Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[IbnAbdulHakim]

how does havin babies stop you from dying?

who hired this guy anyway ;D

[*noor]

how does havin babies stop you from dying?

who hired this guy anyway ;D

it doesn't stop you from dying directly but it does stop the species from dying out...in other words, having babies will prevent human extinction unless there's another ice age or the world comes to an end.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Can Monkies rule are governments

[Kittygyal]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

why are you ingnoring us Muzzy?! :X

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ahs inshallah

walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

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[The Ruler]

:sl:

do you like annoying peepz?

:w:

[amatu]

do u like playing football or watching football ?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

ARE u on another vacation

[Kittygyal]

Assalamualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

why don't you reply!! :X

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah!

walikumassalam warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[H4RUN]

have you got a super dooper water gun, that you use on un-suspecting passer bys from your bedroom window? :p

[------]

:sl:

How active are u in dawah?

:w:

[Tania]

Why the chickens in zAk's avatar are comitting suicide:?

[The Ruler]

:sl:

what do you think is appropriate as a consequency for people when they commit euthanasia?

:w:

[Aisha20]

Andele, andele, arriba, arriba YAHAA!

haha

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Is my thread better cuz i reply more :?

[Muezzin]

Assamualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

NO!!! you can't eat a "Chandoo" there ya go i'll tell ya it means a "wanabe gansta" are you a gangsta:? :D

I'm worse than a gangster.

I'm a law student.

&& humm if we ALL make a thread of our own don't you think it will be like some competing going on && also this thread will be mashed:? :D :p

Competition is good for the consumer as well as my health.

Do you not think the babies are taking away our freedom - because they are bringing lot of responsabilities, less time for ourselfs etc

Guys and gals should think about that before 'cuddling'.

Like Nicer

If anything I've let my sarcasm off its leash.

which is the best site you like && WHY!!

Ask a ninja.com because it's hilarious.

Is it possible to just ignore life for a month or so?, because I need a vacation!!

Heck I do it all the time with this thread!

...I've said too much.

Look, a poodle!

how does havin babies stop you from dying?

See *noor's post below.

who hired this guy anyway

On this thread, I'm my own boss.

it doesn't stop you from dying directly but it does stop the species from dying out...in other words, having babies will prevent human extinction unless there's another ice age or the world comes to an end.

And plus, as many married couples will confirm, making babies is fun.

Can Monkies rule are governments

Can you correct the spelling in that sentence? It should be 'monkeys' and 'our'.

But to answer your question, look no further than the White House! Har-har.

why are you ingnoring us Muzzy?!

Coursework.

And because I'm a tad sadistic. Tee-hee-hee.

do you like annoying peepz?

This question can be interpreted two ways:

'Do you like people who are annoying?'

and

'Do you like to annoy people?'

The answer to both questions is... occasionally.

do u like playing football or watching football ?

I like eggs.

ARE u on another vacation

Like hell I am.

why don't you reply!!

Law, Law, look and see
That's what you chose for your degree
Gooooooo
LAW COURSEWORK!

Cue pompoms and cheerleaders and mutant cheerleader pompom zombies.

have you got a super dooper water gun, that you use on un-suspecting passer bys from your bedroom window?

I have a bottle of Evian and a bladder.

How active are u in dawah?

About as active as a sleeping Jedi.

Why the chickens in zAk's avatar are comitting suicide

I don't care, free roast chickens! Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. :D

what do you think is appropriate as a consequency for people when they commit euthanasia?

Watching every single 'Earnest' movie back to back, over and over for five days.

Andele, andele, arriba, arriba YAHAA!

haha

Is my thread better cuz i reply more

Let the members decide.

Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

muezzin, have you ever had a near-death experience :p

[Muezzin]

muezzin, have you ever had a near-death experience :p

Not yet.

Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

muezzin, u firin blanks now :p

[Muezzin]

muezzin, u firin blanks now :p

Are you calling me impotent?

:p

Next!

[Tania]

I don't care, free roast chickens! Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. :D

:giggling:

Do you not think the marriage is doing the same thing, like the children:? (we have less freedom after marriage and need to adjust our habits to make certain space for the husband habits too:) )

[Tania]

Why the men can't live in peace with each other and always have to prove "i am the best":? When obvious there is enough space for them. Or is still about the alpha male theory :-[

[H4RUN]

have u ever been on the run from the coppers, the 'five 0's', the men in suits...heck u ever out run them? :p

[The Ruler]

:sl:

how do you cope with uni as well as the forum :?

:w:

[------]

:sl:

How r u?

Howz Minaz Bhai?

Wherez Minaz Bhai? (And no he cnt fit in a tin of beans :rollseyes)

What do u think of my signature?

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

:sl:

How r u?

Howz Minaz Bhai?

Wherez Minaz Bhai? (And no he cnt fit in a tin of beans :rollseyes)

What do u think of my signature?

:w:

Whats bhai

[*noor]

Whats bhai

i think thats how you say brother in Bengali.

[Pk_#2]

No it isn't bengali, :s

i thought it was urdu lol

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

yeh its urdu aswell init!!! and bengali....:)

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

bhai - bayya - bhaisab, its all bengali but whos to say its not other languages aswelll.

just like hukum - arabic - bengali and also could be more languages.


now for the topic, muezzin, do people keep rubbin your head when you shave it? :anger:

[Kittygyal]

I'm worse than a gangster.

I'm a law student.


Competition is good for the consumer as well as my health.








Ask a ninja.com because it's hilarious.






Coursework.

And because I'm a tad sadistic. Tee-hee-hee.





Law, Law, look and see
That's what you chose for your degree
Gooooooo
LAW COURSEWORK!

Cue pompoms and cheerleaders and mutant cheerleader pompom zombies.



Next!

salam.
are you a 'ninga' :p

why did you choose to do 'law' for:?

do you want help with your coursework:rollseyes lol
w.salam

[*noor]

how do you forget about all your problems?

[Tania]

Why the food thread was mostly activ during the Ramadhan and now is almost finished imsad :?It would not be more rational everyone to post now when they can eat imsad :?

[------]

Why don't u answer the questions :?

[The Ruler]

Why don't u answer the questions :?

he answered that before didnt he?...coursework init :)

btw...why do you think people have mood swings :?

:w:

[------]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy me? Go on Mr Master of Might of wotever they cal u..... yyyyyyyyy me?!?!

[Tania]

Would you become upset if in the buss the person which sit near to you, will try to read , in the same time with you, the newspaper from your hands:?

[KAT]

hi winter is back once again, how can I beat the winter blues?

[Kittygyal]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

there is KAT && Kitty aboard how come peeps tend to like make similler names to mine:? humm :X

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah, shukran

walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[The Ruler]

Would you become upset if in the buss the person which sit near to you, will try to read , in the same time with you, the newspaper from your hands:?

i do that at times :p ;D ;D

why do my computer slow down after a while:?

:w:

[------]

Why haven't i seen Minaz bhai on dis forum 4 tym?

[Kittygyal]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

why is mine tooth started to hurt even when i DON'T eat sweets!!!!!!!

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah, shukran

walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[The Ruler]

:sl:

what do you do if you cant get a point across...even if you;re screaming at the person :?

:w:

[Tania]

i do that at times :p ;D ;D

why do my computer slow down after a while:?

:w:

Sometimes i can't resist either :giggling: but now i wonder if its nice to do it :-[

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Why is everyone acting like they're on crack?( no offense) lol
Sorri, got nuttin else at the moment :p

[IbnAbdulHakim]

MUEZZIN !!!! did u marry zAk? WHERE IS HEEEEE!!!!

[lolwatever]

this thread baffles me :offended:

[Kittygyal]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

where thy heck is Minaz Akhi gone!!! has he gone to get married:?

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah, shukran

walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[------]

:sl:

OK no seriously ppl we gotta calm dwn wiv da questions lol otherwise muezzin bhai gonna be here answerin them for days!!

:w:

[The Ruler]

:sl:

1. Does Chacha Jalebi strike you as the type of person that would beat up elderly people for the sake of a cheap laugh? :offended:

2. Are H4RUN's arms really bigger than yours? :rollseyes

3. Do you reckon Chacha and H4RUN are best[est] friends [in the whole wide world]? :?

a mod alas :D...isnt that great :D...what do you think muzzaa :?...and its the dudette out of all moddyyss :D

:w:

[Tania]

I would like to know what i could do in order to remember the pots left on the cooking machine, and come back in the kitchen before to burn them.:?

