Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Al_Imaan]

Circle circle, dot dot, now you got your cootie shot? XD!!!

uhhh...ok...lol....How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook good cookies?...or has this been up before...and which planet would u go to if u had a choice....

[Tania]

Which is your favourite cake :?

[Count DeSheep]

Which is your favourite cake :?

It's actually favorite. That's how Uncle Sam spells it. =P

How tall is tall?

[Muezzin]

many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook good cookies?...

That's way too philosophical for me. Plus I am hungry.

or has this been up before...and which planet would u go to if u had a choice....

Endor.

Which is your favourite cake

Chocolate eclair. Lovely jubbly.

How tall is tall?

Two winks short of a Wookiee.

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[Musaafirah]

What's a wookiee?

[Muslim Knight]

A purple-colored man needs to teach a bunch of gorillas how to swim in women-only pool area while dressed up in a bunny suit and completely blind-folded. Explain three steps in which he can do this most effectively. Provide appropriate citations, sketched figures and diagrams where necessary.

Also, can a man buy an induction motor from a nearby hardware store and use it to induction motor a neighbor who yaps like a dog every night and day?

[shible]

where comes the relation between the question posted in this thread?

If there is a relation then explain it?

How far can we go without hopes and how far can we go without Shoes?

[H4RUN]

can u catch rabbits? or can they catch u?

[nafy]

salaamz... :D

hope ur ok inshAllah ma bro's :)

i wanna ask.....did u realise i was missing 4 so long?? lol...

w/salaamz :)

[Count DeSheep]

Is it true that the origin of the English word "amusing" was a Muslim entertainer named A. Muezzin?

[Muezzin]

What's a wookiee?

Arf

A purple-colored man needs to teach a bunch of gorillas how to swim in women-only pool area while dressed up in a bunny suit and completely blind-folded. Explain three steps in which he can do this most effectively. Provide appropriate citations, sketched figures and diagrams where necessary.

Don't leave home without it.

Also, can a man buy an induction motor from a nearby hardware store and use it to induction motor a neighbor who yaps like a dog every night and day?

I don't endorse animal cruelty. But I do appear to endorse beating up tramps. Make the right decision.

where comes the relation between the question posted in this thread?

If there is a relation then explain it?

It is my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

How far can we go without hopes and how far can we go without Shoes?

About as close as our nearest Brantano. With new shoes comes new hope, new footwear and new newness renewed anew.

can u catch rabbits? or can they catch u?

That's like asking, 'Do you choke chickens, or do they choke you?'

The answer of course is... go ask your mother.

salaamz...

hope ur ok inshAllah ma bro's

i wanna ask.....did u realise i was missing 4 so long?? lol...

w/salaamz

I haven't been on for a long time, but I'm sure this thread was a little less entertaining in your absence.

Is it true that the origin of the English word "amusing" was a Muslim entertainer named A. Muezzin?

Nah, I just sneezed in a dictionary one time.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

what rhymes with muezzin? :)

[nafy]

salaam...

lol :D

ummm............do u know how 2 cook bro?? how do ya make a round roti? lol

w/salaam

[Count DeSheep]

Which came first, the chicken or the KFC?

How much would wood a wouldchuck chuck if he was named Simon Cowell, had an Australian accent, and could juggle with his eyelashes? O.o

Are the best lumberjacks Scottish or Canadian?

Semi-halfway-serious question: Why do some people on here spell words with an extra A or H? Like Medina=Medinah? Confuzzling, it is, for Yoda, I am.

Is the Cookie Monster really just Yoda in disguise?

Do you Yahoo?

Is Minaz pro-nun-ssssst "my-ness"?

Why are Asians so awesome?

How many questions have I asked so far in this post?

If gangstaz call each other "dog" and jazz people call each other "cat", who can call someone else a fish?

Is Louis Armstrong related to Louis Headstrong?

PHEW! I'm tired now...XP

[Al_Imaan]

^^lol...

do u kow who jason wang is?

how many grams of fat does a cup of strawberries have?

can u sing w/out breaking any windows..:p

which ones would u prefer: special someone or someone special

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

[Muezzin]

what rhymes with muezzin? :)

Given enough medicinal marijuana, anything rhymes with muezzin.

salaam...

lol

ummm............do u know how 2 cook bro?? how do ya make a round roti? lol

w/salaam

I can make spaghetti bolognese.

And toast.

Fortunately, I know how to work a microwave.

Which came first, the chicken or the KFC?

Yoda.

How much would wood a wouldchuck chuck if he was named Simon Cowell, had an Australian accent, and could juggle with his eyelashes? O.o

Enough wood to build a ladder to the Hubble Space Telescope.

Are the best lumberjacks Scottish or Canadian?

Canine-American.

Semi-halfway-serious question: Why do some people on here spell words with an extra A or H? Like Medina=Medinah? Confuzzling, it is, for Yoda, I am.

Typing errors or variations, I'm not sure. I like to put extra A's and H's in words randomly. It makes me sound more hazardous. Take the word 'chicken' for example. Pretty harmless word. But 'Chickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaheeen'.

Makes you sound like a man.

Is the Cookie Monster really just Yoda in disguise?

The Cookie Monster and Yoda both have the great Frank Oz's hand up their respective jacksies. And he also does their voices.

Do you Yahoo?

Is yahoo a verb?

Is Minaz pro-nun-ssssst "my-ness"?

Min-aaz.

But we call him 'minus' when we want to take the mickey.

Why are Asians so awesome?

Two words. Chicken biryani.

How many questions have I asked so far in this post?

I don't care.

If gangstaz call each other "dog" and jazz people call each other "cat", who can call someone else a fish?

Politicians.

Is Louis Armstrong related to Louis Headstrong?

The real question is, is he related to Stretch Armstrong?

PHEW! I'm tired now...XP

Story of my life.

^^lol...

do u kow who jason wang is?

Some Chinese dude?

how many grams of fat does a cup of strawberries have?

Who cares?

can u sing w/out breaking any windows..

Only if I tie my hands behind my back.

which ones would u prefer: special someone or someone special

Chef's special.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

I think he becomes black.

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[Al_Imaan]

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

I think he becomes black.

black?..huh:?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

[Muezzin]

black?..huh:?

To avoid a race riot, I won't explain that joke.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Either that or he mistakes it for hot chocolate.

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

That makes you wonder what Kit Kat employees do.

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

The same reason why evil will always win. Because good is dumb.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Achtung junge, kommen sie hier

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[Count DeSheep]

Is it possible to cook pancakes in a pot?

Is it possible to cook pot roast in a pan?

Is it pan to pot cook roast a in possible?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Is it possible to cook pancakes in a pot?

I have yet to try this.

Is it possible to cook pot roast in a pan?

Depends on the size of the pan

Is it pan to pot cook roast a in possible?

Absolutely!

Not Gap, NEXT!

[Count DeSheep]

NEXT!

Acronym?

Northern Extremely Xenophobic Tyrant? Sounds like Hussein to me. Be I right or left?:?

[Tania]

I heard on tv the people become taller and taller. Now the average are around 1.70 meter. Why do you think they become taller :?

[H4RUN]

my pasta sauce keeps going off when it's not even opened yet! oh and they still have plenty of sell by date left:p Shall i take sainsburies to court?:D

[Muezzin]

Acronym?

Northern Extremely Xenophobic Tyrant? Sounds like Hussein to me. Be I right or left?:?

You be side to side.

I heard on tv the people become taller and taller. Now the average are around 1.70 meter. Why do you think they become taller

my pasta sauce keeps going off when it's not even opened yet! oh and they still have plenty of sell by date left Shall i take sainsburies to court?

Better yet, take the sauce back and get a refund. Get Dolmio or something instead.

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[Al_Imaan]

If ppl from Poland are called Poles, y
aren't ppl from Holland called Holes?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
(i really didnt think about this...just found it somewhere online)

[Tania]

If you would have an extra 1000 dollar bill what would you like to do:
a. spend on your hobby
b.buy a big pizza -like in the thread
c. buy a big omlete -like in the thread
:)

[nafy]

salaamz....

wat....wat....wat...........do u know wat?? lol

w/salaam

[H4RUN]

Dolmios are the suspects as it is!

Will the new rambo, actually be rambo, or just a old geeeza wearin a tie round his head and swingin around?

[Al_Imaan]

Does the sun set every night?

If it rains, can fireworks be held inside?

[Count DeSheep]

Do you eat the new pizza cereal, Domin O's?

Are women also called females 'cause they cost so much money to marry? O.o

Will you give me a hoo-ha two-times Tuesday? Pwease?

Was halal originally spell'deded halol, but then changed when chatrooms came around?

Chex Mix or Chet's Mix?

Is it pro-nunz-tuh COO-bah or Cue-bah?

George was named for a guy named George. Who's Bangladesh named for?

[Muezzin]

If ppl from Poland are called Poles, y
aren't ppl from Holland called Holes?[/colour]

'Dutch' sounds more polite.

Or we could call them 'Holymen', but then religious feminists would want to kill me.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
(i really didnt think about this...just found it somewhere online)

There's no way of answering that without sounding racist.

But I know they definitely don't regurgitate food into their mouths.

If you would have an extra 1000 dollar bill what would you like to do:
a. spend on your hobby

My hobby's writing, so it's really cheap.

b.buy a big pizza -like in the thread

Hell no.

c. buy a big omlete -like in the thread

See above.

