Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Mujahidah4Allah]

what would you do if someone gave u sum contact detail but the # doesnt work...[kill em nxt time u c em?]

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

what would you do if someone gave u sum contact detail but the # doesnt work...[kill em nxt time u c em?]

ma'salamah

I'd ask someone else if they know their number. Or I'd email the original person.

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

but wat if the nxt person u askd had a diff numb but one digits missin? n this person u want to get in touch with is like not reachable cuz theyre always not there kinda thing... :s

ma'salamah

[The Ruler]

:sl:

waddo i do...ma m8z calz me weird n am lyk i lyk bein weird cuz it uneek dude its uneek :shade:...n yet dey nvr take me seriously...fink am a joka :mmokay:

:w:

Hey there! Looks like you're enjoying the discussion, but you're not signed up for an account.

When you create an account, you can participate in the discussions and share your thoughts. You also get notifications, here and via email, whenever new posts are made. And you can like posts and make new friends.
Sign Up

[Fishman]

:sl:
1. Why do so many graphics companies only employ people who can use photoshop, whilst ignoring people who are proficient in Macromedia Fireworks? The two are very similar.

2. Am I Minaz?

3. Hahahaha!
:w:

[Kittygyal]

This Forum Is never normal :p

salam.

Muzzy bro read Khalid_Shariff's post right && tell me is it true or not? :uuh:
w.salam

[Tania]

The police movies are inspired from real cases:? What do you think :-[

[Pk_#2]

AsalamuAlaykum,

How cum more people call you Muzzy these days, i could've sworn i gave you that name (IIIIIIIIIII DID) :)

[Kittygyal]

salam.
how come people hate U.S accent? :offended:
w.salam

[------]

What dyou tink of the veil ting thats goin on?

[Muezzin]

but wat if the nxt person u askd had a diff numb but one digits missin? n this person u want to get in touch with is like not reachable cuz theyre always not there kinda thing... :s

ma'salamah

Blast one of those into the air. They'll soon be in touch.

If they don't come, you might even get a free ride in a helicopter! A police helicopter of course, but a helicopter nontheless.

waddo i do...ma m8z calz me weird n am lyk i lyk bein weird cuz it uneek dude its uneek ...n yet dey nvr take me seriously...fink am a joka

...what the heck did you just say?

1. Why do so many graphics companies only employ people who can use photoshop, whilst ignoring people who are proficient in Macromedia Fireworks? The two are very similar.

Maybe they have contractual obligations with Adobe?

2. Am I Minaz?

No.

3. Hahahaha!

Hahahahahaha!

I don't get it.

This Forum Is never normal

salam.

Muzzy bro read Khalid_Shariff's post right && tell me is it true or not?

It's so true, I feel like breakdancing on a doubledecker bus.

The police movies are inspired from real cases What do you think

Naaaah. Though Police Academy 4 might be. 'Sweetchuck! Sweetchuck! Take over! Take over!'

AsalamuAlaykum,

How cum more people call you Muzzy these days, i could've sworn i gave you that name (IIIIIIIIIII DID)

Awesome, I've got free marketing.

salam.
how come people hate U.S accent?

Because they're chavs.

What dyou tink of the veil ting thats goin on?

There's enough hot air to fill a fleet of balloons.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

It's so true, I feel like breakdancing on a doubledecker bus.



Because they're chavs.


Next!

salam.
why don't you do && donce then what your waiting for?!

oh right so i say all UK peeps are CHAV because "most" peeps in UK hate U.S accent! there jelous just cause we have init!!!:offended:
w.sala,

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

what wud u do if sum1 mailed ya with something about 4wardin sum msg n Bill Gates gnna give ya a stak of cash??... shall i 4ward the msg or not bother?

ma'salamah

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Which came first the chicken or the egg :?

[Tania]

Which came first the chicken or the egg :?

ohh i really like this question-its highly philosophically :)

[------]

Which came first the chicken or the egg :?

Definitely the chicken :D As Allah swt created animals first not the eggs :p

[Muezzin]

:sl:

what wud u do if sum1 mailed ya with something about 4wardin sum msg n Bill Gates gnna give ya a stak of cash??... shall i 4ward the msg or not bother?

ma'salamah

If you want. Just make sure you don't forward it to gits like me.

Which came first the chicken or the egg

Dinosaurs came before chickens. Dinosaurs laid eggs. Therefore, eggs came before chickens.

Next!

[Tania]

and the dinosaurs from where come from:?

[Muezzin]

and the dinosaurs from where come from:?

Who cares? The question was about whether the chicken or the egg came first. :p

Next!

[muzna]

AsalamuAlaykum,

wasup brothers? (muzzy&Minzy)

muzzy is my nickname...kind of feminine...

[Mujahidah4Allah]

[QUOTE=Muezzin;523350]If you want. Just make sure you don't forward it to gits like me.

QUOTE]

cnt forward it 2 u neways... but i can copy paste it here if u want...

nxt: plz give me some money... :D

ma'salamah

[Tania]

Who cares? The question was about whether the chicken or the egg came first. :p

Next!

Correct :-[

[Mujahidah4Allah]

nxt: yeah right i havent topped up in donkeys right so u knw if i did so now, would i get my free txt? wat if i dnt? shud i top up or not? how should i remember the dates i topped up? help me now now now now now now now now!!!!!

ma'salamah

[...]

Why does this forum keep getting blocked on these school computers?!!!! :heated: :heated: :heated:

[nafy]

Salaam

was i....or was i not missed? LOL ;D

take care
w/salaam :)

[The Ruler]

:sl:

how would you suggest someone that has butter fingers :-\

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

what do u do wen someone thinks that your brainwashed but after studyin islam you realise that for real they're the ones that are brainwashed but there stubborn so they will never admit they are and will stop you from goin ur way coz they think ur brainwashed.... is all this brainwash talk brainwashing you :?

[Kittygyal]

assalamualikum warahmatullahi warahbarakathuhu

how come chandoo's are on mars? :D ;D

Wailakumassalam warahmatullahi warabarakthuhu

[Mujahidah4Allah]

when r u ever gonna answer these questions? and wheres minaz he's been missing for like 2 months i think?

ma'salamah

[Pk_#2]

AsalamuAlaykum,

Minaz, oh him, he went pakiland, to his wifey.