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

:sl:

OK no seriously ppl we gotta calm dwn wiv da questions lol otherwise muezzin bhai gonna be here answerin them for days!!

:w:

isnt that the point? Thats why the thread is open riiighttttt? lol :)

[Tania]

Why in the legend there is no more the members team :? I can see only the restricted and limited members. :(

[Tania]

When you will be more free to can answer at our questions :?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

You ,need to devote more time to your thread am i right ^o)

[Hisbul_Aziz]

How much would woud a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

How much would woud a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

teehee felt like correcting you =D

[Muezzin]

:giggling:

Do you not think the marriage is doing the same thing, like the children:? (we have less freedom after marriage and need to adjust our habits to make certain space for the husband habits too:) )

Yep, marriage does the same thing. Which is why people should really think hard before 'tying the knot', discussing it with their families, rather than on the Internet ;)

Why the men can't live in peace with each other and always have to prove "i am the best" When obvious there is enough space for them. Or is still about the alpha male theory

To be proud and arrogant is to be human. Even women do it, it's just funnier.

have u ever been on the run from the coppers, the 'five 0's', the men in suits...heck u ever out run them

There was that one time when I thought I was being followed home by a police helicopter...

how do you cope with uni as well as the forum

With great difficulty.

How r u?

Groggy.

Howz Minaz Bhai?

I haven't met him in about a month.

Wherez Minaz Bhai? (And no he cnt fit in a tin of beans )

University.

What do u think of my signature?

Very... tropical.

Whats bhai

It means 'brother'.

Unless she meant to type 'Thai'. Which sounds like 'Tie'. Which rhymes with 'TIE', as in:

'EEEEE-AAHH'

Ah, you know what a TIE fighter sounds like.

now for the topic, muezzin, do people keep rubbin your head when you shave it

I wish.

salam.
are you a 'ninga'

I could have been a ninja, but I didn't revise for the written exam. Big mistake.

Other examiners just mark you down - ninjas throw shurikens at you for every wrong answer.

why did you choose to do 'law' for

Because it's safer than being a ninja.

do you want help with your coursework lol
w.salam

Yes, but it could lead to plagiarism, which could lead to me being kicked out of the university, which could lead to me being killed by ninjas.

how do you forget about all your problems?

Apply to skull. Repeatedly.

Why the food thread was mostly activ during the Ramadhan and now is almost finished It would not be more rational everyone to post now when they can eat

People can be kind of silly that way, eh?

Why don't u answer the questions

I'm a busy, busy bumbleebee.

btw...why do you think people have mood swings

Because of their Prozac intake.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy me? Go on Mr Master of Might of wotever they cal u..... yyyyyyyyy me?!?!

Why do you ask this exact same question over and over?

Would you become upset if in the buss the person which sit near to you, will try to read , in the same time with you, the newspaper from your hands

I don't know, everytime I get on the bus I have to stand because all the seats are taken at nine in the morning. Grr.

hi winter is back once again, how can I beat the winter blues?

Dress up warm, drink hot chocolate and stay away from lava.

there is KAT && Kitty aboard how come peeps tend to like make similler names to mine humm

I think you should merge into one being and call yourselves KitKat.

why do my computer slow down after a while

Run a virus check just in case. Also, delete your cookies, empty your history and temporary Internet folders. Stuff like that can take up a lot of memory.

Why haven't i seen Minaz bhai on dis forum 4 tym?

Because he doesn't want to post.

why is mine tooth started to hurt even when i DON'T eat sweets!!!!!!!

Do you brush your teeth and get plenty of milk? If so, the only thing I can think of is it is in fact the Tooth Fairy getting revenge.

what do you do if you cant get a point across...even if you;re screaming at the person

Calm down.

Speak clearly.

And kick 'em in the nuts.

1. Does Chacha Jalebi strike you as the type of person that would beat up elderly people for the sake of a cheap laugh?

Yes.

2. Are H4RUN's arms really bigger than yours?

Only if he's Stretch Armstrong.

3. Do you reckon Chacha and H4RUN are best[est] friends [in the whole wide world]?

They are BFF's. Best Friends Forever. And they will soon have the necklaces to prove it. They will. They will come by special ninja delivery. And believe me, when an armed ninja bursts through your window and tells you to accept a gift, you accept it.

Why is everyone acting like they're on crack?( no offense) lol

They must have found my 'special' sherbert.

MUEZZIN !!!! did u marry zAk? WHERE IS HEEEEE!!!!

Nice logic. Because you don't know where someone is you assume either:

a) I married them
or
b)I killed them.

I mean, you need a whole book to find where Wally's at, but you don't see people accusing me of murdering or marrying the bloke.

Anyhow, zAk's busy at work.

this thread baffles me

Such is life.

where thy heck is Minaz Akhi gone!!! has he gone to get married

He's in a Where's Wally book.

OK no seriously ppl we gotta calm dwn wiv da questions lol otherwise muezzin bhai gonna be here answerin them for days!!

It's been about 30 minutes thus far.

And I'm still groggy.

I would like to know what i could do in order to remember the pots left on the cooking machine, and come back in the kitchen before to burn them.

Set an alarm?

Preferably not the fire alarm.

Why in the legend there is no more the members team I can see only the restricted and limited members.

I'm not sure. You'll have to ask in the main forum.

When you will be more free to can answer at our questions

For about twenty more minutes.

You ,need to devote more time to your thread am i right

No, I need to devote more time to my degree.

How much would woud a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

Enough for my fireplace.

Or a bonfire. In which we burn woodchuck effigies.

And then go, 'wait a minute. Those weren't effigies'.

And then the RSPCA closes the place down and tasers the hell out of everyone. Partytime. Whoooo!

Next!

[Tania]

Do you think zAk penguin stretched his wing a) unintentionally or b) on purpose to stumble the other :?

[The Ruler]

:sl:

do you watch naruto :?

:w:

[------]

:sl:

What r ur hobbies apart from being mean and terrorising people :offended:

:w:

[Muezzin]

Do you think zAk penguin stretched his wing a) unintentionally or b) on purpose to stumble the other :?

c) to reach a bucket of chicken.

do you watch naruto

I haven't seen that much anime to tell the truth. I've seen DBZ, I've got the Animatrix (Detective Story and World Record are awesome), but I've not seen any others. Would like to watch Ninja Scroll and Akira.

What r ur hobbies apart from being mean and terrorising people

Writing horror stories and ones which are darkly funny. Which reminds me, I still have to write my horror story 'Adonis' for this forum...

Next!

[The Ruler]

:sl:

was 'the wiseman' thread deleted :?

if so why :?

:w:

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Are you one of those gaming geeks? :D well maybe not as geeky as when they dress up! wow i hate
that...
AND do u watch G4? :p

[Muezzin]

:sl:

was 'the wiseman' thread deleted :?

if so why :?

:w:

Yes, because Khalid requested it to be deleted. FYI, I was not the one who deleted it (before anyone jumps on me or something)

Are you one of those gaming geeks? well maybe not as geeky as when they dress up! wow i hate that...

Nah. I hardly have time to play videogames. The only 'character' I dress up as is a solicitor.

AND do u watch G4?

What the heck is G4? GMTV with three more Lorraine Kellys? I watch three programmes: 'House', 'Lost' and 'Everybody Hates Chris'. I don't really like anything else on TV.

Next!

[The Ruler]

Yes, because Khalid requested it to be deleted. FYI, I was not the one who deleted it (before anyone jumps on me or something)

:sl:

no i wasnt going to...since you study law, it is most likely that you wouldn't commit such a shameful crime...and that you would be fair with your trials...

:w:

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Lol, i knew you wouldnt know. Its a gaming channel, my bro watches it... If you have io its like channel 175 or somethin...ok neways! HEY i like Lost! :D

[nafy]

salaam...

bro muezzin....u eva wanted 2 be a girl? lol

w/salaam :)

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Maybe in his dreams =D lol

[Hisbul_Aziz]

I ,didnt request ,it :cry:

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

request what?

[Pk_#2]

Dun b sad bro, u can take Minaz' place while his in pakiland

Who doesnt wana b a girl?

dey nuts man!

[Tania]

c) to reach a bucket of chicken.

Yes ,now its much clearly why he stretched his left wing and not the right one. The lion-chicken are in left too :giggling:

How could i keep my brain focused on studies for more hours :? I want to say how could i reduce the breaks :?

