Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[truemuslim]

LOL ^^^

i need a HEEELPP FAAST!!

my question:

WHY IS EVERYONE HERE FROM LONDON!!!!???

they makin me so jealous lol...

[minaz]

is it cozy in the bat cave?

Well Hisbul_Aziz, I am one of a very few people alive today to have seen Muezzin's bat cave. It has a ps2, pc, massive TV, huge DVD collection, 2 fridge freezers, microwave, oh yes and the odd Islamic literature and prayer mat knocking about :D

[minaz]

LOL ^^^
i need a HEEELPP FAAST!!
my question:
WHY IS EVERYONE HERE FROM LONDON!!!!???
they makin me so jealous lol...

I can see the urgency in your question :uuh:

Don't be jealous of them, once upon a time Muezzin went to London- he said it had a bad smell :D

[truemuslim]

Well Hisbul_Aziz, I am one of a very few people alive today to have seen Muezzin's bat cave. It has a ps2, pc, massive TV, huge DVD collection, 2 fridge freezers, microwave, oh yes and the odd Islamic literature and prayer mat knocking about :D

aww come on! all that in a BAT CAVE?! its the same as my downstairs! soooo cool..lol jk... ps2 suks ...u shud buy a ps3 or xbox 360!! hehe..so he goes on LI while in a bat cave..lol

I can see the urgency in your question :uuh:

Don't be jealous of them, once upon a time Muezzin went to London- he said it had a bad smell :D

...ew...i still like london tho..did he happen to smell that smell in the car? in the plane? *cough onhim cough* hehe


lol i just noticed the 'once upon a time' lol ...once upon a time...then

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:salamext:

Why do people just cut off from you, without an excuse?!

[minaz]

:salamext:

Why do people just cut off from you, without an excuse?!

They have their own lives to think about, unless the reason to cut off is because they are dead :beard:

[truemuslim]

LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

i gotta another q...2 actually

1: why do london ppl say 'mate' or 'matey'??

2: i read ur title and u also the masters of 'monday mornings'... any tips on how to not fall asleep on ur pc during ur online class (the teacher cant see u so u can sleep the whole time) and please dont say drink coffee...its sik..and other than drinking 3 cans of coke (been there...done that...IT DONT WORK!!)

thanks :w:

lol

[minaz]

1: why do london ppl say 'mate' or 'matey'??

2: i read ur title and u also the masters of 'monday mornings'... any tips on how to not fall asleep on ur pc during ur online class (the teacher cant see u so u can sleep the whole time) and please dont say drink coffee...its sik..and other than drinking 3 cans of coke (been there...done that...IT DONT WORK!!)

1. I think its a southern thing, (the North starts from Derby upwards :P )
2. Drop I.T. it'll get you nowhere in life

[truemuslim]

lol...

and wats I.T.? sorry if its a dum q

[someone...]

why are trees brown?

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:salamext:

IT - Information Technology. Studying computers.

[truemuslim]

oh...

[truemuslim]

wait i dont study computers... never will..BOOORING

[minaz]

why are trees brown?

Because long long ago, a white man wanted to go as far away as possible from a black man, but soon he began to miss him and created an immitation- lots and lots of tall big trees- this land is known today as Europe. Meanwhile the black man did not miss his white counterpart and decided not to encorparate snow in his lands- this land is known today as Africa.

I think I might just file a civil rights suit against myself (let alone Muezzin) :P

[someone...]

HAHA lOL

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

why monday mornings? why are there 7 days in a week anyway?

[truemuslim]

lol good question ^^ AHAHAHAHAH



mine: why is muezzin a mod and u aint? do u ever get jealous? or just call him a geek for being a mod? lol

[H4RUN]

The other day some youg'un happened to walk past and speak to themselves..i couldn't help but over hear...'who let the dogs out?'

Would your reply have been the same as mine? 'WHO, WHO WHO WHO'

Weird ol' world i must say

[minaz]

Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

why monday mornings? why are there 7 days in a week anyway?

Mondays cuz Muezzin gets up early to loose that beer belly of his (its full of lassi rather than beer)

7 days cuz Craig David said so :P No not really, cuz the people in the Golden Compass (S*** movie) believe that their god rested after creating the world in 6 days.

Man I'm seriously goign to get in trouble for offending blacks and catholics today

[minaz]

lol good question ^^ AHAHAHAHAH



mine: why is muezzin a mod and u aint? do u ever get jealous? or just call him a geek for being a mod? lol

There was a time when I was a Mod aswell as good ol Muezzin ;)
Lol jealous, on the contrary, LI got a bit out of hand- basically overun by hot heads who i couldn't be bothered to deal with (its a long story and Muzzin knows) so I just left the site for a good year and a bit.

Muezzin is probably the biggest geek i know- he's probably the coolest too :)

[minaz]

The other day some youg'un happened to walk past and speak to themselves..i couldn't help but over hear...'who let the dogs out?'

Would your reply have been the same as mine? 'WHO, WHO WHO WHO'

Weird ol' world i must say

Great response, my other personal favourite to say to aggitators is to say out loud "astagfurullah"! its great on a couple of occasions they just look at me puzzled and walk off. Another favourite is to say "yahud" in a disgusting tone.

I'm seriously on an offensive tonight- i never stay up this late :-\

[truemuslim]

There was a time when I was a Mod aswell as good ol Muezzin ;)
Lol jealous, on the contrary, LI got a bit out of hand- basically overun by hot heads who i couldn't be bothered to deal with (its a long story and Muzzin knows) so I just left the site for a good year and a bit.

Muezzin is probably the biggest geek i know- he's probably the coolest too :)

LOL u sound like my bro calling my other bro a geek... but at least u say the coolest one..lol

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

You Aryt? *grin*

Well right, I have a little problem...do you think Isotonic Sports drink makes one feel slightly mad? And why do people feel slightly mad and hyper anyway? Is it a brain malfunction or something totally strange like that?

WassalamuAlaykum

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:salamext:

Subhaan Allaah... why do people feel so down sometimes?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

why do some people expect to be happy all the time....?!

(i am NOT talking about Ahlaam, i just had to clarify that)

[Muezzin]

AssalamuAlaykum

You Aryt? *grin*

Well right, I have a little problem...do you think Isotonic Sports drink makes one feel slightly mad?

If by 'slightly mad' you mean 'willing and possibly able to beat an angry Mike Tyson to a bloody pulp in twenty seconds', why yes, yes it does.

And why do people feel slightly mad and hyper anyway? Is it a brain malfunction or something totally strange like that?

WassalamuAlaykum

Everyone's a little crazy. Some are just better at hiding it than others.

Take me, for example... on second thoughts, no, don't take me as an example, I could get arrested.

But take Inspector Gadget as an example. The guy looks absolutely batcrud insane, but inside you know he's a deeply responsible and stable adult.

Possibly.

Next!

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:salamext:

^ i didnt mean that anyway @ bro ibn..

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

i got 1 how come the majority of females always like pink, and lads like blue, seriously...whats the cause of it?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ i kno you didnt.


its just something that came into my head, please dont take it as directed at you.


Assalamu Alaikum

[IbnAbdulHakim]

i got 1 how come the majority of females always like pink, and lads like blue, seriously...whats the cause of it?

huh?! lol bro majority of the boys i know like black/white

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:salamext:

^ I think he means boy=blue, pink=girl

although i hate pink personally...

[Re.TiReD]

Everyone's a little crazy. Some are just better at hiding it than others.

Take me, for example... on second thoughts, no, don't take me as an example, I could get arrested.

But take Inspector Gadget as an example. The guy looks absolutely batcrud insane, but inside you know he's a deeply responsible and stable adult.

Possibly.

Next!

AssalamuAlaykum

How to hide craziness? (Plastic bag is not a good answer *smile*)

Can we have you as an example please? And how comes we smile when we're happy anyway....actually why do we *grin* so much....why not cry? and you know vice versa...

WassalamuAlaykum

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

lol yeh ok, forget the blue, why do they like black n white :D

[Muezzin]

:salamext:

Subhaan Allaah... why do people feel so down sometimes?

I call it the Trampoline Effect.

See, when you're jumping on a trampoline, you have to go down to go up. Get it?

No? Aw, just go and jump on a sofa or something. You'll see.

why do some people expect to be happy all the time....?!

Because they don't own trampolines.

i got 1 how come the majority of females always like pink, and lads like blue, seriously...whats the cause of it?

Freud might know.

But since we can't ask him, I suggest that everyone should go and bounce on a trampoline.

Next!

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

But since we can't ask him, I suggest that everyone should go and bounce on a trampoline

ohhhh yehhh, now i get it, bro you got a way with words, you always make things so clear :D

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ lol yeah we can see who the new big genius of the millenium is going to be.


next question: whats the opposite of false-hope?

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:salamext:

Beans or Spaghetti? and why?

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

what came first, the chicken or the egg :D (old, i know)

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:salamext:

Already been answered Here:
http://www.islamicboard.com/puzzles-...tml#post523350

Dinosaurs came before chickens. Dinosaurs laid eggs. Therefore, eggs came before chickens.

Next!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Question:


1+2/3 to the power of 1 gazillion times aamirsaab

i want the answer asap lol

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

next question: whats the opposite of false-hope?

True-lies.

:salamext:

Beans or Spaghetti? and why?