Realistically, I'd invest it in real estate. But I'd want to spend it on my secret Skull Island with its army of monkeys...

salaamz....

wat....wat....wat...........do u know wat?? lol

w/salaam

Sporks.

Dolmios are the suspects as it is!

Drats.

Will the new rambo, actually be rambo, or just a old geeeza wearin a tie round his head and swingin around?

Hey. Old guys with bandannas are still badass.

Does the sun set every night?

Every twilight. Depending on whether or not you've been swallowed by a whale.

If it rains, can fireworks be held inside?

The roof
The roof
The roof is on fire

Do you eat the new pizza cereal, Domin O's?

Too cheesy.

Are women also called females 'cause they cost so much money to marry? O.o

They're called 'females' because if we called them 'shemales', we wouldn't have a word for transvestites.

Will you give me a hoo-ha two-times Tuesday? Pwease?

Hoo-haa, hoo-haa, WOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAA

AAA-A-U-AAA-UU-AAA-UU-AHH-UUU-AHHHHH

Dang it's hard to spell a Tarzan yell.

Was halal originally spell'deded halol, but then changed when chatrooms came around?

Halol sounds like a drug.

Chex Mix or Chet's Mix?

Dog-Chit.

Is it pro-nunz-tuh COO-bah or Cue-bah?

VAY-DER.

George was named for a guy named George. Who's Bangladesh named for?

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[Count DeSheep]

If left is right and right is wrong, is it legal to be an eagle?

Was that a horrible rizz-ime or wiz-ut? =P

When people want a peach, they sometimes accidentally grab an apple. What do people accidentally grab when they want a pineapple?

[Al_Imaan]

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
It's sour already, isn't it?

Why are there now more overweight (fat) people in the world than hungry people?

Why are there seeds in seedless watermelons?

What's the difference between a novel and a book?

Do penguins have knees?

[Count DeSheep]

Which is healthier: ice cream or creamed ice?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Do clowns wear really big socks?

[nafy]

salaam...

bro wat dus easter mean 2 u? lol...

w/salaam

[H4RUN]

Do two rights make a wrong? or is it a U turn?:p

[Muezzin]

If left is right and right is wrong, is it legal to be an eagle?

Freakin' A.

Was that a horrible rizz-ime or wiz-ut? =P

It was a good Ewok.

When people want a peach, they sometimes accidentally grab an apple. What do people accidentally grab when they want a pineapple?

Some poor bloke's nuts.

Edible kind, pistachio variety.

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
It's sour already, isn't it?

But it's not the poisonous kind of sour.

Why are there now more overweight (fat) people in the world than hungry people?

Obviously because the fat people ate them all.

Why are there seeds in seedless watermelons?

To provide Yoshi with emergency ammo.

What's the difference between a novel and a book?

Novels are about the telling of fictional stories. Books are just a collection of pages bound in cardboard, about just about any subject you can think of. Within reason.

Do penguins have knees?

Who cares when you look like this as a baby?

Which is healthier: ice cream or creamed ice?

Omega 3.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

It's considered a headache.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

I think we'd just call them 'nasties'.

Do clowns wear really big socks?

Only if they have feet the size of Sideshow Bob's.

salaam...

bro wat dus easter mean 2 u? lol...

w/salaam

Chocolate.

Do two rights make a wrong? or is it a U turn?

Two positives make a positive, but two negatives make a positive. However, two wrongs don't make a right. Mathematics makes no sense!

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[Al_Imaan]

man, it took u a week to answer just a few questions....Talk about critical thinking...:p....

Why are bratz dolls called "Bratz"?....
If 1+1=Window....then wat does 2+2 equal?....

[------]

:salamext:

You've lost ur touch :uhwhat :X

[Muezzin]

man, it took u a week to answer just a few questions....Talk about critical thinking...:p....

My apologies for having a life.

Why are bratz dolls called "Bratz"?....

Because they need a smack.

Do you hear that? That is the sound of a thousand children's rights groups bricking my window.

If 1+1=Window....then wat does 2+2 equal?....

Picasso.

You've lost ur touch

No, I just choose not to touch people after the last guy whose hand I shook got an electric shock.

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[Al_Imaan]

My apologies for having a life.

lol...r u trying to say that I don't:?

Because they need a smack.

Do you hear that? That is the sound of a thousand children's rights groups bricking my window.

well, if anything happens, i'll be glad to take over the ur thread....:Evil:

Picasso.

that's the best answer u ever came up with.....:X.....umm...plz dont give me neg reps...i was just joking....*cough* yea rite *cough*....:rollseyes

Have you ever been to wonderland?

[AhlaamBella]

what is better in your opinion, hotmail or yahoo?

[FatimaAsSideqah]

:sl:

Which you like best PC or Mac?

And why?

:w:

[nafy]

salaam

bro u lyk ma siggy? lol

w/salaam

[H4RUN]

top o' the morning to ya:D

[Muezzin]

what is better in your opinion, hotmail or yahoo?

Creme Eggs.

Which you like best PC or Mac?

And why?

You don't need a computer to enjoy a Creme Egg.

salaam

bro u lyk ma siggy? lol

Flower Power! Although it would be vastly approved with the addition of a Creme Egg or two.

top o' the morning to ya

Hello there mi friend, would ye like a bag o' Skittles? Ye can taste the rainbow, doncha know?

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[Helena]

sorry to invade muezzins privacy.....

is it me only in this forum...think that this thread is slightly going off-topic....:nervous:

problems or answer and question session for muezzin......:phew

[Muezzin]

sorry to invade muezzins privacy.....

is it me only in this forum...think that this thread is slightly going off-topic....:nervous:

problems or answer and question session for muezzin......:phew

You're right, technically, it's just that nobody actually cares if this thread goes off-topic. It's like that proverb - if a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Unfortunately, the same does not hold true for the smell of farts.

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[Al_Imaan]

Did you know that skittles are haram?....or do i got the wrong info....

[barney]

Minaz: I have a pr0b1em, h0pe U can he1p.

I not1ced 7hat my typ1ng wa5 s10w1ey de7er10rating 1nto what the "k1ds"
c4ll txt-speak.

0v3r severa1 dayz, my typ1n9 is B-coming le55 and le55 1eg1ble and is
fi11ed w1th numbaz r3plac1ng l3tterz.

Als0 I s33m to hav3 a h4bit ov mi5-5pelling wurdz & ending my wurdz wiv a "Z"

wh47 can 1 d0? Itz g377ing wurse all 73h tim3.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Did you know that skittles are haram?....or do i got the wrong info....

Dont worry i'm, not talking your job :X

The Gelitan in there a used from beef so i wouldn't see, what would make it harram

[FatimaAsSideqah]

Dont worry i'm, not talking your job :X

The Gelitan in there a used from beef so i wouldn't see, what would make it harram

:sl:

Pork By-Products:
This includes ingredients such as gelatine, emulsifiers, fat and enzymes. All of these are haraam. They also have alternatives that are either halal or vegetarian that can just as easily be used in their place. Items that can contain these pork-based ingredients include:

Jelly / Jell-O desserts
Marshmallows
Jelly / Gum sweets
Lard

They ask thee what is lawful to them (as food). Say: lawful unto you are (all) things good and pure: and what ye have taught your trained hunting animals (to catch) in the manner directed to you by Allah. eat what they catch for you, but pronounce the name of Allah over it: and fear Allah. for Allah is swift in taking account.

~ Surah 5 - Al Maidah : Verse 4 ~

:w:

[nafy]

salaam

LOL! ;D...

anyways ummmm....bro i got a problem..........i cant seem 2 concentrate on revision!!....i sit der sayin ima do it....but i get distracted n leave it! helpppppppppppppp lol

w/salaam :)

[H4RUN]

i cant catch the pigeon

[afriend]

I can't do a lot of things :D

:w:

[Sister_6038]

The Neverending Story...it was indeed jazakhallah!!

[Helena]

You're right, technically, it's just that nobody actually cares if this thread goes off-topic. It's like that proverb - if a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Unfortunately, the same does not hold true for the smell of farts.

Next!

how come nobody cares if this thread goes off-topic?...

jazaks for ur two examples rather not be infected by it...as all threads are equal to me.....why shud this differ?...

[Al_Imaan]

What's the best way to catch a turkey?
What did John Alden wear on his feet?
What's orange and falls off walls?
Have you been to Wonderland?

[Kittygyal]

salamualikum.

Why me craving badlyyyyyyyyy??? whyyyyyyyyyy???

erm hey why i get left over from me OWN YESH OWN nephew b'day party whyyyyyy??

Ma'assalama

[Muslim Knight]

Okay if "Molon Labe" is Greek for "Come and get them!!",

What is "Elelelelelelelele!" in ancient Egyptian?

[Musaafirah]

I only seem to post on this thread come exam time..
Anyway, I have a month before my 2nd year exams, and I can't seem to revise..
It's nothing to do with wasting time on LI or anything, it's just that I can never put my head to revising at this time. I always want to revise after the exams (Weird, I know), but I just can't do anything!
Aww man..

[H4RUN]

is it getting hot hot hot?

[Kittygyal]

Salamualikum.

You come online Muzy but no replies Oh why O why?? :p

Ma'assalama

pssst No nephew it's getting cccold. Duh! lol tupid!!

[Uthman]

Minaz: I have a pr0b1em, h0pe U can he1p.