*rolls eyes*****ttt :p woopshh

[nafy]

Salaam

where are uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? lol

w/salaam

[Kittygyal]

assalamualikum warahmatullahi warahbarakathuhu

how come am loosing contact with people??

Wailakumassalam warahmatullahi warabarakthuhu

[------]

Where'z MInaz Bhai? Seriously?

[Muezzin]

cnt forward it 2 u neways... but i can copy paste it here if u want...

nxt: plz give me some money... :D

ma'salamah

Hey, that's my line!

nxt: yeah right i havent topped up in donkeys right so u knw if i did so now, would i get my free txt? wat if i dnt? shud i top up or not? how should i remember the dates i topped up? help me now now now now now now now now!!!!!

ma'salamah

Um... ask Jeeves.

Why does this forum keep getting blocked on these school computers?!!!!

Because my posts cause parents to complain.

For all I know.

was i....or was i not missed? LOL

I don't 'miss' people, that's far too sentimental. I just wonder where they are.

how would you suggest someone that has butter fingers

Please rephrase your question into a coherent sentence.

what do u do wen someone thinks that your brainwashed but after studyin islam you realise that for real they're the ones that are brainwashed but there stubborn so they will never admit they are and will stop you from goin ur way coz they think ur brainwashed.... is all this brainwash talk brainwashing you

Yeah, just use Head and Shoulders. How else do you think my brain has this luscious, dandruff-free shine?

Maybe you're born with it, or maybe you're worth it, or maybe you got chicken got soul, but whatever you do, eat like a king not a clown.

Man, I love slogans.

how come chandoo's are on mars?

Because of the rockin' house parties?

when r u ever gonna answer these questions?

Right now. I'm kind of busy with uni work nowadays though.

and wheres minaz he's been missing for like 2 months i think?

He had a haircut a couple of weeks ago...

AsalamuAlaykum,

Minaz, oh him, he went pakiland, to his wifey.

*rolls eyes*****ttt woopshh

Knowing my luck, he'd go Pakiland to MY wifey.

If I had a wifey. Which I don't.

I'm confused.

where are uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? lol

Hunting wabbits.

how come am loosing contact with people??

Yeah, that happened to me when I forgot to tell people my new email address.

Where'z MInaz Bhai? Seriously?

In his house and/or uni.

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

sorry the 'give me money' is my line..hmm swamped with uni work oh well may Allah [swt] help you inshaAllah, minaz got a haircut lolz i kinda like didnt ask that but okay...

ok next: give me money like now or buy me the sony ericsson w800i or k800i , i'll be waiting :D

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

:sl:

sorry the 'give me money' is my line..hmm swamped with uni work oh well may Allah [swt] help you inshaAllah, minaz got a haircut lolz i kinda like didnt ask that but okay...

ok next: give me money like now or buy me the sony ericsson w800i or k800i , i'll be waiting :D

ma'salamah

You're right about that.

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

ok i wont be waiting for so long you've got 24 hours or else the bunny monster will get you!

nxt:so u gonna buy me the phone?plz :D

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

I give comic advice, not free phones.

Next!

[H4RUN]

WHO LET THE DOGZ OUT? :p

[Mujahidah4Allah]

start a new one for free phones.. i'll help you .. by asking u for phones :happy:

nxt: give me money...

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

WHO LET THE DOGZ OUT? :p

WHO? WHO? WHO?

start a new one for free phones.. i'll help you .. by asking u for phones

Feel free to start your own thread.

nxt: give me money...

I'm not a charity case, I'm afraid. :)

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

nxt: u missed out an extra WHO? :X

nxt: dnt u ever wish u never opend this thread?

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

nxt: u missed out an extra WHO? :X

WHO? Me?

nxt: dnt u ever wish u never opend this thread?

ma'salamah

Only when people spam the hell out of it. But I'm a mod now and can delete off-topic stuff. It's a good life.

Next!

[Pk_#2]

AsalamuAlaykum,

Quit barking :rollseyes Haroony ur a *d..........o.......g*

yey you never deleted it, buh once Minzy is back he will :-\

he always comes back to see sumin horrible from me, must really hate me by now :hiding:

[Mujahidah4Allah]

yes you...

nxt: how cums minaz left u 2 answer all the Q's n he never well does...

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

AsalamuAlaykum,

Quit barking :rollseyes Haroony ur a *d..........o.......g*

yey you never deleted it, buh once Minzy is back he will :-\

he always comes back to see sumin horrible from me, must really hate me by now :hiding:

My heart bleeds.

I should really see a doctor.

yes you...

nxt: how cums minaz left u 2 answer all the Q's n he never well does...

I think he just got bored of internet forums.

Next!

[Pk_#2]

you seriously should, your too sensitive man, come round i'll give you some 'roti' that stuff stinks, what's in it? @ ma bruva from anuva mother?

*meanwhile i'll be making a poem about Muzzy and Minzy*

yeah ano wah u mean...

[Mujahidah4Allah]

next: u must have a lot of time 2 answer these questions... so: if a doctor was rude to you would you complain ? but what if they dont beleieve you because they might be racist?

ma'salamah

[Mujahidah4Allah]

nxt: tasmiyah talks like she knows u n minaz ... does she? was gonna say r u2 related... :X

ma'salamah

[------]

:sl:

Eh? Wts happenin?
Y do I always lose it?
Did I have it in the first place?
Why do people call me P4G4L KUR1?
Why am I asking so many questions?
Why...Why...Why?

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

muezzin didn u kno that the caller of adhan gets jannah if he does it for the five daily salaah's for seven years in a row, i heard it from mufti ismail menk :D :D :D

[Mujahidah4Allah]

he aint a muezzin <_< he's some lawyer punk <_<

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

you seriously should, your too sensitive man, come round i'll give you some 'roti' that stuff stinks, what's in it? @ ma bruva from anuva mother?

*meanwhile i'll be making a poem about Muzzy and Minzy*

yeah ano wah u mean...

Ohhhh-kay.

next: u must have a lot of time 2 answer these questions...

Wrong.

so: if a doctor was rude to you would you complain ? but what if they dont beleieve you because they might be racist?

ma'salamah

Then I'd see another doctor if possible.

nxt: tasmiyah talks like she knows u n minaz ... does she? was gonna say r u2 related...

ma'salamah

Not that I know of.

Eh? Wts happenin?
Y do I always lose it?
Did I have it in the first place?
Why do people call me P4G4L KUR1?
Why am I asking so many questions?
Why...Why...Why?