Spaghetti. I love it.

Question:


1+2/3 to the power of 1 gazillion times aamirsaab

i want the answer asap lol

Ahhh my one weakness; ludicrus calculi!

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Is LI going down? *shocked*

WassalamuAlaykum

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:salamext:

aamirsaab....why hast thou deserted thy people in need?

[Sami]

lol this thread is very funny:D:Da bit crazy too!!
haha loved it

[Sami]

well is it meant for some real purpose or just random questions?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

AssalamuAlaykum

Is LI going down? *shocked*

WassalamuAlaykum

It's going down alright. Down ander to where the wallobies and kangaroos live. Cor' crikey!

:salamext:

aamirsaab....why hast thou deserted thy people in need?

This reminds me of the questions many people asked me during college (where I was said to be well-learned amongst peers...well-learned meaning I know the difference between pie and pi and knowing that 8 times 8 is 64) The questions raised were along the lines of: ''Oh how come you don't know the answer to xyz question?'' My reply was rather simple: I'm just one man!

well is it meant for some real purpose or just random questions?

It actually started out for a laugh as indicated by the very first post on this thread (you probably didn't see it and I honestly don't blame you). Unfortunately, people continue to ask questions. Of course we continue to provide answers - we don't like to mess around with our customers....Who never actually pay up.

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Why are red onions purple? *scratches head*

WassalamuAlaykum

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

:salamext:

Already been answered Here:
http://www.islamicboard.com/puzzles-...tml#post523350

lol...ok...

what is the 27th letter of the alphabet?

[Re.TiReD]

AsslaamuAlaykum

Why do reps make me so happy? Even the threatening ones I get from mods? *grin* :mmokay:

WassalamuAlaykum

[IbnAbdulHakim]

if 1+2 = 3 and 3-2 = 1 then why is bush a monkey?

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Ahem *coughcough*

Why has my last question gone unanswered?

Why is cheese yellow?

Why is the sky so far?

Is it possible to touch stars?

What does the moon taste like?

Why is grass so prickly?

What happened to this guys tongue? --> :playing:

That will be all...thankoo *grin*

WassalamuAlaykum

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:salamext:

Why are some people totally demented?! (talking bout myself)

[IbnAbdulHakim]

what makes eyes such a focal point?

wheneva u look at someone the eyes stand out..


what makes ears another focal point?

if they big they really stand out..



lets not go to the nose lol

[m102313]

hey Muezzin can i ask you a question ? Are you Jack the Ripper's brother ? (I know it's a bit Random)

[IbnAbdulHakim]

hey muezzin, why dont you snipe the shaytaan already, his really tikin me off!!!!

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Why is it we want the things we cant really have? When we have it...we'll prob get bored of it real quick but when we dont we really want it...why???

If you really want to do something but know you shouldnt, should you go and do it anyway? (I'm in a crazy mood so ima go and actually do what you say *grin*)

WassalamuAlaykum

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Today my brother said I looked green :mmokay: I grinned (obviously.... *grin*) and told him to shurrup...Am I an alien in denial? Hehe

WassalamuAlaykum

P.S Just to clarify, I is not green, I think he was looking at my khaki (sp?) jacket rather than at me *grin*

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

My questions are being ignored :mmokay:

But this one is mega important! Seriously please answer it with all the wisdom you posess Insha'Allah!

....Hmm, now...chocolate nibbles, to be or not to be? *grin* seriously though, don't you find them dodgy? like some are really chewy and others arent...? But they're supposed to be made from the same stuff *raises an eyebrow*... do you understand why that may have seriously harmful effects on my mental well-being? Hmm its a dilemma for sure...

WassalamuAlaykum

[aamirsaab]

:sl:
Ya Allah!

AssalamuAlaykum

Why are red onions purple? *scratches head*

WassalamuAlaykum

Because if you called them purple onions people would think you mean aubergines.

what is the 27th letter of the alphabet?

Ka'plah!

Why do reps make me so happy? Even the threatening ones I get from mods? *grin* :mmokay:

Makes you feel valued and that your actions are accepted globally. However, threats are supposed to make you cry in fear, not in happiness, so something is terribly wrong.

if 1+2 = 3 and 3-2 = 1 then why is bush a monkey?

Because a monkey is a bush.

Why has my last question gone unanswered?

I was sleeping.

Why is cheese yellow?

Cheese comes in a variety of forms, including blue and green. Though, the latter is usually because it is out of date.

Why is the sky so far?

It's to taunt you; whenever you think you are close enough to touch the sky you realised: ''Dang, it's still a couple of thousand feet away from my reach. If only I had dhalshim-like arms!''

Is it possible to touch stars?

It is if they are milky way magic stars!

What does the moon taste like?

It depends on the day; sometimes it tastes like chicken, sometimes lamb.

Why is grass so prickly?

It's a defence mechanism for the mole man. He lives underground and does not want to be disturbed!

What happened to this guys tongue? --> :playing:

Takumi-san chopped it off.

Why are some people totally demented?! (talking bout myself)

It's a statistical probability; 1 out of 400 people will be a whacko. 1 out of every 8 million will be a Jacko.

what makes eyes such a focal point?

wheneva u look at someone the eyes stand out..


what makes ears another focal point?

if they big they really stand out..

lets not go to the nose lol

They are a focal point because they are bang in the centre of the human face. They also change depending on the emotion. So its a way of telling if someone wants to hug you or kick your butt.

hey Muezzin can i ask you a question ? Are you Jack the Ripper's brother ? (I know it's a bit Random)

No he is not.......He's his cousin.

hey muezzin, why dont you snipe the shaytaan already, his really tikin me off!!!!

Muezzin is not armed.

Why is it we want the things we cant really have? When we have it...we'll prob get bored of it real quick but when we dont we really want it...why???

It's all an illusion. What we need is what we have. What we want is what we will never get.

If you really want to do something but know you shouldnt, should you go and do it anyway? (I'm in a crazy mood so ima go and actually do what you say *grin*)

Yes, you should jump off the building into a giant shrimp-infested frying pan of oatmeal.

AssalamuAlaykum

Today my brother said I looked green :mmokay: I grinned (obviously.... *grin*) and told him to shurrup...Am I an alien in denial? Hehe

It is possible that you have surpassed all humans in evolution. Have you noticed your ability to spontaneously ask strange questions? That's the first sign.

AssalamuAlaykum

...Hmm, now...chocolate nibbles, to be or not to be? *grin* seriously though, don't you find them dodgy? like some are really chewy and others arent...? But they're supposed to be made from the same stuff *raises an eyebrow*... do you understand why that may have seriously harmful effects on my mental well-being? Hmm its a dilemma for sure...

Indeed, Chocolate nibbles are not a matter to be made fun of. It takes years of study, hard-work and debilitation to understand the sheer complexity of the cocoa nibbli. The randomness that you have experienced is part of the company's plan which will ensure global domination and perhaps the ressurection of skeletor.

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:salamext:

Lord abovE!! How long did ^ take you to answer?!

[Re.TiReD]

:sl:
It is possible that you have surpassed all humans in evolution. Have you noticed your ability to spontaneously ask strange questions? That's the first sign..

AssalamuAlaykum,

Should I be offended at that? ^^ :mmokay: Will aliens ever be accepted and integrate into mainstream British society? If not, where shall I go to live? *scared*

WassalamuAlaykum

[IbnAbdulHakim]

whats so hard about letting go?!

i can pick up a piece of paper n drop it
i can pick up food n release it

wats so hard about letting go :confused: ????

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:salamext:

Why do people find it hard to let go?

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

^^ same question as above....please try answering in depth insha'Allah

*grin*

Now...Ahem, why are fish orange? Why not blue? like the water init...and speaking of fish...have you heard of the self-fulfilling prophecy? I've been called a fish countless times, how long before I turn into one? lol *grin*

WassalamuAlaykum

[sevgi]

now i have a question....

as i walked through the city right after an intense training program at uni today...i carried my paper bag filled with training stuff...and at that point, the paper bag, cut my hand!

so what i have now is a bag cut...

my frends and i came to the conclusion that technology had become so advanced, so cutting edge-so to speak- and so sheer that bags could be sliced with precise thinness and thus the ability to harm the public...

we then realised that...thats what technological advancements are for...they are ever expanding in order to cut off our limbs and we know it...

this conspiracy theory does not stop here....

i realised that as tech advances, and more and more limbs are lost...what happens? govt revenue...systematic destruction of the human race in order to be over powered by machines?

yes...machines are out to take over...and they will take every limb before they are successful...

now...do u think this is plausible?

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:salamext:

Why do I feel so down Subhaan Allah.....

[H4RUN]

:sl:

Why does the post man leave his bike at the bottom of the road and then walk up and down the road....

Whhhyyyy do they not get a little red van, and a black and white cat, and why cant they all be called Pat...

And have you now got a certain *tune* going through your head :p

[IbnAbdulHakim]

will santa clause blow a hole in the roof of a house if theres no chimney?!
also does that make him a terrorist?

we all know his got a beard, he probably gets accused all the time

Assalamu Alaikum

[The Ruler]

:sl:

Would you believe it if I said: "there's a pixie on the forum?"

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:salamext:

Where have the masters of mondays and magic thingy gone ? :ooh:

[H4RUN]

^Deported me thinks!

