Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Fishman]

why do people tend to break my heart? :cry:

:sl:
Because they don't understand what's going on properly.
:w:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Why does Fishman's fish look scarier than a camel spider. I don't like it.:(

[Muezzin]

Kittygyal, I've read the thread, I understand, and you have my sympathies and my prayers. I don't think this particular thread is the correct place to discuss such a serious matter, and discussing it here in this comical atmosphere might actually hurt your feelings even more.

[Kittygyal]

:sl:
Because they don't understand what's going on properly.
:w:

why is life sad? :cry:

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[Kittygyal]

Kittygal, I've read the thread, I understand, and you have my sympathies and my prayers. I don't think this particular thread is the correct place to discuss such a serious matter, and discussing it here in this comical atmosphere might actually hurt your feelings even more.

ok maybe i should go out from here then

[Fishman]

why is life sad? :cry:

:sl:
Life is not meant to be easy, it's a test. But whether you are happy or not is your choice. One of my teacher's friends had his face completely disfigured in a bus accident, but he was still happy, because of the honours that Allah (swt) will grant him in the hereafter. He may be stuck in a wheelchair with a face that people don't like now, but in the hereafter, insha'Allaah he will be raised up above the rest!
:w:

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

pay in cash hmmm let me see what i got...looks in ourse.... 2p its yours :D

next: do you know how to beat box?

ma'salamah

[Kittygyal]

how can i stop depressing my self?

[afriend2]

Salaam,

I don't like raita! :X ..... Please remove the picture!!
And bro, do you know who Sheikh Fee Fee is?


And Kittygyal, as everyone has said have sabr and make dhikr to Allah ta'ala inshAllah. If you don't want to be depressed, then try and block the thoughts that you are having!

Allah does not burden a soul beyond what He has given it, and Allah will grant ease after a hardship." (Al-Talaq 65:7)

Wassalam :peace:

[Sahabiyaat]

where the flip is brother minaz???

i think the atmosphere is more funnier wen u two have a go at each other :D

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

yeah i know i keep asking the same question whwre's minaz? would be nice if he answered some Q's ima write an essay when he's bak :D

which brings me to my next question: why u post a pic on raita tis nice with biriyani :p

ma'salamah

[Tania]

From my scientific series of questions follows:
Why the leafs never get tanned when they are under the sun action the whole day?

I think my brain is too relaxed:giggling:

[nafy]

Salaam

bro....got any ideas how i can make my parents trust me?

w/salaam

[Fishman]

:sl:
How can I convince world leaders of the validity of operation starry Night?
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

pay in cash hmmm let me see what i got...looks in ourse.... 2p its yours :D

Papa's got a brand new bag.

next: do you know how to beat box?

ma'salamah

Indeed I do know how to do that in real life, but it's really hard to spell it out phonetically. Kind of like Tarzan's yell and Arnie's second name.

how can i stop depressing my self?

Watch the Three Stooges, Charlie Chaplin and Laurel and Hardy. Guaranteed laughs!

Salaam,

I don't like raita! ..... Please remove the picture!!

I do like raita, this is my thread, and so the picture stays.

Booya!

And bro, do you know who Sheikh Fee Fee is?

No. But I have heard of this poodle called Fi Fi.

where the flip is brother minaz???

He's putting the Oompa Loompas through basic training.

i think the atmosphere is more funnier wen u two have a go at each other

Such is life.

yeah i know i keep asking the same question whwre's minaz?

No one knows.

Okay, that's a lie.

would be nice if he answered some Q's ima write an essay when he's bak

I'm sure he'll appreciate that and the mocking he will receive from me as a result. :)

which brings me to my next question: why u post a pic on raita tis nice with biriyani

Raita is nice with anything.

In fact, sometimes after I've finished my rice, I just put raita in the plate and eat that instead of a proper second helping. Delicious stuff.

From my scientific series of questions follows:
Why the leafs never get tanned when they are under the sun action the whole day?

I have no idea.

But Fishman might!

I think my brain is too relaxed

My physics teacher said that about me all the time...

Salaam

bro....got any ideas how i can make my parents trust me?

w/salaam

Think about why they don't trust you, and try to improve upon the behaviour that made them not trust you in the first place.

Alternatively, you could do a Forest Gump and buy them a box of chocolates.

How can I convince world leaders of the validity of operation starry Night?

Just say that Al-Qaeda are actually evil scaly aliens from 'outside space', as the Rugrats would say. That would sure make them want to keep an eye on the stars.

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

great you know how to beat box that's kool you soo fit in with the he script!! :D

nxt: do you support da sistahood?

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

great you know how to beat box that's kool you soo fit in with the he script!! :D

Erm.. okay.

nxt: do you support da sistahood?

ma'salamah

I don't know what 'da sistahood' is, so...

Next!

[afriend2]

I do like raita, this is my thread, and so the picture stays.

Booya!


No. But I have heard of this poodle called Fi Fi.

Salaam,

+o( @ raita!!!

And when you say oompa loompa, are you suggesting that bro Minaz is orange?? Or short? Or maybe both?

Wassalam :peace:

[Fishman]

:sl:
How do I convince the forum staff members of the validity of operation Starry Night?

And what happened to :brother: and :sister: ? At least we still have :coolbro:!
:w:

[Tania]

From what is made raita:?

[Kittygyal]

how do i get me nephew to leave me alone and stop yabbing on and on and saying "eat your dinner you will die" and everyone?

[Starseeker]

Don't you just Love this smiley?

[Fishman]

:sl:
What is raita?
:w:

[Kittygyal]

why is Fishman planning to go on a holdiay now? :'(

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

whats ur fave smiley :D

[Tania]

:sl:
What is raita?
:w:

Post 3819 page 255 from this thread. There you can see the picture:) Has chilli powder in it, i can see cucumber. Bro Muezzin likes it and can cook it. I just read it : its made from yogurt.

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

How can you not know sheikh fee fee?:'(

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

nxt: who's sheikh fee fee? aannnd are you studying law?

ma'salamah

[Sahabiyaat]

the cucumbers and tomatoes are far too big in that raita
and oh yes, we have that exact glass bowl thingy shown in the pic, i'm just sure of it.....

[nafy]

Salaamz :)

Think about why they don't trust you, and try to improve upon the behaviour that made them not trust you in the first place.

Alternatively, you could do a Forest Gump and buy them a box of chocolates.

lol bro i aint dun anyfin lyk dat...!!! they jst think if they let me do certain things i wud do sumfin rong...wen i know maself dat i wudnt!! den y cant they trust me???? :grumbling

w/salaaaaaaaam :D

[IceQueen~]

hmm anyone wondered why this thread is one of the best masha allah?
(it always cheers me up)

[Mujahidah4Allah]

you're online r u ever gonna reply? :uhwhat

ma'salamah

[afriend2]

Salaam,

How can I get an illegal immigrant here?

Wassalam :peace:

[H4RUN]

^
do what i did, just buy a skateboard and come here :D
:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.
how do i catch a fish??
w.salam

[Muezzin]

:sl:
How do I convince the forum staff members of the validity of operation Starry Night?

Send Sir Patrick Moore round for tea and biscuits.