[Kittygyal]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

where has Kalid gone:? && why is your gorilla so scary!:? poor SNOWY is scared :(

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah, shukran!

[aamirsaab]

:sl:
Muezzin's on a time out.

salaam...

bro muezzin....u eva wanted 2 be a girl? lol

w/salaam

What and get PMS? I think I'll save myself lots of trouble. And money.

Dun b sad bro, u can take Minaz' place while his in pakiland

Over my dead body. Minaz is not on pakiland.

Who doesnt wana b a girl?

All males. Those that do, we call them gaybos.

How could i keep my brain focused on studies for more hours I want to say how could i reduce the breaks

make sure you have water during your revision period. Also, make each period of revision beneficial. i.e make sure you've actually learnt something from that particular session (even if it's only one or two little things)

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

where has Kalid gone

How would muezzin know that? He's an anti-agony uncle, not a phsycic.

&& why is your gorilla so scary!

Jeez, if that scares you, planet of the apes must kill you.

poor SNOWY is scared

Scared as in traumatised or scared as in dislike? If it's the latter, I'll make sure muezzin and I try harder next time.

Next.

[Kittygyal]

How would muezzin know that? He's an anti-agony uncle, not a phsycic.

Jeez, if that scares you, planet of the apes must kill you.

Scared as in traumatised or scared as in dislike? If it's the latter, I'll make sure muezzin and I try harder next time.

Next.

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

what do you mean "kill" me :cry: :cry:

&& Muezzien delibertly closed Khalids thread && then said he requested it && Khalid said he never :muddlehea ^o)

scared as in "scared" like so frigthened! ^o)

&& why are you answering thy questions am going to help aswel now! :shade:

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah, shukran!

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

what do you mean "kill" me

Planet of the apes has an entire cast of.... well apes. So if one big gorilla scares you, then an army of the little blighters will probably do as I stated.

&& Muezzien delibertly closed Khalids thread
&& then said he requested it && Khalid said he never

Error, error, low level of daleel, error.

scared as in "scared" like so frigthened!

Everybody all together now: "mashallah, aamirsaab." See, now that's helping muslims unite as one ummah, if only for a brief second. Booyah.

&& why are you answering thy questions am going to help aswel now!

I'll say this once: like the sith, only two masters of magic, might and monday mornings are there at any one time. So in simple words: no you aren't going to help. I'm minaz's official replacement.

[Kittygyal]

:sl:

Planet of the apes has an entire cast of.... well apes. So if one big gorilla scares you, then an army of the little blighters will probably do as I stated.


Error, error, No daleel presented, error.


Everybody all together now: "mashallah, aamirsaab." See, now that's helping muslims unite as one ummah, if only for a brief second. Booyah.


I'll say this once: like the sith, only two masters of magic, might and monday mornings are there at any one time. So in simple words: no you aren't going to help. I'm minaz's official replacement.

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

&& who said you can answer them:?:muddlehea BOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :confused:

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah, shukran!

[Tania]

But i don't like sooo much the water:( Could i replace it with juice :) or its not allowed:confused:

[Muezzin]

&& Muezzien delibertly closed Khalids thread && then said he requested it && Khalid said he never :muddlehea ^o)

You know, there's a difference between a joke and a lie. You are either lying, or acting on some mistaken belief that I closed that thread. I did not.

&& why are you answering thy questions am going to help aswel now! :shade:

He has special permission from me.

But i don't like sooo much the water Could i replace it with juice or its not allowed

Yeah. Also eat fruit. Bananas are supposed to be good for memory or something.

Next!

[The Ruler]

:sl:

what do you do...if you missed break and had something else to do at lunch...but your hungry :?

:w:

[H4RUN]

yo yo yo bad man:p

Ever accidentaly [deliberatley:p] dropped sumin on aaaamirsaaaab? and vice versa....:D

[Tania]

Do you think the cats need clothes , or the dogs or should the owner to leave them in their fur :? without improvements

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

aww cute cat!! haaha!

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Just ,to clear it up Muezzin did not close it :shade:

CAN you bring the thread back

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

nxt: whats up doc?

ma'salamah

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

:sl:

what do you do...if you missed break and had something else to do at lunch...but your hungry :?

Phone up Pizza hut. Or visit a local halal chicken place. Maryland or chicken cottage will do nicely.
By this, I mean you phone/visit maryland chicken and bring me the food when I get hungry.

yo yo yo bad man:p

Ever accidentaly [deliberatley:p] dropped sumin on aaaamirsaaaab? and vice versa....:D

I and muezzin are constantly dropping things on one another. Note, the keyword there is things, not droppings.

Do you think the cats need clothes , or the dogs or should the owner to leave them in their fur :? without improvements

Well, God gave 'em fur to protect them from the cold, so why fork out fitty bucks for a sweatshirt. Besides, clothes on cats is so passe.

CAN you bring the thread back

I got the power yes. The real question is will I (or muezzin) bring it back. The answer is....I'll let muezzin decide.

nxt: whats up doc?

The sky, some clouds, occasionally the sun and the moon. Oh and right this instance....pluto. But not anymore.

[------]

Why is aamirsaab obsessed with Marmite?

[Tania]

Which is the difference between limited and restricted members:?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Why is aamirsaab obsessed with Marmite?

I'm not obsessed with it, hell I haven't ever consumed...well I did eat one marmite flavoured packet of crisps...not bad, seeing as it's marmite an' all.

I've actually explained twice before, but I don't mind explaining again: it's symbolic: some people hate marmite, some love it, just as some people will hate me and some people will love me, purely on the basis of my posts. Hence, it is in my signature. Note: no matter how many times you try, clicking on it will reveal nothing

Which is the difference between limited and restricted members:?

One can edit their post, one cannot. All members start off as restricted and are unable to edit and post in certain sections. This is upgraded to limited (not sure what criteria must be met, I think it's based on post count) who are able to edit and post anywhere, apart from private forums. Once a limited member has achieved 100 or so posts, they are eligible to ask if they are allowed in the private forums.

[Tania]

Thank you , i understand now. :)

How could i make to see only one post when someone will click on the link. Usually if i give a link toward a thread in this forum, the whole page appears. But i would like only one post to be visible on the page, who will click on the link, don't scroll the entire page to find the post at which i am thinking :?

[The Ruler]

Phone up Pizza hut. Or visit a local halal chicken place. Maryland or chicken cottage will do nicely.
By this, I mean you phone/visit maryland chicken and bring me the food when I get hungry.

:sl:

you think am loaded :?

:w:

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

How could i make to see only one post when someone will click on the link. Usually if i give a link toward a thread in this forum, the whole page appears. But i would like only one post to be visible on the page, who will click on the link, don't scroll the entire page to find the post at which i am thinking :?

I understand what you want, however, I honestly do not know how to do it.
I think its the url but instead of: =showreply&p=[insert post number here], it's =showpost=[insert post number here]. I've not tested this to find out though.

you think am loaded

No, I think I'm hungry. So come on, chop chop.

[IB-Staff]

Which is the difference between limited and restricted members

sorry to interfere, but members with less than 50 posts are LIMITED members. a new usergroup was created solely for Anonymous account called the RESTRICTED Members. and about the restrictions... you all know it very well, the anon account cant be used to view any section other than Cyber counselling, cant use the PM system, rep system or the Userpages area and many more.

How could i make to see only one post when someone will click on the link. Usually if i give a link toward a thread in this forum, the whole page appears. But i would like only one post to be visible on the page, who will click on the link, don't scroll the entire page to find the post at which i am thinking

on the top right area of the post, there's this post number for each post. right click it and copy the link location. share the link, which will open up only that post.

P.s: Keep the Technical queries out of here.

[Tania]

P.s: Keep the Technical queries out of here.

Thank you for the answers:) It really will help to can open the only one post link. I like to ask here questions because the answers are very good:thumbs_up :statisfie customer of the thread.

[Tania]

Where is the marmite pic from the signature :?

[H4RUN]

do you think i need an ASBO?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Where is the marmite pic from the signature :?

Took it off - it was too big. I'm going to get a new one, maybe make a gif type signature soon.

do you think i need an ASBO?

Do I think you need one? Yes.
Do you actually need one? Probably not. Unless of course you smash people's faces in with your huge arms (*coughs*).

[------]

:sl:

"aamirsaab isnt aamirsaab without the marmite pic in his sig"

What iz ur view on that statement?