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:salamext:

My sincerest condolences on the loss of 5 pages of this thread.

[Na7lah]

wat happened to your thread?
i guess your patients dont have anymore problems?

Ma'salamah :)

[Pen Marks]

this is a funny thread ;D

what should i do if my sister is annoying me so much i cant stand it? :raging: :cry:

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:salamext:

Why do people get depressed ?

Why is it snowing in Spring ?

Do u own a USB or a Floppy Disk ?

[Muezzin]

:salamext:

My sincerest condolences on the loss of 5 pages of this thread.

Condolences? I was about to throw a party.

wat happened to your thread?
i guess your patients dont have anymore problems?

Ma'salamah

Aye, 'tis an ill fate to do one's job so well so as to render oneself redundant.

Wait. Scratch that.

this is a funny thread

That's the idea.

what should i do if my sister is annoying me so much i cant stand it?

Pelt her with marshmallows until she can't stand it. If that doesn't help, well... hey, at least you get a lot of marshmallows.

Why do people get depressed ?

They need to get back in touch with their inner smile, but their mobile got wiped and they lost the number. However, nowadays there is also Facebook and verbal communication, which is also known as talking!

Why is it snowing in Spring ?

To make everything look kind of sugary.

Do u own a USB or a Floppy Disk ?

Both, but all my floppies have become corrupt. Like Pakistani officials.

Next!

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:salamext:

Like Pakistani officials.

:lol: ;D

[Na7lah]

Pelt her with marshmallows until she can't stand it. If that doesn't help, well... hey, at least you get a lot of marshmallows.

:ooh: :ooh: :ooh:

:offended:

[nafy]

salaam

hope u okiessss brozzzzz

anyways

how u stop nytmares :(

lol
tc

:)

w/salaam

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:salamext:

Describe:

- content
- fish
- Red Bull
- Arrow

[Muezzin]

salaam

hope u okiessss brozzzzz

Ish. Busy, busy, busy.

anyways

how u stop nytmares :(

Don't eat cheese before you go to bed. And lay off the horror movies and/or Accounts questions. If you don't have to answer Accounts questions, don't even think about Accounts questions, or you will have nightmares. Nightmares featuring ledgers, and rulers, and too much paperwork for the human mind.

Describe:

Haan-ji.

- content

Chakadeh

- fish

Chips.

- Red Bull

Blue whale.

- Arrow

Sparrow.

Next!

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

Whats the best way to start a day, a 3 mile run, or 100 press-ups :ooh:

[Fishman]

:sl:
Who should I conquer first? The Mongols or the Japanese?
:w:

[truemuslim]

r u mad?


ur hilarius, u need ur brother here to take care of u hah! im gessinn ur fat too and have no friends and try ur best here so ppl can like u, well gess wat! it aint workin! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA--cough cough
jk

mad now?

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:salamext:

Which mods do u not get on with?

Do u think I am mod material?

Speaking of mods, why are they called moderators?

Is that something to do with alligators?

[Muezzin]

Whats the best way to start a day, a 3 mile run, or 100 press-ups :ooh:

Neither.

The best way to start a day is to reduce a brick wall to rubble with nothing but your eyes.

Who should I conquer first? The Mongols or the Japanese?

Is there any reason you can't attack the Martians first?

r u mad?

Quite possibly.

Though admitting that possibility actually lessens the probability of insanity, since insane people tend to deny their own madness. Get me?

ur hilarius, u need ur brother here to take care of u hah! im gessinn ur fat too

Nah. Average.

and have no friends

Nah. Average.

and try ur best here so ppl can like u, well gess wat! it aint workin! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA--cough cough
jk

Ah.

mad now?

Mad as in insane or mad as in angry? It takes a lot to make me angry. People need to earn that privilege, I don't just give it away.

Which mods do u not get on with?

On this forum? None. On nutty anti-Islamic forums? Erm... a few.

Do u think I am mod material?

Er... Look, a bunny!

Speaking of mods, why are they called moderators?

Because they moderate disputes and stuff. Allegedly.

Is that something to do with alligators?

I wish.

Next!

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Whats the best way to start a day, a 3 mile run, or 100 press-ups :ooh:

A cold shower.

:sl:
Who should I conquer first? The Mongols or the Japanese?
:w:

Japanese - if you leave it too late, they'll either rebuild megatron or start up skynet. Either one of which situations will result in the ultimate death of humans. Take out the Japs, the fate of the world rests in your hands!

ur hilarius, u need ur brother here to take care of u hah! im gessinn ur fat too and have no friends and try ur best here so ppl can like u, well gess wat! it aint workin! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA--cough cough
jk

mad now?

I'm not mad. I'm crazy. Muezzin is not mad either. He's a lawyer!

:salamext:

Which mods do u not get on with?

Tough question really - I get on fine with most people - mod or not. Honestly, I have no problem with any of the mods.

Do u think I am mod material?

Yeah - you're pretty active on the forum, so why not.

Speaking of mods, why are they called moderators?

Because they moderate things. We also terminate user accounts but due to copyright laws we can't be called terminators. :(

Is that something to do with alligators?

Nope.

What rhymes with vexed?
NEXT!

p.s; Oh look, you guys got two sets of answers!

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

A cold shower, and reduce a brick wall to rubble with my eyes.

got it! nice one!

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:salamext:

p.s; Oh look, you guys got two sets of answers!

Does that make me special??!! :ooh:

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

:sl:

i have a question which user name sounds cooler

-Ibn Al Aqwa-

or

-Qa'qaa bin Amr-

???

[Ibn Al Aqwa]

have the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings been stumped :ooh:

:w:

[Sahabiyaat]

no
muezzins here
hes just being lazy

[Muezzin]

:sl:

i have a question which user name sounds cooler

-Ibn Al Aqwa-

or

-Qa'qaa bin Amr-

???

Does it really matter? Your account has been disabled by the looks of things.

But, really, the best user name ever is Pepe Jalapeno.

have the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings been stumped

Only trees get stumped. Well, humans do too, but we don't call them 'stumped', we just tell them to participate in the Special Olympics.

no
muezzins here
hes just being lazy

This is true.

Next!

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:salamext:



Does that make me special??!! :ooh:

ignoring me? :skeleton:

[truemuslim]

did u make ibn al aqwa sad/mad enough to ban himself? or did he do somthing bad (i douuubt it.lol)

[------]

:salamext:

^ He requested the ban, he has lots of work to complete. Please keep him in your duas.

[truemuslim]

AHA ! he is FAKE banned! HAHAHAHAAA he is logged on right now and banned..strange eh?
lol
anyway

My question
Are u muezzin and minaz losing bizness here?

and another
Ibn al aqwa is NOT banned? or is banned? coz he is online right now. loool

AND another

Have u ever gotten sik of this thread?

[Riyadh-ul-Jannah]

:sl:
I am addicted to tomato ketchup
What should i do?????????????

[------]

:salamext:

R u dying to live or living to die~?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

ignoring me? :skeleton:

Yes.

..
My question
Are u muezzin and minaz losing bizness here?

That would imply we had a business to start with. Seeing as our customers never actually pay up, we've been making a metaphorical loss for about 2 years.

and another
Ibn al aqwa is NOT banned? or is banned? coz he is online right now. loool

The banning just prevents you from posting. You can still log on and view things. Well, from what I know atleast.

AND another

Have u ever gotten sik of this thread?

Yes. We only give out answers when we deem appropriate (I.e when we can be asked) It's all for the benefit of our loyal (and unpaying) customers.

:sl:
I am addicted to tomato ketchup
What should i do?????????????

Soliatry confinement. Or you could bathe in a bathub of tomatoes.

:salamext:

R u dying to live or living to die~?

Neither, I'm wrestling a mastadon.

[truemuslim]

lol seriously the only thing that can make me laugh OUT LOUD when im online, and alone is this thread...thats wierd
and some other people on this thread. but MOSTLY this thread. ur hilarious


do u make urself laff?

Oh and quit thinkin bout cash coz we rep u...well i do...wen i have reps...and reps and dua is better than cash...change ur mind? eh eh?

[Muezzin]

lol seriously the only thing that can make me laugh OUT LOUD when im online, and alone is this thread...thats wierd
and some other people on this thread. but MOSTLY this thread. ur hilarious

Jazakallah. We have our moments.

Like that one time I saw a ninja running around this village of tree houses, but then I woke up.

do u make urself laff?

Every time I look in the mirror. Or at Aamirsaab's face.

Oh and quit thinkin bout cash coz we rep u...well i do...wen i have reps...and reps and dua is better than cash...change ur mind? eh eh?

Eh?

No.

Next!

[Sahabiyaat]

i hate walking thru uni in summer
all these naked ppl, lord protect me +o(
wat shall i doooooooo

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:salamext:

I got 3 fans on, still boiling, what shall i do?

[Muezzin]

i hate walking thru uni in summer
all these naked ppl, lord protect me +o(
wat shall i doooooooo

Paint the lenses of your sunglasses black. Comedy ensues.

I got 3 fans on, still boiling, what shall i do?

Still boiling? Turn the kettle off.

Next!

[truemuslim]

^ hahaha looool!

next:
What is faith?

and if u can change the title to soemthing else would it be ...
Muezzin and Aamirsaab: Masters of Might , Magic and Monday Mornings

OR

Muezzin: Master of Might , Magic and Monday Mornings

lol

[Na7lah]

Muezzin and Aamirsaab: Masters of Might , Magic and Monday Mornings

did Minaz quit? lol

and wat does Aamirsaab mean?