I not1ced 7hat my typ1ng wa5 s10w1ey de7er10rating 1nto what the "k1ds"
c4ll txt-speak.

0v3r severa1 dayz, my typ1n9 is B-coming le55 and le55 1eg1ble and is
fi11ed w1th numbaz r3plac1ng l3tterz.

Als0 I s33m to hav3 a h4bit ov mi5-5pelling wurdz & ending my wurdz wiv a "Z"

wh47 can 1 d0? Itz g377ing wurse all 73h tim3.

[Uthman]

Sorry, but I have been looking for an excuse to post that emoticon for ages.

[Muezzin]

Did you know that skittles are haram?....or do i got the wrong info....

I don't have time to eat them anyway.

Minaz: I have a pr0b1em, h0pe U can he1p.

I not1ced 7hat my typ1ng wa5 s10w1ey de7er10rating 1nto what the "k1ds"
c4ll txt-speak.

0v3r severa1 dayz, my typ1n9 is B-coming le55 and le55 1eg1ble and is
fi11ed w1th numbaz r3plac1ng l3tterz.

Als0 I s33m to hav3 a h4bit ov mi5-5pelling wurdz & ending my wurdz wiv a "Z"

wh47 can 1 d0? Itz g377ing wurse all 73h tim3.

I suspect right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice - tumbling down the rabbit hole.

You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Wait, did I say pills? Silly me.

That's better.

salaam

LOL! ...

anyways ummmm....bro i got a problem..........i cant seem 2 concentrate on revision!!....i sit der sayin ima do it....but i get distracted n leave it! helpppppppppppppp lol

w/salaam

Tell yourself if you do not revise, you will die. Heck, you could even hire out a contract killer to keep an eye on you, but that's a little extreme.

But more practically, sit yourself down, think how important it is to pass your exams, make sure you've got a good plan for your revision, get away from all your distrations, and be determined to revise.

i cant catch the pigeon

Then enter a Wacky Race.

I can't do a lot of things

I can't see dead people.

The Neverending Story...it was indeed jazakhallah!!

Happy to be of help. It's just a pity my synapses are cluttered with such trivia.

how come nobody cares if this thread goes off-topic?...

jazaks for ur two examples rather not be infected by it...as all threads are equal to me.....why shud this differ?...

Because this thread is played for laughs.

What's the best way to catch a turkey?

With a gun.

What did John Alden wear on his feet?

The crew of the Mayflower.

Prove he didn't.

What's orange and falls off walls?

Tony the Tiger tipsy on cider.

Have you been to Wonderland?

I've been to Disneyland....

salamualikum.

Why me craving badlyyyyyyyyy??? whyyyyyyyyyy???

What are you craving? Just drink some water.

erm hey why i get left over from me OWN YESH OWN nephew b'day party whyyyyyy??

Ma'assalama

I'm not entirely sure what you're asking, but I'm sure cake figures somewhere.

Okay if "Molon Labe" is Greek for "Come and get them!!",

What is "Elelelelelelelele!" in ancient Egyptian?

'Hark! The sea spliteth and drowneth us-eth'

I believe.

I only seem to post on this thread come exam time..
Anyway, I have a month before my 2nd year exams, and I can't seem to revise..

Join the club.

No really, they give out secret decoder rings.

It's nothing to do with wasting time on LI or anything, it's just that I can never put my head to revising at this time. I always want to revise after the exams (Weird, I know), but I just can't do anything!
Aww man..

I can't motivate you.

But this can:

Don't make me set it loose on you to make you revise.

is it getting hot hot hot?

That's what Big Cook and Little Cook say.

Blokes make the best chefs, see.

But don't tell the missus.

Salamualikum.

You come online Muzy but no replies Oh why O why??

Ma'assalama

Why not?

N3*t!

[Al_Imaan]

Why does it take you forever to answer?...

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

What goes "gobble, gobble, BOOM"?

Why is a couch like a turkey?

Am I losing my mind? (don't answer that)...:p...

and also, very good answers to my previous questions...but John Alden wore Plymouth socks not the Mayflower crew....and the orange thing that falls off walls is "Humpty Pumpkin"....and if ur wondering y asked even though I knew the answers, well thats cuz i was just testin u...mwahahaha....:Evil:

[Muezzin]

Why does it take you forever to answer?...

Coursework and laziness. A unique juxtaposition.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

June bugs?

What goes "gobble, gobble, BOOM"?

A turkey that swallowed a hand grenade.

Why is a couch like a turkey?

It's possible to sit on both.

Am I losing my mind? (don't answer that)...:p...

....

Fair enough.

and also, very good answers to my previous questions...but John Alden wore Plymouth socks not the Mayflower crew....and the orange thing that falls off walls is "Humpty Pumpkin"....

What the heck is 'Humpty Pumpkin'? Humpty Dumpty was an egg.

and if ur wondering y asked even though I knew the answers, well thats cuz i was just testin u...mwahahaha....:Evil:

Hmm.

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[ummAbdillah]

salaam
what can do to get my lil bros to clean their room?
they are soo lazy! they never do any housework man!
wa salaam

[Al_Imaan]

June bugs?

don't u know that the Mayflower was a ship so it brought pilgrims...not June bugs...

....
Fair enough.

well, that nice...

What the heck is 'Humpty Pumpkin'? Humpty Dumpty was an egg.

An egg is obviously not orange...

[Na7lah]

:sl:

Do you answer people's questions just to pass your time?

What would u do if you werent invited to a party?

Did u ever think about becoming a mod?

[H4RUN]

top o' the maaarnin'...who are yer ganna vote fer johnny boy?

[Kittygyal]

salamualikum.
Erm water that sux.

Cake figures oh leave it out dude come again.


N3*t meaning? (next)?

erm why are you so lazy?

Ma'assalama

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:salamext:

Why do some guys have squeaky voices like girls? (Bearing in mind that some are in their 30s :muddlehea)

Why do people start a question and end it with why?

If the Never-Ending story ended, then why was it called the Never Ending Story?

Why do you take ages to reply?

Why do girls worry more than boys?

Why are boys so full of themselves?

Is this thread the Never-ending thread?

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*edit*

[Muezzin]

salaam
what can do to get my lil bros to clean their room?
they are soo lazy! they never do any housework man!
wa salaam

Eye of the Tiger, as they say.

In this case, it will be peeking through the door of their bedroom until they clean it.

don't u know that the Mayflower was a ship so it brought pilgrims...not June bugs...

I'm British, I'm supposed to hate American history. It's genetic nationalism or something. Why else didn't they teach it at school?

Do you answer people's questions just to pass your time?

Nah, mostly to make people laugh. I could find much easier ways to pass my time, but I'd probably lose what few IQ points I have in the process.

What would u do if you werent invited to a party?

Never been in that position... Um.. Eat a bunch of custard creams?

Did u ever think about becoming a mod?

I just became one. It was like getting shot.

Except a slightly more welcome surprise.

top o' the maaarnin'...who are yer ganna vote fer johnny boy?

Johnny? Are we talking Bravo or Sasaki? They both get my vote!

salamualikum.
Erm water that sux.

Okay.

Cake figures oh leave it out dude come again.

Um..

N3*t meaning? (next)?

Affirmative.

erm why are you so lazy?

I can't be bothered to answer that question.

Why do some guys have squeaky voices like girls? (Bearing in mind that some are in their 30s )

Maybe their underpants are too tight.

Why do people start a question and end it with why?

Because why comes after x.

If the Never-Ending story ended, then why was it called the Never Ending Story?

See, in the story of the movie, the kid's reading a book called the Never Ending Story, and that story never ends because the characters continue their adventures and stuff - however, the film itself does end.

Why do you take ages to reply?

To build suspense.

Laziness has nothing to do with it. No. Nope. Uh-uh.

Why do girls worry more than boys?

I'd like to say something, but I'm afraid a militant feminist might pop out of the power socket and rip out my eyeballs.

Why are boys so full of themselves?

Shh, don't talk to me, I'm trying to concentrate on my reflection.

Lookin' good.

Is that a blackhead?

Is this thread the Never-ending thread?

In a manner of speaking. Er, typing.

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[afriend]

:sl:

I miss Minaz....And I still have to give feedback for your story :-[ completely forgot about that!! :mad: Give me...a day or so :X

:w:

[Kittygyal]

Salamualikum.
Where's Minaz gone?
Ma'assalama

[Muezzin]

:sl:

I miss Minaz....And I still have to give feedback for your story :-[ completely forgot about that!! :mad: Give me...a day or so :X

:w:

Not to be a turd, but it's been two weeks. :p

Salamualikum.
Where's Minaz gone?
Ma'assalama

On holiday.

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[Tania]

Do you think its fair one to have holiday and the other one always to work :?

[Muezzin]

Do you think its fair one to have holiday and the other one always to work :?

It's usually unfair, unless the other one is working for Butlins. I have no pity for their employees.

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[Tania]

A perfect holiday gave by employer how long should last :?

[Muezzin]

A perfect holiday gave by employer how long should last :?

Five years.

But because life isn't perfect, I'd settle for about a month, total, every year.

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[islamirama]

over 4000 replies and over 76,000 views and yet i haven't seen anything that would benefit the Muslims in regards to their duniay or akhira. So um what is the point of this thread again?

[Muezzin]

over 4000 replies and over 76,000 views and yet i haven't seen anything that would benefit the Muslims in regards to their duniay or akhira. So um what is the point of this thread again?