And what happened to :brother: and :sister: ? At least we still have :coolbro:!
:w:

I'm not entirely sure. Maybe they were too fitnah-inducing.

From what is made raita

I use yoghurt, boondi (I don't know how to describe these things - they kind of look like Rice Crispies I suppose), half a teaspoon of salt and chilli powder, maybe some milk if the raita is too thick, and when I'm in a good mood I chuck some chopped cucumbers and tomatoes in there too.

how do i get me nephew to leave me alone and stop yabbing on and on and saying "eat your dinner you will die" and everyone?

Erm... by eating?

Don't you just Love this smiley?

It scared me so much that I couldn't bear to repeat it here. On the other hand, it kind of looks like the female Gremlin from Gremlins 2.

What is raita?

The lifeblood of the universe. Plus, it's really nice with biryani.

why is Fishman planning to go on a holdiay now?

PM him and you shall learn.

whats ur fave smiley

This: :beard:

It's like a hitchiking Osama Bin Laden. Priceless.

How can you not know sheikh fee fee?

Never met him. Sheikh Shabbir Ally is awesome though.

nxt: who's sheikh fee fee?

I dunno.

aannnd are you studying law?

Indeed I am.

the cucumbers and tomatoes are far too big in that raita
and oh yes, we have that exact glass bowl thingy shown in the pic, i'm just sure of it.....

Your house wasn't broken into this morning by any chance was it?

Salaamz

lol bro i aint dun anyfin lyk dat...!!! they jst think if they let me do certain things i wud do sumfin rong...wen i know maself dat i wudnt!! den y cant they trust me????

Have you tried discussing it with them in a non-adversarial manner?

hmm anyone wondered why this thread is one of the best masha allah?
(it always cheers me up)

Obviously because of its host.

I'm kidding. Minaz ain't that 'charming'.

But seriously, I don't even know. Minaz and I intended this to be a funny, lighthearted thread, and that's what it is most of the time, thanks to the excellent questions you participants provide us.

you're online r u ever gonna reply?

ma'salamah

Voila. One reply.

Salaam,

How can I get an illegal immigrant here?

Got a lorry?

salam.
how do i catch a fish??

Let Captain Birdseye do it for you, of course.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

Erm... by eating?

PM him and you shall learn.


Let Captain Birdseye do it for you, of course.

Next!

salam.

eating i do now.
P'M him oh you want me to get told off right?
captain birdseye no way i have to learn myself!
w.salam

[IceQueen~]

aww this thwead is sho shweet.. :wub:

[Muezzin]

salam.

eating i do now.

Good stuff.

P'M him oh you want me to get told off right?

Nope. I told you, members of the opposite sex are allowed to PM each other, but such conversations are monitored. Just make sure you are not in contact with him for a prolonged period, and that you're talking about polite topics, and you won't get in trouble.

captain birdseye no way i have to learn myself!
w.salam

I don't know how to fish. I'm a city boy.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

Good stuff.


Nope. I told you, members of the opposite sex are allowed to PM each other, but such conversations are monitored. Just make sure you are not in contact with him for a prolonged period, and that you're talking about polite topics, and you won't get in trouble.


I don't know how to fish. I'm a city boy.

Next!

salam.
eh opposite genders are NOT allowed thats what i heard now they are but with good stuff humm hilarious never mind but he's gone now so no need for help :cry:

oh also your a city boy i see maybe you should go to MARS then hehe
w.salam

[Muezzin]

salam.
eh opposite genders are NOT allowed thats what i heard now they are but with good stuff humm hilarious never mind but he's gone now so no need for help :cry:

Um... Okay.

oh also your a city boy i see maybe you should go to MARS then hehe
w.salam

I don't get it.

But anyway, next!

[Kittygyal]

Um... Okay.


I don't get it.

But anyway, next!

slam.
am mashing your thread maybe i gothca p'm you then :uuh:
i was saying maybe you should go to mars then cause you said your a city boy so go to mars && then you will be a marsbar hehehe ;D never mind lil brains not in function i see al guuuuuurd.
w.salam

[Mujahidah4Allah]

omg this is soo kool so u can beat box, you study law, this is so kool u so fit into the script perfectly... :D :happy:

nxt: would you ever tell Far7an to wash your sock monkeys :p and if you left a court room and was offered to leave in a jeep limo would you? :D

ma'salamah

[IceQueen~]

this forum is an addiction... how do i pull myself away to go to bed...?

[Kittygyal]

salam.
would you go to the nowhere land with your Godzila??
w.salam

[Mujahidah4Allah]

i have to rate you bro every post i see of yours makes me laugh i know where to come when i'm feelin down :D

so erm i forgot where's minaz again?

ma'salamah

[Kittygyal]

salam.

do you hate cats? if yes why?!

w.salam

[Mujahidah4Allah]

dont you ever get mental replying to all these questions? ^o)

ma'salamah

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Hey Muezzin. Have you heard from Pete the weird lollypop man?

[F.Y.]

Brother, why do you think some people just forget about you and don't write to you anymore once they find somebody else to hang around with?

[Kittygyal]

lol if tht wud hv been the case... i wudnt hv had abt 3500 PMs in my inbox :uhwhat :offended:

salam.
hehe, percisly your the MOD so am sure opposite genders acn p'm the mod right anyway no need to get offended right? :)
w.salam

[Mujahidah4Allah]

nxt:how can i get bak at alpha dude and lolwater?

ma'salamah

[Mujahidah4Allah]

how do i get waterboy to leave me alone :rant:
ur studyin law help me :D

ma'salamah

[nafy]

Salaam

y dus tym move so slow at tymz?

w/salaam

[Ameeratul Layl]

Salaam

y dus tym move so slow at tymz?

w/salaam

:sl:
Turn the clock forward if it irritates you that much.
:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.

where is Minaz??

w.salam

[Mujahidah4Allah]

nxt: muzi can i called u that okay thanx i knew u'd say yeh :D so ermmm wen ur online y dnt u reply?

ma'salamah

[Kittygyal]

salam.

how do i get rid of people whom pest me? :(

w.salam

[H4RUN]

:sl:
right u need PROPER questions here!!!
breder! i have 2 sak u this, the most important Q u will even answer....
u eva beeen chased by uncle jeeeez through your town? ;D;D....u drank 2 much juice and ate tooo many biscuits from der house when dey offered u? LoL :p:p
:w:

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

wait i gots a Q u knw the ppl i plan revenge for can YOU get em bak 4 me cuz i wont be able to u see as told on ma siggy :D

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

omg this is soo kool so u can beat box, you study law, this is so kool u so fit into the script perfectly... :D :happy:

Cool.

nxt: would you ever tell Far7an to wash your sock monkeys :p and if you left a court room and was offered to leave in a jeep limo would you? :D

ma'salamah

Anything beats walking.

Well, except flying on a broomstick.

this forum is an addiction... how do i pull myself away to go to bed...?

Lock your computer away in a shed. A shed full of arthritic midgets.

salam.
would you go to the nowhere land with your Godzila??

Heh, that sounds like a question the BNP would ask me.

so erm i forgot where's minaz again?

Babysitting.

do you hate cats? if yes why?!

