Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Pk_#2]

Watch where you're poking it, mind.

http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs32/f/20...ck_by_ci67.gif

Oooewy Akhi I am sensitive, imsad You mek me queasy,

How comes Aamirsaab doesn't visit his freeweb site no more? He's boring now.. :skeleton:

[Sahabiyaat]

So, the blatant disregard for the law, condoning of murder, robbery, theft and drug use would be perfectly acceptable, it's just the presence of all those women that breaks the camel's back?

for men, yes.
the rest is all bad but its women that will lead you to hell.Do you want to go there?.Exactly!

(ill say it for you)

Next!

[aamirsaab]

Oooewy Akhi I am sensitive, imsad You mek me queasy,

How comes Aamirsaab doesn't visit his freeweb site no more? He's boring now.. :skeleton:

Considering that this particular question refers to my absence regarding my personal (and free) website, I believe it is of great relevance that I, the creator of my website, should be the one to answer this most puzzling question provided by the person asking the question.

My answer to this question-maker shall be expressed as follows, with a state of the art image to completely illustrate the reason:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...Ipicture-1.jpg

[Sahabiyaat]

lol :D

having a haircut is not a reason to become boring aamirsaab!

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

well it is indeed a monday morning with tuesday soon to be dawning after 6 hours of myself yawning


my questiong this fine morning good sir is why are people so fascinated with a chicken that happened to cross a road?

whats so blasted fascinating about a chicken crossing a silly little road?

[aamirsaab]

lol :D

having a haircut is not a reason to become boring aamirsaab!

Your comments hurt me deeply - many seconds were put into that fine piece of artwork. I suppose I must re-answer your question, in which case: I haven't updated my website for about 2 years. Why? Can't be asked + I have no new material. Its only purpose to me is a reminder of the good ol' days of college, where that website was founded and I guess ended.

...
my questiong this fine morning good sir is why are people so fascinated with a chicken that happened to cross a road?

whats so blasted fascinating about a chicken crossing a silly little road?

I have 3 theories on this matter:

theory 1

theory 2

theory 3

With the above theories in mind, we can thus see how complex the situation truly is. A mediocre icebreaker of a joke soon becomes quite the conundrum, and so I must conclude that the act of a chicken crossing the road is actually rather deep and meaningfull.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

so your first theory is to avoid an obsessive stalker whos in love with the chicken so the chicken must pull a chicken and chicken out, only route however is a certain dangerous road


Your second theory is that the chicken is a Target of a Hungry crime syndicate who have been deprived of chicken for quite some time, therefore our brave chicken must embark on a perilous journey across the road


your third theory, i must admit, has me completely bedazzled.


amusing i must say

[Musaafirah]

Okie dokes. I have a question.
What's with all the name changes? What's wrong with constantness?
Why are people disappearin?
I have 2 deadlines next week and I don't wanna pull my hair out. Help.

[Pk_#2]

Considering that this particular question refers to my absence regarding my personal (and free) website, I believe it is of great relevance that I, the creator of my website, should be the one to answer this most puzzling question provided by the person asking the question.

My answer to this question-maker shall be expressed as follows, with a state of the art image to completely illustrate the reason:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...Ipicture-1.jpg

Aww, that's really sadimsad, how did you get a haircut if you dun hav no money akhi? or did you just pull the hair out due to stress..?

[Fishman]

lol what a noob



yes sir, you have officially been called a noob



T_T?

Yup, he's been seen attempting to use a 'joystick' already...

:sl:
How do you respond to these stunning accusitions, mr Muezzin?
:w:

[Saimah Ali]

Lol this thread is hilarious.

Why are so many people's account disabled? Did you poke them out with your moderator authority :ooh:

[Muezzin]

for men, yes.
the rest is all bad but its women that will lead you to hell.Do you want to go there?.Exactly!

Did that make sense to you when you wrote it?

If it did, the moral of the story is:

Women lead to hell.

Crimes do not.

Awesome! An excuse to never marry and instead become a mafia don to obtain illicit worldly pleasures which I will never really have to account for before or after death!

Okie dokes. I have a question.
What's with all the name changes? What's wrong with constantness?

Like the changin' of the seasons and the turnin' of the tides...

That sounds like a lyric from a song.

A bad one. But if I could go back in time and put it into the mouths of the Beatles, I'd be swimming in cash!

Why are people disappearin?

I have 2 deadlines next week and I don't wanna pull my hair out. Help.

I suppose you could wear a wig.

Or calm down and plan your work out, then stick rigidly to your plan, blocking all distractions.

A wig would help with that too.

:sl:
How do you respond to these stunning accusitions, mr Muezzin?
:w:

What's a joystick? Sounds filthy.

Lol this thread is hilarious.

Why are so many people's account disabled? Did you poke them out with your moderator authority :ooh:

I'm not in the business of poking people willy nilly. I'm not that sort of guy.

But maybe they had personal reasons, such as revising for exams etc?

Or they were possessed by chickens.

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[Re.TiReD]

To this:

How did it happen? :? :p

[Olive]

How do you cure a headache?

[Tony]

How do you try and post on a thread as a serious Muslim when everyone appears to have gone bonkers ???:confused::rolleyes:

[Fishman]

How do you try and post on a thread as a serious Muslim when everyone appears to have gone bonkers ???:confused::rolleyes:

:sl:
This thread is meant to be bonkers...
:w:

[Tony]

:sl:
This thread is meant to be bonkers...
:w:

Yes I get it ! WAS trying to emphasise that it is indeed and infact pertains to be and become bonkers. Bonkers in the name of Islam, Is Timmy Mallet in here somewhere by any chance ? Peace

[~Taalibah~]

:sl:
What do you thnk is the best free anti virus software?

[Fishman]

:sl:
What do you thnk is the best free anti virus software?

:sl:
The Apple Macintosh OS!
:w:

[alcurad]

no way fishdude:), tis the apple, applebeez that tis.

[alcurad]

here's a question no one will know how to answer-maybe Sabeeha does:)-, how to kill a fish in a tank?

[~Taalibah~]

Fishman: isnt that for mac?

here's a question no one will know how to answer-maybe Sabeeha does:)-, how to kill a fish in a tank?

:sl:
lol Why would you want to kill it?
-you could pour anything poison into the water
-squash it:skeleton:

[Fishman]

here's a question no one will know how to answer-maybe Sabeeha does:)-, how to kill a fish in a tank?

:sl:
If you are Chairman Mao you can just drain the tank!
:w:

[alcurad]

drain it where:)?

[Abdu-l-Majeed]

I've found a Muezzin's answer in this thread where he doesn't put a 'Next!' on the end of it. Do I get a reward? :D

[Fishman]

I've found a Muezzin's answer in this thread where he doesn't put a 'Next!' on the end of it. Do I get a reward? :D

No, you get a replacement:
'next!'