To make people laugh.

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[Al_Imaan]

^^good answer...very smart...bravr, bravo....:p

if life is filled with the unexpected, then what is the unexpected filled with..?

[Muezzin]

^^good answer...very smart...bravr, bravo....:p

if life is filled with the unexpected, then what is the unexpected filled with..?

Skittles. Who actually expects to taste the rainbow?

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[Kittygyal]

Salamualikum.
Why carrots why not cabbage?
Ma'assalama

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Salamualikum.
Why carrots why not cabbage?
Ma'assalama

Because carrots are orange.

[Abu Muslim]

[barney]

Carrotts are Orange.

Why are Oranges not Carrot?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Abu_muslimah, funny pic but you're supposed to ask us questions. Loved the pic though.

Carrotts are Orange.

Why are Oranges not Carrot?

Ok lemme 'splain you.

Carrots are orange but not oranges and Oranges are orange but not carrots. Comprendez?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

hav u eva eaten something you thought was something else?
hav you ever hit someone you thought was someone else?
have you ever gone somewhere you thought was somewhere else?>

i got loads more !

[Muezzin]

hav u eva eaten something you thought was something else?

I almost ate a ladybird attached to a corn flake. True story. Then I was put off corn flakes for two months.

hav you ever hit someone you thought was someone else?

Well... I've missed.

have you ever gone somewhere you thought was somewhere else?>

All the time. This is the bathroom right?

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[nafy]

salaam...

bro am gettin married in lyk about 2 months time.......any tipssssssss?? lol

take care :)

w/salaam

[Muezzin]

salaam...

bro am gettin married in lyk about 2 months time.......any tipssssssss?? lol

take care :)

w/salaam

Mabrook! Congratulations!

Tips? Hmm... on the invitations write 'No Boxed Gifts' so as to deter guests from buying rubbish cheap presents down the pound shop.

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:salamext:

Why are some people stingy with reps?

Why u so obsessed with carrots?!

311 pages of this thread....load of _ _ _ _ - fill that in :D

thats bout it for now lol got work 2 do..........be bak l8erz!

[Panther]

Dear Muezzin and Minaz,

Where's my pencil sharpener? I've looked all over my darn desk and just can't seem to find it.

Panther.

[Muezzin]

:salamext:

Why are some people stingy with reps?

Ordinarily, I'd have a witty retort, but in this case, I'm included in your statement. Drats.

Why u so obsessed with carrots?!

Why are you not obsessed with carrots?

This seems indicative of obsessive compulsive disorder. Tell me about your mother. Would you like a couch to lie on?

311 pages of this thread....load of _ _ _ _ - fill that in :D

Carrots.

thats bout it for now lol got work 2 do..........be bak l8erz!

Terminator-style.

Though hopefully, you won't return in the same manner he did. As my walls aren't car-proof.

Dear Muezzin and Minaz,

Y'ello.

Where's my pencil sharpener? I've looked all over my darn desk and just can't seem to find it.

Do not try and find the pencil sharpener. That's impossible. Instead only try and realise the truth. That there is no pencil sharpener. Then you will see it is not the pencil sharpener that is lost, it is only yourself.

Alternatively, I reckon the Borrowers nicked it. Hey, they gotta eat.

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[Al_Imaan]

Muezzin
Ordinarily, I'd have a witty retort, but in this case, I'm included in your statement. Drats.

yep, I've noticed...do u have a reason in being rep-stingy?...i want an explanation NOW....or maybe not.....oh pretty plz...:D

[nafy]

salaam

bro...sum ppl sayin 2 me that the age difference between me n ma hubby 2 be is too much (am 18 n hes 27 lol).......plzzzzzzzzzzz give me summit 2 say that will shut em up!! lol

take care

w/salaam :)

[ummAbdillah]

:salamext:
Your now a super mod huh? do you like being a super mod?
:w:

[Muezzin]

yep, I've noticed...do u have a reason in being rep-stingy?...i want an explanation NOW....or maybe not.....oh pretty plz...:D

Laziness.

Or slimy space aliens who work me to the bone on their greasy space-ride and pay me in Milky Way bars, thus somehow tiring out my clickin' finger. Take your pick.

salaam

bro...sum ppl sayin 2 me that the age difference between me n ma hubby 2 be is too much (am 18 n hes 27 lol).......plzzzzzzzzzzz give me summit 2 say that will shut em up!! lol

take care

w/salaam

Just tell 'em, 'Ah, shaddap, you're just jealous because now I have a joint bank account and you have to wait a couple of years before you even see that kind of jing'.

[qupte=sister-aisha]
Your now a super mod huh? do you like being a super mod?[/quote]
I don't know, really. I just signed on. It's very... bluesy.

Next!

[Muslim Knight]

Yay Muezzin has evolved into yet another advanced stage of the Mod life cycle. He's turned blue!!

Erm... does this bestow you something? Doubled your power since the last time you met Count Dooku? A new lightsaber perhaps?

[Muezzin]

Yay Muezzin has evolved into yet another advanced stage of the Mod life cycle. He's turned blue!!

I've emerged from my cocoon a Smurf.

Erm... does this bestow you something? Doubled your power since the last time you met Count Dooku? A new lightsaber perhaps?

Well, I've got the forum equivalent of the Sword of Grayskull. Namely, power in every section. Which, let's face it, is probably scarier for you guys than it is for me.

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:salamext:

MUBAARAKHAAN!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Muezzin]

:salamext:

MUBAARAKHAAN!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Jazakallah. My username seems to have fallen into a blueberry pie.

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[Tania]

Congratulation:) Do you like cheese pie :?

[Muezzin]

Congratulation:)

Thank you.

Do you like cheese pie :?

They make cheese pie? I like cheese cake and pizza pies, if those count.

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[Al_Imaan]

i was bout to say cheeeeeese "cake" myself .....:D....love 'em...

Attachment 3218

THIS ONE?

Attachment 3219

THAT ONE?

Attachment 3220

OR THIS ONE?...it's your pick

I personally like papa smurf and that girl smurf with the blonde hair.


What would happen if all the raindrops were lemon-drops and gum-drops?

[Musaafirah]

Hehe..seriously dude (or should I say sir, now that you've been knighted :muddlehea), you have the most funniest replies, so I have one question:
How'd you manage to be so original? :?

[Muezzin]

i was bout to say cheeeeeese "cake myself" .....:D....love 'em...[/colour]

Attachment 3218

THIS ONE?

What the heck is that one supposed to be? Lung-Cancer Smurf?

Attachment 3219

THAT ONE?

I may be non-violent, but I ain't a pansy.

Attachment 3220

OR THIS ONE?...it's your pick

That's more like it - 'Arnold SchwarzeSmurf'.

I personally like papa smurf and that girl smurf with the blonde hair.

Papa Smurf is the don as they say. Smurfette used to be evil by the way, but became good in light of the overwhelming goodness of the Smurfs.

What would happen if all the raindrops were lemon-drops and gum-drops?

British dentists would rejoice - money from the sky.

Hehe..seriously dude (or should I say sir, now that you've been knighted ),

'Sir'? Please, that makes me sound pretentious.

So call me 'Master Jedi'.

you have the most funniest replies, so I have one question:
How'd you manage to be so original?

My wit is one of my very few talents, though personally, I think the ability to wiggle my ears trumps all.

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[Kittygyal]

Salamualikum.
What if everyone ate two banana's and became fat :X
ma'assalama

[------]

:salamext:

What would u reply if people said the following things to you:

- Go knock yourself out

- DO ONE!

- WoTeVa!!!

- Lyf SukZ, liv with it

- Go jump in da lake

(this is not for a laugh, people have actually been saying this to others)

[Bittersteel]

By the will of the Order,and by the will of the Force ,I hereby name you ,Muezzin,Jedi Master of the....Galactic Empire!

[Musaafirah]

My wit is one of my very few talents, though personally, I think the ability to wiggle my ears trumps all.

Next!

I can wiggle my ears! And apparently I resemble Mr. Bean when I do..
But why must I call you Master Jedi? Dude's better
Can you pat your head and rub your belly at the same time? (God, I sound like a baby..)

[Beblessed]

Congratz Muezzin for beign a super mod
luvin the thread :D
keep it up!

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Salamualikum.
What if everyone ate two banana's and became fat :X
ma'assalama

You cannot get fat by eating two bananas. Two hundred on the other hand...

...What would u reply if people said the following things to you:

- Go knock yourself out

With what?

- DO ONE!

I'll go one better and do TWO!

- WoTeVa!!!

MingaA

- Lyf SukZ, liv with it

Sho 'nuf.

- Go jump in da lake

No need, I shower everyday - even my BO smells fresh.

(this is not for a laugh, people have actually been saying this to others)

Sad bar-stards.

By the will of the Order,and by the will of the Force ,I hereby name you ,Muezzin,Jedi Master of the....Galactic Empire!

*Applauds*

I can wiggle my ears! And apparently I resemble Mr. Bean when I do..

Oh.My.God!

But why must I call you Master Jedi? Dude's better

Because he's Master Jedi material. I on the other hand, just clean toilets.

Can you pat your head and rub your belly at the same time? (God, I sound like a baby..)

I am doing this constantly.

Congratz Muezzin for beign a super mod
luvin the thread :D
keep it up!

Yes.