Because why has a long tail.

muezzin didn u kno that the caller of adhan gets jannah if he does it for the five daily salaah's for seven years in a row, i heard it from mufti ismail menk

Mashallah. Now I wish my throat wasn't dry today.

he aint a muezzin <_< he's some lawyer punk <_<

A-ha-ha.


Next!

[Maimunah]

i dont no what to do on eiid???
any advice???

[Muezzin]

i dont no what to do on eiid???
any advice???

Hug people?

Next!

[------]

Chill :D

[Muezzin]

Chill :D

Quite.

Next!

[...]

(\_/)
(O.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your signature
(> <) to help him achieve world domination.

What's with this bunny? :p

[Muezzin]

do u play metal gear solid with the intention of training for jihad?

if so mashaAllah :p

I play it with the intention of having some fun and enjoying a good story.

Training to fight using MGS is like training to drive using Gran Turismo - silly. :)

(\_/)
(O.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your signature
(> <) to help him achieve world domination.

What's with this bunny?

Surely you mean, 'What's up, Doc?'

Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Training to fight using MGS is like training to drive using Gran Turismo - silly. :)

callin me silly? :anger:


lol naa i i dont play games :p

[Mujahidah4Allah]

nxt: copy bunny into ur sig to help him achieve world domination... [poor dudette he aint getting far HA]

nxt: have u thought about buying me that phone?...eid gift :D

ma'salamah

[nafy]

Salaamz

u gonna dress as clowns on eid? :D lolz

w/salaam

[Kittygyal]

assalamualikum warahmatullahi warahbarakathuhu

what rockin' house parties?

Wailakumassalam warahmatullahi warabarakthuhu

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Which Month has twenty eight days/
trick question :rollseyes

[Kittygyal]

assalamualikum warahmatullahi warahbarakathuhu

what do we do if we get late for doctors appoinment && then they say we are late && then they cancel our appoinment? :offended:

Wailakumassalam warahmatullahi warabarakthuhu

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Are physicals hallal

[The Ruler]

:sl:

why is it that everytime i need advice you want me to rephrase it or that you do not understand :?...probably because you aint no good adviser :-\

:w:

[------]

:sl:

Why are some people obsessed wiv bunnys?

:w:

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

u gonna dress as clowns on eid? :D lolz

w/salaam

I don't need an excuse to dress as a clown.

assalamualikum warahmatullahi warahbarakathuhu

what rockin' house parties?

Wailakumassalam warahmatullahi warabarakthuhu

Which Month has twenty eight days/

February, except in a leap year.

assalamualikum warahmatullahi warahbarakathuhu

what do we do if we get late for doctors appoinment && then they say we are late && then they cancel our appoinment?

Eat a corgi?

Are physicals hallal

Is a 'physical' the 'Americanized' version of what us Brits call a 'check up'? If so, of course it is.

why is it that everytime i need advice you want me to rephrase it or that you do not understand ...probably because you aint no good adviser

Or probably because you insist on using that retarded text speak that makes intelligent people sound like idiots and just doesn't make sense.

Why are some people obsessed wiv bunnys?

It's all very Freudian.

Next!

[------]

Do u not get tired of the same tagline 'Next!' ?!?!?!?!

[Muezzin]

Heck, I was only doing it because I thought you guys liked it.

[Sister_6038]

Do u not get tired of the same tagline 'Next!' ?!?!?!?!

i find that bro muezzin's phrase is on my list of phrases just below "how very dare you" and above "hiiiiiiiiiiillllaaarious"

[Mujahidah4Allah]

nxt: add happy bunny 2 ur sig :D

ma'salamah

[------]

Do u find the happy bunny annoying?!?!

[The Ruler]

Or probably because you insist on using that retarded text speak that makes intelligent people sound like idiots and just doesn't make sense.

*ahem*

how would you suggest someone that has butter fingers

Please rephrase your question into a coherent sentence.

:rollseyes:

:w:

[Kittygyal]

Assalamualikum Warahmatullahi warbarakathuhu
whats a corgi?
Wailakumassalam warahmatullhi Warbarakathuhu

[Sister_6038]

Assalamualikum Warahmatullahi warbarakathuhu
whats a corgi?
Wailakumassalam warahmatullhi Warbarakathuhu

its a type of dog....the queen has a few....it looks like a hairball with a tongue hanging out

[Kittygyal]

its a type of dog....the queen has a few....it looks like a hairball with a tongue hanging out

Assalamualikum Warahmatullahi warbarakathuhu
o0o0kay && welcome back Ukthi long time no seen no chat :uuh:
Wailakumassalam warahmatullhi Warbarakathuhu

[Mujahidah4Allah]

nxt: when u strive for something, but feel its not working, do you give up or keep striving?

ma'salamah

[nafy]

Salaamz

do u find big teddy bears intimidating? ;D

w/salaam

[Muezzin]

nxt: add happy bunny 2 ur sig :D

ma'salamah

No thanks.

Do u find the happy bunny annoying?!?!

Well, Roger Rabbit would be infinitely cooler...

+*Glacier*+, erm... sorry. You didn't use text speak. I just went off on one like an idiot. My apologies.

However, your sentence does not make sense: 'how would you suggest someone that has butter fingers' - read it out loud. How would I suggest someone that has butter fingers? What the heck does that mean? Perhaps you missed out a word or something.

nxt: when u strive for something, but feel its not working, do you give up or keep striving?

ma'salamah

Keep going. I'd only stop if it's not worth it.

At least, I hope that's how I am.

Salaamz

do u find big teddy bears intimidating?

w/salaam

Only if they're on fire.

And I feel all self-conscious when I say 'Next' now.

[Mujahidah4Allah]

u can say next

nxt: wat dya do if ur userpage gets hi jakd?

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

u can say next

nxt: wat dya do if ur userpage gets hi jakd?

ma'salamah

Ask a mod, buy a dictionary and drink some Lilt.

Next!

[Pk_#2]

Lilt sucks,

next: Am i psychic ?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

nxt: ask a mod it was a mod that hi jakd my page :offended:

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

Lilt sucks,

Blasphemer.

next: Am i psychic ?

Super-plastic-baby-buggy-bumpers.

Did you know I was gonna say that, huh, huh, huh, huh?

I thought not!

nxt: ask a mod it was a mod that hi jakd my page

ma'salamah

Ah, just ignore him, zAk loves attention.