[Musaafirah]

Haha. Timed essay due tomorrow, no preparation. Poster presentation on Monday, completed but no extra info, and not yet printed. Same old same old I guess.
How do I stop this vicious cycle of laziness?

[alcurad]

get into a strict routine and never break it, get yourself away from things that distract at the time you should be working in.

[Re.TiReD]

What happened to Bugs Bunny in ur avvy?

Did he trip on way to the Choppa?

[Re.TiReD]

Where's that poem, twas da night before X-mas? U wrote it....would u post it on LI ..it was jokes

[Muezzin]

To this:

How did it happen? :? :p

It's the Toons, I tell you! First they change the structure of the heart to fit into their own 2D chests, next they'll take over the world!

They will!

They say so every Saturday morning!

We must act quickly to stop these animated menaces.

Osama has nothing on that guy. Listen to his disgusting threats, every week. Makes me sick.

To save freedom, the Government must initiate the Gadget Protocol.

How do you cure a headache?

How do you try and post on a thread as a serious Muslim when everyone appears to have gone bonkers ???:confused::rolleyes:

Well, I-

:sl:
This thread is meant to be bonkers...
:w:

Oi! Don't interrupt!

Yes I get it ! WAS trying to emphasise that it is indeed and infact pertains to be and become bonkers. Bonkers in the name of Islam, Is Timmy Mallet in here somewhere by any chance ? Peace

Timmy's mallets are inferior hammers. There is only one superior hammer:

:sl:
What do you thnk is the best free anti virus software?

:sl:
The Apple Macintosh OS!
:w:

What did I tell you about interrupting?

no way fishdude:), tis the apple, applebeez that tis

here's a question no one will know how to answer-maybe Sabeeha does:)-, how to kill a fish in a tank?

Fishman: isnt that for mac?


:sl:
lol Why would you want to kill it?
-you could pour anything poison into the water
-squash it:skeleton:

Those suggestions are archaic. Black and Decker is the future.

:sl:
If you are Chairman Mao you can just drain the tank!
:w:

At-tat-tat!

Shh.

I've found a Muezzin's answer in this thread where he doesn't put a 'Next!' on the end of it. Do I get a reward? :D

Well, actually, I only started doing that when Minaz-

No, you get a replacement:
'next!'

Oh.

Oh, no.

Oh, no no no no no no no no no no.

No.

You did not just do that.

I said stop interrupting. I warned you.

I warn- I WARNED YOU!

Calm down, Muezzin.

Calm down.

Just count to ten.

One...

Two...

Three-AARGH!

Haha. Timed essay due tomorrow, no preparation. Poster presentation on Monday, completed but no extra info, and not yet printed. Same old same old I guess.
How do I stop this vicious cycle of laziness?

Well, you simply-

get into a strict routine and never break it, get yourself away from things that distract at the time you should be working in.

You're interrupting.

What happened to Bugs Bunny in ur avvy?

Did he trip on way to the Choppa?

He is the first insurgent caught by the Gadget Protocol. Tis a good day for democracy. You don't believe me? You think he's a victim? An innocent? You haven't seen the security recordings of that monster.

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[Re.TiReD]

Do you wait a certain number of days or for a certain number of questions before you reply?

[Muezzin]

Where's that poem, twas da night before X-mas? U wrote it....would u post it on LI ..it was jokes

Aamirsaab and I wrote a... version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' and called it 'The night before Eid' or something.

It was on my userpage but that no longer works. Can't seem to find it on my computer either, which is odd. Hmm. If I find a printout of it, I'll be sure to type it up inshallah.

Do you wait a certain number of days or for a certain number of questions before you reply?

Nah. I just like to keep people in suspense.

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[Re.TiReD]

If the consistecy (sp?) of vomit was increased, like it was thicker, would it be mistaken for a smoothie?

Did this guy only have one eye: :blind: who poked it out?

Would you like a photography contest?

Can you reply today please?

[Fishman]

:sl:
Is a hammer your answer to everything or just most things?
:w:

[~Taalibah~]

Maybe cause it just knocks out the answers. lol

[Re.TiReD]

Dont you think ninetoon sounds better than nineteen? I think they should rename them the toonage years and not the teenage ones, what do you think?

[Re.TiReD]

Muezzin, Fishman is interrupting again.

On a side note, what do you think is the best and most useful instrument of torture? :)

[Re.TiReD]

Where did the word Ketchup originate? Why not make it easier on the freshies and call it red sauce rather than having to put up with them calling it 'catch up'

[Na7lah]

do you think frenchfries came from france?

[Olive]

Why do people study History?

[Olive]

What do I do if I have exams and I haven't revised?

[Re.TiReD]

My bro was running around yesterday with his eyes closed and he didnt bump into a single thing. Is he a mini-superman in the making? :eek:

[Yanal]

Looks like Muezzin in this thread is more active than Minaz. I have a hair problem I don't know how to stope it from stocking up?

[MO783]

:sl:

I seriously do not know what everyone is on about

Sorry

imsad

[unknown_JJ]

The rule is not to ask mundane personal, meaningless questions I think (personal to the answerer that is)
Anyhow. I have 5 weeks off after this week to do my homework. Seeing as I am such a lazy person, what are the chances of me actually completing my tasks and actually aiming for a first? Raah.

I think I'm in love with Pinkie *

*#

Shall I marry her? :-[

[Fishman]

:sl:
Can you teach Woodrow how to make better glass turnips?
:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

how to get rid of unwanted feelings?!

[alcurad]

where is Minaz btw?

[~Taalibah~]

What magic are youl masters of?

[alcurad]

isn't magic forbidden:blind:?

[Muezzin]

:sl:
Is a hammer your answer to everything or just most things?
:w:

Jalapenos are also good.

Dont you think ninetoon sounds better than nineteen? I think they should rename them the toonage years and not the teenage ones, what do you think?

You already know my opinion on Toons.

The Gadget Protocol. Mankind's only chance.

On a side note, what do you think is the best and most useful instrument of torture? :)

The Cheeky Girls.

Where did the word Ketchup originate? Why not make it easier on the freshies and call it red sauce rather than having to put up with them calling it 'catch up'

'1711, from Malay kichap, from Chinese (Amoy dial.) koechiap "brine of fish." Catsup (earlier catchup) is a failed attempt at Anglicization, still in use in U.S. Originally a fish sauce, early English recipes included among their ingredients mushrooms, walnuts, cucumbers, and oysters. Modern form of the sauce began to emerge when U.S. seamen added tomatoes.'

Online Etymology Dictionary

do you think frenchfries came from france?

No, they come from Walkers.

Why do people study History?

'Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'

What do I do if I have exams and I haven't revised?

Or last-minute cram, it's your choice.

My bro was running around yesterday with his eyes closed and he didnt bump into a single thing. Is he a mini-superman in the making? :eek:

He's either Daredevil or a submarine.

