[Fishman]

:sl:
Can normal members start corners, or is that just for staff?
:w:

[Muezzin]

Do you have a pet?:?

I used to have a pet rock, but I dropped it down a drain.

why cant mods well super mods get warnings?

ma'salamah

Probably the same reason that nobody tells anyone the exact ingredients of a jumbo sausage.

Do you think there's any point in me having a war with zAk? He proposed it, but I don't think there's any point because he's a super mod and i'm just a regular schmuk.

I don't think there's much point either.

Unless you bombard his house with water baloons.

Which of course is out of the question. Naturally.

He could edit my sigs... my posts... delete my PMs..... edit my avatar and profile pic..... (ALL of which he has already done!), and all i can do is put a pic of freaky spider in his reps. Wahahahaha i would have loved to see the look on his face when he saw this!!!

Is that picture supposed to be like, the Blair Witch's toilet or something?

Oh sorry.... I meant this:

[CONTENT REMOVED] []

You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth moderator.

Or zAk just deleted it. Thus making a war with him pointless.

Also, if you have questions for zAk, please PM them to him, as posting them here is off-topic.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

salam.
have you got married now? :X
w.salam

[Muezzin]

salam.
have you got married now? :X
w.salam

What the..?

I said before I am not engaged, and I am not married.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

What the..?

I said before I am not engaged, and I am not married.

Next!

salam.
;D
humm can you finish your sentence please what the what????:giggling:
anyway...
why do you get angry quick for?:uhwhat
w.salam

[Muezzin]

salam.
;D
humm can you finish your sentence please what the what????:giggling:
anyway...
why do you get angry quick for?:uhwhat
w.salam

I get angry quick when people refuse to drop the silly false rumour that I am engaged when I'm not. :p

Next!

[Kittygyal]

salam.
whats the rumour? sowiee never cathched that?

what can i do when i get people asking for my hotmail?
w.salam

[nafy]

Salaam

bro...dont u fink ders a difference between being 'not hungry' and 'starvin yaself'.....y dont mom understand?! lol

w/salaam :)

[Muezzin]

salam.
whats the rumour? sowiee never cathched that?

Never mind.

what can i do when i get people asking for my hotmail?
w.salam

If you know them and trust them, give it to them. If you don't, don't. All these viruses nowadays...

Salaam

bro...dont u fink ders a difference between being 'not hungry' and 'starvin yaself'.....y dont mom understand?! lol

w/salaam

Is your mother the one who is not eating? If so, you need to persuade her to eat somehow and/or call a doctor. Mother's always right, but the doctor knows best.

Something like that anyway.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

Never mind.


If you know them and trust them, give it to them. If you don't, don't. All these viruses nowadays...


Next!

salam.
Huh! you want me to get banned from this site?! :offended:
the opposite gender is p'ming me from this site what shall i do? :uhwhat
w.salam!

[nafy]

Salaam

lol no bro...ma moms fine alhumdulilah! :D but she keeps finkin am starvin maself...am jus not hungry nowadays!!!!!! i cant eat...i eat breakfast....n i cant eat anyfin else...i dno y....but yeh....its becomin annoyin now lol

w/salaam

[Muezzin]

salam.
Huh! you want me to get banned from this site?! :offended:

How did you come to that conclusion?

the opposite gender is p'ming me from this site what shall i do? :uhwhat
w.salam!

Is he a mod? If so, you should read what he has to say and reply.

If he's not a mod, it's totally at your discretion. It's your private message at the end of the day. Bear in mind prolonged conversations between members of the opposite sex through the PM system is frowned upon, though.

Salaam

lol no bro...ma moms fine alhumdulilah! :D but she keeps finkin am starvin maself...am jus not hungry nowadays!!!!!! i cant eat...i eat breakfast....n i cant eat anyfin else...i dno y....but yeh....its becomin annoyin now lol

w/salaam

Hmm. Make dua, obviously. Tell yourself you have to eat at least breakfast, lunch and dinner. Eat foods you actually like. It could just be you're bored of the menu and crave something new. If so, go out and try something new.