:w:

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

"aamirsaab isnt aamirsaab without the marmite pic in his sig"

What iz ur view on that statement?

A signature doesn't give one's presence meaning, nor does it reflect his/her existence in this dunya (I would've put "world" but dunya makes the sentence sound so much...well..cooler)

[H4RUN]

Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan? :D

[------]

:sl:

What would u do if u had a choice of; telling some1 the truth that makes them sad, or telling some1 a lie that makes them happy?

:w:

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan? :D

In terms of pure fighting capabilities, Bruce Lee. In terms of maximal utilisation of environment, Jackie Chan.

:sl:

What would u do if u had a choice of; telling some1 the truth that makes them sad, or telling some1 a lie that makes them happy?

Honesty over deception. Tell them the truth, but comfort them. Or, you could just abstain and keep quiet. That way you can do no wrong and noone can complain - best of both worlds.

[Tania]

Do you think will be make a new movie with Frodo or The return of the king is the last from the serie :?

[Muezzin]

Do you think will be make a new movie with Frodo or The return of the king is the last from the serie :?

the Return of the King is the last part of the Lord of the Rings.

Tolkien wrote 'The Hobbit' before Lord of the Rings however, and it stars Bilbo Baggins, Frodo's uncle - it's definitely going to be made into a film because New Line, the studio who has the rights, said so. It's just a question of when.

Next!

[Tania]

I didn't read the book but i wish to see the next movie with Frodo and Sam:) their adventure, may be in the elfs land.
You don't think will be another movie with them ,right:?
I am not to interested in the movie with Bilbo.
Do you think , the producers gave up in the last fight at Sauron magical power only in order to can finish the movie with a happy end:?

[Muezzin]

No more adventures with Sam and Frodo I'm afraid. 'The Hobbit' is about Bilbo only.

I think the producers stayed very faithful to the book - the ending is extremely similar.

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[Tania]

How could they kill the nazgul - which was already dead. Do you rem in the castle battle, a nazgul were the chief of the orchs army. With the repaired sword , the king killed him. During the last part of the movie i had this feeling they wish to destroy the bad and due to this a lot of things happened which normally shouldn't happen.
Have you noticed too:?

[Muezzin]

Yeah, all that happens in the book too. It's good triumphing over evil and all that nice stuff.

Anyhow, I don't want this topic to turn into a Lord of the Rings thread, so...

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[Tania]

Have you tried to count sheeps in order to can sleep:? And if you were successfull :-[

[nafy]

Salaam

wats appninnnnnnnnnnnnn lol...bro how do i finish dis dumb law essay wen its soooooooooooooo boring!!!! lol

w/salaam :)

[H4RUN]

found any big wabbits yet?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Were are you muezzin :cry: you havent answered in weeks

Can i take over :rollseyes

[nafy]

salaam....

where are u? lol

w/salaam :)

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Have you tried to count sheeps in order to can sleep:? And if you were successfull :-[

Believe it or not, but my bed is really comfy and almost knocks me out to sleep. So i've never had to count any sheep at all.

Salaam

wats appninnnnnnnnnnnnn lol...bro how do i finish dis dumb law essay wen its soooooooooooooo boring!!!! lol

Go to the library and do background reading to get as much info as you need. Then sit down on pc and write it all up. Oh wait, you wanted the easy and non-boring method right? In that case, go to ASDA, and buy me one of those delightful creamy cakes, halal ones mind you. It'll count as my eid gift. Jazakallah kheir.

found any big wabbits yet?

Still hunting.

Were are you muezzin :cry: you havent answered in weeks

People never believe me when I say muezzin actually has a life.

Can i take over :rollseyes

Nope.

salaam....

where are u? lol

As of this moment, muezzin is watching matrix reloaded in the room next door.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

umm so can i get my thread back :exhausted

[Tania]

From which languages are coming 7 - instead of h and 3 - instead of s :? Because they don't have the shape of the replaced letters :-[

[Muezzin]

umm so can i get my thread back :exhausted

Yes, but if it gets out of hand, Farhan will probably delete it again.

From which languages are coming 7 - instead of h and 3 - instead of s Because they don't have the shape of the replaced letters

They're supposed to look like Arabic letters. So for example 7 allegedly looks like the Arabic letter which sounds like 'haa'. I think the practice is quite ridiculous, but then, Farhan does it, although I'll never tell him for fear of getting my butt kicked.

Aw, drats.

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[Tania]

How do you think are looking the Elmets hunted by sis Tag :?

[H4RUN]

is everybody kung fu fighting?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

its nearly new yr 2007 [not that i celebrate it] but yeh any new yr resolutions [not that i have or believe in that stuff] :uhwhat

ma'salamah

[------]

:sl:

Hav u graduated from uni yet @ Muezzin/Aamirsaab Bhai?!

:w:

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

is everybody kung fu fighting?

Not any more :(

its nearly new yr 2007 [not that i celebrate it] but yeh any new yr resolutions [not that i have or believe in that stuff] :uhwhat

Yeah, one of them was spend less time on LI. No just kidding, I haven't made any resolutions really. If I want to do something, I'll do it, don't need to make no stinking resolution.

:sl:

Hav u graduated from uni yet @ Muezzin/Aamirsaab Bhai?!

:w:

Muezzin's in his last year.
I'm in my first - got 2 more to go, inshallah.

[minaz]

Asalaam-Alaikum

[Nawal89]

^
AH.
your BAK.
:X:X:X

[Pk_#2]

WalaykumSalaam Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh,

welcome back bro! :)

Hope your well :D

[Tania]

Muezzin's in his last year.
I'm in my first - got 2 more to go, inshallah.

You will be a lawyer too or have you decided for something else:?

Asalaam-Alaikum

Welcome back:) Its a longer stay or its just a small visit:?

[------]

:sl:

What u doing a degree in Aamisaab bro?

Minaz bhai WHERE HAV U BEEN lol iz everyfing alrite?!

:w:

[Mujahidah4Allah]

okay i've like not been around how cums aamir saabs got minaz's job?

and where was minaz?

ma'salamah

[Tania]

I have noticed in the sweet section of the supermarket a little more overweight salesman moving the items - he worked there. You don't think the owner should place the more plump men in sections where is not food:? For their health off course.He will never loose weight if he see the chocolates the whole day :-[ What do you think:?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

You will be a lawyer too or have you decided for something else:?

I am currently studying business and marketing. Pretty easy seeing as it's just an extention of A level business studies, which I got a close A in and also got me my scholarship. Not that I'm bragging of course.

:sl:

What u doing a degree in Aamisaab bro?

Business and marketing.

okay i've like not been around how cums aamir saabs got minaz's job?

and where was minaz?

He got Shanghaid so I thought I'd take his place. Naturally, of course, I was the best choice.

I have noticed in the sweet section of the supermarket a little more overweight salesman moving the items - he worked there. You don't think the owner should place the more plump men in sections where is not food:? For their health off course.He will never loose weight if he see the chocolates the whole day :-[ What do you think:?

Sadly, there is no law preventing fat people from working. Though to be fair, the tubby guys who are working with the fatty foods are probably sick of it; they work for 9 hours with that food around them. Staring at them, sending subliminal messages into their minds along the lines of: "Bite me" and "I taste as good as I look".

Please note that if any of the above, previous or future information delivered by any of the masters cause you to do socially abnormal things to other members of the public, living or dead, the masters will not be held accountable for it. This is partly to do with us covering our butts and largely to do with the fact we don't have money to fund a court-case.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

aamirsaab man !!! that too halaal thing is goin thru ma head now, u kno that song "im too *ehhem* for your clothes, too *ehhem for your shirt"

replace EHHEM wiv halaal!

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

aamirsaab man !!! that too halaal thing is goin thru ma head now, u kno that song "im too *ehhem* for your clothes, too *ehhem for your shirt"

replace EHHEM wiv halaal!

muahahaha.

[Tania]

Do you wish to say its possible the women which works in the place where are made the cakes to get bored by cakes :?

[nafy]

salaam...

r u all still as nutty as b4? hehe ;)

tc w/salaam :)

[minaz]

Well its like half a year since i'v been on here so I should of aged and lost my nuttyness- but I doubt it :p

[Kittygyal]

salamualikum.
hey minaz u back mashallah, welcome back akhi.
&& i agree 100001 (odd) with you! (On your avi) :X
Ma'assalama

[The Ruler]

:sl:

as a student who studies law, how do you think, that the youth that commit violence on the street, should be treated/sentenced? what should be the consequenses?

:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

as a student who studies law, how do you think, that the youth that commit violence on the street, should be treated/sentenced? what should be the consequenses?

:w:

They should be slapped with huge, wet fish.

While they sit in their prison cells, naturally.

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[shible]

:sl:

I was wondering,

Ok Doc wat should i post?:scared:


:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

I was wondering,

Ok Doc wat should i post?:scared:


:w:

I like to post letters, myself.

I think Danger Mouse lives in there.

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[Al_Imaan]

how come this thread is so dead?...:p

[Muezzin]

how come this thread is so dead?...:p

I repeatedly tried to kill it, but it's more resilient than a cockroach on speed.

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[Al_Imaan]

would u prefer rain or snow on a monday morning?...

[Muezzin]

would u prefer rain or snow on a monday morning?...

I would prefer sleet.

Sorry, I meant sleep.

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[shible]

At last here it is the Birth of a Prototype,

one more intelligemt human programming of A.L.I.C.E


the Latest Version of MBot.

But i wonder whose system you are running on

[Tania]

Would you try to protect the fishes from aqvarium from the house cat :?

[Muezzin]

At last here it is the Birth of a Prototype,

one more intelligemt human programming of A.L.I.C.E


the Latest Version of MBot.

But i wonder whose system you are running on

Uh-ALICE-does not compute-uh-you're under arrest!

Would you try to protect the fishes from aqvarium from the house cat

Yup. You need to install some booby traps around the fish tank.

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[Muslim Knight]

Okay, consider the following;

1. Frogs growing extra leg because of DDT
2. Black cat is colored so because of encroachment by white cat or a dog
3. Moth turning from white to black because there are people


Which, to you, are the most silly?

[shible]

Explain Logic?
What do u think of logic?

how far is logic integrated with the day to day life?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Okay, consider the following;

1. Frogs growing extra leg because of DDT
2. Black cat is colored so because of encroachment by white cat or a dog
3. Moth turning from white to black because there are people


Which, to you, are the most silly?

I'd say number 2. Here is why: 1 would be caused via mutation, which is understandable and 3 is like a defense mechanism. 2, I don't know what the hell that cat thinks it is doing, so it must be silly.

Explain Logic?
What do u think of logic?

Good lord, this isn't the place for serious questions. But, we'll try getting an answer (what I really mean is a laugh for me)

how far is logic integrated with the day to day life?

If you take time to think about every action you perform in a day then this would mean that you live a very logical life. Reality is that yes we do plan certain causes of actions, however there are moments of randomness, or error if you're a pessimist, when we act on impulse.

Certainly, there is also the matter of fate which is usually out of our hands (though, certain theories would say we do contribute to this) but can structure our daily life depending on what happens.

[shible]

ok bro since you wish to have some fun i shall also post ? according to it

why was Chimp the only animal that was referred to human action and imitations

why not other monkeys or other animals ?

why not Birds or Fish or Parasites or Bacterias and Viruses?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

why was Chimp the only animal that was referred to human action and imitations


why not other monkeys or other animals ?


why not Birds or Fish or Parasites or Bacterias and Viruses?

'cus chimps are cuter than other animals, and if you're compared to a chimp, you know you must be really cute. Similarly, if you're called cute, you know full well they mean you look like a chimp.

[Count DeSheep]

Hey, wait a minute! I though Muezzin and Minaz did things with words, but now Mr. Aamirsaab pops in with his ultra-cool hamburger avatar...I am so confuzzled...>.<

Does this thread work like the Highlander movie? O.o

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Ultra cool hamburger avatar ;D ahahaha.

I got a question. Do you think your weird:? I know I am :X

[shible]

it seems my post got deleted for some reason

[Tania]

Do you think a cool hamburger should compulsory have ketchup too :?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Hey, wait a minute! I though Muezzin and Minaz did things with words, but now Mr. Aamirsaab pops in with his ultra-cool hamburger avatar...I am so confuzzled...>.<

This has already been explained several times but I'll say it again anyway: minaz is on a vacation, so I took his place.

Does this thread work like the Highlander movie? O.o

Haven't actually seen the highlander movie(s) so in that case, it's a maybe.

Ultra cool hamburger avatar ;D ahahaha.

Indeed it is.

I got a question. Do you think your weird:? I know I am :X

I haven't got anything to go on, but if it will make you happy, then yes. Yes you are weird.

it seems my post got deleted for some reason

Yah, this thread is for you guys to ask questions and the masters aka me or muezzin (minaz is allowed but he's how we say part time). Posts with no questions get deleted. members who are not registered masters that post 'answers' also have their posts deleted. We run a tight ship here. When we can be bothered to answer the questions of course.

Do you think a cool hamburger should compulsory have ketchup too :?

Yes. Ketchup is the fundemental part of any burger - any burger without ketchup (or other form of sauce) is just a meat patty in a bun. Which totally sucks.

[Count DeSheep]

:sl:

This has already been explained several times but I'll say it again anyway: minaz is on a vacation, so I took his place.

"Vacation," eh? Whatta 'bout Muezzin? Did he have to go on "vacation" too? Permanent vacation?! I know how you mobsters work. I seen the movies.:raging:

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

"Vacation," eh? Whatta 'bout Muezzin? Did he have to go on "vacation" too? Permanent vacation?! I know how you mobsters work. I seen the movies.:raging:

Nah muezzin is sleeping (not with the 'fishies' and certainly not '6 feet deep'). Oh and we're not mobsters, we are:

"Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings!" Get it right please, or we'll sue for defomation.

[Muslim Knight]

"Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings!" Get it right please, or we'll sue for defomation.

Please don't edit your original post for the sake of maintaining hilarious content.

When you say defomation, were you referring to;

a. deformation (of people's faces, metal bars)
b. defamation (as in legal suit)
c. deformation + defamation (disfiguring of people's faces and suing for assault)
d. none, I just made it up

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Please don't edit your original post for the sake of maintaining hilarious content.

On this thread, I (plural) can do as I (again, plural) please :D

When you say defomation, were you referring to;

a. deformation (of people's faces, metal bars)
b. defamation (as in legal suit)
c. deformation + defamation (disfiguring of people's faces and suing for assault)
d. none, I just made it up

I am tempted to say D, but I did in fact mean B. The letter 'O' does look like 'A' quite a bit you know, I mean sometimes I even spell my name as oomirsoob....

.....moving very swiftly on: Next question.

[Al_Imaan]

how come its only monday mornings?....does this means that they're not good for tues, wed, thurs, etc. mornings?...

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

how come its only monday mornings?....does this means that they're not good for tues, wed, thurs, etc. mornings?...

We're good everyday of the week, Monday is just our speciality.

[shible]

why do we only refer Pheonix as a superior bird which we don't see. Aren't the Eagles and Vultures better than Pheonix?

[shible]

do animals have Deja-vu.

if human's are referred to Monkey's. then do monkey's catch cold and get Fever. if they get Fever wat tablet do they take

[Count DeSheep]

Morpheus said:
You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

My question:
Did he have any purple pills, called Nexium?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

why do we only refer Pheonix as a superior bird which we don't see. Aren't the Eagles and Vultures better than Pheonix?

'cus the pheonix is made outta of fire! Eagles and Vultures got nothin on fire.

do animals have Deja-vu.

They may experience it but since they do not possess free will and free thought, they probably do not even realise it. On the other hand, one could say that their entire life is spent in deja vu since they have to do the same thing every day (in order to survive).

if human's are referred to Monkey's. then do monkey's catch cold and get Fever.

I'm not an animal scientist! But, monkeys and other animals do catch illnesses or diseases (e.g. avian flu)

if they get Fever wat tablet do they take

I guess a panadol would do the trick. Though if this action acually kills someones pet, don't blame me, i'm studying business not science.

Morpheus said:

My question:
Did he have any purple pills, called Nexium?

Morpheus deceives a lot of people. He actually has a big bag of jelly beans (they aren't pills, he is lying) in his pocket, containing a variety of different coloured beans of sweetness. I am unsure though if he named them.

He also had a white pill. If you took it, he claimed you'd have minty breath for a few hours.

[Muslim Knight]

What could possibly be too halal for someone? Explain using diagram.

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

What could possibly be too halal for someone?

There is halaal and there is Halaal.

Explain using diagram.

As you wish

Halaal food:

2 halaal food:

[Muslim Knight]

Now that's hilarious. But you forgot one thing;

Next!