Looks like Muezzin in this thread is more active than Minaz. I have a hair problem I don't know how to stope it from stocking up?

:sl:

I seriously do not know what everyone is on about

Sorry

It's all right. You're like a red chilli in a bottle of ketchup. Nobody will really notice.

:sl:
Can you teach Woodrow how to make better glass turnips?
:w:

They're not glass turnips, they're doorknobs!

How to get rid of unwanted mureeds? :?

how to get rid of unwanted feelings?!

Eat it, rub it into your eyes, stuff it down your pants. Either way, you'll get rid of those unwanted feelings.

And replace them with HOTNESS!

where is Minaz btw?

What magic are youl masters of?

The magic of working out how the trick is done before the Masked Magician tells us.

isn't magic forbidden:blind:?

Reading comprehension, my good man.

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[Re.TiReD]

LOL.

Jokes, tell me a joke!!!!!

Yesterday I was seeing double until I realised it was because one of my lenses was really messed up...And I had to throw it away...if both were messed would I see quadruple?

WassalamuAlaykum

[Muezzin]

LOL.

Jokes, tell me a joke!!!!!

That's like asking Pandora to open her box, but okay.

Three guys walk into a bar.

You'd think the third guy would have ducked!

Ha ha ha!

...ha.

Yesterday I was seeing double until I realised it was because one of my lenses was really messed up...And I had to throw it away...if both were messed would I see quadruple?

WassalamuAlaykum

That, or you'd see in 5 Dimensions.

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[Re.TiReD]

Gah! I actually laughed...Maybe I should visit the circus more often. JazakAllah khayr.

Oh yeh....well moistoriser...What would happen if it ran it taps? I mean water is the moist(est) you can get right? So why then doesnt it work in the same way moistoriser would?

Where is Woodrow btw? Does he still log in?

And I've limited my internet/LI time to max 1 hours 30 mins a day...this is the 4th day and it's working...how long do you think I'll last?

[Musaafirah]

My question was not answered (well, I think it got deleted, but I shall copy the quote from unkown_JJ)
Anyhow. I have 5 weeks off after this week to do my homework. Seeing as I am such a lazy person, what are the chances of me actually completing my tasks and actually aiming for a first? Raah.

[~Taalibah~]

Which is better, Cream buns or chelsea buns?

[alcurad]

what to do if trapped between a bear & la fish?

[Aqeel Ahmed]

:sl: Muezzin.
I have a problem on Mondays whenever I wake up I hear my back crack is that normal for a 61 year old.

[Aqeel Ahmed]

what to do if trapped between a bear & la fish?

:sl:
That is a easy question to answer that, just telling you before time by answering one question I not dominating this thread. You can step behind and let the bear eat the fish while you run away.
Aqeel :sl:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
What's another word for thesaurus?

[Muezzin]

Gah! I actually laughed...Maybe I should visit the circus more often. JazakAllah khayr.

Oh yeh....well moistoriser...What would happen if it ran it taps? I mean water is the moist(est) you can get right? So why then doesnt it work in the same way moistoriser would?

Moisturiser is oil-based, and so helps to oil the skin. Water is just... liquid.

Where is Woodrow btw? Does he still log in?

Yep.

And I've limited my internet/LI time to max 1 hours 30 mins a day...this is the 4th day and it's working...how long do you think I'll last?

At the time of writing, your account is disabled on request.

Do the mathematics.

My question was not answered (well, I think it got deleted, but I shall copy the quote from unkown_JJ)
Anyhow. I have 5 weeks off after this week to do my homework. Seeing as I am such a lazy person, what are the chances of me actually completing my tasks and actually aiming for a first? Raah.

The same as the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field - 3720 to 1.

But be like Han Solo:

Which is better, Cream buns or chelsea buns?

Hot-cross buns.

Hot-cross buns.

One a penny, two a penny

Hot-cross buns.

Incidentally, what kind of business is this guy running? One a penny and two a penny? Is he high?

what to do if trapped between a bear & la fish?

Watch this instructional video.

:sl: Muezzin.
I have a problem on Mondays whenever I wake up I hear my back crack is that normal for a 61 year old.

I'm not a chiropractor.

That's a dinosaur, I think.

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
What's another word for thesaurus?

[alcurad]

how to figure out the best show to watch?

[~Taalibah~]

best thriller to read?
How to sabotage the Israelis?

[Re.TiReD]

I am extremely agitated.

Please please please tell me, for the sake of my sanity and the well-being of my frozen fingers, when will something be invented to capture the sound of my voice when I read out my assignment and then automatically type it up for me? :(

[sevgi]

Party or Partay?

[Muezzin]

how to figure out the best show to watch?

Write down 'House', 'Lost', 'Heroes' and 'Everybody Hates Chris' on separate pieces of paper, throw them in the air, and see which ones are easiest to download...er, I mean, catch on the the tube.

best thriller to read?

Give any of Michael Chrichton's work a shot.

How to sabotage the Israelis?

Start more Muslim businesses to donate to Palestine.

I am extremely agitated.

Please please please tell me, for the sake of my sanity and the well-being of my frozen fingers, when will something be invented to capture the sound of my voice when I read out my assignment and then automatically type it up for me? :(

Google is your friend?

Party or Partay?

Soiree.

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[Na7lah]

will userpages ever come back?

why are so many members leaving?

what would you do if you had this person really annoying you?

[Muezzin]

will userpages ever come back?

Do kittens land on their feet after you chop them off and shoot them out of a cannon?

Which is to say, you're asking the wrong person.

why are so many members leaving?

Global warming.

what would you do if you had this person really annoying you?

This.

Except I'd be doing it.

While sitting on the annoying person's scalp.

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[Mujahidah4Allah]

i'm lost on LI wanna give me a map?

[AntiKarateKid]

I have a problem!

I do martial arts and have a bad habit of... sizing up every guy that walks by me...as in unconsciously scanning for weaknesses such as a limp...then estimating how many moves it would take to bring him down. :laugh:

[sevgi]

I have a problem.

I haven't been living with my parents for like five years now. I've just moved back home.

I'm finding it really hard to adapt to my parents and their way of thinking.

Any advice on how I can make my days run smoother?

[~Taalibah~]

:sl:

My sister says i'm taking her turn at the computer but i say i'm taking mine.
Who's turn is it? :p

[Muezzin]

i'm lost on LI wanna give me a map?

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I have a problem!

I do martial arts and have a bad habit of... sizing up every guy that walks by me...as in unconsciously scanning for weaknesses such as a limp...then estimating how many moves it would take to bring him down. :laugh:

You remind me of the (anti)hero Caine created by one of my favourite authors Matthew Stover. Read 'Heroes Die'. It's good.

I have a problem.