On the contrary, I love cats. It's dogs I don't like.

dont you ever get mental replying to all these questions?

Did it really take you this long to notice?

Hey Muezzin. Have you heard from Pete the weird lollypop man?

Well, I'm heading out early tomorrow so I might see him.

Then again, he might be in prison.

What? It's possible.

Brother, why do you think some people just forget about you and don't write to you anymore once they find somebody else to hang around with?

Because they have the soul of a Pringle?

nxt:how can i get bak at alpha dude and lolwater?

Eh?

how do i get waterboy to leave me alone
ur studyin law help me

I don't know what you're talking about, but I agree completely.

y dus tym move so slow at tymz?

Because your mind is telling your body that it wants to play Donkey Kong.

where is Minaz??

What is the Matrix?

nxt: muzi can i called u that okay thanx i knew u'd say yeh so ermmm wen ur online y dnt u reply?

Mod business and/or laziness.

how do i get rid of people whom pest me?

Tell 'em to clear off or you'll shoot them.

Of course, this is on the assumption that you don't mind potentially serving jail time.

right u need PROPER questions here!!!
breder! i have 2 sak u this, the most important Q u will even answer....
u eva beeen chased by uncle jeeeez through your town? ....u drank 2 much juice and ate tooo many biscuits from der house when dey offered u? LoL

Let's get one thing straight here - I'm the one doing the chasing.

wait i gots a Q u knw the ppl i plan revenge for can YOU get em bak 4 me cuz i wont be able to u see as told on ma siggy

I suck at revenge. Especially when I don't know what I'm avenging.

Anyway, next!

[H4RUN]

:sl:
LoooooooooooooooL 'you do the chasing' goood one Rofl!!! so erm u can be the uncle jee yeh lol
:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.
what is Matrix you tell me cause i asked where Minz?
i don't wana get done for crime!
good to hear you like cats!
huh! BNP no way thats not a question like that mate!
w.slama

[Tania]

I have noticed today the sparrows are not walking , they can only jump and fly off course. I really can understand how they don't have an headache.:?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

hmmm u need training off the sistahood on how to take revenge *evil* [this laf shud work here] hmm so ur kinda mental then since ur answering all thses questions? and kool u leave in a jeep limo in the script sorry no broom sticks...


nxt: wens pixie gonna post up the script?

ma'salamah

[Tania]

I ate my first raita this morning and i liked it. I think i just found out a new breakfast for me :)

[IceQueen~]

how do you kick someones' butt when you're mad at em?

[Kittygyal]

salam.
what shall i do when people are scared of cats? :offended:
w.salam

P.S it really upsets me cause there only cats they don't bite nor they hurt unless WE hurt them!

[H4RUN]

how do you kick someones' butt when you're mad at em?

:sl:
aim and kick i guess :giggling:
:w:
ps. or tell the uncle jeeeees that they've been following u....lol they always seem to have hard sandals on, so erm good luck 2 your victim, they'll need it with the uncles on the loose ;D

[Sunflower]

salam.
what shall i do when people are scared of cats? :offended:
w.salam

P.S it really upstes me cause there only cats they don't bite nor they hurt unless WE hurt them!

stick them in a room where theres a load of cats and look them in...sooner or later they will hve to calm down as they cant stay in a panicked state for ever and they will see that cats are not too bad:giggling:

[Kittygyal]

stick them in a room where theres a load of cats and look them in...sooner or later they will hve to calm down as they cant stay in a panicked state for ever and they will see that cats are not too bad:giggling:

salam.
they might do a crime to my cats so best of all let them be scared i suppose.
w.salam

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Who on earth is lolwater? Do they mean lolwatever?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

waterboy aka lolwater aka lolwatever :uhwhat [muzi i'm helping u out here dont ban me thanx]

ma'salamah

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Why did his name get changed to lolwater?:?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

ask zAk, he likes water and waterfalls... :uhwhat [ muzi i'm helping u again plz dont ban me thanx]

ma'salamah

[The Ruler]

how do i calm my nerves wid ma GCSEs 10 months away :-\

[Fishman]

:sl:
Is biting LI okay?
:w:

[Al-Zaara]

Why did his name get changed to lolwater?:?

Brother zÂk was having fun... :okay:

Anyways, to the questions!

Are you studying law? :?

Do you still wake up in time on Monday mornings?

Have you ever thought about changing your username? If yes, then to what?

I've changed my username recently. You know who I am? (Don't cheat and ask around)

:D

:w:

[The Ruler]

Are you studying law? :?

Do you still wake up in time on Monday mornings?

Have you ever thought about changing your username? If yes, then to what?

I've changed my username recently. You know who I am? (Don't cheat and ask around)

:uuh: wasnt dis a sorta consellin post wer we laugh at all de soultions dat de LI's comideans cum up wid :uuh:

:w:

[Fishman]

:sl:
Do you think that my sig makes a good tribute to the wonderful food that is LI?
:w:

[Al-Zaara]

:uuh: wasnt dis a sorta consellin post wer we laugh at all de soultions dat de LI's comideans cum up wid :uuh:

:w:

LOL :rollseyes :D Yes, it is, but I had to ask those "serious" questions, 'cause I've been wondering... :happy:

[Mujahidah4Allah]

al zaara ~muezzin is studying law lol ia skd this b4 [p.s. muzi i'm helping u dnt warn me thanx]

ma'salamah

[Al-Zaara]

al zaara ~muezzin is studying law lol ia skd this b4 [p.s. muzi i'm helping u dnt warn me thanx]

ma'salamah

OK, didn't know!! :D Thanx sis!!! :D (don't hurt her muezzin lol ;D )

[Tania]

When you will have time to teach the vb bulletin programme to count?:? I am 100% sure i was at 880 posts and now i can see only 874.

[Muezzin]

I have noticed today the sparrows are not walking , they can only jump and fly off course. I really can understand how they don't have an headache.:?

They must have GPS.

nxt: wens pixie gonna post up the script?

Wouldn't Pixie be the best person to ask? Failing that, you could ask, say, a leprechaun.

I ate my first raita this morning and i liked it. I think i just found out a new breakfast for me

Good for you!

Just for the record though, raita and rice krispies aren't the same thing. It's just that raita looks like rice krispies to me. But I'm weird.

how do you kick someones' butt when you're mad at em?

salam.
what shall i do when people are scared of cats?
w.salam

P.S it really upsets me cause there only cats they don't bite nor they hurt unless WE hurt them!

Sounds to me like you need to get in touch with Catwoman. I'd be able to get in touch with her if she in fact existed.

Or you could just keep your cats away from them. Or else, feed them to your cats. But that's not solving the problem.

Hmm...

Ask them to go and read some Garfield comics and see if they're still scared.

Who on earth is lolwater? Do they mean lolwatever?

Lolwater is like gripe water, but it makes you laugh and yet is non-alcoholic.

Why did his name get changed to lolwater?

The zAk Attack.

how do i calm my nerves wid ma GCSEs 10 months away

10 months away?! I don't think you should need your nerves calming - they're still ages away. Don't panic this early or it could affect your learning. Make sure you do your work, but have some time to yourself and your family where you just relax.