[shible]

how far do u think that the english language is correct?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Now that's hilarious. But you forgot one thing;

Next!

Under normal cirucmstances, I'd count this as a free post, which would be deleted. Since however I'm feeling lazy (or generous depending on your spectral alignment), I shall leave it for all to see.

how far do u think that the english language is correct?

Well for starters english is half french, comprendes? Secondly, most of the english language rules suck since they keep bloody changing depending on the circumstance - so I don't blame people for totally sucking at speaking in english (refering to real life conversations as opposed to the internet).

I don't think there is one correct language, but then again, I like quite a few :D

[shible]

wat do u think of hypnotism on animals?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

wat do u think of hypnotism on animals?

I'm against animal testing.

Hypnotism would be pointless on an animal anyway. ''I shall snap my fingers and you shall act like a monkey

"Bravo, encore."

[Bittersteel]

what happened to Minaz?

[shible]

Pretty Impressive

why are Mummies afraid of Cat?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

what happened to Minaz?

Arrrg! He's on vacation.

Pretty Impressive

You know it.

why are Mummies afraid of Cat?

What do cats do with any form of material, heck any form of anything? That's right, tear it all up and/or crap on it. So mummies, who are wrapped up in material are scared cus they might get attacked by cats. Very simple logic really.

(note; the real answer is probably to do with cat mythology, something that I know pretty much next to nothing about. I just gave this answer because it made sense to me)

[shible]

Who was the First guy or which was the first nation to release the pirated copies of softwares?

[Muezzin]

Who was the First guy or which was the first nation to release the pirated copies of softwares?

Probably some Chinese dude. Named Mike Ro' Sof.

Rimshot please.

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[shible]

was the Buggs Bunny the true character that was created or was it some other character and then modified into Buggs

[Muezzin]

was the Buggs Bunny the true character that was created or was it some other character and then modified into Buggs

For ultra serious queries of that nature, try wikipedia. I wouldn't want to mislead you after all. Apparently, 'Happy Rabbit' was the earliest version of Bugs Bunny.

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[shible]

Why was *** used when referring to explicit content why not other characters like /.,';:"][{}\=-|!@#$%^&?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

how cums this thread is dying?

[Muezzin]

Why was *** used when referring to explicit content why not other characters like /.,';:"][{}\=-|!@#$%^&?

Because **** is stylish. So ***** ***** **** THIS MAN!

Tee hee.

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[shible]

who introduced Momma and Mom instead of Mother?

[Muezzin]

who introduced Momma and Mom instead of Mother?

Toddlers.

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[Mujahidah4Allah]

you ignored my last post :uhwhat

[Muezzin]

how cums this thread is dying?

All things die, Anakin Skywalker. Even stars burn out.

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[Mujahidah4Allah]

its really boring what to do?

[Count DeSheep]

You're alive!

But I thought I left you in the clutches of my giant squid! >.<!!!

[Muslim Knight]

Okay, given the circumstances;

1. Abu Kassim traveled 25 miles from his home while in junub
2. My plastic ruler measured up 15 cm yesterday, 2 cm longer at midnight and 3 cm shorter as of today
3. A fly got into the camel's eye

Pop quiz, who owns the zebra?

[Tania]

What it means 'junub' :?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

its really boring what to do?

Sleep.

You're alive!

But I thought I left you in the clutches of my giant squid! >.<!!!

Muezzin ate your squid.

Okay, given the circumstances;

1. Abu Kassim traveled 25 miles from his home while in junub
2. My plastic ruler measured up 15 cm yesterday, 2 cm longer at midnight and 3 cm shorter as of today
3. A fly got into the camel's eye

Pop quiz, who owns the zebra?

Abu kassim - zebras can travel helluva fast.

What it means 'junub' :?

Junub means to be in a state of impurity. If you would like a clearer definition, I'd advise you to ask a member of the same gender since it's really embarrassing for a male to talk about this kind of stuff to a female and even to a fellow male.

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[Tania]

I thought at something for travelling:-[ because he mentioned 25 miles

If you will go in desert for a picnic what would you prefer to go upto there :a. a camel or b. a car or c. something else

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

If you will go in desert for a picnic what would you prefer to go upto there :a. a camel or b. a car or c. something else

Probably a car since I've never traveled on camel-back. Though, I don't have a drivers licence so I'd probably have to go with c - walking.

I wouldn't actually go to the desert for a picnic.

[Count DeSheep]

WOW! How come you don't have your lie-sends?

If birds carry baby humans to their parents, what carries baby birds to their parents?

Which is best to have: one fish, two fish, red fish, or blue fish?

Why do penguins march? Are they in the military?

Who was the original Barker: seals, dogs, or Bob?

P.S. If you understand the last one too well, I'll assume you're old. XP

[aamirsaab]

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WOW! How come you don't have your lie-sends?

I have no idea what the heck you just said.

If birds carry baby humans to their parents, what carries baby birds to their parents?

Kangaroos

Which is best to have: one fish, two fish, red fish, or blue fish?

A blue fish is a dead fish. One fish is boring after a while. Go for two - one to keep your eyes entertained and the other to keep your belly entertained.

Why do penguins march? Are they in the military?

Yes. In fact penquins invented a lot of miltary tactics that you see today such as the commando roll and the belly slide (though this is only used downhills) Did you also know that they have their own martial arts? Penguin style or the waddle if you're a simpleton. Penguins are also expert marksmen - have you ever seen any army take on penguins? No? That's because the penguins capped them way before they had a chance.

Who was the original Barker: seals, dogs, or Bob?

Probably Bob.

P.S. If you understand the last one too well, I'll assume you're old. XP

Hey, i'm old enough to be your dad's fathers grandson, matey!

[Count DeSheep]

Hey, i'm old enough to be your dad's fathers grandson, matey!

I answer that with:

I have no idea what the heck you just said.

In any case, I'll ignore your age 'cause of the burger. Where's it from, anywho?

[aamirsaab]

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Where's it from, anywho?

I typed in halaal burger on google image search and this very nice specimen turned up on page 1. It does look rather fetching, I must say.

[Count DeSheep]

Halaal Burger...Is that like the alternate version of Good Burger, off of All That? XP

[H4RUN]

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:D Would Muhammad ali whoop bruce lee in a boxing contest, cos' as he said no 1 can lick him, the only way he'd get licked was if he was a postage stamp:D:D
Or would Bruce's 'WAAAAAAATAAAAAA' sorry bad use of an onomatopoeia :p wat was i sayin..yeh Bruces speed out do Ali, even though he floated like a butterfly:thumbs_up :D
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ps. propa questions:p that propa people in a propa world wana know:D

[SUMMAYAH]

'i'm gonna tell u something that u dont wanna hear...................'

Why?
why do people say that?

[aamirsaab]

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Halaal Burger...Is that like the alternate version of Good Burger, off of All That? XP

It could very well be. I'm unsure if halaal burger is actually trademarked. If it is then there is a posibility of me getting sued. However, since i'm A) a student and B) skint, I don't think anyone would want to issue a lawsuit against me. Ah the joy of being unemployed.

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:D Would Muhammad ali whoop bruce lee in a boxing contest, cos' as he said no 1 can lick him, the only way he'd get licked was if he was a postage stamp:D:D
Or would Bruce's 'WAAAAAAATAAAAAA' sorry bad use of an onomatopoeia :p wat was i sayin..yeh Bruces speed out do Ali, even though he floated like a butterfly:thumbs_up :D
:w:
ps. propa questions:p that propa people in a propa world wana know:D

Well first of all bruce lee is actually dead, so it'd be a no contest. However, zombie/undead bruce lee would easily take out Mr Ali on the sole basis that Bruce Lee has nunchuku.

'i'm gonna tell u something that u dont wanna hear...................'

Why?
why do people say that?

Because sometimes people just suck.

[H4RUN]

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Well first of all bruce lee is actually dead, so it'd be a no contest. However, zombie/undead bruce lee would easily take out Mr Ali on the sole basis that Bruce Lee has nunchuku.
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i clearly said in a boxing contest:p wen was the last time you saw anyone using nunchuks in a boxing match lol i've seen bitten ears, broken teeth, broken cheek bones, broken noses, but not nunchuks in a boxing match :p

Nunchuku are fabulouslyridiculouslyfantastic:D:thumbs_up i broke mine:(
:w:

[aamirsaab]

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i clearly said in a boxing contest:p wen was the last time you saw anyone using nunchuks in a boxing match lol i've seen bitten ears, broken teeth, broken cheek bones, broken noses, but not nunchuks in a boxing match :p

Nunchuku are fabulouslyridiculouslyfantastic:D:thumbs_up i broke mine:(
:w:

You also said bruce lee was involved, and everyone knows bruce lee has a pair of nunchuku surgically attached to his pants.