I haven't been living with my parents for like five years now. I've just moved back home.

I'm finding it really hard to adapt to my parents and their way of thinking.

Any advice on how I can make my days run smoother?

Because about a bazzilion years passed between the date you originally posted that, and the date of this very reply, I don't think my advice would be very realistic.

Therefore, lookit!

I mean, what the hell?

:sl:

My sister says i'm taking her turn at the computer but i say i'm taking mine.
Who's turn is it? :p

Whichever one of you guesses the correct outcome of the video below:

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[Re.TiReD]

I'm annoyed, what shall I do.

I'm also confused, what shall I do.

I have a serious Question actually. Like really. What is your opinion of those people who sell Islam. I.E. actually I dont wanna explain, too sleepy.

Ok maybe I will explain, say you're doing something in the name of the deen, yet you charge for it when...hmm blah

[Muezzin]

I'm annoyed, what shall I do.

Find this guy

and beat him. With pennies.

I'm also confused, what shall I do.

As above.

But you must also beat this guy

at every Street Fighter game ever made.

For, if you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

Which is nice.

I have a serious Question actually. Like really. What is your opinion of those people who sell Islam. I.E. actually I dont wanna explain, too sleepy.

Ok maybe I will explain, say you're doing something in the name of the deen, yet you charge for it when...hmm blah

Faith is beyond mere currency.

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[Musaafirah]

Is it silly to start revision 5 weeks before the exams?
Final year exams?
Also, what's the best way to tackle a poster presentation, as opposed to grinning like an idiot?
Also, why do I keep procrastinating?
Seriously.

[aadil77]

Should I stay at uni or should I stay at home?

[Re.TiReD]

For, if you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

That's awesome. What is it? Like where is it from.

Somebody wrote me a poem. But I feel too :embarrass to read it. What do I do :popcorn:

[Muezzin]

Is it silly to start revision 5 weeks before the exams?
Final year exams?

Like a completely fictitious paramedic created soleley for this punchline once said: Better late than never.

Also, what's the best way to tackle a poster presentation, as opposed to grinning like an idiot?

A script, a prayer, and a lot of practice.

Also, why do I keep procrastinating?
Seriously.

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Tell yourself if you don't do what you're supposed to be doing right NOW, you'll die.

Forget Red Bull - fear of death gives you wings.

Should I stay at uni or should I stay at home?

Whichever option is cheaper and/or more convenient.

Alternatively, toss a coin.

Or toss a coin at a midget and see what he or she says.

Or better yet, toss a midget at a coin.

That's awesome. What is it? Like where is it from.

It's from 'If' by Rudyard Kipling.

Somebody wrote me a poem. But I feel too :embarrass to read it. What do I do :popcorn:

Post it online of course.

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[AntiKarateKid]

I have trouble lowering my gaze so I sometimes walk outside without my glasses. THe bad part is I can't recognize friends who think i'm ignoring them :exhausted.

What to do?

[Musaafirah]

Like a completely fictitious paramedic created soleley for this punchline once said: Better late than never.

You know, I asked that question as I thought it was too early to start revision. I take it 'sane' people would have started revision much much earlier? *sigh*

A script, a prayer, and a lot of practice.

I hate poster presentations though. We're not allowed any cue cards or whatever. I'm going for a pink and cream theme for my poster. Also, what's the best software to use for an A1 poster. Am currently doing everything on powerpoint and transferring to pdf. Am I complicating things as usual?
Unfortunately, I've forgotten how to use photoshop.

Tell yourself if you don't do what you're supposed to be doing right NOW, you'll die.

Forget Red Bull - fear of death gives you wings.

Doesn't seem to work. :(
Also, what with the recession and all, what are my chances of progressing to being a mad scientist full time?

[Mysterious Uk]

I have a great obsession with magnets, well not really an obsession.. they are pretty cool tho. Anyways, i could never be bothered to figure out how they are made. So how are magnets made? I need to know.

[GreyKode]

Certain materials found in nature are known as Ferro-magnetic, i.e. when subjected to a magnetic field they turn into magnets themselves, i.e. they gain polarities (N-S) and thus produce their own magnetic fields.
I believe a magnet is basically made by subjecting a Ferromagnetic material to a strong magnetic field produced from an electro-magnet.

[Yanal]

Muezzin you need help answering these questions since minaz isn't on actively?

[Muezzin]

I have trouble lowering my gaze so I sometimes walk outside without my glasses. THe bad part is I can't recognize friends who think i'm ignoring them :exhausted.

What to do?

Ever considered optical surgery?

Talk to my friends at Cyberdyne. They have detailed files.

You know, I asked that question as I thought it was too early to start revision. I take it 'sane' people would have started revision much much earlier? *sigh*

Everyone's a little insane. Some people are just better at hiding it than others.

I hate poster presentations though. We're not allowed any cue cards or whatever. I'm going for a pink and cream theme for my poster. Also, what's the best software to use for an A1 poster. Am currently doing everything on powerpoint and transferring to pdf. Am I complicating things as usual?

Sounds like as good a plan as any. In my day, we made posters using nothing but egg-shells and papier-mache.

Or whatever Blue Peter told us to use those things for.

Unfortunately, I've forgotten how to use photoshop.

Google loves you.

Doesn't seem to work. :(
Also, what with the recession and all, what are my chances of progressing to being a mad scientist full time?

Worked out fine for this guy:

I have a great obsession with magnets, well not really an obsession.. they are pretty cool tho. Anyways, i could never be bothered to figure out how they are made. So how are magnets made? I need to know.

Certain materials found in nature are known as Ferro-magnetic, i.e. when subjected to a magnetic field they turn into magnets themselves, i.e. they gain polarities (N-S) and thus produce their own magnetic fields.
I believe a magnet is basically made by subjecting a Ferromagnetic material to a strong magnetic field produced from an electro-magnet.

...There's your answer!

Alternatively, you could try and make a magnet with a can of Sprite and a bucket of PVA glue.

If nothing else, it might be popular on YouTube.

Muezzin you need help answering these questions since minaz isn't on actively?

Due to a change in company policy, we can only accept applicants who have donated both kidneys and a lung to medical science.

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[~Taalibah~]

Where do you get the time to find all these crazy videos and pics?

[~Raynn~]

Ohh my gosh, this is such an incredibly wonderful thread!! :laugh: (<<tears of laughter)

[Muezzin]

Where do you get the time to find all these crazy videos and pics?

1) My homepage is Google

2) I can touch-type

Ohh my gosh, this is such an incredibly wonderful thread!! :laugh: (<<tears of laughter)

Jazakallah.

We aim to please, unlike Arnold, who aims to freeze.

"Ice to see you."

Incidentally, those are some stylish chappal.

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[Mysterious Uk]

^ why is arnold dressed like that?

[Muezzin]

^ why is arnold dressed like that?