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[Nawal89]

^When are you going to turn to a bluey?

[------]

:salamext:

With what?

Just like that :D

Where u been anywayz not seen u on da forum 4 tymmmmmmmm....

N how comz u dont wanna be a bluey?!

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

^When are you going to turn to a bluey?

No idea.

...
Where u been anywayz not seen u on da forum 4 tymmmmmmmm....

I work all day now. Busy earning dowlas.

N how comz u dont wanna be a bluey?!

Too much hassle - I already have a full time job, don't need another one :p

[Musaafirah]

Because he's Master Jedi material. I on the other hand, just clean toilets.

LOL!! Master Jedi material..what he has those light saber-what-ever-you-call-its? :muddlehea

I am doing this constantly.

I bet when I wrote that you started doing it to see if you could :p

[nafy]

salaam...

bro...is there a cure for lazyness? lol

w/salaam :)

[IbnAbdulHakim]

salaam...

bro...is there a cure for lazyness? lol

w/salaam :)

there is a dua' sis,

the prophet sallallahi alaihi wasallaam would always seek refuge from al-kasl (laziness) so inshaAllah if you do the same im sure it will help.

sry for the hijack


MY QUESTION:

what did you DO TO BOB??? :eek:

[Al_Imaan]

What would you expect to find if u were on ur way to the moon?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

LOL!! Master Jedi material..what he has those light saber-what-ever-you-call-its? :muddlehea

Yes. And it is real.

I bet when I wrote that you started doing it to see if you could :p

Indeed; I used my nose to type out the replies. It's a talent.

salaam...

bro...is there a cure for lazyness? lol

w/salaam :)

Determination and focus.

sry for the hijack

That's ok. If you do it again, I will put you in an ankle lock.

MY QUESTION:

what did you DO TO BOB??? :eek:

Bob? I know of no Bob. Who is this Bob you speak of?

What would you expect to find if u were on ur way to the moon?

Cheese and lots of it. If not, I'ma have serious words with Wallace and Gromito.

[Muezzin]

My sibling forgot to write:

Except without the 'Directory' part. Obviously.

[Pk_#2]

How do you like my title editing??!! :D

Havn't posted on this thread in centuries (ova exxageration)

AsalamuAlaykum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh..

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

How do you like my title editing??!! :D

Havn't posted on this thread in centuries (ova exxageration)

AsalamuAlaykum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh..

Nice edit. Unfortunately we have no plans for changing the title of this thread - it is staying as it is. Oh and you haven't missed much really.

Next.

[Umar001]

What protein shakes does minaz advise people to take? ;D

[Muezzin]

What protein shakes does minaz advise people to take? ;D

Ones that cost about a hundred quid down this gym he knows.

I say sod that, just do press ups.

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[ummAbdillah]

:sl:
what's wrong with people laughing at their own jokes?
:w:

[nafy]

salaam...

bro i need sumfin 2 calm ma mom down...she havin stress cus of all da packing lol....we flying next week!! any ideas? plz n fankoooooo

take care w.salaam :)

[------]

:salamext:

y do ppl change so much :?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

erm what happened to the wiseman thread :coolalien i will get customerz back if it's the last thing i do muezzin :coolious:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
what's wrong with people laughing at their own jokes?
:w:

It's usually a sign of lameness.

salaam...

bro i need sumfin 2 calm ma mom down...she havin stress cus of all da packing lol....we flying next week!! any ideas? plz n fankoooooo

take care w.salaam

Heard of 'Valium'?

y do ppl change so much

Puberty sucks like that.

erm what happened to the wiseman thread

It seems to be back. Like the Terminator.

i will get customerz back if it's the last thing i do muezzin

Ohhhhhh-kay.

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[nafy]

salaam...

bro will u please mek dua 4 me...got drivin test 2moz....n am going 2 pakistan sunday n gettin married lol...*panicin*....plz mek dua 4 me inshAllah...fankoo :)

n oh yeh...this threads so gna miss ma presense ryt? lol

w/salaam take care bro :)

[~Raindrop~]

salaam
great to see this threads still running! congrats
wassalaam

[rozeena]

bro muezzin i have a question y do u have bugs bunny as ur avatar??? n do u reali hunt wabbits?? cus dats meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. lol

[Muezzin]

:sl:

salaam...

bro will u please mek dua 4 me...got drivin test 2moz....n am going 2 pakistan sunday n gettin married lol...*panicin*....plz mek dua 4 me inshAllah...fankoo :)

n oh yeh...this threads so gna miss ma presense ryt? lol

w/salaam take care bro :)

Mashallah! Cool!

salaam
great to see this threads still running! congrats
wassalaam

Jazakallah. Yeah, it doesn't die. Like a super cockroach. Anybody got some Raid?

I kid.

bro muezzin i have a question y do u have bugs bunny as ur avatar???

Because he is the most awesome cartoon character ever.

n do u reali hunt wabbits?? cus dats meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. lol

Nah, I don't hunt rabbits.

I do hunt Weetabix Minis, but those kinds of safaris usually end up in Asda.

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[Pk_#2]

AsalamuAlaykum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh bro,

:D

What does 'oogleh' mean? :rolleyes:

[Muezzin]

AsalamuAlaykum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh bro,

:D

Walaikum asalaam warahamutallahi wabarakatuh

Man, that's hard to spell.

What does 'oogleh' mean? :rolleyes:

It's like 'Ogle', but with more soul. Thus, it means 'to stare at in an insane state'.

Yeah.

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[Pk_#2]

Walaikum asalaam warahamutallahi wabarakatuh

Man, that's hard to spell.

LOL :D sowi, i was just tryna give you loadsa peace!

It's like 'Ogle', but with more soul. Thus, it means 'to stare at in an insane state'.

Yeah.

I hope you dint make it up, even the friggin dictionary doesn't know what that means :giggling:

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[minaz]

Greetings

[H4RUN]

Who likes kajoor? :statisfie

:thankyou:

Please let me answer that..
$tranger...and vice versa:p

[Protected_Diamond]

Awwwh i miss this thread...can we have the jokers back?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Greetings

Aw dang.

Who likes kajoor? :statisfie

:thankyou:

Me. Especially when they have those little almonds on top - man, that some good food.

Please let me answer that..
$tranger...and vice versa:p

Sunshine, that is my job. I warned people in the past about stealing my job but you don't listen. This is a small taste of what is to become of thieves:

Awwwh i miss this thread...can we have the jokers back?

You got it.

[Protected_Diamond]

Cool. Do you still give advice to peeps having problems??

[H4RUN]

:sl:

Me. Especially when they have those little almonds on top - man, that some good food.


Sunshine, that is my job. I warned people in the past about stealing my job but you don't listen. This is a small taste of what is to become of thieves:
http://www.contra.gr/images/kurtanglemesa2.jpg.

:sl:

Dude, Kurt is showin his awrah:hmm: Not a good look fella..
Plus the ankle lock aint so bad as Rocky Balboa says...AINT SO BAD *bent lips*:p

Kajoors with alomonds on TOP!? Ya mean almonds inside, dang dang dang! They defo are nice my ol codger!
:w:

[Pk_#2]

Yeah almonds inside u doofus (no offence), ahhh iz good wen u dun have to chuk the seed out u jus gobble it all up...buh u gotta chek the ones from abroad for small ants :rolleyes: :muddlehea

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Cool. Do you still give advice to peeps having problems??

We do still give out advice. But it usually ends up causing more trouble for society. But we don't care.

lol what do you mean? Since when do Kajoors (dates) have almonds on top of them? :muddlehea

Unless it's some next food I've never heard of before. :X

Kajoor with almond on top is possibly the coolest thing you will ever see in your life. However, since you probably will never see my beard, it is the coolest thing you will ever see.

:sl:

Dude, Kurt is showin his awrah:hmm: Not a good look fella..
Plus the ankle lock aint so bad as Rocky Balboa says...AINT SO BAD *bent lips*:p

Ain't so bad huh? How bout I put you in it?!

Kajoors with alomonds on TOP!? Ya mean almonds inside, dang dang dang! They defo are nice my ol codger!
:w:

No, I mean almonds on top.

Yeah almonds inside u doofus (no offence), ahhh iz good wen u dun have to chuk the seed out u jus gobble it all up...buh u gotta chek the ones from abroad for small ants :rolleyes: :muddlehea

I'm telling you, I ate several with almonds ON TOP.

[H4RUN]

:sl:


Ain't so bad huh? How bout I put you in it?!

:sl:

Pshhhhhhh Any excuse to touch my legs:offended: Not a good look fella:uuh:
:w:

[abs]

ur da wwwwwabbit y r u gonna hunt dem ur location is hunting wwwwwabits

[Protected_Diamond]

:sl:
We do still give out advice. But it usually ends up causing more trouble for society. But we don't care.

:D LOL cool, no worries.

I'll think of a problem soon and report back to you. :Evil: :D lol

[abs]

^is ur avatar real

[Na7lah]

:sl:

seems like this thread is going dead ;D

Ma'salamah

[Protected_Diamond]

^is ur avatar real

Take a guess? :?

[Na7lah]

:sl:

no?
new prob: how do i get away from by bro he's driving me crazy :p

[Yanal]

Well you know i have trouble waking up for school even not on a monday tell me what to do and where is minaz?:coolious: is he sleeping overtime:coolalien

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

:sl:

Pshhhhhhh Any excuse to touch my legs:offended: Not a good look fella:uuh:
:w:

You read too much into it. I'll use a newspaper next time. Broadsheet.

ur da wwwwwabbit y r u gonna hunt dem ur location is hunting wwwwwabits

Are you infering that muezzin has made a mistake?! If yes, congratulations.