''Waaataaaa''

[Al_Imaan]

would u rather travel on a kangaroo or donkey....:p

[Count DeSheep]

Inspired by the above post, I must ask:

Travel through the desert on a horse with no name, or through the swamp on a name with no horse?

[aamirsaab]

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would u rather travel on a kangaroo or donkey....:p

Donkey. Unless of course this is one really big kangaroo - big enough for me to sit in it's pouch and not actually weigh it down.

Inspired by the above post, I must ask:

Travel through the desert on a horse with no name, or through the swamp on a name with no horse?

Well, the last dude I saw travel in a swamp with his horse, called artax, was a bacha named atreyu. His horse got sucked into the swamp, so that's a definate no no.

"Artax, you can travel through blistering winds and scorched deserts with ease but when it comes to mud, you're freaking hopeless"

I wouldn't mind traveling in a desert on horseback though. Would certainly be a different experience. Though, aren't you supposed to travel on camel-back?

[H4RUN]

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do u think you wood smak crak and wallop the horses tooth with a nunchuku if it was in dear pain because of its teeth?:p

[Count DeSheep]

I wouldn't mind traveling in a desert on horseback though. Would certainly be a different experience. Though, aren't you supposed to travel on camel-back?

Common misconception. It's the camel that rides on your back. Unless, of course, you know how to be assertive. Them camels are a bunch of bullies. >.<

My next questions:
Pancakes or waffles?
French Fries or Freedom Fries?
Is it Kath-lick or Kath-All-Like?
Po-tay-toe or toe-may-ter?

[aamirsaab]

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do u think you wood smak crak and wallop the horses tooth with a nunchuku if it was in dear pain because of its teeth?:p

It's not really my area of expertise. Muezzin on the other hand specialises in such actions.

Common misconception. It's the camel that rides on your back. Unless, of course, you know how to be assertive. Them camels are a bunch of bullies. >.<

You learn something new everyday.

My next questions:
Pancakes or waffles?

I've consumer part of a waffle, so waffle.

French Fries or Freedom Fries?

French fries - the original and best. Freedom fries is just a lame carbon copy, which sucks.

Is it Kath-lick or Kath-All-Like?

Kath-lick. I've never heard anyone pronounce it as kath-all-like and anyone who does deserves a slap.

Po-tay-toe or toe-may-ter?

ooh tough choice. Po-tay-toes are exceptionally nice when with something, to-may-ters are always exceptionlly nice.

[Count DeSheep]

Kath-lick. I've never heard anyone pronounce it as kath-all-like and anyone who does deserves a slap.

Guess I'd better not tell you how I say it, then...:X

Does intelligence correlate with height?

[Al_Imaan]

have you ever heard of "Dial-A-Ghost"......

[Muezzin]

Guess I'd better not tell you how I say it, then...:X

Does intelligence correlate with height?

Only if you're a Hulk of the Incredible variety.

have you ever heard of "Dial-A-Ghost"......

Have you ever heard of "Ghostbusters"?

Next!

[H4RUN]

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was told this question was in your department...'do u think you wood smak crak and wallop the horses tooth with a nunchuku if it was in dear pain because of its teeth?'
:D
:w:

[Al_Imaan]

yes, I've hears of ghostbusters.....but it looks like u haven't heard of "Dial-A-Ghost".....let me send u a brochure....:p.....you know who arthur is?

[Muezzin]

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was told this question was in your department...'do u think you wood smak crak and wallop the horses tooth with a nunchuku if it was in dear pain because of its teeth?'
:D
:w:

...the hell you just say?

yes, I've hears of ghostbusters.....but it looks like u haven't heard of "Dial-A-Ghost".....let me send u a brochure

Wooh! More junk mail to feed my pet shredder!

.........you know who arthur is?

And I say hey! Who's next?

[H4RUN]

the hell with u :p

[Muslim Knight]

Okay, a small 5m x 5m squared area of grass field with 1/4 of it covered with thin plywood board from morning to evening. When the board was removed it was discovered that some of the grass have turned yellow because of lack of sunlight. Pop quiz;

As a goat;

a. green grass is more preferable
b. yellow grass is more preferable
c. as a goat, it doesn't matter, just eat
d. for every one grassleaf mix with two grassleaves, more tasty that way.

[Al_Imaan]

...the hell you just say?


Wooh! More junk mail to feed my pet shredder!


http://pbskids.org/arthur/friends/im...rthur_home.gif

And I say hey! Who's next?

junk mail?....no its real...u can adopt a ghost through "Dial-A-Ghost"....u can use the ghost to scare ppl away....

if arthur's an aardvark...then why is his nose flat....:rollseyes .....and im gonna put that pic of arthur as my background....then im gonna labe it.."Arthur and Pal".....:X :p

[AvarAllahNoor]

*Wanders in*

Ye kiya hai?

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

^^Ask some weird random question that comes to your mind and then the master of might will answer it ;D even if it has to be stupid haha.

[AvarAllahNoor]

OK....

When will Satguru Nanak come down to the earth again? :p

[Tania]

Why do you think the police allowed the drivers to use anti radar detection devices when its obvious for everyone they will loose money because of it :?

[aamirsaab]

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This thread just doesn't die.

Okay, a small 5m x 5m squared area of grass field with 1/4 of it covered with thin plywood board from morning to evening. When the board was removed it was discovered that some of the grass have turned yellow because of lack of sunlight. Pop quiz;

As a goat;

a. green grass is more preferable
b. yellow grass is more preferable
c. as a goat, it doesn't matter, just eat
d. for every one grassleaf mix with two grassleaves, more tasty that way.

C and D

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if arthur's an aardvark...then why is his nose flat....:rollseyes .....and im gonna put that pic of arthur as my background....then im gonna labe it.."Arthur and Pal".....:X :p

His nose is flat because he is a 2d character

*Wanders in*

Ye kiya hai?

Ye Masters of might, magic and monday mornings, hai!

OK....

When will Satguru Nanak come down to the earth again? :p

Ah jeez, the rules clearly state that religious questions are out of bounds (mainly cus it causes favouritism and mostly becase we know jack about them)

Why do you think the police allowed the drivers to use anti radar detection devices when its obvious for everyone they will loose money because of it :?

Some people are just really silly, that's why.

[Al_Imaan]

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His nose is flat because he is a 2d character

no that's not it...in the early shows, they made his nose stick out like its supposed to be...(which looked quite unpleasant)...

[allah-akbar]

nice game.... very funny... keep it going!

[AvarAllahNoor]

A riddle...

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

[shible]

i think there are already two or three riddle threads available Bro

[aamirsaab]

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no that's not it...in the early shows, they made his nose stick out like its supposed to be...(which looked quite unpleasant)...

Well, you just answered it yourself :p.

A riddle...

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

[AvarAllahNoor]

Haha, I could have given you that, but the answer is a penny :D

[H4RUN]

hows the movie reviews going? C****D any up yet? lol

[aamirsaab]

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hows the movie reviews going? C****D any up yet? lol

I actually haven't updated my website for a year and a half now. It was mainly for noting down weird stuff going on in college. Sadly, it got to a point where I could not find any more weird stuff. I was also busy with exams and the reason for no updates now is that I'm studying uni. Besides, the rest of my crazy stuff goes on userpage.

As far as movie reviews go: Nah, can't be asked anymore. I just read the guestbook comments - some are funny, some are worrying.

[Count DeSheep]

If a train is heading from Chicago to Honolulu at 2,424,123 millimeters per day, at what time will it realize Honolulu's only accessable by boat or plane?

[aamirsaab]

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If a train is heading from Chicago to Honolulu at 2,424,123 millimeters per day, at what time will it realize Honolulu's only accessable by boat or plane?

ARG, too many numbers!

For the sake of maintaining hilarity as one brother stated several posts ago, I will assume that the driver of the train is a complete dingbat. In which case he'd probably find out after traveling for a month and a half (if he has enough fuel that is). He would have quoted several times: "where the bloody hell am I" and "why are those dudes throwing axes at me''.