:p

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

nxt: wat about waterboy huh he loves attention too.. signing up as undercover 'anonymous' now we knw its lolwater.. help me in revenge :D

ma'salamah

[Pk_#2]

yeahhhh, woooow that's awsome dude...

I AM A LIAR

:D

thanks for proving am mega psychic :)

[Muezzin]

nxt: wat about waterboy huh he loves attention too.. signing up as undercover 'anonymous' now we knw its lolwater.. help me in revenge

ma'salamah

I don't help in revenge. I'm the one people want vengeance on.

yeahhhh, woooow that's awsome dude...

I AM A LIAR

Your words.

:D

thanks for proving am mega psychic :)

:playing:

[Pk_#2]

*******

^^ ur words



i hate ....'s :)

[Muezzin]

Yes, I often communicate in asterisks, especially when talking to aliens and blind cave salamanders.

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

people wanna take revenge on u hmmm can i be on of them? :D what should i put on my page give me ideas ...

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

people wanna take revenge on u hmmm can i be on of them? :D what should i put on my page give me ideas ...

ma'salamah

Different details on how to pay 'Muezzin Incorporated', a fledgling new charitable initiative that gives to needy causes such as Darfur, Sudan, Chechnya and University Tuition fees. Please donate generously, jazakallah khier. (also don't whinge if only 3 pence goes to all those countries combined)

Next!

[Pk_#2]

How do i make my own Ribena company?

i dun wana take revenge on Muzzykinz?!

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

werz bro minaz ^o)

[Pk_#2]

That Q keeps cumin up...lol

Look wah i got ....

Salam (Peace) tasmiyah_B,

The post that you created in the following thread has been edited

-----
Post: yeahhhh, woooow that's awsome dude...

I AM A ...
Thread: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

Reason:
-----

This is an automated message, please do not reply.

Regards,
LI Islamic Forum Staff

hehhehehehe

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

hehe oopsie :$

[The Ruler]

+*Glacier*+, erm... sorry. You didn't use text speak. I just went off on one like an idiot. My apologies.

However, your sentence does not make sense: 'how would you suggest someone that has butter fingers' - read it out loud. How would I suggest someone that has butter fingers? What the heck does that mean? Perhaps you missed out a word or something.

*sigh*

basicly what i meant was that i cant hold something its falls and breaks...always slips out of my hand...now you get me?

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

I don't need an excuse to dress as a clown.

February, except in a leap year.

No all months have 28 days in em' maybe next time :okay:

[The Ruler]

its nearly been a day and you still havent replies ^o)

warrup?

:w:

[Fishman]

:sl:
Is giving people hypothalamus transplants a good cure for emotional disorders?
:w:

[Tania]

This is a new smiley imsad, right:?


Can you tell me a site where i can write my own glittered sig:?

Thank you :)

[Kittygyal]

Assalamualikum Warahmathullahi Warbarakathuhu
when is Minaz going to come bacK?
Walikumassalam warahmathullahi warabarakathuhu

[Hisbul_Aziz]

WhY dO pEoPlE WrItE lIkE tHiS

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

why am i sooo bored out my brains:uuh:

why dont people talk:uuh:

n hey bruva make it a good 1:happy:

:w:

[Mujahidah4Allah]

nxt: when someone ermm how cud i make it less obvious,.. 4get it i cnt..deletes ur post is it paranoya to think they've got summat against you [serious Q]

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

its nearly been a day and you still havent replies ^o)

warrup?

:w:

Sorry, university and laziness combined.

Also, I know what 'butterfingers' means, it's just that your sentence doesn't make sense. But anyhow, perhaps you should be more careful.

Or buy rubber gloves.

Is giving people hypothalamus transplants a good cure for emotional disorders?

Me, I'd just slap 'em with a frozen fish.

Can you tell me a site where i can write my own glittered sig

I think you'll need to ask one of our many talented photoshop artists here on LI to make you one. :)

when is Minaz going to come bacK?

When cows tap dance.

WhY dO pEoPlE WrItE lIkE tHiS

To make people's eyes explode?

why am i sooo bored out my brains

Go on Miniclip or something. Or better yet, go and read some Quran.

why dont people talk

Cat got all their tongues.

EVIL CATS, OH SHIIIIIIIIIIII-

Ahem.

nxt: when someone ermm how cud i make it less obvious,.. 4get it i cnt..deletes ur post is it paranoya to think they've got summat against you [serious Q]

ma'salamah

If the deleted posts were in World Affairs, Halal Fun or General Chat, don't worry, it was probably me. I don't have vendettas against particular members, just off-topic posts.

Next!

[The Ruler]

:sl:

if any horror film is freaking you out but you still want to watch it what do you do :?

Also, I know what 'butterfingers' means, it's just that your sentence doesn't make sense.

you need some english lessons :uuh:

:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

if any horror film is freaking you out but you still want to watch it what do you do :?

Start laughing. That's what I did when I saw the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Classic!)

you need some english lessons :uuh:

:w:

No, you do. The sentence 'how would you suggest someone that has butter fingers' does not make sense - read it out loud. What would make sense is something like 'what would you suggest to someone who has butterfingers?'

Next!

[The Ruler]

:sl:

when i say how i mean what :mmokay:

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Where Is Minaz

[Mujahidah4Allah]

stop asking about minaz :d muzi da princess will get jelous :D

nxt: no it wasnt u who deleted it i dnt get iffd if u delete ma posts but doesnt matter it took me about an hour 2 get over the fact sum1 deleted my post :offended: but yeah so when is eid>? sunday or monday :D

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

:sl:

when i say how i mean what :mmokay:

:w:

Then say 'what'. Also, don't forget the word 'to'.

Where Is Minaz

Believe me, if you guys knew the true reason why he doesn't come back here, you'd hate his guts. So please, stop asking this question. Seriously.

stop asking about minaz :d muzi da princess will get jelous

nxt: no it wasnt u who deleted it i dnt get iffd if u delete ma posts but doesnt matter it took me about an hour 2 get over the fact sum1 deleted my post but yeah so when is eid>? sunday or monday

ma'salamah

God knows.

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

nxt: did u knw eid is most likely on monday? :D

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

nxt: did u knw eid is most likely on monday? :D

ma'salamah

Yes.