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[Mujahidah4Allah]

next: how comes minaz never replies to these questions? :rolleyes:

ma'salamah

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Loool... I find it funny that he editted my sig. Can you pleaaase answer this one question? Doesn't that prove he has a fear of camel spiders? Please google that to find out what that is.:happy:

[Muezzin]

next: how comes minaz never replies to these questions? :rolleyes:

ma'salamah

I told you already, he's hiring Oompa Loopas!

Loool... I find it funny that he editted my sig. Can you pleaaase answer this one question? Doesn't that prove he has a fear of camel spiders? Please google that to find out what that is.

Holy moley! I hope there's a flip flop big enough to splatter one of those suckers.

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[...]

Why Did U Have To Post That Pic Up???!!!

[Muezzin]

Why Did U Have To Post That Pic Up???!!!

Because, like He-Man, I have the power.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Because camel spiders are cool.:shade:

Why am I the only one that thinks they are cool?:(
Am I weird?:?

[Muezzin]

Because camel spiders are cool.:shade:

Why am I the only one that thinks they are cool?:(
Am I weird?:?

Nah, you're just not arachnaphobic.

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[...]

Would u still think that they're cool if u were all alone at night and u saw one crawling towards u?

[Muezzin]

Would u still think that they're cool if u were all alone at night and u saw one crawling towards u?

...Are you out of yo' dang mind?

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[piXie]

...Are you out of yo' dang mind?

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are u getting the creeps ? :uhwhat

[Muezzin]

are u getting the creeps ? :uhwhat

Are you really a pixie?

But to answer your question - I don't like spiders. At all. Especially huge ones that look like they could cover your entire face. Eurgh...

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

You know muezzin, camel spiders aren't in fact spiders.

I think there name comes from, 1:

Apparantly Camel spiders eat the stomachs of camels and lay their eggs there, hence the name "camel spider."

2,like spiders, they belong to the class Arachnida. They are in fact solifugae.

It's a wonder what google can do.

:wasalamex

[piXie]

Are you really a piXie?

Are u really a Muezzin ? :uhwhat

[Mujahidah4Allah]

why has pixie got the :uhwhat disease? and when are the sistahood gonna finish their script?

ma'salamah

[Kittygyal]

salam.
how come you never go to Japan? :D
w.salam

[Muezzin]

You know muezzin, camel spiders aren't in fact spiders.

I think there name comes from, 1:

Apparantly Camel spiders eat the stomachs of camels and lay their eggs there, hence the name "camel spider."

2,like spiders, they belong to the class Arachnida. They are in fact solifugae.

It's a wonder what google can do.

:wasalamex

Quite.

Are u really a Muezzin ?

Yes. No. Well, I share my name with one.

hyper~gal why has pixie got the disease?

Too much zAk exposure. I call it the zAk attack.

and when are the sistahood gonna finish their script?

You ask as if I know.

Which I don't.

salam.
how come you never go to Japan?
w.salam

Ever since I told them I wanted to create a real-life Godzilla, they wouldn't let me in.

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

You ask as if I know.

Which I don't.

why dont you know?

ma'salamah

[Kittygyal]

salam.
what Godzila?
w.salam

[nafy]

Salaam

brooooooooooo y is tym goin so slooooooooooooow ? lol

w/salaam

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why is life so sad! :cry:

P.S don't give them jokes am serious! :(
w.salam

[Fishman]

salam.
why is life so sad! :cry:

P.S don't give them jokes am serious! :(
w.salam

:sl:
I sometimes feel like that too. :cry:

Don't worry, I read that whenever sadness or pain befalls a Muslim, their sins are expidated! And I also read that Allah tests those who he loves.
:w:

[Kittygyal]

:sl:
I sometimes feel like that too. :cry:

Don't worry, I read that whenever sadness or pain befalls a Muslim, their sins are expidated! And I also read that Allah tests those who he loves.
:w:

salam.
i know brother at times like now i wana kill myself and i feel so down and just look at my posts i have posted they are so sad cause i miss me mam and i wana get out this wheelchair!, even at times i feel like not being a muslim Astagfirullah! but i am just so stressssssssed! :'(
w.salam!