:D LOL cool, no worries.

I'll think of a problem soon and report back to you. :Evil: :D lol

Don't expect an answer. Let me rephrase that: don't expect an answer that will help the situation in your favour.

^is ur avatar real

Thread-jacker. Astaghfirula.

:sl:

seems like this thread is going dead ;D

Ma'salamah

Inshallaha.

Take a guess? :?

Thread-jacker. Astaghfirula.

:sl:

no?
new prob: how do i get away from by bro he's driving me crazy :p

This would be an ideal solution: grab a motorcycle helmet and a foam-bat (more cost effective than a real one). Place said motorcycle helmet upon target's head - ensure the straps are sealed tightly to restrict movement. Apply firm grip to foam-bat and swing repeatedly at target. Positioning oneself at arms length from target is ideal, since this enables max damage and pleasure to occur. Please note that by doing this your arm(s) may begin to ache - ensure 15 minutes of rest for every hour of play.

Well you know i have trouble waking up for school even not on a monday tell me what to do and where is minaz?:coolious: is he sleeping overtime:coolalien

1. Go to sleep earlier on a sunday
2. Make purchase an alarm clock und set it for fajr.
3. Minaz is still on his vacation....in my basement...I should not have told you that.

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:salamext:

3. Minaz is still on his vacation....in my basement...I should not have told you that.

U KIDNAPPED MY BHAI?!?!?! :raging::raging::raging::raging:

[The Ruler]

:sl:

Why are most of your answers irrelevant?

But that was the purpose of this thread I suppose?

Now don't say 'Thread-jacker Astaghfiralla' regardless how tempting it is.

:w:

[Na7lah]

omg thats harsh ;D
i'll try it

Never!

[Kittygyal]

Salam.

Why do people bring old things up that happened in past?!

Toot.

Ma'assalama

[Na7lah]

^ wat do u mean?

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:salamext:

Why do people change?

[Kittygyal]

salamualikum.

^ LOL.

Why do people not change ? :P

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:salamext:

WHERE R U...ERM...

Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

:?

[Muezzin]

:salamext:
U KIDNAPPED MY BHAI?!?!?! :raging::raging::raging::raging:

Is this a trick question?

Why are most of your answers irrelevant?

Because purple is the best flavour.

But that was the purpose of this thread I suppose?

It has a purpose?

Now don't say 'Thread-jacker Astaghfiralla' regardless how tempting it is.

For your information, I was actually going to say 'Go, go gadget helicopter'.

Salam.

Why do people bring old things up that happened in past?!

They're history teachers, give 'em a break.

Toot.

^ wat do u mean?

'U' is the letter after 'T'. Its unique shape lends itself to such words as 'U-turn' and 'U-bend', though the latter should really be an 'S-bend' if you have a halfway decent bathroom.

Why do people change?

Because their clothes are smelly.

salamualikum.

^ LOL.

Why do people not change ? :P

Because their clothes aren't smelly enough.

WHERE R U...ERM...

In the Twilight, Twiglet or Phantom Zone. I forget.

Next!

[Na7lah]

lol :D

[The Ruler]

:sl:

For your information, I was actually going to say 'Go, go gadget helicopter'.

Ah. Nice to know a bit of change has occured approximately 2 hours ago.

:w:

[Muezzin]

lol :D

'Lol' has nothing on GOOOOAAAAAL

Ah. Nice to know a bit of change has occured approximately 2 hours ago.

Quite. I was afraid I might become Grumpy Smurf.

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[nafy]

salaam broooooooooooooooooo

im backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk :D lol

im Mrs Nafy now lol hehe...

jus fort id ask u 2 mek dua 4 me n hubby inshAllah..... :D

jazakAllah tc bro w/salaam :)

[Tania]

salaam broooooooooooooooooo

im backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk :D lol

im Mrs Nafy now lol hehe...

jus fort id ask u 2 mek dua 4 me n hubby inshAllah..... :D

jazakAllah tc bro w/salaam :)

Congratulation :statisfie

Do you think a man should do house work :? which usually its made by his wife :?

[H4RUN]

Crikey! Look Loook! A cracadiiiiiiile! Watch yer step! Jeeez, this is too good to miss!

Ged day now

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:salamext:

Will u make du'a for me in Ramadan? :ooh:

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

salaam broooooooooooooooooo

im backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk :D lol

im Mrs Nafy now lol hehe...

jus fort id ask u 2 mek dua 4 me n hubby inshAllah..... :D

jazakAllah tc bro w/salaam :)

Congratulations. Dua's will be made, inshallah.

...
Do you think a man should do house work :? which usually its made by his wife :?

Both should do their fair share of the work. If one doesn't...talaq, talaq, talaq (Divorce, divorce, divorce!)

Crikey! Look Loook! A cracadiiiiiiile! Watch yer step! Jeeez, this is too good to miss!

Ged day now

Strewth! Where's me shrimp and sheila? Git you're mittens offa my barbie! Fair dinkum!

:salamext:

Will u make du'a for me in Ramadan? :ooh:

Oops.

[Muslim Knight]

Do you guys know who can speak monkey here in LI?

[Muezzin]

Do you guys know who can speak monkey here in LI?

Ooh-ooh-AHH-AHHH-AHHH

That means 'give us a 'naner, love'.

I also dabble in Wookiee speak, but it requires great phlegm and fortitude.

Next!

[Sahabiyaat]

:D ha ha

i see nothing has changed in this thread

my question,

if this thread is run by muezzin and minaz

where is minaz!!! and why do YOU always hijack this thread.humpf.

[Muezzin]

:D ha ha

i see nothing has changed in this thread

Yes.

my question,

Yes?

if this thread is run by muezzin and minaz

Yes...?

where is minaz!!!

Oh. He's in uni.

and why do YOU always hijack this thread.

Hijack it? I made this thread, sister. *snaps fingers*

humpf.

Next!

[Pk_#2]

Errrrrr Hiiiiiiiiiii!

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

yep my question...

@ Muezzin...is your avator..like a fake mcDonalds hat?....;D

[sevgi]

i have a problems which require aid in all three of ur areas of masteriness...ie, might, magic and monday mornings...

ok...the first problem is that i dnt have uni monday mornings so i dnt need to get up in the 'morning'...i havent had a monday morning for a while..how do u suggest i discipline myself to get up on a monday 'morning' just to see how i cope???

u shud create a spectrum...monday morning coping spectrum...

might??? i also do sit ups...but cant seem to go past 75 consecutives...protein shake? no thanks...my brother paid six dollars for a single injection of steroids in a pharmacy in turkey...lol...so much easier...but this is 'halal fun'...dnt wanna haramify it up...how can i get past my 75 sit up limit???

magic??? how do u make ur laptop battery never ever die...? and dnt say keep it plugged in!!!

thanks for ur masteriness in advance muezzin (in place and domineering minaz... whoever he may be...)

ohhhh and bros har4n and aamirsaab...i love u guys fisabilillah but..lay off the aussie accents coz it aint nothin like that!!!!!!

shrimp n sheila dnt go well together!

steve irwin is dead!

fair dinkum mate!

[Sahabiyaat]

JazakAllah for the kleenex,but i was not crying!

:D and i remember whos a raita'holic'.you know u cant resist it :thumbs_do

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Sahabiyaat]

i have a question

who is the member LI staff ??? is it an old member whos changed their name?,im sorry lol ive forgotten.:nervous:

[sevgi]

i have a question

who is the member LI staff ??? is it an old member whos changed their name?,im sorry lol ive forgotten.:nervous:

i can answer that...ive had first hand experience...but i'll leave it to the masters if u like...

tip:check the signature.

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

yep my question...

@ Muezzin...is your avator..like a fake mcDonalds hat?....;D

The hat belongs to a plumber, namely Mario Mario. Mario is both his surname and forename.

i have a problems which require aid in all three of ur areas of masteriness...ie, might, magic and monday mornings...

ok...the first problem is that i dnt have uni monday mornings so i dnt need to get up in the 'morning'...i havent had a monday morning for a while..how do u suggest i discipline myself to get up on a monday 'morning' just to see how i cope???

Monday mornings are always important. Repeat that sentence again and again.

u shud create a spectrum...monday morning coping spectrum...

Yes.

might??? i also do sit ups...but cant seem to go past 75 consecutives...protein shake? no thanks...my brother paid six dollars for a single injection of steroids in a pharmacy in turkey...lol...so much easier...but this is 'halal fun'...dnt wanna haramify it up...how can i get past my 75 sit up limit???

Sit ups are fun. Repeat that sentence again and again.

magic??? how do u make ur laptop battery never ever die...? and dnt say keep it plugged in!!!

Work ****it, work. Repeat that again and again. Alternatively, you could take out the laptop battery when you are not using it. Or, if you are fealing excited, you could purchase a battery charger.

thanks for ur masteriness in advance muezzin (in place and domineering minaz... whoever he may be...)

You are most welcome. Do remember that we accept donations. Tell all your friends with emphasis on the donation. Thank you.

ohhhh and bros har4n and aamirsaab...i love u guys fisabilillah but..lay off the aussie accents coz it aint nothin like that!!!!!!

shrimp n sheila dnt go well together!

steve irwin is dead!

fair dinkum mate!