Be thankful you don't know.

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[Musaafirah]

I've never heard of Doctor Insano.
So my chances of being full time mad scientist just plummeted. Rah.
Can I be like the mad dude from Back to The future instead?

[Na7lah]

what do you think about blogging? is it a waste of time?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

have you tried Japanese style rice cracker mix?

[Muezzin]

I've never heard of Doctor Insano.
So my chances of being full time mad scientist just plummeted. Rah.
Can I be like the mad dude from Back to The future instead?

You know how much electrical power that would require?

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what do you think about blogging? is it a waste of time?

Given my post-count on this Internet forum, me calling blogging a waste of time would be like the pot calling the kettle Asian.

Or something.

have you tried Japanese style rice cracker mix?

Have you ever seen this?

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[aadil77]

lol, what the hell ;D,where did u find that crazy pineapple

[Mysterious Uk]

Can you tell us a reaally really REALLY funny joke which will cheer me up? (no pressure)

[i love allah]

i really could not understand this thread

[Re.TiReD]

Whats better, the absense of an evil...of something bad...or something good in your life? E.G. would you rather be happy in a chaotic world or would you rather live neither happy nor sad but in a peaceful world?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

would you scare your students more if they thought you were a jinn/angel of death?

wa/salam

[Yanal]

Where is minaz?

[Muezzin]

lol, what the hell ;D,where did u find that crazy pineapple

Google loves you.

Can you tell us a reaally really REALLY funny joke which will cheer me up? (no pressure)

Okay, so a Trekkie, a Star Wars fan and an Elvis impersonator walk into a bar...

I forget the rest.

i really could not understand this thread

Join the club.

Whats better, the absense of an evil...of something bad...or something good in your life? E.G. would you rather be happy in a chaotic world or would you rather live neither happy nor sad but in a peaceful world?

I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops.

would you scare your students more if they thought you were a jinn/angel of death?

wa/salam

If you looked like this:

Your students would waver between thinking 'I want my mama' and 'Awesome!'

Where is minaz?

Looking for Carmen Sandiego with Waldo.

But really, he's just not been on this website for a bit.

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[- IqRa -]

Just spent over an hour reading this thread. Hilarious in the beginning, getting a bit weird towards the end. Although the original 2 peopel that started it, it seems to go to Muezzin and aamirsaab thread, not Muezzin and Minaz; whats that about then?

And yes, I have too much time on my hands.

[~Taalibah~]

Which hot energy drink do u recommend?

[Muezzin]

Just spent over an hour reading this thread.

Holy hole in my pants.

We haven’t even read the entire thread! This sort of bizarre, almost masochistic dedication must not go unnoticed. No. You have earned our highest and most coveted (for it is also our only) honour. By the power of Grayskull, I bestow upon you… The Brick.

My liege.

Hilarious in the beginning, getting a bit weird towards the end.

Just like the best cage fights.

Although the original 2 peopel that started it, it seems to go to Muezzin and aamirsaab thread, not Muezzin and Minaz; whats that about then?

We can confirm at this time that Minaz is, in fact, alive.

And yes, I have too much time on my hands.

It got you a brick, didn’t it?

Which hot energy drink do u recommend?

Molotov Cocktail.

Wait, that’s not a drink…

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[Mysterious Uk]

Howdy,

1) Why do you never see baby pigeons?

2) In a race between the car from knight rider and the car from back to the future.. which car would win?

Go for it.

[Muezzin]

Howdy,

1) Why do you never see baby pigeons?

They're either in their nests eating food vomited from their mother's gob, or busy at their summer camps.

Summer training camps that is.

We must move quickly to quash the threat of these feathered, avian-fascists. The future is unthinkable, unless you can think of a deluge of defecation.

2) In a race between the car from knight rider and the car from back to the future.. which car would win?

Go for it.

The winner of any race is:

Mr T's van is fast, sucka!

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[Sahabiyaat]

what wud u do if every day of the week was monday morning? mmmm

[Muezzin]

what wud u do if every day of the week was monday morning? mmmm

We'd watch Groundhog Day until we found the answer.

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[KooKoo]

Can you make me a real boy?

[Muezzin]

Can you make me a real boy?

I know someone who can:

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[AntiKarateKid]

White meat or the other white meat?

[Muezzin]

White meat or the other white meat?

I don't like some of Urban Dictionary's definitions of 'other white meat', so I'll just say I love fried chicken so much I should be black, even though if I had white skin I'd look like a Jew.

And with that blatant disregard for all things politically correct, I'd like to reiterate something for the benefit of members reading this thread for the first time. It's kind of gone astray from the original ethos:

So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

It's more about comical problem-solving rather than comical opinions-on-which-flavour-monkey-is-the-best.

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[Musaafirah]

Postgrad studies?
Employment?
Unemployment?
Big fat cake with cherry on top...
I am in a dilemma here..

[Muezzin]

Postgrad studies?
Employment?
Unemployment?
Big fat cake with cherry on top...
I am in a dilemma here..

All of them.

Simultaneously.

More seriously, if you're doing postgrad, make sure you have a job lined up before you finish your postgrad studies.

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[Re.TiReD]

I'm in love with my new phone

I'm in love with plums

I'm in love with fresh cream cake

My tutor is a twit

And I might fail this year of uni.

Other than that, I need du'aas insha'Allah

Bangali's are fine

So are Pakistani's

Together they're good too.

Innit?

What does you think and what does you propose I do next?

[Muezzin]

I'm in love with my new phone

Love is a free call.

I'm in love with plums

Love is peaches in brine.

I'm in love with fresh cream cake

Love is a laddoo ball.

My tutor is a twit

And hate is a snake down the spine.

And I might fail this year of uni.

Other than that, I need du'aas insha'Allah

Inshallah, you'll pass. If I can do it... and, more to the point, if Minaz can do it, anyone can.

Not really. Minaz worked very hard on his degree. To celebrate he bought this tasteful automobile:

Or he may have done.

In an alternate dimension.

Bangali's are fine

So are Pakistani's

Together they're good too.

Innit?

These hermanos make mucho masala fish?

El pescados loco.

What does you think and what does you propose I do next?

Work hard in uni, revise, and remember my second* simple solution for everything:

When in doubt, eat a bike.

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*the first being 'when in doubt, beat up a tramp'.

[Yanal]

Where is minaz?

I have a proposal for you,let us[the Alpha Dynasty] assist you on this thread and you will get plentiful fame and reps. Deal or no deal?

[Muezzin]

Where is minaz?

His location is secret.

I have a proposal for you,let us[the Alpha Dynasty] assist you on this thread and you will get plentiful fame and reps. Deal or no deal?

No deal, Mr Banker. Find your own box o' money.

Or better yet, play this board game:

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[Abdul Fattah]

Do Lipton employees have coffeebreaks?
Also, could you tell me next weeks lottery numbers?