[afriend2]

Salaam,

What do I do if strange people added me on msn?

Wassalam :peace:

[Hijaabi22]

Salaam,

What do I do if strange people added me on msn?

Wassalam :peace:

BLOCK AND DELETE!!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

yeah i'd like to know the same thing as nazia lol

ma'salamah

[afriend2]

Salaam,

Is there anything I can say to them which would stop them from doing so?

Wassalam :peace:

[ckerofilm]

i think what u say depends on who they are...

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Your name is Bilal, isn't it?

[afriend2]

Salaam,

Anyways......can YOU cook? I've been learning from my mum for a year and mashAllah I can cook loads now....! Without burning things! w00t!

And if not...then why don't you learn?

Wassalam :peace:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Are you asking Muezzin? Otherwise your off topic.^^;D

[silent mujaheda]

erm i dno how to cook yet!! i shud learn soon!!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

what do you do when someone keeps pranking you with private number and doesnt talk :heated:

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

why dont you know?

ma'salamah

Why don't you give me some money?

salam.
what Godzila?
w.salam

You don't know what Godzilla is? Good grief!

Now go and watch 'Godzilla: King of the Monsters'. Go, now! Quick!

Salaam

brooooooooooo y is tym goin so slooooooooooooow ? lol

w/salaam

Because you're not watching Godzilla.

Salaam,

What do I do if strange people added me on msn?

Wassalam

Block and delete them?

Or send a squad of rocket-powered leprechauns through their window.

Salaam,

Is there anything I can say to them which would stop them from doing so?

Wassalam

Yeah. Say that the leprechauns have sock monkeys.

Your name is Bilal, isn't it?

It is?

Salaam,

Anyways......can YOU cook? I've been learning from my mum for a year and mashAllah I can cook loads now....! Without burning things! w00t!

wOOt indeed. Go and make me some biryani.

And if not...then why don't you learn?

I can make raita. And toast. And microwave pizza.

The list is endless - it includes the entire menu of Maryland Chicken!

what do you do when someone keeps pranking you with private number and doesnt talk

ma'salamah

Call the police.

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

Why don't you give me some money?

Next!

:sl:

well i dont pay strangers :D and u shud knw cuz ur in it...

what do you do when some stranger asks for money?

ma'salamah

[H4RUN]

:sl:
dude u knocked the 7 shades outa Minaz or sumin :p wheres he gone? lol
1 man army here then eh....
:w:

[Kittygyal]

why do people think am selfish!

p.s. don't joke!!

[Fishman]

why do people think am selfish!

p.s. don't joke!!

:sl:
Because they are not smart enough to know what selfish means.

And please take that depressing countdown off your sig, and put something good, like a dua request, in it's place!
:w:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Yeah, your name is Bilal. Fess up! You even said it once.

[Muezzin]

:sl:

well i dont pay strangers :D and u shud knw cuz ur in it...

what do you do when some stranger asks for money?

ma'salamah

If that stranger is me, you pay them. Preferably in cash.

dude u knocked the 7 shades outa Minaz or sumin wheres he gone? lol

I've not beaten him up. I could though.

Nah, Minaz is just taking a break from internet forums and stuff in general. It's nothing personal.

1 man army here then eh....

Ain't that the truth.

And please take that depressing countdown off your sig, and put something good, like a dua request, in it's place!

Good idea. However, it is spelled "Its", without an apostrophe. With an apostrophe, it becomes a contraction of the words "it is".

Yeah, your name is Bilal. Fess up!

I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops.

You even said it once.

Fascinating. Care to provide some evidence for your claim?