[sevgi]

aamir is a name.

saab is a middle class car.

[Fishman]

:sl:
All of the eastern half of Asia belongs to me! Hah! What do you think of that, 'Muezzin' and 'Minaz'?!!?!?!?
:w:

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:salamext:

Why do some people commit suicide?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

^ hahaha looool!

next:
What is faith?

Faith is basically the same thing as hope. But this question is far too serious for this thread.

and if u can change the title to soemthing else would it be ...
Muezzin and Aamirsaab: Masters of Might , Magic and Monday Mornings

OR

Muezzin: Master of Might , Magic and Monday Mornings

lol

No plans to change the thread title. It's staying as it is.

did Minaz quit? lol

No, he went on vacation. Again.

and wat does Aamirsaab mean?

Read this:

aamir is a name.

saab is a middle class car.

Yes that is true. But, the word: aamirsaab actually means aamir bhai.

:sl:
All of the eastern half of Asia belongs to me! Hah! What do you think of that, 'Muezzin' and 'Minaz'?!!?!?!?
:w:

Pretty cool. But, I must digress, after conquering half of Japan with Liu Bu on dynasty warriors, I got bored of Asia (wasn't anything left to look at after I destroyed it :() and set my eyes on something closer to home: halo 3 :D

Edit:

Why do some people commit suicide

I have no idea. I haven't done any research on suicide so don't know. My guess is that they are fed up with life and simply give up. They feel no value of their own life so they take it. Really, all they need is to play halo.

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:salamext:

Why do some people commit suicide?

forgot about me again??

[sevgi]

sori..wats aamir BHAi..


i dno the second term..

excuse my ignorance. u can delete this post after u reply if u like...

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:salamext:

Bhai = brother (in urdu)

[sevgi]

forgot about me again??

he was digressing...:P

[------]

:salamext:

Hope ur kool

- What is 1+1 ? Why?!

- Hot chocolate or Tea? And Why?

- Blue contacts or green contacts? And Why?

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Why am I addicted to Ready-Salted Hula Hoops and Milky Bar? Is there a support group available for people like me?

Whats really at the end of a rainbow?

Why is it that the heart hurts? Like why not the kidneys?

WassalamuAlaykum

[Pen Marks]

i hav math test tommorow, wats a good way of gettin a good grade and not gettin scared *don't say study cuz i'v beeen doing that for the past three days

[truemuslim]

How come people vacuem ants?
and how come everyone is in the UK?

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

I just had a two-hour exam but I finished it in half an hour...Am I crazy? Am I gonna fail? :phew

WassalamuAlaykum

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

:salamext:

Hope ur kool

Woman, I'm beyond cool. I'm ice cooooooold.

- What is 1+1 ? Why?!

Window. Because I said so.

- Hot chocolate or Tea? And Why?

Hot chocolate. Looks funnier on a t shirt.

- Blue contacts or green contacts? And Why?

Bah, contacts are for n00bs. Real men wear T3h 5p3c5!

AssalamuAlaykum

Why am I addicted to Ready-Salted Hula Hoops and Milky Bar? Is there a support group available for people like me?

You are a clone of me. Which is much weirder than it sounds.

Whats really at the end of a rainbow?

Noone knows. But muezzin might.

Why is it that the heart hurts? Like why not the kidneys?
WassalamuAlaykum

The kidneys can hurt, if a ninja kicks shanks you. Head hurts because you clearly are using it for the first time.

i hav math test tommorow, wats a good way of gettin a good grade and not gettin scared *don't say study cuz i'v beeen doing that for the past three days

Any answer I give you now will be pointless. So I'll write these two sentences to patronise you instead.

How come people vacuem ants?
and how come everyone is in the UK?

What ants?!
Everyone is from the uk because, obviously, the Uk is just another word for the world. Oh and then we have that little thing called the middle east but it's ok, they aren't important.

AssalamuAlaykum

I just had a two-hour exam but I finished it in half an hour...Am I crazy? Am I gonna fail? :phew

WassalamuAlaykum

Unfortunately, I have not mastered the ability to see into the future. Right now, I can barely see 1 second ahead of me.

Next.

[barney]

Has anybody seen my keys?

[aamirsaab]

Has anybody seen my keys?

Oh those were keys?

I'm terribly sorry, I ate them.

[barney]

Oh those were keys?

I'm terribly sorry, I ate them.

Arrgh! Now how am I going to play the Piano? :(

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Why are my replies in black font? lol

I seem to have lost the ability to ask pathetic questions, is that a good thing? *grin*

If my friends cousin has two fish and I'm also a fish and next door's fish is related to me and there's 5 fish in the pond but one had twins and the other two had five each with 6 fishlings already, how many fish are there? Including the 3 and a half fish-fingers my bro had for brekkie? :D

WassalamuAlaykum

[IbnAbdulHakim]

why cant hindu's be cool? :(

[------]

:salamext:

Du u think we can get the default replies back to black font like before?

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

If tea is called tea then why isnt Coffee called Sea?

Is too much waiting bad for your health? And if yeah...like what can happen? :phew

Off to the vending machine >> Snack or twirl? :D

WassalamuAlaykum

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Arrgh! Now how am I going to play the Piano? :(

Music is haraam anyway, so it's all good :D

[aamirsaab]

Arrgh! Now how am I going to play the Piano? :(

You could just wait a few hours. :statisfie

AssalamuAlaykum

Why are my replies in black font? lol

I seem to have lost the ability to ask pathetic questions, is that a good thing? *grin*

Yes it is a good thing. For me. Your replies are in black font because you are clearly more important than every other human being on this planet.
Sorry barney, but you are a dinosaur - it just wouldn't be fair to put you in the same league as humans.

If my friends cousin has two fish and I'm also a fish and next door's fish is related to me and there's 5 fish in the pond but one had twins and the other two had five each with 6 fishlings already, how many fish are there? Including the 3 and a half fish-fingers my bro had for brekkie? :D
WassalamuAlaykum

None cus after eating barney's keys I ate the fish.

why cant hindu's be cool? :(

I know plenty of cool hindus. But they aren't ice cold though.

:salamext:

Du u think we can get the default replies back to black font like before?

Probably, but that would require effort. And the only thing that is worth effort is $$$!

AssalamuAlaykum

If tea is called tea then why isnt Coffee called Sea?

Because the sea is called sea. Obviously. If coffee were sea, then coffee it would not be. So you see, sea is sea and coffee is coffee.

Is too much waiting bad for your health? And if yeah...like what can happen? :phew

It can be bad for your health since you might get depressed. Or medically insane.

Off to the vending machine >> Snack or twirl? :D

WassalamuAlaykum

Get the cheapest item.

Next.

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:salamext:

^ Are you by any chance with the Pakistani League of *buy one get one free, or get the cheapest thing even thought it will break the next day* slogan?

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

LOL!

Were you born funny? if not how long did it take for you to master the art?

Can you rhyme?

The cheapest Item? Dang! That leads me onto my next ques...why are people dumb enough to buy from vending machines when things are clearly double the price? :skeleton:

Why is it that I can walk forwards and backwards real fast but not sideways?

WassalamuAlaykum

[truemuslim]

why do ppl want heaven but dont wanna die?
why do ppl ask me to kill them?
should i kill them?
tanx yo

[------]

:salamext:

Why are some people scared of dying ?

"Over!" - What does that signify to you?

Do u feel sleepy? Why?

[truemuslim]

oh and also ...
who REALLY killed tupac? if u cant answer this u suck at being a master of anything! muahahahaaa :Evil:

Kiddin of course!!

[Na7lah]

wat do u do wen u feel soo depressed ad u feel like your life is worthless? wat should i do?

[Re.TiReD]

wat do u do wen u feel soo depressed ad u feel like your life is worthless? wat should i do?

I want to answer that but If I do my post will get deleted :( Ermm do you want a clowny answer from the bro's or a serious one? Ima PM you insha'Allah sis. Chin up :)

[------]

:salamext:

What do u think of predestination ?

[------]

:salamext:

How do you multi quote?

[Na7lah]

how does it feel to hav the rhymes thread over your thread?

wats ur favorite language?

wats your favorite word?

wats your favorite website besides LI and it cant be one dat u made lol

[------]

:salamext:

Where art thou...

[Tania]

Do you think its dificult to build a wood fence :?

[truemuslim]

Is the reason u suddenly disappeared because of stupid exams?
Do you think you will pass the stupid exams?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:
Bloody hell, we really should start charging!

:salamext:

^ Are you by any chance with the Pakistani League of *buy one get one free, or get the cheapest thing even thought it will break the next day* slogan?

Yes. I live by that slogan

[B]AssalamuAlaykum

Were you born funny? if not how long did it take for you to master the art?

No actually I learnt all my humour. Main influences are: house, fresh prince, my wife and kids, bremner bird and fortune, peter kay and the like. I don't think I've mastered it though - House always seems to outclass me.

Can you rhyme?

Probably.

The cheapest Item? Dang! That leads me onto my next ques...why are people dumb enough to buy from vending machines when things are clearly double the price? :skeleton:

Because slotting coins into a machine is fun. If you think otherwise, you are abnormal and should be placed under arrest.