Is biting LI okay?

Not only is it okay, it's also endorsed by George Foreman.

Are you studying law?

Yep.

Do you still wake up in time on Monday mornings?

It's still the holidays.

Have you ever thought about changing your username? If yes, then to what?

I don't think I'd ever change my username. But Shaved Wookiee would be fun on a Star Wars forum.

I've changed my username recently. You know who I am? (Don't cheat and ask around)

Um...

zAk?

Do you think that my sig makes a good tribute to the wonderful food that is LI?

Indeed it does. It looks good enough to eat.

When you will have time to teach the vb bulletin programme to count? I am 100% sure i was at 880 posts and now i can see only 874.

Some of your posts may well have been deleted. It happens, nothing to worry about.

Next!

[*noor]

how can i do 34 hours worth of studying in 2 days??? with time for other things??

[The Ruler]

salam...

10 months away?! I don't think you should need your nerves calming - they're still ages away. Don't panic this early or it could affect your learning. Make sure you do your work, but have some time to yourself and your family where you just relax.

i got a whole buch o course wrk ta do n re-drafts ta hand in...n books ta read....wt am i gonna do???????????

wassalam

[Tania]

You don't think the gps should be removed from our lifes:? I just heard on tv, couple of days ago, the system is used by husbands to check up where exactly is the beloved wife. They even got one wife on the wrong foot :-[

[Muezzin]

how can i do 34 hours worth of studying in 2 days??? with time for other things??

salam...

i got a whole buch o course wrk ta do n re-drafts ta hand in...n books ta read....wt am i gonna do???????????

wassalam

Break the work into manageable chunks and work through steadily. Keep your cool and don't panic, and you should be fine.

You don't think the gps should be removed from our lifes I just heard on tv, couple of days ago, the system is used by husbands to check up where exactly is the beloved wife. They even got one wife on the wrong foot

Oops.

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

tis boring... i got so much stuff to take to jamia do you think it's gonna fit in the car? :D

who r you?

what r you?

sorry had 2 ask stupid Q's but these will be the last of my Q's until well allahu A3alam...

ma'salamah

[The Ruler]

tis boring... i got so much stuff to take to jamia do you think it's gonna fit in the car? :D

im jus tryin ta help u out ere bro...dnt nt appreciate it :uuh:

:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.

what is the best thing to eat right now when your hungry but don't know what to eat? humm

w.salam

[The Ruler]

:sl:

^ an easy n healthy solution sis...:D

enjoy!! :)

:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.

why is my lil sis doing the job it should be Muezieen or Minaz init?

w.salam

P.S sis your gonnag get warned just some advice stop it :)

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sdark crystal trying to take my job ur a trainee muzi okay!! next: whats next?

ma'salamah

[Al-Zaara]

If your teacher is being stupid, what should you do? :?

[F.Y.]

What did you like best about Steve Irwin? :cry:

[The Ruler]

it sumtyms makes me wonda wetha bro muzi n minaz stil v der jobs as 'master o monday mornins' :? :?

:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.

where are you?

w.salam

[------]

If u dont wna go colij, what excuse do u make?

[Muezzin]

tis boring... i got so much stuff to take to jamia do you think it's gonna fit in the car? :D

You're female. Females need a caravan to carry their luggage.

And that's just their shoes.

who r you?

My username tells all.

what r you?

A human male.

sorry had 2 ask stupid Q's but these will be the last of my Q's until well allahu A3alam...

ma'salamah

Okay.

salam.

what is the best thing to eat right now when your hungry but don't know what to eat? humm

Cheesestrings.

If your teacher is being stupid, what should you do?

Define 'stupid', or slap them with a wet fish.

What did you like best about Steve Irwin?

One word: 'Crikey'

it sumtyms makes me wonda wetha bro muzi n minaz stil v der jobs as 'master o monday mornins'

You're lucky I have trouble reading text speak.

salam.

where are you?

Earth.

If u dont wna go colij, what excuse do u make?

That I can't spell 'college' ?

Next!

[------]

How do u stop glaring at the teacher when he's talking a load of ... ?

[Muezzin]

How do u stop glaring at the teacher when he's talking a load of ... ?

Close your eyes?

What exactly was he saying? If he was talking a load of... nonsensical... politics or sociology, I'd put him right there and then.

And if I couldn't, I'd whip that wet fish right out of my bag.

Next!

[nafy]

Salaam

am i goin mental? lol

w/salaam :)

[TEH]

Dear Muezzin and Minaz,

I know a masha allah amazing German chick, and I would like to marry her. My mum however refuses, and wishes me to marry inside my culture, what should I do?

Yours truly, with lots of love...

;)

[Tania]

Why the children can't communicate with their parents:?

[TEH]

Why the children can't communicate with their parents:?

Alright, it was a joke...I was hypothetically...Muslims usually can speak to their parents surprisngly enough...

But Muezzin and Minaz if you please, my good sirs... :D

[Tania]

Alright, it was a joke...I was hypothetically...Muslims usually can speak to their parents surprisngly enough...

But Muezzin and Minaz if you please, my good sirs... :D

I said children ,not muslim children :-[
I really like the hypothetically questions :-[
Why the culture is so important for asian people:?

[TEH]

Do you really..

Because they wish not to threaten their 'purity'? But then again, who said Im asian..

AND LET MINAZ AND MUEZZIN ANSWER... :eek:

[Kittygyal]

salam.

where is MInaz??

w.salam

[The Ruler]

salam.

where is MInaz??

w.salam

proly lost in de middle o nower :?

hmm...bro muzi why do you have problems with reading text speak when in the 'slang lingo' thread you did type it and i guess you read it too right??

:w:

[afriend2]

Salaam,

Where is my PFC? I think Muezzin and Minaz should pitch in and buy me some...cos I got my Stats GCSE back and I got an A mashAllah!

Oh yeah...and everyone please make du'a that my coming GCSEs go well to! JazakAllah in advance :)
Wassalam :peace:

[Fishman]

:sl:
What would happen if I ate LI?
:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why do peeps say to me that am stubborn!!!!!!! :'(

w.salam

[------]

Why do people come up with the most weird question ever?!

[Fishman]

:sl:
Is :D actually the Terminator in disguise?
:w:

[The Ruler]

:sl:

u got ne tips 4 basketball games??

:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why isn't Muzzy answering?
w.salam

[...]

He's probably too busy trying to take overthe world.... :p

[Muezzin]

Salaam

am i goin mental? lol

w/salaam :)

Is the sky peeling away like the layers of an onion?

If so, you're fine, that's what everyone sees.

At least that's what I've heard.

Dear Muezzin and Minaz,

I know a masha allah amazing German chick, and I would like to marry her. My mum however refuses, and wishes me to marry inside my culture, what should I do?

The only way around this without lying to your mother involves either eloping or your future bride wearing brown face paint and speaking with an Indo-Pakistani accent. I hope you've got a lot of Goodness Gracious Me episodes to show her.

And if you're not Asian, how do you explain this picture...? :p

Yours truly, with lots of love...

Save your love for Gertrude, man.

Why the children can't communicate with their parents

Because tantrums never get old. Ask any teenager!

salam.

where is MInaz??