Next!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

The guy who calls the azaan is called by my user name. And the Prophet (SAW)'s muezzin's name was the same as my real name.

Post #128

In this thread:
http://www.islamicboard.com/general-...user-name.html

:uhwhat

[Kittygyal]

:sl:
Because they are not smart enough to know what selfish means.

And please take that depressing countdown off your sig, and put something good, like a dua request, in it's place!
:w:

then why do i get people saying i am selfish and i need to stop that and stop being an attention seeker!! :cry:

[afriend2]

wOOt indeed. Go and make me some biryani.


I can make raita. And toast. And microwave pizza.

The list is endless - it includes the entire menu of Maryland Chicken!

Salaam,

I can't make biryani. My one comes out too mild! :cry:

And bhai....erm that isn't cooking........

Wassalam :peace:

P.S. Umm Shaheed...how do you remember all these threads!

[Fishman]

then why do i get people saying i am selfish and i need to stop that and stop being an attention seeker!! :cry:

:sl:
I don't think you are an attention-seeker, but to go on you need to be strong, which as a Muslim you should be able to do.

May Allah let you live a happy life, and when you die, let you intercede for your aunt and mother. Amin.
:w:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Lol I read through all of it recently.

Big up umm shaheed, braaaaapppp!!!:shade:

[Kittygyal]

:sl:
I don't think you are an attention-seeker, but to go on you need to be strong, which as a Muslim you should be able to do.

May Allah let you live a happy life, and when you die, let you intercede for your aunt and mother. Amin.
:w:

maybe i should just die for the sake of them!, :'(

why do i see people taking the mick out of me when i am in a wheelchair!

P.S don't joke around am serious!!

[Muezzin]

Post #128

In this thread:
http://www.islamicboard.com/general-...user-name.html

:uhwhat

What a good memory/search function you have!

then why do i get people saying i am selfish and i need to stop that and stop being an attention seeker!!

Maybe you should ask them. I'm not being 'funny', I'm being serious. You need to talk to these people. Us guys posting on this site don't know what's going through their heads.

Salaam,

I can't make biryani. My one comes out too mild!

I'm not too fussed. Send it in the post. :hiding:

And bhai....erm that isn't cooking........

Wassalam

Well, I can make raita which is sort of cooking. Look:

Except mine is much nicer than that. They haven't even put half a teaspoon of chilli powder in it.

Next!

P.S. Umm Shaheed...how do you remember all these threads!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Lol. I'm brilliant.:shade:

[Kittygyal]

Maybe you should ask them. I'm not being 'funny', I'm being serious. You need to talk to these people. Us guys posting on this site don't know what's going through their heads.

how can i talk to them people when they are against me! :'(

[Fishman]

maybe i should just die for the sake of them!, :'(

why do i see people taking the mick out of me when i am in a wheelchair!

P.S don't joke around am serious!!

:sl:
If you kill yourself you will never be able to see them, it's an awful sin that you can never repent for.

Please don't fail this test.
:w:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Muezzin. Why does that raita look soooo good? Did you put it up deliberately to make us hungry?????

[Muezzin]

how can i talk to them people when they are against me! :'(

Let me get this straight. You're ill and in a wheelchair, and people are calling you attention-seeking?

Now, I don't know your entire situation. Given what you have told me, however, I would think that such people are having a bout of raving lunacy.

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[Kittygyal]

why do people tend to break my heart? :cry:

[Muezzin]

Muezzin. Why does that raita look soooo good? Did you put it up deliberately to make us hungry?????

That and to prove I can make it.

Well, it's not really proof, but the last time I tried to send yoghurt through broadband, the NTL guy kicked my head in.

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[Kittygyal]

Let me get this straight. You're ill and in a wheelchair, and people are calling you attention-seeking?

Now, I don't know your entire situation. Given what you have told me, however, I would think that such people are having a bout of raving lunacy.

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well go to the thread on "i miss me mam" then you will understand :'(