Why is it that I can walk forwards and backwards real fast but not sideways?

You clearly haven't learnt the art of shadow stepping. Ah it takes me back to the golden days when I was just a child....

why do ppl want heaven but dont wanna die?
why do ppl ask me to kill them?
should i kill them?
tanx yo

1 - Why do you keep asking me these questions and not actually paying up!
2 - they are joking
3 - yes

:salamext:

Why are some people scared of dying ?

Have you EVER thought about dying? Exactly.

"Over!" - What does that signify to you?

Comes after the word: game. Usually occurs in Mario, when you run out of lives.

Do u feel sleepy? Why?

No, because I'm a bad-ass.

oh and also ...
who REALLY killed tupac? if u cant answer this u suck at being a master of anything! muahahahaaa :Evil:...

Mr T. Tupac ate Mr T's cheetos, Mr T found out cus he had orange fingers. Tupac denied it, but Mr T shot the sucka with a 12 gauge.

wat do u do wen u feel soo depressed ad u feel like your life is worthless? wat should i do?

Pray namaz. Read Quran. Kill people on halo 3. In that order.

:salamext:

What do u think of predestination ?

I think it is a very long word which has little place in this thread.

:salamext:

How do you multi quote?

Bottom of your post, on the right, next to the quote button.

how does it feel to hav the rhymes thread over your thread?

Blessed

wats ur favorite language?

Spanish or Japanese. Both are equally bad ass.

wats your favorite word?

Bad ass and retard.

wats your favorite website besides LI and it cant be one dat u made lol

EBAY!

:salamext:

Where art thou...

If you are going to quote a play, quote it all: Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo.

Do you think its dificult to build a wood fence :?

Not really, you just stick it into the ground and bam: a wooden fence.

NEXT!

[Na7lah]

wat are you gona charge us?
what's your fav game
do u ever get annoyed by this thread

BTW don't u think its more dan a coincidence that the Muezzin and Minaz: masters of might blah blah blah is over the rhymes thread?

don't u think this thread should be renamed to Muezzin and aamirsaab, masters of might, magic and monday mornings

one last q *for now* how can u be masters of Magic wen its Haram :X lol

one more :D wats your fav color?

[------]

:salamext:

• How long did the last post of yours in this thread take you?
  
• If you start charging, what will we have to pay in?
  
• What shall I do if my arm goes numb?
  
• Are you going to attend this lecture? Why/why not?
  
• Where's Muezzin and Minaz bhai gone? aka Thread Starters?
  
• Do you think I ask unnecessary questions?

Nuff.

[Fishman]

:sl:
Who is worse: pigeons or cows?
:w:

[truemuslim]

what if i dont pay wut u make me pay?

[------]

:salamext:

Why isn't Muezzin answering these questions?

[Muezzin]

wat are you gona charge us?

Oh, nothing much. Your blood.

Actually, that's only if you default on one payment.

what's your fav game

Buckaraoo.

do u ever get annoyed by this thread

Nothing is as annoying as kamikaze hammers with wings.

BTW don't u think its more dan a coincidence that the Muezzin and Minaz: masters of might blah blah blah is over the rhymes thread?

Comedy trumps poetry?

don't u think this thread should be renamed to Muezzin and aamirsaab, masters of might, magic and monday mornings

Nope. The title is alliterative and awesome and I made it up while eating a chicken wing.

one last q *for now* how can u be masters of Magic wen its Haram :X lol

Read the very first post for an explanation.

one more :D wats your fav color?

Red. For many reasons. None of them good.

If you start charging, what will we have to pay in?

Seashells.

What shall I do if my arm goes numb?

Plunge it into a bathtub full of custard. If it's still numb, at least you can lick custard off your arm.

Where's Muezzin and Minaz bhai gone? aka Thread Starters?

I had lots of revision to do. I still do. I'm just currently skiving.

Do you think I ask unnecessary questions?

Do I have to answer?

Who is worse: pigeons or cows?

Pigeons. Their excretion is more disrespectful.

what if i dont pay wut u make me pay?

Your soul.

Just joking. That's only if you default on two payments.

Next!

[H4RUN]

Do you wana buy a caravan!?

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Who do you think you are? ^o) ..... Nuffin personal btw...I just like to say that *grin*

Aaand....does Aamirsaab really watch House? Ahem

WassalamuAlaykum

[sevgi]

man this thread is huge!!

and its getting lame..no particular post or poster i swear...it just is...like..generally...

so:

'tis exam time..and as i write this post i wonder...can one be anti-crast? i mean...i tend to be fairly pro-crast...how does one anti-crastinate?

*jumpsbackontofacebook*

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

How do you keep a secret when the one you're trying to keep a secret from is reading this post at this very minute? :skeleton: (not you btw)

WassalamuAlaykum

[------]

:salamext:

What do u think about marriage?

[Muezzin]

Do you wana buy a caravan!?

Does it have rocket boosters?

AssalamuAlaykum

Who do you think you are? ..... Nuffin personal btw...I just like to say that *grin*

I think I'm Batman.

Aaand....does Aamirsaab really watch House? Ahem

Yep. As do I. House is such a hilarious character.

and its getting lame..no particular post or poster i swear...it just is...like..generally...

Yeah, I think it kind of jumped the shark when people stopped posting problems for us to solve, and just started asking random questions. Which is fine, we can give random answers, but it's more fun for everyone involved if we're given problems to solve.

so:

'tis exam time..and as i write this post i wonder...can one be anti-crast? i mean...i tend to be fairly pro-crast...how does one anti-crastinate?

By doing one's work. It's a revolution.

*jumpsbackontofacebook*

So I guess the anti-crastrinating's not working out. Oh well. Practice makes perfect.

AssalamuAlaykum

How do you keep a secret when the one you're trying to keep a secret from is reading this post at this very minute? (not you btw)

WassalamuAlaykum

Simply wipe their memory with this handy neuraliser.

Patent pending. Only available at MIB HQ. Batteries not included.

What do u think about marriage?

Free food.

Next!

[Fishman]

:sl:

What are the flags of:

The White Huns?

The Gupta Empire?

The Berbers?
:w:

[------]

What do I do about someone who cant stop self harming

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Lol at patent pending, you think I could get a patent for my fone neck thing? I also use it for strangling my siblings....Hmm well attempting to :-[ Its my latest invention :-[

Oh and btw....why oh why do pringles now come in packets? :exhausted

Aaaand...why are there 60 seconds in a min? Why not 100? It'd make things much more simple....

Also....when I dream....does it use up my brain cells? :-[

And, do you think I should change my name back to Dreamer?

WassalamuAlaykum

[Muezzin]

:sl:

What are the flags of:

The White Huns?

So says Google Image Search.

The Gupta Empire?

Er... I dunno.

The Berbers?
:w:

Or alternatively

I did say alternatively...

What do I do about someone who cant stop self harming

Harm 'em yourself.

Not really. Get them a counsellor.

AssalamuAlaykum

Lol at patent pending, you think I could get a patent for my fone neck thing? I also use it for strangling my siblings....Hmm well attempting to :-[ Its my latest invention :-[

I don't condone murder.

Unless it's the murder of insane saucermen from Mars.

Oh and btw....why oh why do pringles now come in packets? :exhausted

Because once you pop, you can't stop, but if you can't beat 'em join 'em.

Or it might be just for the taste of it. Unless they have a WKD side. Because it's not just food... it's M & S food.

Ronseal. Does exactly what it says on the tin.

Aaaand...why are there 60 seconds in a min? Why not 100? It'd make things much more simple....

God knows. As well as mathemeticians and Wikipedia.

Also....when I dream....does it use up my brain cells? :-[

See above.

And, do you think I should change my name back to Dreamer?

Not if it's going to use up your brain cells. Them's things are expensive to replace. Trust me, I know.

Next!

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Lol did you just close the thread for a minute there? Coz it said invalid thread.

And is this your day job or summin?

And....Hmm Uni or work? What to do? :enough!: One could be permanent insha'Allah the other I could drop :skeleton:

WassalamuAlaykum

[Muezzin]

AssalamuAlaykum

Lol did you just close the thread for a minute there? Coz it said invalid thread.

I just merged my multiple posts.

And is this your day job or summin?

I'm at uni. Revising in a moment.

My day job is being Batman, I told you.

Oh wait, that's my dream job.

And....Hmm Uni or work? What to do? :enough!: One could be permanent insha'Allah the other I could drop :skeleton:

WassalamuAlaykum

Uni permament, work temp to cover the costs. It tends to be easier that way. But whatever works for you.

Next!

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Why so serious?

[Re.TiReD]

AssalalamuAlaykum

Dont you feel these superhero's are all a tad sad? :D like they're all wimpy and got nothing going for them and they have several moments of fame when they get to help sum1 out but even then they cant tell anybody who they are so they live half a life and are never satisfied and then get so sick of it at the end that they give up and....Hmm

WassalamuAlaykum

[------]

do ever get sick of living and wish u didnt exist?

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

I want peeplings to be happy, what shall I doooo? :(

:D

WassalamuAlaykum

[truemuslim]

May Allah reward you for everything you've done? (hehe, not really a question. just a thing to tick ya off)

Are you a convert?

And why you say 'why so serious' when u aint da mod dat closes threads wit HUMOR?