Standing atop the clocktower and doing Tarzan impressions.

Well, he might be.

hmm...bro muzi why do you have problems with reading text speak when in the 'slang lingo' thread you did type it and i guess you read it too right??

I can read it, I just think it makes people sound stupid. I only know one person who sounds... not-stupid when they use text speak. But they're the exception, not the rule.

Salaam,

Where is my PFC? I think Muezzin and Minaz should pitch in and buy me some...cos I got my Stats GCSE back and I got an A mashAllah!

What's a PFC? Does it involve chicken?

Oh yeah...and everyone please make du'a that my coming GCSEs go well to! JazakAllah in advance

Will do inshallah.

What would happen if I ate LI?

You'd cause a paradox that propels you into the consciousness of the universe. Still, there's always Snickers.

salam.
why do peeps say to me that am stubborn!!!!!!!

Maybe you are strong-willed.

Why do people come up with the most weird question ever?!

They think I'm being paid for this, maybe.

Is :D actually the Terminator in disguise?

Did he say he'd be back?

u got ne tips 4 basketball games??

Use your hands, grow tall, become black.

Hey, it works for boxing.

salam.
why isn't Muzzy answering?

I'm on a perma-tea break. Minus tea.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

salam.
can i take over Minaz Job pleaseeeeeeeeeee? :D
w.salam

[Muezzin]

salam.
can i take over Minaz Job pleaseeeeeeeeeee? :D
w.salam

Nope.

You can however donate generously to the 'Bring Back Minaz' fund*

Next!

*all proceeds will be transferred by direct debit to, well, me. Don't let that put you off.

[Kittygyal]

salam.
okay i will donate but will you let me take over Mizy's Job?? :D
w.salam

*STOP BEING GREEDY FOR OTHER PEOPLES MONEY THATS IT YOUR DONE ME GONNA CALL 999!*

[afriend2]

What's a PFC? Does it involve chicken?

Salaam,

Don't you get PFC in Leicster? :uuh: And it stands for Perfect Fried Chicken....it's better than KFC because it's halaal!

Wassalam :peace:

[piXie]

how do u get motto to go on a diet, and sukoo to go off a diet ?

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why do "some" people copy me for ?? :X
w.salam

[Tania]

salam.
why do "some" people copy me for ?? :X
w.salam

i think the whole copy thing began with a fat mouse, your cat is fat and from here was only a small step :giggling:

[Kittygyal]

i think the whole copy thing began with a fat mouse, your cat is fat and from here was only a small step :giggling:

salam.
what!!! :offended: :offended: :offended: :cry: :cry:
w.salam

[Tania]

I didn't want to :offended: i just like the two avatars:

[Kittygyal]

I didn't want to :offended: i just like the two avatars:

salam.
okay forgive && forget inshallah :)

Question Muzzy: where are most of the people from LI gone? :rollseyes
w.salam

[The Ruler]

:sl:

Use your hands, grow tall, become black.

de second two r impossible ovr 1 day ^o)

I can read it, I just think it makes people sound stupid. I only know one person who sounds... not-stupid when they use text speak. But they're the exception, not the rule.

how duz it make em sound stupid :? :?...it sounds de same relly...
can i b aded 2 de xception list...pweeeezzz :D:D:D:D

:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why is this thread dead for?
w.salam

[------]

How interesting do you find I.C.T?

[AvarAllahNoor]

What if you like the neighbours dog biting chunks out ya left buttock, what then?

[AvarAllahNoor]

sis, i dnt rememba but was it evr alive :? :?

:w:

LOL - Love the picture sis!

[Helena]

bro muezzin u dnt wot PFC is.....u kidding....

in da east end....its known as perfect fried chicken...or even called HFC..meaning halaal fried chicken......it involves chicken and chips, hot-wings, donner kebab, doner roll..burgers and stuff......i love my junkfood.....

[Muezzin]

salam.
okay forgive && forget inshallah :)

Question Muzzy: where are most of the people from LI gone? :rollseyes
w.salam

To the centre of the universe AKA Butlins.

de second two r impossible ovr 1 day

Where there's a will there's a way. Find some stilts and some face paint and you're halfway there.

how duz it make em sound stupid ...it sounds de same relly...

Nah, to me it sounds stupid because it displays the most appalling spelling and grammar this side of nursery school - and kids are still learning, so they're not stupid.

can i b aded 2 de xception list...pweeeezzz

Let me think...

Nope.

salam.
why is this thread dead for?

Kerry did it.

How interesting do you find I.C.T?

About as interesting as any other doss lesson in which my mate Naeem ties a scarf round his head to look like Rambo, and Jagdish comes out with barmy one-liners. Good times.

What if you like the neighbours dog biting chunks out ya left buttock, what then?

In the words of Obi-Wan Kenobi: 'Then you are lost!'

bro muezzin u dnt wot PFC is.....u kidding....

I do now. In Leicester the halal chicken places are called Maryland Chicken and Dixy Chicken.

in da east end....its known as perfect fried chicken...or even called HFC..meaning halaal fried chicken......it involves chicken and chips, hot-wings, donner kebab, doner roll..burgers and stuff......i love my junkfood.....

That's nice.

Next!

[Helena]

maryland chicken...u kidding.......thats sounds funny.....

theres dixie here aswell.....i love that too.....my fav place....and chicken hut...

[------]

What subjects did u take in college...? If u ever went college that is!

[Muezzin]

What subjects did u take in college...? If u ever went college that is!

AS: English Literature, ICT, History and Law

A2: English Literature, ICT and Law

Next!

[Helena]

guess wot PS3 is postponed to nxt ere apparantley it was meant to cum out this nov...but theres delay.......did u knw that.....

[Kittygyal]

salam.
i bet Kerry did it!!
why do you laugh at you own jokes when there NOT funny && why do you act funny? :D answer that mate! :D
w.salam

[Muezzin]

guess wot PS3 is postponed to nxt ere apparantley it was meant to cum out this nov...but theres delay.......did u knw that.....

Yeah, it sucks. On the plus side, maybe Sony are putting in more man-hours to make the machine walk the walk - I mean, it already looks like a grill, so what's the next logical step?

salam.
i bet Kerry did it!!
why do you laugh at you own jokes when there NOT funny && why do you act funny? answer that mate!
w.salam

I laugh at my own jokes? Well, I suppose I write things here that I find funny. If I'd laugh at it, maybe someone else would. As for 'acting funny'... I'm just acting like me.

Which means I have the soul of a clown.

But clowns scared me as a child.

...

Do any of you know any good psychiatrists?

Anyway, next!

[Tania]

I found the face of clowns rather scarry than funny :hmm:
Why the policeman have to make gestures in crossroads when the traffic lights are on. Everyone can understand what means the red and green light, right:rollseyes

[The Ruler]

:sl:

wt do u do wen u feel lyk slappin ur sis in front o ur m8s :anger:

:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.
waht can you do when you see nephews on LI && chandoos :X *haroon is going to kill moii)
w.salam

[H4RUN]

:sl:
right serious 1 here lol..what to do when drunk females start 2 say HELLOOO ryt infront of ur face and start waving...i mean comon i aint blind!! should i have cracked them loll SMAK BANG WALLOP!!!!:D
:w:

[------]

Do any of you know any good psychiatrists?