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

nxt: u must have a lot of time to answer these questions? :D the fast reply is it cuz eids cumin soon :D

[Muezzin]

nxt: u must have a lot of time to answer these questions? :D the fast reply is it cuz eids cumin soon :D

Nah. I'm just on the computer for the next ten minutes and you people reply so fast.

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

ppl the only ppl is me :D so

nxt: give me money [edi] :D

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

ppl the only ppl is me :D so

nxt: give me money [edi] :D

ma'salamah

No. And if you ask again I will delete your post :)

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

nxt: ur mean but u put a smile atleast :cry: ok i've run outa questions u can rest :D

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

Thank God.

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

ur still saying next.. okay my turn again

nxt: when ur just looking innocently at the shop shelves and sum1 accuses u of attacking them by screaming loudle 'stop attacking me' what ya do?

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

I'd give them 'the look', which is not to be confused with 'da look'.

Don't ask what the difference is, as I can't explain it.

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

is 'the look' like what you on about
and 'da look' like dirty luk like u want attack i'll give attack :D

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

'The Look' is like "Oh no you din't", except less like a negative stereotype of African American women and more like a comedy catchphrase.

Next!

[Mujahidah4Allah]

oh okay

nxt: would you be scared if more kuffar stare at u now than ever cuza the niqaab ban thing, or would you be exited cuz ur prous to walk down the streets as a muslim and veiled :D

ma'salamah

[nafy]

Salaamz

wheres bro minaz? does he not care about his loyal...ummmm...ppl? llol ;D

w/salaamz

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Is answerring theese question fun or something for u :D

[Muezzin]

oh okay

nxt: would you be scared if more kuffar stare at u now than ever cuza the niqaab ban thing, or would you be exited cuz ur prous to walk down the streets as a muslim and veiled :D

ma'salamah

I dunno. I don't wear a veil. Wrong gender. However, I have respect for women who do wear it.

That's not to say I don't respect women who don't wear it, you militant feminists out there, you.

Salaamz

wheres bro minaz? does he not care about his loyal...ummmm...ppl? llol

He's at his home doing I-don't-know-what.

Is answerring theese question fun or something for u

Is reading the answers fun for you?

Next!

[Nawal89]

Hey Muezzin, you need to put some kind of rule or something in your thread so that ppl will stop asking about minaz. It has become the every-other-question.It's quite annoying :rollseyes.

anyways, you plan on stuffing yourself this eid?

[*noor]

how do i read a zillion pages of a boring history non fiction book and write a paper on it by the end of today?

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

ohh so minaz is like.. gone?

[Muezzin]

Hey Muezzin, you need to put some kind of rule or something in your thread so that ppl will stop asking about minaz. It has become the every-other-question.It's quite annoying :rollseyes.

Tell me about it. I think I'll just start deleting them.

anyways, you plan on stuffing yourself this eid?

You betcha.

how do i read a zillion pages of a boring history non fiction book and write a paper on it by the end of today?

By the will of Allah.

ohh so minaz is like.. gone?

Yes. So will everybody please stop asking this redundant question?

Next!

[Fishman]

:sl:
Do you like my anti-bot avatar?
:w:

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

nxt: i gots msn problems whats with 'troubleshoot' what is this? :offended:

ma'salamah

[------]

When u celebrating eid bro?

[Tania]

Why i can't upload animated images for my signature:? imsad

I don't know how, but it fixed alone :-[

[The Ruler]

:sl:

dont you think that my signature rocks :D:D:D

:w:

[Al-Zaara]

:sl:
Nah, sorry sis, I'm sure bro Muezzin likes my sig more! :D

:w:

[AhlaamBella]

How do I manage 6 cwks at the same time to be handed in on the same week with only 1 week to do them all? :confused:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Why Havent you relpied in days

[IbnAbdulHakim]

muezzin why do people keep bugging you?
Want me to bomb them?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

boor brincess leave him alone let him enjoy eid 4 now and then he can cum n see the loada questions :D

ma'salamah

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Do only truely bored people ask questions

[muzna]

do you think its possible to take 6 months of the year off college and still get through to the next year?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Which is better 1 goat in charge of a hundred lions or 1 lion in charge of a hundred goats :? :rollseyes

[nafy]

Salaam

how do i get ALLLLLLLLLLLL ma work dun in tym :( i cant do itttttttt...i feel ill lolz...helpppppppppppppp

w.salaam :)

[Kittygyal]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

how do i pronounce arabic letters propley with a lisp!!! grr!!

walikumassalam warhmathullahi warabarakathuhu

[The Ruler]

:sl:

how do you make eid not borring :uhwhat

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

How Do you increase your eid profit :D

[The Ruler]

:sl:

ya know...i was wondering...how come no moderators or the admins ask help from you :?

:w:

[Maimunah]

what does muezzin mean?

wasalaam

[Kittygyal]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu
why has soo many peeps got bunny in there siggy is it some kinda Bunny charity? :D
walikumassalam warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Tania]

What it means the Triple A's crew:?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

triple A= Ansar Al Adl

ma'salamah

[Hisbul_Aziz]

WHICH IS the best smily

[Tania]

The members of triple A's crew has some benefits from that:?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Why is it that most people have most people joined late after me and they stillhave 5million times more post than me like Mr. Second most poster over there (Iqram...) and all those people that joined like to months ago and have like 5million post

[Muezzin]

I've noticed a lot of off-topic posts lately. I won't hand out any warnings this time, but in the future I will if it goes as out of control as it just did. Please just let me answer the questions. It's a miracle this topic has stayed open this long...

:sl:
Do you like my anti-bot avatar?
:w:

It looks anti-Iron Giant rather than anti-bot. I love the Iron Giant.

nxt: i gots msn problems whats with 'troubleshoot' what is this?

You lost me at 'msn problems'.

Why not just chuck yer messages to each other?

It's just like the MSN advert! Except more violent!

When u celebrating eid bro?

I celebrated it on Monday. Hope everyone had a nice Eid!

dont you think that my signature rocks

It's very... luminous.

How do I manage 6 cwks at the same time to be handed in on the same week with only 1 week to do them all?

Darned if I know, but it's been 6 days and I guess you figured out a way on your own, eh?

Why Havent you relpied in days

I have a life.

muezzin why do people keep bugging you?
Want me to bomb them?

No bombing in my thread, ta.

Do only truely bored people ask questions

You tell me, pet.

do you think its possible to take 6 months of the year off college and still get through to the next year?

Depends how many tramps you're willing to beat up.