:D

[Pk_#2]

AssalamuAlaykum

I want peeplings to be happy, what shall I doooo? :(

:D

WassalamuAlaykum

Well I don't wana be 'peepling' whatever that is,

I ran out of cello tape :exhausted My life is doomed, how shall I stick up my masterpiece?

[H4RUN]

Does it have rocket boosters?


Next!

No, but it comes wit a dag, you know what dags are dont you, 4 legs, a tail and go 'woof woof', DOGS!... Is it a deal or is it a deal? 'Deal or no deal'

[Pk_#2]

No, but it comes wit a dag, you know what dags are dont you, 4 legs, a tail and go 'woof woof', DOGS!... Is it a deal or is it a deal? 'Deal or no deal'

You daaaaaaaaaaaag, where you come out from? Ari Oogleh?

Muezzin/Aamir can you teach me lestarian? lingo? just a few words,

Ano you guys say boos instead of bus and mooch instead of much and u say grass wheras we say graaaaaaaaaaaaaas & o erm glass instead of glaaaaaaaaas Haha,

Well that's your accent but I waned to know some propa lestarian lingo,

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:salamext:

URGENT: How do I convince my parents to let me go to a 1 hour lecture this evening, in a mosque they they is w.a.h.a.b.b.i - fied?!

[Fishman]

:salamext:

URGENT: How do I convince my parents to let me go to a 1 hour lecture this evening, in a mosque they they is w.a.h.a.b.b.i - fied?!

:sl:
Which lecture is this? Is it in the UK?
:w:

[aamirsaab]

Why so serious?

Why not?

AssalalamuAlaykum

Dont you feel these superhero's are all a tad sad? :D like they're all wimpy and got nothing going for them and they have several moments of fame when they get to help sum1 out but even then they cant tell anybody who they are so they live half a life and are never satisfied and then get so sick of it at the end that they give up and....Hmm

WassalamuAlaykum

Give em a brake will ya. They're nothing more than a comic book

do ever get sick of living and wish u didnt exist?

Nope cus my life is awesome.

AssalamuAlaykum

I want peeplings to be happy, what shall I doooo? :(

:D

WassalamuAlaykum

Pardon my french but what the hell is a peepling?

...Are you a convert?

Nope

And why you say 'why so serious' when u aint da mod dat closes threads wit HUMOR?

:D

It's to mock you.

I ran out of cello tape :exhausted My life is doomed, how shall I stick up my masterpiece?

Could use glue or your mother's spit. Failing that, a little bit of elbow grease should do it. Don't ask how I know this stuff - it's boarderline haram.

No, but it comes wit a dag, you know what dags are dont you, 4 legs, a tail and go 'woof woof', DOGS!... Is it a deal or is it a deal? 'Deal or no deal'

What I don't get to swap the box?! Fine deal.

..
Muezzin/Aamir can you teach me lestarian? lingo? just a few words,

''Eh up me duck''. Apparently that is leicester slang.

:salamext:

URGENT: How do I convince my parents to let me go to a 1 hour lecture this evening, in a mosque they they is w.a.h.a.b.b.i - fied?!

Serious questions don't belong in this thread. But I'll answer it this time: be honest with your parents.

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:salamext:

be honest with your parents.

And say what?! (these are tep rents btw)

[aamirsaab]

:salamext:



And say what?! (these are tep rents btw)

Tell them everything about the lecture and why you would like to go.

[------]

:salamext:

Why have u got a chess piece in your avatar?

Why do I get hayfever?

If you were to put humanity into 2 groups, what would you put them into?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

:salamext:

Why have u got a chess piece in your avatar?

It's not just any chess piece. This is a Black King chess piece, dating from about 1 year ago. Worth it's weight in pestachios.

Why do I get hayfever?

Flowers and nature in general hate you. But you cannot sue them for discrimination, bloody liberals!

If you were to put humanity into 2 groups, what would you put them into?

Bad @5535 and retards.

[nafy]

salaamz :D

hope ur all good inshAllah bro's

anyways ma problem..... i wanna grow ma own chocolate...its costin me too much 2 buy it maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...am a chocoholic...

advice...plz n fankoo :D

tc w/salaam

ur sis :)

[Musaafirah]

I have the same problem with chocolates..
I tried to stop eating em at many points but can't do so..
Anyways, did you know that barbers used to use leeches to treat patients?
That was the reason for the red stripes, because of the bloodletting..Am only mentioning i coz I saw the pic in this thread and it has nothing to do with eating chocs, unless of course bloodletting can be the new cure for chocaholics?
That's a scary thought...:phew

[Na7lah]

wats your favorite kind of car?

[H4RUN]

How would you feel if a little kid jus got away from you in a go kart? Would you 'tap' him and 'slightly' nudge him out the way on the corners? Gosh these light little kids are fast!...If they can drive properly :p

[~Taalibah~]

One nutty thread.LOL :P

[------]

:salamext:

What shall I do about my cough?

[Muezzin]

salaamz :D

hope ur all good inshAllah bro's

anyways ma problem..... i wanna grow ma own chocolate...its costin me too much 2 buy it maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...am a chocoholic...

advice...plz n fankoo :D

tc w/salaam

ur sis :)

Don't worry. I'll give you these guys' contact details.

They should be on call 24 hours a day, unless they're in that blasted great glass elevator again.

I have the same problem with chocolates..
I tried to stop eating em at many points but can't do so..

Oompa loompa doompity do...

Anyways, did you know that barbers used to use leeches to treat patients?

Nope. I thought they just cut hair.

That was the reason for the red stripes, because of the bloodletting..Am only mentioning i coz I saw the pic in this thread and it has nothing to do with eating chocs, unless of course bloodletting can be the new cure for chocaholics?
That's a scary thought...

Or you could just see what happens if you feed a leech chocolate.

wats your favorite kind of car?

How would you feel if a little kid jus got away from you in a go kart? Would you 'tap' him and 'slightly' nudge him out the way on the corners? Gosh these light little kids are fast!...If they can drive properly

Obviously I'd just chuck a red turtleshell at him. Hey, it works in Mario Kart.

One nutty thread.LOL :P

We probably need an allergy warning.

What shall I do about my cough?

1 - purchase a crate of Buttercup Syrup

2 - pour contents of said crate into bucket

3 - tip bucket down gullet

Next!

[sevgi]

:sl:

how does one become a 'fun' parent...its been on my mind for the past few minutes...perhaps u cud guide me oh masters?

[truemuslim]

Do you think this vid is a load of bull?? http://youtube.com/watch?v=U0xfWYvwLO8 lol

are you a chess nerd? (its not a good thing to be a nerd...let alone a ches nerd..)


Don't you ever get annoyed/bored of these dumb questions, or of this boring thread people come to when they're out of tylenol and nothin good is on tv?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

How come ive been gone for a while?

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

How can one be a master of a Monday Morning?

Is it just me or is the weather like REALLY freaky nowadays?

Why do we feel a little glum when we get older? Hmm

What do you say to a glum chum?

WassalamuAlaykum

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Will my keyboard survive being coated with ketchup? :D

WassalamuAlaykum

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

I knocked a kid down with the vaccum, will I lose my license? :cry:

WassalamuAlaykum

[Fishman]

:sl:
Why do people use those weird letters and symbols in their names?
:w:

[------]

^ U mean letters?

Muezzin - why has admin bro ghurabah left fisabeelillah forums?

[truemuslim]

did muezzin die? did minaz kill him? was aamirsaab behind this whole thing?

:p

[Sahabiyaat]

omg truemuslim :muddlehea
reading ur signiture i thought u realli meant ur going......like dying. dont scare ppl like that!!!!

muezzin isnt dead.Hes giving the adhaan :D

why r we all talking about dying? and killing.....:muddlehea

[truemuslim]

why cant people tell my gender? (btw sis ima sistaaaa hehe)

why do people fear death?


Are you dead?


If u dont reply to this within 12 hours, it means your dead ...ohhh god forbid! im just kidding!!

[Muezzin]

:sl:

how does one become a 'fun' parent...its been on my mind for the past few minutes...perhaps u cud guide me oh masters?

One per kid. Groovy.

Do you think this vid is a load of bull?? http://youtube.com/watch?v=U0xfWYvwLO8 lol

It is indeed.

Unless they named the bull Tupac.

are you a chess nerd? (its not a good thing to be a nerd...let alone a ches nerd..)

Crappy chess player, but I am arguably a nerd.

Don't you ever get annoyed/bored of these dumb questions, or of this boring thread people come to when they're out of tylenol and nothin good is on tv?

I'm not even going to touch that one.

How come ive been gone for a while?

Aliens?

[Stuff]

Whoah. Cool name.

AssalamuAlaykum

Walaikum asalaam.

How can one be a master of a Monday Morning?

By getting up on time, all the time, EVERY time.

Or by owning shares in Nescafe.

Is it just me or is the weather like REALLY freaky nowadays?

The weather's not freaky. This guy is freaky:

But he's also the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Why do we feel a little glum when we get older? Hmm

We lose our senses of sight and hearing as we get older. Why should our sense of humour be any different?

What do you say to a glum chum?

"Cheer up, Chuck. At least you're not bald."

Will my keyboard survive being coated with ketchup?

As long as you don't try to eat them. Those microchips aren't from McCain's. Ho-ho-ho... yes, that was bad, put the rotten veggies away.