Aussie accents are awesome --- cor' check that out sheila, alliteration or what?! STREWTH! I like aussie accents as much as I do Arnie accents. As such, I incorporate them in real life, much to the annoyance of fellow human beings. Can you spell fun? I can, and it begins with me.

JazakAllah for the kleenex,but i was not crying!

:D and i remember whos a raita'holic'.you know u cant resist it :thumbs_do
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Muezzin thanks you for the picture as it has reminded him that he has not had his weekly raita fix. Looks like I'll be back in the kitchen tonight.

i have a question

who is the member LI staff ??? is it an old member whos changed their name?,im sorry lol ive forgotten.:nervous:

No one knows.

i can answer that...ive had first hand experience...but i'll leave it to the masters if u like...

tip:check the signature.

Astaghfirullah, thread jacker.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

hey aamirsaab do you ever feel like the worlds frozen? :|

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:salamext:

Who's that person sneaking up on people in the middle of the night :ooh:

[Re.TiReD]

hey aamirsaab do you ever feel like the worlds frozen? :|

yeah..in actual fact its when LI has frozen...buh since LI is almost like your world you feel as though the whole world has frozen, I know am not amirsaab but i just thought it important to point out.

P.S the world IS freezing, slowly buh surely

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

hey aamirsaab do you ever feel like the worlds frozen? :|

Ach noo, a serious question!

Sometimes, like when certain days take for-freakin-ever to finish. Mostly, I don't even notice; not because I am busy but because I honestly don't care.

:salamext:

Who's that person sneaking up on people in the middle of the night :ooh:

Me.
Sorry.

yeah..in actual fact its when LI has frozen...buh since LI is almost like your world you feel as though the whole world has frozen, I know am not amirsaab but i just thought it important to point out.


P.S the world IS freezing, slowly buh surely

Astaghfirula, thread jacker. Points for originality though.

[sevgi]

aamirsaab...

u calln me a thread jacker???

look whos talking bro..

it was u who got rid of minaz wasnt it...wasnt it....confess...

and now ur slowly detracting from muezzins powers....

what points???? i want points!!!! where are my originality points!!!!can i have a golden star?

:eek::eek::eek:

[Re.TiReD]

:sl:

Ach noo, a serious question!

Sometimes, like when certain days take for-freakin-ever to finish. Mostly, I don't even notice; not because I am busy but because I honestly don't care.


Me.
Sorry.


Astaghfirula, thread jacker. Points for originality though.

hmm where and how many? :mmokay: :D

Question: why is need for speed underground better than need for speed carbon in terms of drifts?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

aamirsaab...

u calln me a thread jacker???

look whos talking bro..

it was u who got rid of minaz wasnt it...wasnt it....confess...

and now ur slowly detracting from muezzins powers....

1) Yes I did call you a thread jacker
2) Minaz left and I took his place - both as mod and master.
3) Muezzin is busy with uni, so I thought I'd be the angel that I was and do his job for him. Well, it's not like it's paid.

what points???? i want points!!!! where are my originality points!!!!can i have a golden star?

:eek::eek::eek:

I ran out of Goldstars. But, I will telepathically send you some points.

hmm where and how many? :mmokay: :D

These points are magical - it doesn't matter how many you get, it's the fact that they are magical. A lot like magic beans.

Question: why is need for speed underground better than need for speed carbon in terms of drifts?

Ah racing games, my one weakness. How did you know? Arg, melting.
I've never played any of those two games so I honestly cannot comment.

[sevgi]

new question:

how many mods does it take to fix a dos attack?

[Re.TiReD]

These points are magical - it doesn't matter how many you get, it's the fact that they are magical. A lot like magic beans.

Do they multiply?

Ah racing games, my one weakness. How did you know? Arg, melting.
I've never played any of those two games so I honestly cannot comment

If you melt you will look somewhat like this --> :phew :scared: I strongly advise you against it. Peace.

[Muezzin]

new question:

how many mods does it take to fix a dos attack?

I'll find the answer to all your questions and solve all your problems.

All I need is your credit card number.

Come on, that's a great deal!

[sevgi]

I'll find the answer to all your questions and solve all your problems.

All I need is your credit card number.

Come on, that's a great deal!

pfttt....

lemme guess 'magical cure' right???

lol. no way.

try again.

[☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆]

:?:?:?

[Al_Imaan]

i thought u guys were the best....but looks like ur losin' the popularity....muahahaha!!!

[Muezzin]

pfttt....

lemme guess 'magical cure' right???

lol. no way.

try again.

If that don't float your boat, I got a shipment of magic beans coming in tomorrow.

:?:?:?

Ya know, that's really hard to copy and paste. I had to go into the Smiley Console and everything.

i thought u guys were the best....but looks like ur losin' the popularity....muahahaha!!!

I know. Sometimes I feel like Gordon Brown. Except I take care of my computer disks.

Next!

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:salamext:

U still use computer disks?! Have u HEARD of a USB Stick? :-\

[Muezzin]

:salamext:

U still use computer disks?! Have u HEARD of a USB Stick? :-\

I have two. Maybe HM Revenue and Customs should invest in some as well. And not lose them. :)

And in other news...

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

The answer is:

Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

what can spinach do for me?

your answer may not consist of popeye !


Assalamu Alaikum

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:salamext:

Can a heartbroken's person's heart be mended?

[Tania]

Do you think would be benificial for site if the superb moderator would present a weekly report about what they did :?

[Na7lah]

wat's a good gift 4 parents?

[nafy]

salaamz bro :D

hope u okie inshAllah..

ayways i was wonderin if u cud tell me...........WHY CANT I GET INTO DA SISTERS SECTION ANYMORE :( lol

take care bro :)

w/salaam

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:salamext:

^^ Re Apply sis lol. It's probably coz you've not been online for ages....

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum,

I was sitting in the train today and wondering...

you know how humans always want the best houses etc....some people have terraced, some detatched and semi etc etc...well I just wanted to know....do birds have that too? because you see some nests with just a few twigs and then others with loads....is there a reason for this? is it because the well-off birds get more twigs and the ones with less twigs are thinking about the hereafter so they're not too bothered about leading luxurious lives in this dunya....am I right? *smile*

[Muezzin]

what can spinach do for me?

your answer may not consist of popeye !


Assalamu Alaikum

You could make a crown out of it. Like a Roman Emperor.

Hail Caesar... Salad!

Can a heartbroken's person's heart be mended?

Depends how much glue you've got. PVA might do the trick.

Do you think would be benificial for site if the superb moderator would present a weekly report about what they did

Probably. Ask in the Technical Support section. :)

wat's a good gift 4 parents?

Shredded Wheat.

salaamz bro

hope u okie inshAllah..

ayways i was wonderin if u cud tell me...........WHY CANT I GET INTO DA SISTERS SECTION ANYMORE lol

take care bro

w/salaam

I have that exact same problem. Every time there's a sign saying or indicating that a room is for 'females only', nobody ever lets me in. Baffling!

Although in your case, re-applying might be the solution.

AssalamuAlaykum,

I was sitting in the train today and wondering...

I do that too. Although I'm usually trying to think of ways that the Metro newspaper could suck less. You should try it - much more stimulating than Dr Kawashima's Brain Training.

you know how humans always want the best houses etc....some people have terraced, some detatched and semi etc etc...

Don't forget shanty houses and caravans.

well I just wanted to know....do birds have that too? because you see some nests with just a few twigs and then others with loads....is there a reason for this? is it because the well-off birds get more twigs and the ones with less twigs are thinking about the hereafter so they're not too bothered about leading luxurious lives in this dunya....am I right? *smile*

I hope you're right. I think they just use the materials to hand. To feet. To beak. You get the point.

Next!

[nafy]

salaam...

lol bro........is it normal 2 get hyper on coke? lol

w/salaam tc :)

[Pk_#2]

Do you like Ribena or Ginger beer?

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Do you know why the caged bird sings?

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

What advice would you give to a man with a pink fone?

Do you think birds watch their weight? because if they didnt do you think they'd fall out of the sky?

If I sneeze and yawn at the same time will my heart stop? (and telling me to try it is NOT good enough) *grin*

If I fall asleep whilst hiccupping will they continue in my sleep?

I can sing, walk, butter bread and hold a baby all at the same time, does that make me talented?

If oranges are called oranges why arent bananas called 'Yellows'?

Is there really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

If it snows and shines at the same time will be get a snowbow? what colour will it be?

Thats all for now...I only think when I'm bored so I'll have more the next time i go to lecture *grin*

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:salamext:

Why aren't you answering?

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Why do tears taste salty?

If you have been deprived of water for a long period of time, will you still be able to cry tears?

Where do tears come from?

Do eskimos cry tears of ice?

I'm not depressed by the way *grin* Just curious...

[Muezzin]

salaam...

lol bro........is it normal 2 get hyper on coke? lol

w/salaam tc :)

Depends how much you drank.

Some people might like to drink buckets full. How's that for holiday refreshment?

AssalamuAlaykum

Why do tears taste salty?

Because of their sodium content?

If you have been deprived of water for a long period of time, will you still be able to cry tears?

If you could, you wouldn't be thirsty for much longer. If you could stomach salt water that is.

Where do tears come from?

Tear ducts.

Or Mexico.