Which is better 1 goat in charge of a hundred lions or 1 lion in charge of a hundred goats

I don't care as long as I get some lamb chops.

how do i get ALLLLLLLLLLLL ma work dun in tym i cant do itttttttt...i feel ill lolz...helpppppppppppppp

how do i pronounce arabic letters propley with a lisp!!! grr!!

Beats me. You could always strap on a jetpack and fly around for a bit. Won't really help with your pronunciation, but it will be dang fun.

how do you make eid not borring

By going skiing.

Off a roof.

How Do you increase your eid profit

...The hell did you just say?

ya know...i was wondering...how come no moderators or the admins ask help from you

They know better.

what does muezzin mean?

The person who performs the call to prayer.

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu
why has soo many peeps got bunny in there siggy is it some kinda Bunny charity?

It's open season.

Be vewy quiet...

WHICH IS the best smily

:playing:

Why is it that most people have most people joined late after me and they stillhave 5million times more post than me like Mr. Second most poster over there (Iqram...) and all those people that joined like to months ago and have like 5million post

Next!

[Pk_#2]

hip hip hooray

:)

*throws up*

i wana have a avatar saying stfu in red and black ryting....wah u fink?

[Muezzin]

hip hip hooray

:)

*throws up*

Eww...

Ooh, carrot chunks!

i wana have a avatar saying stfu in red and black ryting....wah u fink?

I 'fink' it will be 'fine' because I 'vill' be able '2' ban 'u', you 'get' 'meh' ? '?'

Next!

[afriend]

Hey I don't spam!!!

If you check my post rating it's gone down quite a bit.....And I don't post as much anymore.

[Muezzin]

Hey I don't spam!!!

I notice you're using the present tense.

If you check my post rating it's gone down quite a bit.....And I don't post as much anymore.

Great stuff.

Next!

[afriend]

:uhwhat what kind of reply was that? When others get commedy for the next 10 years of laughter.

[Muezzin]

:uhwhat what kind of reply was that? When others get commedy for the next 10 years of laughter.

Sorry, I'm burned out like a charred cigar in Richard Hammond's tailpipe.

Wait, that sounded wrong.

Next!

[Pk_#2]

Eww...

Ooh, carrot chunks!


I 'fink' it will be 'fine' because I 'vill' be able '2' ban 'u', you 'get' 'meh' ? '?'

Next!

eww i neva aint know gajrellah round ma paki mates house this eid, wer the carrots cum from?

don't ban me!

I'm too nice :)

[afriend]

now that's more like it.

reward reward!

[Muezzin]

eww i neva aint know gajrellah round ma paki mates house this eid, wer the carrots cum from?

don't ban me!

I'm too nice :)

I'll be the judge of that.

now that's more like it.

reward reward!

Send me cash. Show me the money, so to speak.

And by 'so to speak' I mean, 'now'.

Next!

[Pk_#2]

go on then!


reckon i'll be a good dj?

[Muezzin]

go on then!


reckon i'll be a good dj?

If DJ stands for 'Dandelion Juggler', yes.

Next, please.

[afriend]

put it on my tab for now. Remember to remind me when I'm best friends with Bill Gates.

[Pk_#2]

If DJ stands for 'Dandelion Juggler', yes.

Next, please.

is that even a word,

tc bro AsalamuAlaykum!

you never made me smile today :|

maybe tomorrow (inshaAllah)

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Wats THE scariest thing youve seen

[Mujahidah4Allah]

be happy ma lil bro sed 'hey that guys funny i wanna register' be happy i got you a fan :D

ma'salamah

[Tania]

Have you noticed the rich people are kind of scrooge people. :? They never spend the money like the ordinary people are doing.

Why the people like so much the cruise? Its not boring to sit and watch the sea and from time to time visit a town:?

[H4RUN]

why is it i saw an 'uncle jee' in his erm 50-60's cruising up and down alum rock road? ;D.....:hiding: pulling?

[Pk_#2]

Wats THE scariest thing youve seen

Himself :D


:offended: :rollseyes :heated: :hiding:

[The Ruler]

:sl:

do you reckon people actually read what you write :?

:w:

[Mawaddah]

:sl:

do you reckon people actually read what you write :?

:w:

:lol:!!!

That sounds so bad :giggling:

I come in here to check what he wrote all the time so I guess yes :D

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Whos The Weirdest Person On the Forum Excluding Me :rollseyes

[The Ruler]

:sl:

what's the use of studying law :? :?

:w:

[------]

:sl:

Respect akhee howz uni?

:w:

[aamirsaab]

:sl:
Since minaz has taken an extended...vacation, I'll be his official replacement. Until of course muezzin beats me up with a spork

you never made me smile today :|

maybe tomorrow (inshaAllah)

With all due respect, you or anyone else asking questions on this here thread, haven't paid muezzin. Ever. You want a service with a smile but don't pay? Gimme money. You got dollah? gimme dollah. You got yen? Gimme yen.

Wats THE scariest thing youve seen

Well, I would certainly not like to meet these dudes and dudette in a dark alley. Or anywhere for that matter.

be happy ma lil bro sed 'hey that guys funny i wanna register' be happy i got you a fan

ma'salamah

Oh that's really good for muezzins self esteem: being perceived as a clown.

Have you noticed the rich people are kind of scrooge people. They never spend the money like the ordinary people are doing.

The money gets to their heads. Soon, their entire body will be created out of dollar bills. Not a pretty sight at all.

Why the people like so much the cruise? Its not boring to sit and watch the sea and from time to time visit a town

Well, if they're as rich as I think, they'd probably own that town and the sea.

why is it i saw an 'uncle jee' in his erm 50-60's cruising up and down alum rock road? ..... pulling?

because that 'uncle jee' just happened to be cruising at the same time you was lookin fo' a bruisin. Yeah you like that rap? Made it myself.

do you reckon people actually read what you write

Nope.

Whos The Weirdest Person On the Forum Excluding Me

Muezzin.

what's the use of studying law

Encase I or another relative of muezzin ever get into...sticky situations that require blood sucking lawyers. It's a mutual agreement you see: he gets me out of jail, and I pay him. A get out of jail free card (almost) if you will.

Respect akhee howz uni?

Same as always. Expensive.

Neck-asta.

[Tania]

Muezzin is buzy too:?

If you could explain me why the supporters of the football team which lost the game are beating up the supporters of the other team:? Would be not more logical to beat up the own football team because they lost the game, its their fault :-[ (if they wish so badly to beat up someone.)