I knocked a kid down with the vaccum, will I lose my license?

Nah, but if you actually suck one into the vacuum, I heard you get three points.

On the Dow Jones.

Why do people use those weird letters and symbols in their names?

Why does Arnold own a pizza shop?

Muezzin - why has admin bro ghurabah left fisabeelillah forums?

Maybe Arnold delivered him a pizza.

did muezzin die? did minaz kill him? was aamirsaab behind this whole thing?

Find out next week - same bat-time, same bat-channel!

omg truemuslim
reading ur signiture i thought u realli meant ur going......like dying. dont scare ppl like that!!!!

muezzin isnt dead.Hes giving the adhaan

Yes, yes, to Obi-Wan you listen! The cave. Remember your failure at the cave!

Sorry, Yoda moment.

why r we all talking about dying? and killing

Beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side of the Force are they.

Sorry. I need to check my midichlorian count.

why cant people tell my gender? (btw sis ima sistaaaa hehe)

He. He. Or indeed, she she.

why do people fear death?

Because they've never seen Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

Are you dead?

Possibly.

If u dont reply to this within 12 hours, it means your dead ...ohhh god forbid! im just kidding

Er...

Next!

[truemuslim]

so you want me to laugh like "she she" ??
wow lol ok then people would think im sayin something ELSE , try it and u'll see :p

when was the last time u made duas?



when was the last time u were honest about when you made duas?

when was the last time u were honest...period?

[Sahabiyaat]

:sl:

why is it SO hot today:exhausted i couldnt even roll my sleeves up at the untied muslims convention today because the segregation was SOOO badddddd!!!!

why do ppl organise events where 3000 ppl r squished together in a marquee for 50 ppl ?

whyyyyyyy :enough!: lol.

[Germanrose20]

OOH Goody! I just found this thread and it looks like loads of fun!

How do I deal with this hot weather I am working in? (work on an Air Base in Kuwait, Temp: 126 degrees)

[Re.TiReD]

Why are Jalapeno's sooo tastyy :D :-[

[------]

u didnt answer my questions...wait did i have any?

[H4RUN]

I'm i the only 1 who thinks the jokers laugh is fantastic!?....do you want to know how i got these scars????:coolious::coolalien

[Güven]

Why Didnt I know What The Hell was Goin On in This Thread Till Now???

[Afifa]

Are you thhnking what im thinking? :D

[Güven]

Soo Is This Thread Still Alive Or Not ???

[Germanrose20]

Who Knows? I asked a question and have not received an awnser yet!

[------]

:salamext:

Will u offer me a job on this thread?
How much will you pay me per hour?
Any bonuses?
How about a free gym pass?

[Güven]

o yeah that reminds Me Can I work Here too ??
Why Are You guys late with replying?
is This Normal?
where is The manager ?
Who is The Manager ??

[Na7lah]

where did u guys go?
y arent u answering any questions?

[H4RUN]

Me tinkz d bredrinz got a lyf....which answers everyones question of where are the thread 'runners'...:p

[Muezzin]

so you want me to laugh like "she she" ??
wow lol ok then people would think im sayin something ELSE , try it and u'll see :p

when was the last time u made duas?

Today.

when was the last time u were honest about when you made duas?

Today.

when was the last time u were honest...period?

Three years ago.

That's a lie, you understand.

:sl:

why is it SO hot today:exhausted i couldnt even roll my sleeves up at the untied muslims convention today because the segregation was SOOO badddddd!!!!

why do ppl organise events where 3000 ppl r squished together in a marquee for 50 ppl ?

whyyyyyyy :enough!: lol.

Embrace your inner sardine. Only then can you accept your outer tin can.

OOH Goody! I just found this thread and it looks like loads of fun!

How do I deal with this hot weather I am working in? (work on an Air Base in Kuwait, Temp: 126 degrees)

Replace your ceiling fan with this handy dandy chunk of white.

Why are Jalapeno's sooo tastyy :D :-[

Because verily Allah is the best creator.

u didnt answer my questions...wait did i have any?

You had questions?

I'm i the only 1 who thinks the jokers laugh is fantastic!?....do you want to know how i got these scars????:coolious::coolalien

Why Didnt I know What The Hell was Goin On in This Thread Till Now???

It's a global conspiracy involving lizards, the royal family and Roger Rabbit. It's the only possible explanation.

Are you thhnking what im thinking? :D

Yes. I, too, am always thinking of cake.

Soo Is This Thread Still Alive Or Not ???

Scalpel.

Tin foil.

Tuna sandwich.

Lightning bolt.

IT LIVES!

Who Knows? I asked a question and have not received an awnser yet!

Hey, put it this way, we're faster than Amazon.com.

:salamext:

Will u offer me a job on this thread?

No.

How much will you pay me per hour?

If we hired you, which we won't, you'd be paid in potatoes.

Any bonuses?

More potatoes.

How about a free gym pass?

How about a free potato peeler?

o yeah that reminds Me Can I work Here too ??

We are no longer recruiting. Spuds are so expensive these days.

Why Are You guys late with replying?

We have lives.

is This Normal?

As normal as this thread gets. But to shake things up a bit, here's a sock monkey.

where is The manager ?

This is he.

Who is The Manager ??

He is me.

where did u guys go?
y arent u answering any questions?

All those pizzas won't eat themselves.

Me tinkz d bredrinz got a lyf....which answers everyones question of where are the thread 'runners'...:p

I'd throw you a spud if it wouldn't break my monitor.

:salamext:

Have u gone to get married !! :ooh:

I'm not going to dignify that with a response.

But Batman is.

Anyway, bit of a public announcement for all contributors to this thread.

This topic has kind of deviated from its original premise, which was a comedy agony aunt sort of thing, where members would submit problems for us to solve in a light-hearted manner.

It was not intended for random questions like 'What is your favourite colour?', 'What does blue taste like?' and 'What, in your opinion, is the best way to spank a monkey?' Though we've answered such questions, technically they're spamming.

So er... any more like that will be deleted. Sorry. That's just how we roll.

Now, let's transform the way we post and roll out!

Next!

[Nájlá]

i have a problem.

what shall i do to hate this forum???

if i dont hate this forum then i'll be spending more hour's here and i will get on ur nerves.

[Musaafirah]

Why'd you make Batman reply, and why'd you put the video up..it was the funniest thing I've seen today..
Anyways..Again, I only seem to visit this thread when I'm in hysterics and haven't yet completed something which is due in less than a few days..
WHAT DO I DO??!!!
You've already shown me a tiger..I think, not sure if it worked last time..
But yeah..I don't want to do the work either..:muddlehea

** Edit..5 days later and I've passed my assessment..Woohoo..however..I now have the problem of 'THE DREADED FINAL YEAR!'..Any tips on how to pass with flying colours?

[aiyesha]

salaamz
y r u guys so weirdd:)
nywyz i need help 2 srt out my hyper lyk i go random n go slappin ppl in da middle of da road
plzzzz help me bruvaz

[Re.TiReD]

I like donuts and I like chocolate, but donuts with a chocolate dip tastes lame :( What shall I dooooo

[Zahida]

You guys are mad and .................... it's not nice to laugh at others expense. Now aren't i the party pooper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Muezzin]

i have a problem.

what shall i do to hate this forum???

if i dont hate this forum then i'll be spending more hour's here and i will get on ur nerves.

You want to hate this forum?

Simply read all 80 pages' worth of my posts.

Why'd you make Batman reply, and why'd you put the video up..it was the funniest thing I've seen today..
Anyways..Again, I only seem to visit this thread when I'm in hysterics and haven't yet completed something which is due in less than a few days..
WHAT DO I DO??!!!
You've already shown me a tiger..I think, not sure if it worked last time..
But yeah..I don't want to do the work either..:muddlehea

** Edit..5 days later and I've passed my assessment..Woohoo..however..I now have the problem of 'THE DREADED FINAL YEAR!'..Any tips on how to pass with flying colours?

Mashallah and mubarak on passing your assessment.

As for flying colour tips... If you've got a lot of coursework this year, make the library your second home. Alternatively, if you've got a lot of exams this year, make the library your second home.

If that's too hard, get one of these:

And take it to the library.

salaamz
y r u guys so weirdd:)
nywyz i need help 2 srt out my hyper lyk i go random n go slappin ppl in da middle of da road
plzzzz help me bruvaz

You mean you're this guy?

Lay off the Tango.

I like donuts and I like chocolate, but donuts with a chocolate dip tastes lame :( What shall I dooooo

If you're boring:

If you're awesome:

If you're freakin' sweet:

You guys are mad and .................... it's not nice to laugh at others expense. Now aren't i the party pooper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not party pooping. That's party popping.

Elle...Ess...Deeeeeeeeeeee

Next!

[Re.TiReD]

I has a problem.

Sometimes, I tend to think about things too much. I tend to go deep into them, how do I stop myself thinking too much :-[

And in the zoo, monkey or elephants?

[Musaafirah]

Hmm..Library..maybe not as we have to refer to journals mainly and they don't like textbook references much..so that's a bummer and I can always access the e-journals from home..
Thing is if I have to make anything my second home it'd have to be the lab for my research project..MUHAHAHAHA...But they won't allow me to sleep in the lab with all the contagious bugs and all..WHAT TO DO??!!!:laugh: ( i know the emoticon is apparently meant to be laughing, but imagine it's me crying..)
ALSO! I don't even know what to do with my research project yet!!
RAAAHH!!