[Muezzin]

Do Lipton employees have coffeebreaks?

It's either that or a tax break.

Also, could you tell me next weeks lottery numbers?

I knew someone who had a diary containing algebraic equations to predict without fail any lottery number anywhere. But he lost it in a bet.

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[Abdul Fattah]

Selam aleykum
How do you solve a rubix cube without cheating?

[Muezzin]

Selam aleykum
How do you solve a rubix cube without cheating?

Google it.

Or you could spin teacups on your head while surfing a monkey down the stairs.

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[nafy]

salaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

hope u are all well inshAllah :)

ermmm...my question...

do u never ever get bored of bein masters of might, magic and monday mornings? :)

w/salaam

[Muezzin]

do u never ever get bored of bein masters of might, magic and monday mornings? :)

Do you ever get bored of being alive?

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[ژاله]

how many letters can you type in a minute?

[Muhaba]

what's black and white and red all over???

[- IqRa -]

Do you wear Kohl?

[alcurad]

best show airing now?

[nafy]

salaaaam

brooooooo i need an alternative 2 chocolate..........help lol

it cant be fruittttttttttttttttttttt

w/salaam

[Muezzin]

how many letters can you type in a minute?

I have a typing speed of roughly 58 words per minute, so I dunno, probably seven.

what's black and white and red all over???

A) A newspaper

B) A sunburnt zebra

C) A burning copy of Zebras Illustrated

Do you wear Kohl?

When I was five.

best show airing now?

What's currently being broadcast in my neck of the woods has the content and entertainment value of a flushing toilet.

salaaaam

brooooooo i need an alternative 2 chocolate..........help lol

it cant be fruittttttttttttttttttttt

w/salaam

Cigarettes.

Oh, you mean as a gift?

Duty-free cigarettes.

Oh, they don't smoke?

Gift vouchers.

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p.s. please no more questions asking opinions etc. Post problems for us to solve :)

[Nájlá]

Problem 1: I have 2 pens in my hand a black one and a blue one. I'll need to choose one of these pens to write my CV. Now am stuck they are both pretty and i duno which one to choose. Help!

Problem 2: I want a kitten but mum won't let me have one. How do i persuade my mum to let me get a kitten?

problem 3: My blog is empty and I duno what to put on it. How can i come up with things to write about?

problem 4: No ones given me reps for day imsad How do i make people here give me reps everyday?

[Muezzin]

Problem 1: I have 2 pens in my hand a black one and a blue one. I'll need to choose one of these pens to write my CV. Now am stuck they are both pretty and i duno which one to choose. Help!

Use the computer you're typing with.

Or write it in blood. That, my sister, is dedication that employers from the medical and accounting professions will probably completely recognise and encourage, respectively.

Problem 2: I want a kitten but mum won't let me have one. How do i persuade my mum to let me get a kitten?

Artfully conceal a speaker under her pillow that repeteadly chants 'aww, kittens are cute, aww, kittens are cute, aww, kittens are cheap'.

Alternatively, artfully nag 'Can I have a kitten now can I have a kitten now can I have a kitten now can I have a kitten now can I have a kitten now' until you receive the baby feline.

Alternatively, buy a stuffed kitten. Plush rather than taxidermy, but whatever strokes your whiskers.

problem 3: My blog is empty and I duno what to put on it. How can i come up with things to write about?

You could just blatantly lie.

Hey, it worked for James Frey.

problem 4: No ones given me reps for day How do i make people here give me reps everyday?

You give reps where they're deserved, and you say things deserving of reps yourself.

That is the first part of Learning to Be Awesome.

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[Mysterious Uk]

1) how can John locke be dead and alive at the same time?
2) what is the black smoke?
3) Why did that guy kill Jacob?

[- IqRa -]

I think sister nafy meant an alternative to chocolate for eating.

[Muezzin]

1) how can John locke be dead and alive at the same time?

Because the live one is actually Jacob's friend/brother/father/son/unrelated bloke from the first flashback. Possibly.

2) what is the black smoke?

Captain Planet.

3) Why did that guy kill Jacob?

Because there's a power struggle for control of the Island.

Alternatively, Jacob repeatedly stole the guy's breakfast.

And actually, Ben was the one who stabbed the hell out of him. Because he was devastated that none of his actions seemed to have mattered in Jacob's scheme.

I think sister nafy meant an alternative to chocolate for eating.

Yeah. Tobacco can be chewed.

As can Hubba Bubba.

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[alcurad]

I have a problem, how can I solve it? :hmm:

[Muezzin]

I have a problem, how can I solve it? :hmm:

The first step to solving a problem is admitting you have one.

The second step to solving a problem is admitting you haven't told me what it is yet.

The third step to solving a problem involves a vagrant, a moped and a wall.

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[Ali_008]

:sl:

I'm always hungry. No matter what I eat, I still want more? and especially sweet stuff!!! What to do? :?:confused::embarrass

:w:

[Muezzin]

:sl:

I'm always hungry. No matter what I eat, I still want more? and especially sweet stuff!!! What to do? :?:confused::embarrass

:w:

:sl:

Well, you have two choices:

1) Have a coronary

or

2) Drink water when you think you're feeling hungry, and get even more enjoyable exercise to get your mind off it.

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[Pk_#2]

I lost Pugsy (My bear)

Wat I do?

I'm bored without him!

[Muezzin]

I lost Pugsy (My bear)

Wat I do?

I'm bored without him!

Dedicate your life to making the following real:

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[Lost&Found]

My homework at my dog. What should I do?

[Muezzin]

My homework at my dog. What should I do?

Press fast-forward on that Magic Remote Control of yours.

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[Pk_#2]

Dedicate your life to making the following real:

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Dinosaurs aren't real?? :ooh:

[Muezzin]

Dinosaurs aren't real?? :ooh:

Dinosaurs? Real.

Dinosaurs with lasers? Too awesome to exist.

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[Musaafirah]

I got offered a job but they're seriously taking alot of time getting back to me.
Anyway, I get bored easily, but I need to stay in this job for at least two years, what can I do to keep myself there.
Oh, and a serious question.
I want to buy a 6 bedroom house with all the mod cons and loveliness. What do I need to do to make this happen? Seriously?

[Muezzin]

I got offered a job but they're seriously taking alot of time getting back to me.
Anyway, I get bored easily, but I need to stay in this job for at least two years, what can I do to keep myself there.

Consistently prepare either the best tea ever conceived, or the worst tea ever excreted.

Oh, and a serious question.
I want to buy a 6 bedroom house with all the mod cons and loveliness. What do I need to do to make this happen? Seriously?

A great job, a greater estate agent, and a great big bag of jelly beans. Because why the heck not? You could afford it.