Ent we supposed 2 be askin the questions?

[The Ruler]

:sl:

[S]wt wud appen if al o a suden muzi disappears[/S]

:w:

[------]

[BANANA]Every1 wud celebrate :D[/BANANA]

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:salamext:

muezzin who shot minaz? man dont even try saying he didnt get shot, as if anything else could keep him away from LI :p

:wasalamex



WAS IT YOU :eek: LOL U JELOUS DUDE :p

[H4RUN]

:sl:
i remember u sayin u haven't beaten up Minaz but u can ;D
does that still aply now? :p cos like he's been out of action 4 tiiiime..
:w:

[nafy]

Salaamz ppl...long tym no see hehe ;)

broooooooooooooooooo how da heck shall i keep up wid doin 4 A levels?! *confused face* lol ;D

w/salaam :) tc

[------]

How do u ask sum1 something when ur afraid that they'll shout at u or not talk to u?

[The Ruler]

:sl:

y is dis thread sumtyms slow n sumtyms fast :?

:w:

[Fishman]

:sl:
Can I eat my money?
:w:

[------]

If its chocolate.

[The Ruler]

:sl:

y do peeps get hungry at tyms n sumtyms can liv widout eatin all day :? :?

:w:

[------]

bHAI'S WHERE R YA?!

[Fishman]

:sl:
May I say cheese over and over again?
:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:
May I say cheese over and over again?
:w:

u fat man ;D

[------]

Why are some people sensitive?

And where r u bhai muezzin?!

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why am i left out for things && behind with news? :'(
w.salam

P.S AM NOT JOKING SO DON'T GIVE ME THEM JOKES!

[Muezzin]

:sl:

[S]wt wud appen if al o a suden muzi disappears[/S]

:w:

I do that all the time. It's a talent. Life goes on. It's a little bit depressing, but not when you realise you can steal things without people seeing. Tee hee.

I do not condone stealing.

muezzin who shot minaz? man dont even try saying he didnt get shot, as if anything else could keep him away from LI

He's not been shot for one thing. For another thing, a lot of things could keep him away from LI. I'd prefer to let him explain though, because if I did it on his behalf everyone would misunderstand and hate him and give me a headache.

WAS IT YOU LOL U JELOUS DUDE

It's the same guy who shot J.R. Remember 'Dallas'? Its theme tune went like this - dum, DUM, der-der-der-dum-dum, dum, DUM, dum, dee dee dee... oh sod it.

i remember u sayin u haven't beaten up Minaz but u can
does that still aply now? cos like he's been out of action 4 tiiiime..

See above.

And yes, I could beat him up. :p

Salaamz ppl...long tym no see hehe

broooooooooooooooooo how da heck shall i keep up wid doin 4 A levels?! *confused face* lol

w/salaam tc

4 A levels, or 4 AS levels? If it's just AS, you can drop one in the second year. If you are in the second year... I don't have a clue. Er... Work hard!

How do u ask sum1 something when ur afraid that they'll shout at u or not talk to u?

Tape their mouth shut.

y is dis thread sumtyms slow n sumtyms fast

It's like the Matrix, but not as green.

Can I eat my money?

You could give it to me.

y do peeps get hungry at tyms n sumtyms can liv widout eatin all day

Too much David Blaine.

bHAI'S WHERE R YA?!

Trying to climb into a tin of beans.

May I say cheese over and over again?

Indeed. Now all I need is your credit card number.

Why are some people sensitive?

They must have forgotten to moisturise.

And where r u bhai muezzin?!

Bad news is I can't fit inside a tin of beans. Good news is I can still eat the contents.

salam.
why am i left out for things && behind with news?
w.salam

Get a newspaper, girl.

P.S AM NOT JOKING SO DON'T GIVE ME THEM JOKES!

Well, this is a jokey thread. Serious queries belong in cyber counselling.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

salam.
LMAO!! Akhi abouttime you came out of your shell ;D

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kittygyal
salam.
why am i left out for things && behind with news?
w.salam

Get a newspaper, girl.


Quote:
P.S AM NOT JOKING SO DON'T GIVE ME THEM JOKES!

Well, this is a jokey thread. Serious queries belong in cyber counselling

you want a gyal to fetch a newspaper nah i'll let you do that :X oh Cyber Counsiling had enough now! haha

w.salam

[Salah ad-din]

Masters of Magic? Cool - http://z9.invisionfree.com/Love_For_...?showtopic=248

[Muezzin]

Jazakallah for the link.

We weren't being serious you understand. :)

Next!

[Salah ad-din]

Anytime caller of the Ahdan! :)

[------]

Hmmm....Why is life so............?!

[Muezzin]

I don't know why life is like a row of fullstops and a question mark. On the other hand, it's ramadan so all is good.

Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^
LoL
LoL
LoL
;D


muezzin u plannin on goin for the sawm dawud after ramadan :coolious:

[Muezzin]

muezzin u plannin on goin for the sawm dawud after ramadan :coolious:

Inshallah.

If I can get up on time.

Next!

[Pk_#2]

AsalamuAlaykum,

wasup brothers? (muzzy&Minzy)

urm...how ya get rid of nits?

neva goin on hol agen!!

I can feel em reproducin...

Argh!!

btw H&S dint work lol

[Nawal89]

I havent been here in ages....

everything ok?

Theres a dead crab at the bottom of my pool. Can i still swim in it or is it now toxic? Its nasty i tell you.
And what do i do when ppl keep begging for my money which i have but dont want to give? (keep in mind they dont understand the word no)

wassalam :D

[Kittygyal]

salam.
where is Minaz gone?
w.salam

[------]

I don't know why life is like a row of fullstops and a question mark.

Ok.... :-\ .... LOL! ;D

Yeh... where is minaz bhai?

[Kittygyal]

salam.
how's your Ramdhan going && also how's your baboons?? :D :D
w.salam

[The Ruler]

:sl:

waddyu do wen derz a spida in ur rum n u cant sleep at nyt :-\

:w:

[Hijaabi22]

jeez does this thread still exist

[IbnAbdulHakim]

how do i stop the hulk from appearing during ramadan :?

people keep smokin around me man :grumbling

[Kittygyal]

salam.
are you remembering the Ummah in your Pious Du3'ah?? :X
i hope you haven't flushed Minaz Akhi down the toilet
w.salam

[muzna]

people keep smoking around me too... :(

[The Ruler]

:sl:

dis thread exists ayt but de creators dnt xist nemor...wel das wt appens naturally ryt :D:D:D....der creations r ruld by de odas livin den ;D

:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

dis thread exists ayt but de creators dnt xist nemor...wel das wt appens naturally ryt :D:D:D....der creations r ruld by de odas livin den ;D

:w:

Don't count on it.

Inshallah, I'll answer all your questions soon. Iftari time!

[Fishman]

:sl:
What do you do if:

• Your non-Muslim father say that kufis are for girls?
• Your friend says he copyrighted his name and demands money each time you say it?

:w:

[Muezzin]

AsalamuAlaykum,

wasup brothers? (muzzy&Minzy)

The sky.

urm...how ya get rid of nits?