[Nájlá]

You want to hate this forum?

Simply read all 80 pages' worth of my posts.

yeh i do

now i've got another problem.
the link dosnt and 80 pages is too much! :skeleton:

[------]

:salamext:

Do I tell or do I stay quiet? In the next 8 months?

[Sahabiyaat]

just tell me now aunty jee, i wont mind :D


hey this thread is back in business!!

[Güven]

How do i get rid of thoughts of school that are haunting me , no i need serious help !

[Re.TiReD]

Erm....I feel empty, but I'm full. So I dont think its the hungry type of empty. Any solutions? :)

[FatimaAsSideqah]

How to stop to bite my nails? Need help! :scared:

[Re.TiReD]

From this:

To this:

How did it happen? :? :p

[Güven]

^LOL!!! ;D

how do you become mod ? < Serious Question :p

:w:

[Musaafirah]

Ow. Ow. Ow.
I have real bad toothache. I think one cause of the pain is a possible new wisdom tooth and the other is from an incisor.
Right at this moment in time I feel like beating everyone up. What should I do to remove these manic tendencies? Ow.

[Re.TiReD]

Why.

Why?

Just why do you get so upset when people do something to betray our trust? I dont mean like in a deep way, I mean just when you thought good of somebody and then they tried to deceive you. And they obviously thought they'd get away with it, but they didnt. And :exhausted

How lame.

[------]

:salamext:

Have you gone out of business?

[Na7lah]

what do i do about too much rain?

[alcurad]

wow, this thread is still alive?
cool, I remember it from so long ago:)

how is this thread still alive?

[aamirsaab]

:sl:
Special omnibus edition

Sometimes, I tend to think about things too much. I tend to go deep into them, how do I stop myself thinking too much :-[
....

You are clearly obsessed. I advise you taking a chill pill. Or a tic tac.

...nything my second home it'd have to be the lab for my research project..MUHAHAHAHA...But they won't allow me to sleep in the lab with all the contagious bugs and all..WHAT TO DO??!!!:laugh: ( i know the emoticon is apparently meant to be laughing, but imagine it's me crying..)
ALSO! I don't even know what to do with my research project yet!!
RAAAHH!!

What you could do is build a shed. Oh and don't mess with the emoticons - it makes my heart bleed.

yeh i do

now i've got another problem.
the link dosnt and 80 pages is too much! :skeleton:

Sucker.

...
hey this thread is back in business!!

Well, it is back I guess.

How do i get rid of thoughts of school that are haunting me , no i need serious help !

Seek proper counselling - don't ask serious questions here that need serious answers. We cannot give you any advice on serious matters, as Muezzin is a money-grabbing, ambulance-chasing lawyer and I am his manager.

Erm....I feel empty, but I'm full. So I dont think its the hungry type of empty. Any solutions? :)

Probably got a stomach ache. In which case, ask an older and heavier sibling to sit on your spine. Should this result in adverse consequences (say, I don't know, your spine breaking), the masters (namely, me and muezzin) will not be held responsible (meaning, don't sue us, we have no money); we give out advice - you're the one who acted on it!

How to stop to bite my nails? Need help! :scared:

Don't put them in your mouth.

How did it happen? :? :p

Well you see if the carebears ran around with a realistic looking heart on their chest, it'd scare the crap out of all the children. So, they (the carebears) said: Ok, world domination cannot happen if we make children soil themselves upon seeing us. Let us lure them into a false sense of security, with this lovely shaped heart, and then bag em!

...
how do you become mod ? < Serious Question :p

:w:

You have to have your 5 a day. Then, when the moon aligns with saturn, and the sun's rays hit you (in the face), you become...the chosen one. Of course, the downside is that you'll be blind, but hey: at least you're a moderator, right?

...Right at this moment in time I feel like beating everyone up. What should I do to remove these manic tendencies? Ow.

You should participate in a bare-knuckle cage fight. Though, you might not just be ready for that yet, so I'd recommend entering the tenkaichi budokai (strongest under the heavens) tournament - apparently, there is a guy who can shoot fireballs from his hands, but he shouldn't be a problem what with your manic tendancies.

...
Just why do you get so upset when people do something to betray our trust? I dont mean like in a deep way, I mean just when you thought good of somebody and then they tried to deceive you. And they obviously thought they'd get away with it, but they didnt. And :exhausted

How lame.

Rarrrrgh,. too many serious questions. If someone betrays you, then give them a cake (not a big one though) and say: it's ok, I love you.

:salamext:

Have you gone out of business?

Yes and no.

what do i do about too much rain?

You can stand under my umberella. Ella. Ella. Ahahahah I'm so down with it!

wow, this thread is still alive?
cool, I remember it from so long ago:)

how is this thread still alive?

Ok I'll make this easy. Basically, this thread is sort of like your local newsagents. Except, we don't sell any magazines, consumables, gifts, top-up vouchers or halaal jellies. Come to think of it, we don't sell anything. In which case, we're more like a charity - we help people....we offer the advice that noone else in the world can or dares to give. No question is un-answerable by us , no topic is taboo and yes we accept credit card payment.

NEXT!

[Re.TiReD]

You missed out my questions :mmokay:

And if she stands under your umbrella. Ella. Ella. Wont you get Wetter. Etter. Etter?

OK that was lame.

I'm outta here.

Pot Noodle.

[_Rida_]

hahahaha this thread is funny!! :giggling: my question is that what is your opinion of diyas?

[Re.TiReD]

He bought a cow for £600 ;D

Would you buy a cow for £600 ? ;D

Who in their right minds would buy a cow for £600? ;D

[Re.TiReD]

Imagine this.

I'm on the train with some hot chocolate on the lil tray infront of me. I close my eyes to catch a little less than 40 winks. When I open them, my hot choc had disappeared.

Was it the headless horseman? :-\

[Re.TiReD]

Would Terry mind terribly if I ate his orange? :$

[sevgi]

Hey bros,


I hate patriotic people, or any people who sho who show the slightest bit of nationalism...its becoming pretty bad. i feel like smashing them...what do i do? help me laugh at this phase im going through...if that is what it is...

[aiyesha]

dis thread has gone waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy lame

[Muezzin]

hahahaha this thread is funny!! :giggling: my question is that what is your opinion of diyas?

They're good for illumination and heating your tea.

He bought a cow for £600 ;D

Would you buy a cow for £600 ? ;D

Who in their right minds would buy a cow for £600? ;D

I'd exchange you a cow for some magic beans.

Imagine this.

I'm on the train with some hot chocolate on the lil tray infront of me. I close my eyes to catch a little less than 40 winks. When I open them, my hot choc had disappeared.

Sorry. I'm trying out this whole 'astral projection' thing. It's very relaxing and I've got a lot of insight into the workings of bank vaults.

You probably should forget I just typed that.

Was it the headless horseman? :-\

A victim of loan sharks.

Would Terry mind terribly if I ate his orange? :$

No.

But if it's the last in the shop, I would.

Hey bros,

I hate patriotic people, or any people who sho who show the slightest bit of nationalism...its becoming pretty bad. i feel like smashing them...what do i do? help me laugh at this phase im going through...if that is what it is...

Simple.

Google 'Apes that look like Bush'.

Hours of fun.

Or you could purchase one of these fine badges:

dis thread has gone waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy lame

What a charming young lady.

Next!

[Fishman]

:sl:
Is conquering North America morally sound?

What if it involves Chuck Norris?
:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:
Is conquering North America morally sound?

This thread is apolitical.

Despite the above post.

And plus, you'd be killed by the Army, Navy SEALS, and ordinary seals.

What if it involves Chuck Norris?
:w:

Chuck Norris doesn't follow moral rules.

Moral rules follow Chuck Norris.

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[AntiKarateKid]

My friends say I am too stoic... yet I make silly faces at myself in empty university bathroom mirrors.

Am I bipolar?

[Muezzin]

My friends say I am too stoic... yet I make silly faces at myself in empty university bathroom mirrors.

Am I bipolar?

Nah. You're just at peace with your inner clown.

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[Pk_#2]

Nah. You're just at peace with your inner clown.

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I've run out of carrots, what will I use to poKe people, imsad

[Sahabiyaat]

GTA :muddlehea
isnt that a bit of an obscene game. with all those women in it.

[Sahabiyaat]

I've run out of carrots, what will I use to poKe people, imsad

pencil

make sure its sharp.

[~Taalibah~]

:sl:

My sister is always irritating me and i dO nOt like being irritated. What can i do?

:w:

[Muezzin]

I've run out of carrots, what will I use to poKe people, imsad

pencil

make sure its sharp.

Watch where you're poking it, mind.

GTA :muddlehea
isnt that a bit of an obscene game. with all those women in it.

So, the blatant disregard for the law, condoning of murder, robbery, theft and drug use would be perfectly acceptable, it's just the presence of all those women that breaks the camel's back?

I think you're on to something.

:sl:

My sister is always irritating me and i dO nOt like being irritated. What can i do?

:w:

Imagine this is her head and destroy it with your bare hands.

If you can't bring yourself to do that, it means you love your sister.

Or hate pain. Same difference.

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