Expletives would also have been in much use. Especially when someone actually tells him that honolulu is not accessible by a train.

[H4RUN]

chicken burger, fish fillet burger or erm donner meat burger?:p

[Count DeSheep]

He would have quoted several times: "where the bloody hell am I" and "why are those dudes throwing axes at me''.

How did you know the train's path to Honolulu would take it straight through the heart of Scottish lumberjack territory? Are you psychic? Or maybe sikick?

[Helena]

chicken burger, fish fillet burger or erm donner meat burger?:p

its soo darn hard to choose between all the items....so delicious...yet can be soo harmful to my body....as if....

i'll go for all of them 3 for 1..hehehe...

sorry to interrupt ur discussion...are we loosing the touch of this thread? has amirxaab taken over thread? and where muezzin?...

and above all....isnt this thread suppose to be about dealing probs...wheres our agony auntie disappear too?..hey?...

[aamirsaab]

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chicken burger, fish fillet burger or erm donner meat burger?:p

Its a tie with Chicken burger and donner meat. Fish fillet is only good with mcdonalds tartar sauce, otherwise they're just wannabes.

How did you know the train's path to Honolulu would take it straight through the heart of Scottish lumberjack territory? Are you psychic? Or maybe sikick?

I was refering to a particular group of native americans who wield tomohawks.

sorry to interrupt ur discussion...are we loosing the touch of this thread? has amirxaab taken over thread? and where muezzin?...

Muezzin is doing coursework. Since i'm doing pretty much next to nothing, other than respirating, I thought might as well answer dem questions.

and above all....isnt this thread suppose to be about dealing probs...wheres our agony auntie disappear too?..hey?...

The only problems we get asked nowadays are really mind boggling and deeply philosophical ones. Which, like religious questions, we really are not qualified to answer.

But you are correct, this thread is really about dealing with problems. Though not in the same way as cyber counselling. :D

[Helena]

shukran for letting me knw...i was only kidding like others......hope u havnt minded.....i apologise in advance...

okay green or brown?....:D ....

[aamirsaab]

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shukran for letting me knw...i was only kidding like others......hope u havnt minded.....i apologise in advance...

The only time people need to apologise to me, is when they beat the crap out of me, so I won't sue them for assault.

okay green or brown?....:D ....

Well, first of all we have to clear some foundations: both are outstanding words in the english vocab, that we can be sure of. Secondly, and quite importantly, they both have exactly 5 letters in each, so the whole numbers game makes this discussion more balanced. Primarily though, everyone knows, deep within their heart that green is indeed superior to brown.

Here is a quick run down of everything green
an LED light typically used for christmas decorations and other such occasions

or an apple aka, a fruit commonly grown outside on trees.

or even a lightsaber. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilised age.

Now, if more people shared this philosophy, we would have world peace. Say it with me y'all: "Greeeeeeeeen"

[Count DeSheep]

...eeeen! =P

Little Debbie or Little Car Payments? XD

[aamirsaab]

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...eeeen! =P

Little Debbie or Little Car Payments? XD

If I chose little debbie, people will infer I am a child molester

If I chose little car payments, people will infer that i'm a suicide car bomber.

Aw dangit, i'm stumped.

[Count DeSheep]

If I chose little car payments, people will infer that i'm a suicide car bomber.

Ah great, now the Americans are gonna come and arrest us all...>.<!!!

Who would win in a pillow fight: Muzzy or Barney?

How much would wood a wouldchuck chuck if a wouldchuck cood chuck would? XD!!!

Chock-O-Lot-A or Chock-A-Lot-E?

Hot potato, cold spaghetti, or mashed banana?

What snack smiles back?

Nintendo or MacTendo (the Scottish bootleg)?

And one last question:
Would you like fries with that?

[aamirsaab]

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Who would win in a pillow fight: Muzzy or Barney?

Muzzy any day of the week. Barney's vision is impaired since his eyes are fixed in one position so wouldn't be able to see the pillow flying in from the left.

How much would wood a wouldchuck chuck if a wouldchuck cood chuck would? XD!!!

You got your 'woulds' and your 'woods' mixed up.

Chock-O-Lot-A or Chock-A-Lot-E?

Chock-O-Lot-Thunder!

Hot potato, cold spaghetti, or mashed banana?

Hot 'tato - cold spaghetti will get you food poisoning and mashed banana is fo' babies.

What snack smiles back?

I don't pay attention to snacks similing at me. My concern lies in getting the thing in me belly.

Nintendo or MacTendo (the Scottish bootleg)?

Never heard of mactendo. I have played on a nintendo though.

And one last question:
Would you like fries with that?

Yes please!

[Count DeSheep]

You got your 'woulds' and your 'woods' mixed up.

Eh, what do you know...In America, the English language is subject to mutilation whenever people feel like it...XP

Mutilation...Like what UFOs do to COWs...^o)

[Al_Imaan]

do u know what this means...
حرب قبر بمكان قفر و ليث قرب قبر حرب قرب



I know the real answer...muahahaha:Evil:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Many years and several million cups of black coffee later, , they had devised a mathematical system for answering this question based on a number of factors. It's so simple, even an idiot (with an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology) could figure it out! So grab a pen and paper, and finally work out how much wood a woodchuck can chuck! This method is guaranteed* to work!


First, you have to know the SIZE of the woodchuck. So choose a number between 5 cm (a baby woodchuck) and 500m (the mutated flesh eating species). Got it? Let's move on.
How eager is the woodchuck to chuck wood? Is he bone lazy? Does he have other things he'd really rather be doing? Or does he live for the sheer joy that only chucking wood can bring? Choose a number between 1 (catatonic) and 10 (obsessive) relating to the woodchuck's eagerness to chuck wood. Remember the number you picked in step one? Good! Multiply the two numbers together.
Did you know that 'groundhog' is another name for 'woodchuck'? You didn't? Really? Well, surely you must know that groundhogs can predict when spring is coming? You didn't know that either? Don't know a lot, do you? Maybe you need to take my Woodchuck crash course . Once you've taken the crash course, you'll understand why the season is so important to the ability of a woodchuck to chuck wood. If it's spring where you live, divide the number you've already worked out by 2. If it's not spring, divide your number by 3.
The final factor you need to determine the amount of wood a woodchuck can chuck is the number of times you've watched the Bill Murray movie, "Groundhog Day". Add this number to your total.
Answer: Any number greater than 1-----: You have waaaaay too much time on your hands. What do you care how much wood a woodchuck can chuck? Come on, get a hobby or something. Leave the poor woodchucks alone. They never did anything to you.

Any number less than 1-----: You obviously have very poor mathematical skills, and bad body odor. Go back to kindergarten. And take a shower, please!

[Tania]

What do you think about a topic which get 0 replies:
a. its too interesting and no one dare to say anything about it:-[
b. Boring, not interesting things :(
c. others - and describe exactly at what have you thiking

[Count DeSheep]

do u know what this means...
حرب قبر بمكان قفر و ليث قرب قبر حرب قرب

Circle circle, dot dot, now you got your cootie shot? XD!!!

How many bears are eaten daily by cooties, Mr. Aammiirrssaabb?? XXDD!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Al Imaan, ya spelled that totally wrong...:exhausted

[aamirsaab]

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My apologies for the late reply, I was busy having a life.

What do you think about a topic which get 0 replies:
a. its too interesting and no one dare to say anything about it:-[
b. Boring, not interesting things :(
c. others - and describe exactly at what have you thiking

It depends really. There may be a topic that is about the most interesting thing ever, say a global debate on potato chips, but people might not get to see the thread cus so many other 'less important' threads are competing with it.

How many bears are eaten daily by cooties, Mr. Aammiirrssaabb?? XXDD!!

There is a common misconception about cooties. Many people believe it to be on the same wavelength as the boogeyman. In fact, it is quite different as Count DeSheep has rightfully put: they eat bears. Of the Gummi variety. Studies have shown that the annual GBC (gummi bear consumption) rate is somewhere in the region of 50 to 60 billion, with a peak consumption of 62 billion in year 2001 where there was an unexpected surge in gummi bear production. Psychologists and renowned scientists from all over the world believe the cause of this high consumption of gummi bears is due to their unusually high gelatin content - aparantly, it has a similar affect on cooties as chocolate does on human beings, and illicates a response in several areas of the cooties' anatomy similar to euphoria.

It is difficult to establish just how many cooties are currently in existence, and so is impossible to estimate the daily consumption of gummie bears by one cootie.