There's this special cream/mousse thing.

And if that doesn't work, you could always use my favourite solution:

neva goin on hol agen!!

I can feel em reproducin...

Argh!!

btw H&S dint work lol

The above will succeed where all others fail.

Note: You must be comfortable with baldness and potential third-degree burns.

I havent been here in ages....

I don't blame you.

Only joking.

everything ok?

Meh, so-so. World Affairs is a female dog, but what's new?

Theres a dead crab at the bottom of my pool. Can i still swim in it or is it now toxic? Its nasty i tell you.

Remove the crab with a big stick and um... pump plenty of chlorine in to the pool.

And what do i do when ppl keep begging for my money which i have but dont want to give? (keep in mind they dont understand the word no)

wassalam

Just walk off. Alternatively, you could slap them, but that's actually a crime.

salam.
where is Minaz gone?
w.salam

To the barbers.

how's your Ramdhan going && also how's your baboons??

Alhumdulillah, Ramadhan's going okay. And I have baboons?! :?

waddyu do wen derz a spida in ur rum n u cant sleep at nyt

Trap it under a paper cup and chuck it out the window. Or you could just turn off the light and use the tried and true childhood survival mechanism: 'If I can't see it, it's not there!'

jeez does this thread still exist

Ramadan Mubarak to you, too.

What do you do if:
Your non-Muslim father say that kufis are for girls?

You ask in the Cyber Counselling forum so that Muezzin, that insensitive little evil clown, doesn't offend you.

Your friend says he copyrighted his name and demands money each time you say it?

Send him my reading list for Intellectual Property Law and see if he still thinks the same.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why do you want to take me avator off for?
w.salam

[Pk_#2]

AsalamuAlaykum,

I dun wana b bald :-\


..............................btw Muzzy you are the baboon :giggling:

jkes.

[Muezzin]

Baboons are primates with big red butts.

...

There the similarities end.

salam.
why do you want to take me avator off for?
w.salam

I thought it was breaking the rules.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

Baboons are primates with big red butts.

...

There the similarities end.


I thought it was breaking the rules.

Next!

salam.
but you can't see the face come on Akhi let me keep it don't mne tight it's a very nice pic, face it your scared of that pic yeah? :uuh:
w.salam,

[Muezzin]

salam.
but you can't see the face come on Akhi let me keep it don't mne tight it's a very nice pic, face it your scared of that pic yeah? :uuh:
w.salam,

I'll ask the mods. I'm not sure on this point. And plus, fire and guns are so not you.

Anyway, this thread is getting too serious.

Ooga Booga!

Next!

[Kittygyal]

salam.
ooooooooooooh he's soo bogyy!
is that you? :X
w.salam

[Muezzin]

Yes.

Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

how do i stop the hulk from appearing during ramadan :?

people keep smokin around me man :grumbling

there is no customer service satisfaction here :rant:

[Muezzin]

When they're not looking, slap one of these babies onto their arm:

Make that both arms, just to be sure.

Next!

[Fishman]

:sl:
What is your reading list on intellectual property?
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
What is your reading list on intellectual property?
:w:

I can sum it up in one word:

Boring.

Next!

[------]

Kya haal hai? (How r ya?)

[H4RUN]

:sl:
u still chasing the uncles? :p
:w:

[Nawal89]

You were chasing uncles Muezzin? :X

[Muezzin]

Kya haal hai? (How r ya?)

Alhumdulillah.

Teek taak?

Cava?

Habla Espanol?

u still chasing the uncles

That sounds so gay.

You were chasing uncles Muezzin?

I chase anyone who nicks my biscuits.

Next!

[The Ruler]

Yes.

Next!

:sl:

i fort posts wid 1/2 wrd or only smilies is gonna b deleted :?...n wt is a mod doin breakin de rules :?

:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

i fort posts wid 1/2 wrd or only smilies is gonna b deleted :?...n wt is a mod doin breakin de rules :?

:w:

Do you really think anyone actually cares about the rules in this particular thread?

And the answer you wanted is 'I am throwing my weight around, of course. Muhahaha!'

Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

duz muezzin and fishes mix?
Does muezzin and mafia mix?
Does muezzin and espionage mix?
does minaz and dead mix?


:?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.

lmto

Do you really think anyone actually cares about the rules in this particular thread?

:D :D :D :D

[Tania]

How could i clean a candle which got some dust on it:? Can i wash it:?

[Kittygyal]

salam.
how do i get this other cat to leave MY cat alone?
w.salam

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Teach your cat to do this

Nobody will mess with her i gurantee it :D

[Kittygyal]

Teach your cat to do this

Nobody will mess with her i gurantee it :D

salam.
but that is hard come on she's only a "new born" Kitty && the other cat is really big compared to her :(, the other cat always scratches my cat :cry:
w.salam

[Muezzin]

duz muezzin and fishes mix?

'Does' and 'fish'. And they mix when I eat 'em.

Does muezzin and mafia mix?

Nah, they said I was too soft.

Does muezzin and espionage mix?

Nah, they said I was too honest.

does minaz and dead mix?

Nah, they said he was still breathing.

How could i clean a candle which got some dust on it Can i wash it

I'd use a cloth, but feel free to wash it if you want. Just make sure you don't use petroleum.

salam.
how do i get this other cat to leave MY cat alone?

Teach your kitty this age-old philosophy:

"It's clobberin' time!"

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How do u do your law degree if u cnt be serious?! - aimed @ muezzin bhai :D

[Muezzin]

How do u do your law degree if u cnt be serious?! - aimed @ muezzin bhai :D

There's comedy everywhere.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

why do people think lawyers are serious? lol that sounded funny :)
but i trust muezzin to defend the weak :coolious:

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

I have a question! :offended:

Muezzin, you seem like a well chilled out guy, so I'm wondering... do you ever get angry? ^o)

Yes.

:p

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Why do sum ppl have weird signatures? :rollseyes (**cough**AlphaDude**cough) :p

[Tania]

Do you like the glittered signatures:? :-[

[Fishman]

:sl:
Why do the sisters always use :giggling: and the brothers use :D ?
:w:

[Kittygyal]

Teach your kitty this age-old philosophy:

"It's clobberin' time!"

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salam.
me kitty is ONLY a "new" cat born kitty so it doesn't have long legs nor it's strong!

okay another one: where is Minaz for the last time!?
w.salam

[Fishman]

salam.
me kitty is ONLY a "new" cat born kitty so it doesn't have long legs nor it's strong!

:sl:
Buy it a cat-sized phaser. Then even Klingons won't mess with it.

okay another one: where is Minaz for the last time!?
w.salam

:sl:
Alpha quadrant, sector 7G.
:w:

[Kittygyal]

:sl:
Buy it a cat-sized phaser. Then even Klingons won't mess with it.