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Muezzin is buzy too:?

Sort of.

If you could explain me why the supporters of the football team which lost the game are beating up the supporters of the other team:? Would be not more logical to beat up the own football team because they lost the game, its their fault :-[ (if they wish so badly to beat up someone.)

We have terms for these kinds of people: hooligans and chavs. It is indeed illogical for them to act in the way you described. Thus, it is wise if you are on the opposing/winning team, that you run the hell out (of the stadium) as fast as you can. Alternatively, you could do what I do and just watch the game at home. All the pleasure and none of the pain. Back of the net!

[Tania]

Do you think the rich people when are buying something they do it to show to others ,or to make them pleasure. I saw in tv the report they own 4 or 5 cars and other stuffs-but i doubt they need so many.

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Do you think the rich people when are buying something they do it to show to others ,or to make them pleasure.

I think some do it for show/status which for psychologist students, leads into being alpha male: "look at my car, it goes vroom. Yeah, vroom vroom. Wanna get hitched? I got my own ride!"

Some may do it because simply, they have too much money and want to get rid of it, though in rich people's terms, this is called spendin all yo money. Although, if they really wanted to get rid of money, they could always donate to say... me.

I saw in tv the report they own 4 or 5 cars and other stuffs-but i doubt they need so many.

MTV Cribs fan, eh?

[The_Dude]

what do you fink about dude's?

[Pk_#2]

Awww Muzzy's lil bro taken ova, how nice :D

Wasup?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

what do you fink about dude's?

Dude's are dudes, dude.

Awww Muzzy's lil bro taken ova, how nice

You know what's nicer? Giving me money. Large quantities.

Wasup?

Just finishing up a report due in tomorrow. Aside from that, nowt.

[Tania]

MTV Cribs fan, eh?

:giggling: yes

[The_Dude]

how old are you bro ?

[Muezzin]

how old are you bro ?

Who cares?

Next!

[The_Dude]

Who cares?

Next!

lol tru tru

[amatu]

lol

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Why Did he have to use the word dude and dudets

[Muezzin]

Why Did he have to use the word dude and dudets

MTV.

Next!

[The_Dude]

what is your final mission?

[Muezzin]

what is your final mission?

Consuming large quantities of donuts while bungee jumping off a stool.

Next!

[The_Dude]

i think ur funny, dnt u? lol

[Muezzin]

i think ur funny, dnt u? lol

I think I'm lucky that I've not been carted off.

Next!

[The_Dude]

who are you? btw these are random questions lol out of da blue l

[Kittygyal]

salam.
how does Dude Akhi know me nick name that TasmiyaB calls me "Jo" how does he know:?
w.salam

[Muezzin]

who are you?

I'm the Juggernaut, *bleep*!

But not really.

btw these are random questions lol out of da blue l

Just like my thought processes, then.

how does Dude Akhi know me nick name that TasmiyaB calls me "Jo" how does he know

He must have asked Mr T.

Next!

[The Ruler]

:sl:

yo ho ho...how come aamirsaabs allowed to help but not me :mmokay:

:w:

[amatu]

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one

[Muezzin]

:sl:

yo ho ho...

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
fifteen beers in a dead man's tum
dum-dum-dum-dee-dee-dum-dum-something

I love pirate songs.

how come aamirsaabs allowed to help but not me :mmokay:

:w:

Because I'm evil.

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one

Because we're retarded.

Next!

[The Ruler]

liked the poem...you made that up :?...

oh ofcourse i forgot the fact that you cant make something as good as that by yourself can you :mmokay:

Because I'm evil.

why cant you be nice for once???

:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.
whom is MR T:?
w.salam

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why is my "NEPHEW" (Harun thats on LI) such a Chandoo:? :lol:
w.salam

[Pk_#2]

AsalamuAlaykum,

:ooh: what!? Muzzy knows ma man LOL

:eek: HUH?! Harooni is ur nephew? LOL

Aww Jo :wub: ma baby sis! what's a chandoo?

Muzzybear am having a shock attack, wah i do? QUICK!! hehe :D

[amatu]

i have a question muezzin

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

[The Ruler]

:sl:

muzzy u going to delete those not needed, pointless, post count increasing posts :?.........:X ;D

:lol:

:w:

[Muezzin]

liked the poem...you made that up :?...

oh ofcourse i forgot the fact that you cant make something as good as that by yourself can you :mmokay:

Actually, one of my horror stories just won second place in this contest, but anyhow, poetry isn't my forte.

why cant you be nice for once???

:w:

Why be nice when you can be naughty?

salam.
whom is MR T

'Don't MAKE me mad! GRRR!'

I got to get me one of those sound things.

why is my "NEPHEW" (Harun thats on LI) such a Chandoo

...what?

AsalamuAlaykum,

what!? Muzzy knows ma man LOL

HUH?! Harooni is ur nephew? LOL

Eh-heh-heh-heh.

What's the joke?

Muzzybear am having a shock attack, wah i do? QUICK!! hehe

Shock attack, eh? I assume it's of the electric shock variety. Tried jumping into a swimming pool?

i have a question muezzin

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If it came in a round box, you wouldn't be able to get it out.

It's the same reason midgets don't come gift-wrapped.

muzzy u going to delete those not needed, pointless, post count increasing posts

Next!

[The_Dude]

you noe who Gobu Sandoo is?

[------]

:sl:

Do u listen to music muezzin bhai?

:w:

[Tania]

What would you do if one from your football team player would score a goal in your own gate:?

[Kittygyal]

Assalmuaikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

Akhi do you like Qari-Basit's recitation:? are you a big fan of him like me:?

walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[The Ruler]

:sl:

do you think that you make a good mod :?

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Since minaz isnt back can i take his place inshallaah:rollseyes
:w:

[Fishman]

:sl:
Why does Hamzah think 'the face' is so cool? And why does he do this wierd laugh, 'ah heh heh heh!'?
:w:

[Pk_#2]

Arghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Das Mr.T?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????

Astaghfirullah, wah happened to his hair man!! *faints*

[The Ruler]

:sl:

do you prefer seriousness or goofyness :?

:w:

[amatu]

Is there another word for synonym?