Do eskimos cry tears of ice?

Only Mr Freeze cries tears of ice.

I'm not depressed by the way *grin* Just curious...

Okey-dokey.

Why aren't you answering?

(Full-time study + slight laziness) * bladder control = suspense

AssalamuAlaykum

What advice would you give to a man with a pink fone?

Go to Spec Savers.

Do you think birds watch their weight? because if they didnt do you think they'd fall out of the sky?

Their stomachs are just a little bigger than their brains.

Holy moley. I wonder if they could eat their own brains.

If I sneeze and yawn at the same time will my heart stop? (and telling me to try it is NOT good enough) *grin*

If you sneeze and force your eyes open, they'll pop out. So I hear.

If I fall asleep whilst hiccupping will they continue in my sleep?

You can fall asleep while hicupping?

I can sing, walk, butter bread and hold a baby all at the same time, does that make me talented?

It makes you better than Windows Vista.

If oranges are called oranges why arent bananas called 'Yellows'?

Because 'Banana' sounds so much funnier.

Is there really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

Only if the rainbow's made of Skittles.

If it snows and shines at the same time will be get a snowbow?

Nah. You'll just get a suntan.

what colour will it be?

Your tan? Somewhere around the orange side of the spectrum. Hopefully not too Oompa Loompa-ish.

Thats all for now...I only think when I'm bored so I'll have more the next time i go to lecture *grin*

Ohhh-kay.

AssalamuAlaykum

Do you know why the caged bird sings?

Are you talking about Amy Winehouse?

Do you like Ribena or Ginger beer?

Both rot your teeth, but Ribena does it so much more tastefully.

Next!

(P.s. Eid Mubarak everyone)

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

You just killed some of my questions with the answers bro! hmph

Anyway...I have more *grin*

If a butterfly flutters by...shouldnt we call it a flutterfly?

Why does brother fishman hate cows? I'd understand his reasoning behind hating cats, but why cows?

If I had blue eyes and wore green lenses...would my eyes look yellow?

If night and day, darkness and light, sweet and sour and the warmth and cold cannot exist at the same time; as one will always prevail...how can good and evil exist in the world at the same time? surely one must cancel out the other?

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:salamext:

What do u do on Eid?

Have u been to Wimmy Road?

Do u like jalebis?

[Hijaabi22]

salaamz bro :D

hope u okie inshAllah..

ayways i was wonderin if u cud tell me...........WHY CANT I GET INTO DA SISTERS SECTION ANYMORE :( lol

take care bro :)

w/salaam

same ere man

so wat if i aint bin on in a YEAR :?

[Kittygyal]

Assalamualikum...

Where's the old people from LI, i want them back!!

Ma'assalama

[------]

:salamext:

Why do people get banned?

Why are some mods nasty?

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Hmm...I've always wondered about trees, why dont they lose their leaves in the summer? that way they'd be cool in the heat, rather than losing them in the winter when they could actually do with the warmth! pffft! silly trees! *grin*

[Muezzin]

AssalamuAlaykum

You just killed some of my questions with the answers bro! hmph

I do try.

Anyway...I have more *grin*

All this grinning is a bit unnerving...

If a butterfly flutters by...shouldnt we call it a flutterfly?

I think we should call them all Barry.

Why does brother fishman hate cows? I'd understand his reasoning behind hating cats, but why cows?

Hey, if a cow starts running at you, it's a hard thing to stop. Matadors, those guys with red capes who taunt bulls? Child's play.

If I had blue eyes and wore green lenses...would my eyes look yellow?

Only if the lenses were made of acetate or something. That would just look weird.

If night and day, darkness and light, sweet and sour and the warmth and cold cannot exist at the same time; as one will always prevail...how can good and evil exist in the world at the same time? surely one must cancel out the other?

Satan's annoying like that.

Plus, it's more like light and shadow co-existing, rather than day and night.

What do u do on Eid?

Pray, hug, eat, sleep.

Have u been to Wimmy Road?

Never heard of it.

Do u like jalebis?

I used to. Now I find them a little sickly for some reason. Maybe I just bad jalebis. I'm more partial to the odd laddoo.

Why do people get banned?

Either they've broken a few too many rules, or they've been banned in the past and are returning under a different name.

Or it could just be due to a nasty mod. But you won't see too much of that around, since I'll hardly be on LI. Ha!

Why are some mods nasty?

If I left, you wouldn't be asking that question.

Assalamualikum...

Where's the old people from LI, i want them back!!

Ma'assalama

Look in the Yellow Pages.

AssalamuAlaykum

Hmm...I've always wondered about trees, why dont they lose their leaves in the summer? that way they'd be cool in the heat, rather than losing them in the winter when they could actually do with the warmth! pffft! silly trees! *grin*

It's not about warmth. It's about light. They use their leaves for photosynthesis. The summer is the best time, because that's when there's the most light. When autumn comes around, the leaves have done all their photosynthesising for the year, so they shrivel up and die. Winter comes, the tree's all cosy and chillin'. It doesn't grow new leaves yet, since there's not enough sunlight to photosynthesise. So when spring happens, new leaves grow and the cycle starts afresh.

If any of that science is crappy or false, the mistakes are mine, not my secondary school biology teacher's.

Next!

[Kittygyal]

Assalamualikum

look in the Yellow Pages

*Ahem*

Why you soo lame with jokes and that?

Where's Minaz gone?

Why you not active on LI no more??

Ma'assalama

:X

[Re.TiReD]

All this grinning is a bit unnerving...

Dont people like to see me happy? and occasionally hyper? would you prefer I used this sickly face --> :D instead?

It's not about warmth. It's about light. They use their leaves for photosynthesis. The summer is the best time, because that's when there's the most light. When autumn comes around, the leaves have done all their photosynthesising for the year, so they shrivel up and die. Winter comes, the tree's all cosy and chillin'. It doesn't grow new leaves yet, since there's not enough sunlight to photosynthesise. So when spring happens, new leaves grow and the cycle starts afresh.

If any of that science is crappy or false, the mistakes are mine, not my secondary school biology teacher's.

Next!

Have you lost the power to make people laugh? and are you a teacher in disguise?

[Muezzin]

Dont people like to see me happy? and occasionally hyper? would you prefer I used this sickly face --> :D instead?

Why, yes. It puts me in the mind of Pringles.

Have you lost the power to make people laugh? and are you a teacher in disguise?

I'd rather be a robot in disguise. The power to make people laugh is given by the audience, not the performer.

It sucks like that, eh?

Next!

[Tania]

How can the ducks to sleep in the cold river :? They are not getting flu :-[

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:salamext:

Never heard of it. (Wimmy Road)

Sorry I got confused, it was Fi Sab Bro that knows Wimmy road

hey i need some help!

wa can we do on eid.. instead of hiring a limo and goin wimmy (wilmslow) road?


wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.

Lol

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:salamext:

How can some people sleep standing up ??!! :ooh:

[nafy]

salaam

bro...can u do magic :o

lol

take care

ws :)

[minaz]

bro...can u do magic

No, but Muezzin can do the moonwalk

[truemuslim]

i have trouble getting to school everyday...its so hard...lol...waking up...and walking about five feet..gosh its so far for me... by the time i arrive my class is already finished....lol seriously tho everything i just said is true... p.s. muezzin thanks for this.

[minaz]

I recall in a favourite film of mine (Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry met Lloyd) that Harry lived in the school as his dad was the caretaker! Is this the same case for you?!?! If so i envy you :D

[AvarAllahNoor]

Why don't goverments propagate love?

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:salamext:

Where hast thou dissapeared to?

[minaz]

Because many prefer to 'make war, not love' But lets ignore that political policy and all make love (of the brotherly kind)

[nafy]

salaam...

bro.....y are hubbys...so annoyin! lol

w/salaam

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:salamext:

How do u escape from going to work?

[Muezzin]

salaam...

bro.....y are hubbys...so annoyin! lol

w/salaam

Nobody knows.

On the other hand, there's people selling cheap Subway vouchers on eBay. That has nothing to do with your husband (unless he eats or works there, or both), but hey - 6-inch Hearty Italian tuna sub with salad and Chipotle sauce. Can't argue with that.

How do u escape from going to work?

Go to university instead.

Or fake mental illness.

On second thoughts, those two options are interchangeable.

Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

what do you do when someone acts like you did the worst thing in the world just because you rejected a bit of food?!

assalamu alaikum

[Muezzin]

what do you do when someone acts like you did the worst thing in the world just because you rejected a bit of food?!

assalamu alaikum

Accept the food in future?

Or threaten to make them sample your cooking.

Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Accept the food in future?

Or threaten to make them sample your cooking.

Next!

but the whole thing started because you didnt want the food to begin with?!

blast it man, you have been of no help :' (

[Muezzin]

but the whole thing started because you didnt want the food to begin with?!

blast it man, you have been of no help :' (

An unhappy customer? Not on my watch!

What exactly was this food feud about? I need a little more information.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

An unhappy customer? Not on my watch!

What exactly was this food feud about? I need a little more information.

a very caring aunty wants to fatten her nephew.

now how to refuse kindly?!

[Muezzin]

a very caring aunty wants to fatten her nephew.

now how to refuse kindly?!

Say that you're full at the moment and save some for later.

Or if doing that requires a lie, just save it for later. Come on, her cooking can't be that bad...

Next!

[Hisbul_Aziz]

is it cozy in the bat cave?