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(p.s. a belated Eid Mubarak to all readers)

[Hayaa]

:sl:

I keep procastinating school work for IB and my mom's frustrated. What to do? =\

[Muezzin]

:sl:

I keep procastinating school work for IB and my mom's frustrated. What to do? =\

Listen to Mr T.

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[Cabdullahi]

:sl:

I keep procastinating school work for IB and my mom's frustrated. What to do? =\

i can't help you there sorry but you could do what i did when it gets too much chew the coaxial cable in frustration

[~Raindrop~]

salaam
Due to unforeseen circumstances, me and my brother are now sharing a room for a few days. this is annoying in itself had it not been for the fact that his phone alarm goes off about 4 times EVERY NIGHT. whats more, he sleeps right through it!!!
i now keep a supply of slippers, shoes, books etc by me before i sleep. (no prizes for guessing why) but my stocks soon diminish.
i need a way to wake that thing up and make him switch it off.
iv tried hijacking his phone, didnt work.
apparently, he NEEDS them for Fajr, college etc. im in the process of trying to eliminate him, but my parents may not be so understanding about this one.
help.
please.
wassalaam

[Muezzin]

salaam
Due to unforeseen circumstances, me and my brother are now sharing a room for a few days. this is annoying in itself had it not been for the fact that his phone alarm goes off about 4 times EVERY NIGHT. whats more, he sleeps right through it!!!

Reminds me of me.

i now keep a supply of slippers, shoes, books etc by me before i sleep. (no prizes for guessing why)

Obviously they all make good footwear.

but my stocks soon diminish.

Man, I've ridden that train. Sometimes, they disappear right after I put them on. Depending on my Valium intake.

i need a way to wake that thing up and make him switch it off.
iv tried hijacking his phone, didnt work.
apparently, he NEEDS them for Fajr, college etc. im in the process of trying to eliminate him, but my parents may not be so understanding about this one.
help.
please.
wassalaam

+

=

Thank you. Thank you.

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[~Raindrop~]

salaam
;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
lol i needed a good laugh. thanks for the advice.








i have another one. i have an hour's speech to give tomorrow...and i kind of havent prepared. :hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm:

[Muezzin]

salaam
;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
lol i needed a good laugh. thanks for the advice.

You're quite welcome.

i have another one. i have an hour's speech to give tomorrow...and i kind of havent prepared. :hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm:

Either memorise this one, or write your own. Right. Now.

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[~Raindrop~]

*hmph*
Write my own. Anyday.




:)

[Ali_008]

I went swimming on Tuesday and my right-ear's been clogged ever since. ear-buds are painful :hiding:. What to do?:embarrass

[جوري]

I don't want to be the last poster on the Ramadanyat thread, it is causing me mental anguish what to do?

[sevgi]

My little brother has a terrible habit of licking his lips. He always looks like his lips are tripple their actual size. He has now developed a coldsore and keeps picking at it regardless of my efforts to make the sore subside and disappear.

What can I do to a) make him stop licking his lips. b) Make him stop picking his coldsore. c) Make his current coldsore go away.

(???)

Thank you.

[Muezzin]

I went swimming on Tuesday and my right-ear's been clogged ever since. ear-buds are painful :hiding:. What to do?:embarrass

Well, technically, in a day or so the water will simply disperse.

But that's so boring when you could attach a plunger to the side of your head.

Not pictured: Dignity

I don't want to be the last poster on the Ramadanyat thread, it is causing me mental anguish what to do?

Click me.

My little brother has a terrible habit of licking his lips. He always looks like his lips are tripple their actual size. He has now developed a coldsore and keeps picking at it regardless of my efforts to make the sore subside and disappear.

What can I do to a) make him stop licking his lips.

You could always stick gaffer tape over each lip. Preferably the silver kind. Then his friends might call him Thunderlips.

b) Make him stop picking his coldsore.

As above, but apply tape to each fingertip. And draw smiley faces upon them.

c) Make his current coldsore go away.

Well, there are creams and things, but my personal solution involves a trained mosquito and a brick.

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[Beardo]

I want an iPhone but my parents won't let me! :cry: What to do? I considered picketing in their bedroom at 2 am in the morning... Is that a good idea? Should I gather up my minions as well?

[~Raindrop~]

It's been 5 DAYS!!
Hmmmmm. Muezzin must be losing his touch. :D

[Muezzin]

I want an iPhone but my parents won't let me! :cry: What to do? I considered picketing in their bedroom at 2 am in the morning... Is that a good idea? Should I gather up my minions as well?

Don't pester your parents when you can get a(nother) job. :thumbs_up

Seriously, I have toilets that need cleaning.

It's been 5 DAYS!!
Hmmmmm. Muezzin must be losing his touch. :D

Alternatively I could simply have been having a life, but your theory is also possible.

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[Rabi'ya]

i want to go abroad, which country would you suggest?

[Muezzin]

i want to go abroad, which country would you suggest?

1) Wear a headscarf, kick up a storm in a random airport, and you could very well be whisked off on an all-expenses-paid trip to Yemen!

Or

2) I personally would like to visit Japan, but I hear countries as diverse as Tunisia, Vietnam and Cuba are all very nice.

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[Beardo]

Don't pester your parents when you can get a(nother) job. :thumbs_up

Seriously, I have toilets that need cleaning.


Alternatively I could simply have been having a life, but your theory is also possible.

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:cry: You don't give good advice. :cry:

...Unless you'd pay for my airfare to London so I can clean your toilets... :ermm: I don't mind that...

[Muezzin]

:cry: You don't give good advice. :cry:

True.

...Unless you'd pay for my airfare to London so I can clean your toilets... :ermm: I don't mind that...

I'd pay for your airfare if you considered a maiden voyage on the pictured vehicle safe:

I mean, who wouldn't want a free cross-continental ride in a battery plane? Any aircraft that could conceviably run on Duracells or potatoes is made of win.

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[Beardo]

Since I got my license today... Could you buy me one of these? :X

[Muezzin]

Since I got my license today...

Congratulations!

Could you buy me one of these? :X

No!

The Top Gear chaps really need to review that... thing.

Vorsprung durch technic.

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[tango92]

i feel like a pair of curtains!!!!!

my school is closed because of snow and im too lazy to study at home!

[Cabdullahi]

My little brother has a terrible habit of licking his lips. He always looks like his lips are tripple their actual size. He has now developed a coldsore and keeps picking at it regardless of my efforts to make the sore subside and disappear.

What can I do to a) make him stop licking his lips. b) Make him stop picking his coldsore. c) Make his current coldsore go away.

(???)

Thank you.

We can tackle those two problems with one remedy a bit like killing 2 birds with one stone

apply a thin layer of english mustard a) its bitter and he wont lick his lips guaranteed and b) it has vinegar and it will burn the sore so he won't touch it

[Hayaa]

I want cereal milk without having to actually eat the cereal. :|

[Cabdullahi]

I want cereal milk without having to actually eat the cereal. :|

good luck!..