[H4RUN]

:sl: u ever been to court?
Ever witnessed anyone say, ' i shall speak the jhoot/choot, the whole jhoot/choot, and nothing but the jhoot/choot ;D;D
:w:

[*noor]

Assalaamu alaikum

how do you get rid of a cold instantly?

[Muezzin]

you noe who Gobu Sandoo is?

I know what Aloo Gobi is.

Do u listen to music muezzin bhai?

Do you skin kittens?

What would you do if one from your football team player would score a goal in your own gate

Some act of comical violence involving a slap and a fish.

Akhi do you like Qari-Basit's recitation are you a big fan of him like me

I like the Quran itself. I'm not too partial to how it's read as long as it sounds good. :)

do you think that you make a good mod

I should be asking the members that question.

Since minaz isnt back can i take his place inshallaah:rollseyes

No. :rollseyes

Why does Hamzah think 'the face' is so cool? And why does he do this wierd laugh, 'ah heh heh heh!'?

I have no idea what you're going on about.

On the other hand, this is funny:

Arghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Das Mr.T?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????

Yes.

Astaghfirullah, wah happened to his hair man!! *faints*

Calm down dear, it's just a mohawk.

do you prefer seriousness or goofyness

Take a look at my posts and decide for yourself.

Is there another word for synonym?

adequation, agreement, alikeness, compatibility, conformity, correlation, correspondence, equality, evenness, exchangeability, identity, interchangeability, interchangeableness, likeness, match, par, parallel, parity, similarity

u ever been to court?

Quite a few times, shadowing solicitors and barristers. It's pretty cool.

Ever witnessed anyone say, ' i shall speak the jhoot/choot, the whole jhoot/choot, and nothing but the jhoot/choot

Yes, but they speak in English and swear on the relevant holy book depending on their religion. And they don't say 'I shall lie' :p

Assalaamu alaikum

how do you get rid of a cold instantly?

Cut off your nose.

And the correct answer is, you can't. Just wrap up warm, drink some hot soup and plenty of fluids, and get lots of rest.

Next!

[The Ruler]

:sl:

what made you change your avatar?

and what is that avatar anyway :? :?

:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

what made you change your avatar?

Because I can.

and what is that avatar anyway :? :?

:w:

The Foxhound logo from the Metal Gear Solid games. It's a cartoon fox with a smoking gun. How ironic.

Next!

[The Ruler]

The Foxhound logo from the Metal Gear Solid games. It's a cartoon fox with a smoking gun. How ironic.

Next!

it isnt very clear...:)

what would you suggest a person who has modules 3 days away but cant seem to have time to revise :?

:w:

[Muezzin]

it isnt very clear...:)

what would you suggest a person who has modules 3 days away but cant seem to have time to revise :?

:w:

Simple. Get off LI and start revising.

It may sound blunt, but it will work inshallah. Best wishes in your exams, make dua, work hard and you'll do well inshallah.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

do you know what a "chandoo" is:?

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ahs inshallah

walikumassalam warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Pk_#2]

AsalamuAlaykum,

All the best sis!!

btw Muzzy i dun like Mr.T much, he quite scary, you wan him?

[The Ruler]

:sl:

how did you come up with all the alliterations in the thread title :?

:w:

[Kittygyal]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

how come all ze slang peeps writing formal lingo why:? dats some next level imaginative :X me nephew Harun iz ze writing full whow wicked ;D

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ahs inshallah

walikumassalam warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[*noor]

Cut off your nose.

And the correct answer is, you can't. Just wrap up warm, drink some hot soup and plenty of fluids, and get lots of rest.

Next!

ill take the second one, cutting off my nose is something that would really scare me

[------]

Originally Posted by Pr1nc3ss
Do u listen to music muezzin bhai?

Do you skin kittens?

Answer the original question :rant:

[The Ruler]

:sl:

do you like my religious bot :D

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

How come i never took the time to read this thread since to months ago even though it was here about last year think the title isnt catchy enough:rollseyes

[Kittygyal]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu
can we make our "own" thread each like you && Minaz have:?
do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ahs inshallah

walikumassalam warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Kittygyal]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

whats hapning this world is like ending bomb's bomb's everywhere && am out side me neice b'day && am typing 4m me cell && what can i do to stop this bombing! grrr me cousin's are dwing it aswel!


do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ahs inshallah

walikumassalam warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Hisbul_Aziz]

are u better now or before u were a mod:rollseyes

[IbnAbdulHakim]

whats the cure for death?

[Kittygyal]

Assalamualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu
whats harsh && nor hard:? lol
do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah!
walikumassalam warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Muezzin]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

do you know what a "chandoo" is:?

Can I eat it?

btw Muzzy i dun like Mr.T much, he quite scary, you wan him?

Mr T rocks, sucka! Drink milk!

how did you come up with all the alliterations in the thread title

Like all my best ideas, it involved a bucket of chicken.

how come all ze slang peeps writing formal lingo why dats some next level imaginative me nephew Harun iz ze writing full whow wicked

Maybe they're fed up of people like me calling them scutters.

Answer the original question

The answer to my question is the answer to yours.

do you like my religious bot

To quote that dodgy beer advert I saw on Pakistani television once:

'Thumbs up, I want my Thunder!'

How come i never took the time to read this thread since to months ago even though it was here about last year think the title isnt catchy enough

You may have been put off by one of my mass deleting sprees.

can we make our "own" thread each like you && Minaz have

Sure.

whats hapning this world is like ending bomb's bomb's everywhere && am out side me neice b'day && am typing 4m me cell && what can i do to stop this bombing! grrr me cousin's are dwing it aswel!

It's all right, November 5th has passed now.

are u better now or before u were a mod

Nah, I still get colds and stuff.

:rollseyes

I hate that 'smiley'.

whats the cure for death?

Babies.

whats harsh && nor hard lol

Me.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

Assamualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

NO!!! you can't eat a "Chandoo" there ya go i'll tell ya it means a "wanabe gansta" are you a gangsta:? :D

&& humm if we ALL make a thread of our own don't you think it will be like some competing going on && also this thread will be mashed:? :D :p

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah inshallah!

walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Tania]

Babies.

Do you not think the babies are taking away our freedom - because they are bringing lot of responsabilities, less time for ourselfs etc :?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Nah, I still get colds and stuff.

Like Nicer

[Kittygyal]

Assamualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

which is the best site you like:? && WHY!!

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah inshallah!

walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[*noor]

Is it possible to just ignore life for a month or so?, because I need a vacation!!