:sl:
Alpha quadrant, sector 7G.
:w:

salam.
okay fishy never expected that from ou but appreciate it.

why do people have some classic fishes in there tank? :D :D :p
w.salam

[Fishman]

why do people have some classic fishes in there tank? :D :D :p
w.salam

:sl:
'Cause they can't afford the new ones. Fish tax has made keeping fish very expensive. But no doubt there were good reasons to introduce a fish tax. Fish offend Martians, and the fish taxes are aimed at helping interplanetary relations in case War of the Worlds is non-fiction.
:w:

[Muezzin]

why do people think lawyers are serious? lol that sounded funny :)

Lawyers aren't serious, we're just weird.

but i trust muezzin to defend the weak :coolious:

Jazakallah.

I have a question!

Muezzin, you seem like a well chilled out guy, so I'm wondering... do you ever get angry?

Mm-hmm. Not very often though, alhumdulillah.

To stay on topic, a question... do you get frustrated at some of the weird posts that can be found on this forum?

Heck, I'm the one making most of the weird posts on this forum.

Why do sum ppl have weird signatures? (**cough**AlphaDude**cough)

Why don't you ask him?

Do you like the glittered signatures?

Some are nice, others are tacky, but none of them are mine so it's all good!

Why do the sisters always use :giggling: and the brothers use :D

Because :giggling: is more dignified, and us males don't give a rat-turd about dignity when we laugh.

okay another one: where is Minaz for the last time!?

I saw him the walking down the street the other day actually.

But erm... he might have been walking to the space shuttle that took him to er.. Alpha quadrant, section gamma 4, or whatever Fishman said.

Anyway, next!

[Kittygyal]

:sl:
'Cause they can't afford the new ones. Fish tax has made keeping fish very expensive. But no doubt there were good reasons to introduce a fish tax. Fish offend Martians, and the fish taxes are aimed at helping interplanetary relations in case War of the Worlds is non-fiction.
:w:

salam.
why are you soooo talented for your age, mashallah alhamdulillah :), i wasn't talking about "taxes" i was talking about tank "FISH TANK"
w.salam

[Muezzin]

Ahem. A-HEM.

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[Kittygyal]

salam.
Muzzy Akhi do you need some water oh i know you got a bad cough take some medicine inshallah :)
where have the signs of "warnings" gone? so does that mean me don't have any *yaaaay* :D :D :p
w.salam

[...]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay the forum is back to normal!!

[Muezzin]

salam.
Muzzy Akhi do you need some water oh i know you got a bad cough take some medicine inshallah :)
where have the signs of "warnings" gone? so does that mean me don't have any *yaaaay* :D :D :p
w.salam

Well, it's this 'infractions' system now. It's like yellow and red cards. I have no idea how it appears to members who have been warned though. The only ones I've 'warned' using this new system were previously banned members, to disable their accounts.

But, yes, there is still a warning system of sorts. Best behaviour, everyone. :)

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[Kittygyal]

salam.
so the people whom got warned are going to still have them?
w.salam

[Fishman]

Ahem. A-HEM.

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:sl:
Ahem. Ahem. A-HEM.

so the people whom got warned are going to still have them?

I dunno. Ask the president. If he knows how to find weapons of mass destruction that aren't there, he must know quite a lot more than the average schmo.

Next! :D
:w:

[Muezzin]

salam.
so the people whom got warned are going to still have them?
w.salam

It would probably be best to ask in the Comments and Suggestions forum.

Ahem. Ahem. A-HEM.

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You're a fish after my own heart.

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[Kittygyal]

salam.
why is Fishy Tank answering the questuions can i help too NO FAIR! :p
w.salam

[Muezzin]

salam.
why is Fishy Tank answering the questuions can i help too NO FAIR! :p
w.salam

Not really. I'll delete any more posts answering the questions as it inevitably leads to pages and pages of off-topic drivel.

So, next!

[Kittygyal]

salam.
but why are you being Tight for, why are you mean for?
w.salam

[The Ruler]

:sl:

r u evr serious :? :?...as in evr evr :?

:w:

[Muezzin]

salam.
but why are you being Tight for, why are you mean for?
w.salam

Because I'm evil and smell of brimstone.

That reminds me, I need to get more anti-perspirant.

r u evr serious ...as in evr evr

To me, nothing is sacred except Islam. Everything else is fair game for mick-taking (apart from cot death and cancer)

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

whats one plus one?


bare in mind if you say two i'll shoot ya :D


have fun answering :Evil:

[Kittygyal]

salam.
window Mazed :D

why don't you get some Diodrant i can smell some BIO here! ;D
w.,salam

[Fishman]

:sl:
Why is :d being repeated?

And why can't I answer the questions!?
:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why you being harsh on my Akhi Fishy for? let him answer thy questions!
w.salam

[Muezzin]

whats one plus one?


bare in mind if you say two i'll shoot ya :D


have fun answering :Evil:

Window. Har-har, you can put the gun away now.

No, really.

why don't you get some Diodrant i can smell some BIO here!
w.,salam

Yeah, my biology lessons were smelly too.

Why is :d being repeated?

Beats me.

And why can't I answer the questions!?

It's nothing personal, it's just that only Minaz and I answer questions in this thread otherwise it just goes off on a completely ridiculous tangent that takes five hundred pages and half as many paracetamol tablets to forget the after-effects.

why you being harsh on my Akhi Fishy for? let him answer thy questions!

No.

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[Kittygyal]

salam.
so what if this page 5 houndred pages me && fishy will help you delet them will you allow us?? :D :D :D
w.salam

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay the forum is back to normal!!

This Forum Is never normal :p

[H4RUN]

:sl:
hmmm...

Quote:
Originally Posted by H4RUN
u still chasing the uncles

That sounds so gay.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by H4RUN
right u need PROPER questions here!!!
breder! i have 2 sak u this, the most important Q u will even answer....
u eva beeen chased by uncle jeeeez through your town? ....u drank 2 much juice and ate tooo many biscuits from der house when dey offered u? LoL

MuEZzIN-

Let's get one thing straight here - I'm the one doing the chasing.

http://www.islamicboard.com/472378-post3889.html


GOTCHYA SUKA! :p
:sl:

[Muezzin]

GOTCHYA SUKA! :p
:sl:

Read back a couple of pages and you'll see that, just below that thing you've quoted, I said 'I chase anyone who nicks my biscuits'. So I fail to see your point.

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[The Ruler]

:sl:

wt wud scare u de most :?....a head widout a body or a deadly murderer :?

:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

wt wud scare u de most :?....a head widout a body or a deadly murderer :?

:w:

A deadly murderer. At least you can bowl with a dismembered head.

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[The Ruler]

:sl:

did u apply for bein a mod or wer u chosen :?...i doubt u wer :rollseyes

:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

did u apply for bein a mod or wer u chosen :?...i doubt u wer :rollseyes

:w:

You'd be surprised.

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[The Ruler]

You'd be surprised.

wel gues wt....am not surprised :mmokay:

neways...wt wud u do if u wer in de middle o nower n didnt kno wt ta do :?...

i kinda need dat advise :-\

:w:

[Muezzin]

wel gues wt....am not surprised :mmokay:

neways...wt wud u do if u wer in de middle o nower n didnt kno wt ta do :?...

i kinda need dat advise :-\

:w:

Try to find a phone or other people. Also I heard that if you go downhill long enough you're bound to come to a road, which you should follow to get to civilisation.

If all else fails, you could always start... bowling.

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