[Muezzin]

i feel like a pair of curtains!!!!!

I can relate to that.

Actually, I can't. I usually feel like a sandwich.

my school is closed because of snow and im too lazy to study at home!

GCSE Bitesize may or may not help.

If not, you could always wrap yourself in a rug and roll down the stairs. Hours of fun, until the ambulance arrives.

I want cereal milk without having to actually eat the cereal. :|

Introduce yourself to the wonderful world of sieves.

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[sevgi]

How do I teach Muezzin to spell "seives"?

[Muezzin]

How do I teach Muezzin to spell "seives"?

Start by learning how to spell it yourself. Ask Oxford!

It's 'sieve'. I before E. I'll have to correct my post above.

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[sevgi]

Start by learning how to spell it yourself. Ask Oxford!

It's 'sieve'. I before E. I'll have to correct my post above.

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See the quotation marks in my post? Yeah, they indicate me quoting you. That is, I know how to spell it...I was just reiterating your mistake. I thought the "" would have clarified that.

[Muezzin]

See the quotation marks in my post?

These " " are called speech marks.

These ' ' are called quotation marks.

Pardon me, I'm British.

Yeah, they indicate me quoting you. That is, I know how to spell it...I was just reiterating your mistake. I thought the "" would have clarified that.

Nice save!

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[Musaafirah]

I before the e except after C, though there are exceptions such as: beige, freight, heinous, neighbour etc etc..

Anyway, where have the beans gone?
Why tea? Why not Hot chocolate with marshmallows and chocolate chunks?
I'm in a dilemma. I think.
To Masters? Or not Masters? If I do so meself, it'll cost £5,000 for 1 year ..
Or from work, free, but it'll take 3 years...

[جوري]

What happened to 'Minaz' or was that name a euphemism for something else? I don't want to go to page one to find out...

also I get the urge to carry a skillet and a hot water bottle and a hemostat whoever I go, how can I stop this insanity and regain myself respect?

[Muezzin]

I before the e except after C, though there are exceptions such as: beige, freight, heinous, neighbour etc etc..

Whenever I told my teachers about the exceptions, they threw me out of the nearest window.

Well, actually they didn't.

But if they wanted to, they could have. At worst it's an option. At best it's a legitimate and effective pre-school teaching method.

Anyway, where have the beans gone?

They've frozen solid, mid-stool sample.

Not in my stool-sample, you understand.

Why tea? Why not Hot chocolate with marshmallows and chocolate chunks?

Because Arvinder Grewal of Channel 4's 'The Family' loves his chai.

'Poli! Want cup of tea!'

He deserves his own sitcom.

I'm in a dilemma. I think.

To Masters? Or not Masters? If I do so meself, it'll cost £5,000 for 1 year ..
Or from work, free, but it'll take 3 years...

There are two ways to approach this problem.

The first way involves talking it over with your family and friends, thinking deeply about what you'd most like to do, and what would most help you to accomplish your future plans, possibly seeing a careers advisor, and making special duas to ensure that whatever you choose, you are successful.

The second way involves twigs and a peanut.

What happened to 'Minaz' or was that name a euphemism for something else? I don't want to go to page one to find out...

Minaz is a very real person. He is also very absent from this thread. Because he is very-much busily employed.

also I get the urge to carry a skillet and a hot water bottle and a hemostat whoever I go, how can I stop this insanity and regain myself respect?

Tell yourself that if you ever indulge that urge, you'll balance a peanut on your nose, and if the peanut ever falls off, you'll shove twigs up your nostrils.

This handy method will not only gain you self-respect, it will also grant you the once-in-a-lifetime chance to experience neurosurgery from the perspective of the patient.

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[tw009]

I hate Mondays!!!:raging:

[Getoffmyback]

Need help. . .We are on a hommos contest lebanon vs israel . Both sides claiming that hommos was created by them.
Donate your hommos to lebanon we'r going to the six tones plate of hommos this summer. Peace.

[Getoffmyback]

Hey what i said is not a joke So don't think i'm making fun or So.

Lebanon is suing israel for claiming that hommos is created by israelis . The lebanese minister of tourism said : israel wants to take over even the hommos history .

So really this summer lebanon will break the world of the largest hommos platter it will be recorded in this ginis book or So . Six tones .

Last record was by israel 5 tones.

I just wanted to say that its not a joke:)

[Muezzin]

I hate Mondays!!!:raging:

Need help. . .We are on a hommos contest lebanon vs israel . Both sides claiming that hommos was created by them.
Donate your hommos to lebanon we'r going to the six tones plate of hommos this summer. Peace.

Do you mean hummus/homous/mashed chickpeas?

I misread your post and thought you were requesting six tonnes of homos.

Hey what i said is not a joke So don't think i'm making fun or So.

Lebanon is suing israel for claiming that hommos is created by israelis . The lebanese minister of tourism said : israel wants to take over even the hommos history .

So really this summer lebanon will break the world of the largest hommos platter it will be recorded in this ginis book or So . Six tones .

Last record was by israel 5 tones.

I just wanted to say that its not a joke

Well, good for Lebanon breaking the Guinness World Record for the largest platter of hummus/homous/mashed chickpeas.

That has to be the single most awesome World Record in existence, unless one also exists for the world's largest bag of Mini Eggs, in which case hummus/homous/mashed chickpeas become the second most awesome World Record in existence.

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[Re.TiReD]

Mm

Hmm

I really wanna paint but I dont have any canvasses

My mum said I'm allowed to graffiti on my walls but that was a long time ago

Do you think I'm still allowed or should I ask again and risk her saying no :><:

My spray paints on the back have a warning that says some body (not somebody but a body) in california discovered that they can cause cancer, should I be afraid? Coz I'm not. And I love the smell.

[tango92]

i spent an hour at the gym doing squats and now my legs are hurted :(

my hair is longer than my beard. i feel like a bad muslim :(

[Getoffmyback]

How many tapes do i need to play GTA On my commodore 64 ?

[Muezzin]

Mm

Hmm

I really wanna paint but I dont have any canvasses

I know where you're coming from. I want to eat but I don't have any food.

My mum said I'm allowed to graffiti on my walls but that was a long time ago

Do you think I'm still allowed or should I ask again and risk her saying no :><:

You could just buy some canvasses. But if that's too lame, you should do the next most awesome thing and actually ask your mother. Graffiti on your bedroom walls is no good reason to get kicked out of the house.

My spray paints on the back have a warning that says some body (not somebody but a body) in california discovered that they can cause cancer, should I be afraid? Coz I'm not. And I love the smell.

Who has two eyes and loves solvent abuse?

This guy:

i spent an hour at the gym doing squats and now my legs are hurted :(

My legs farted once. It was really weird, and it made my trousers billow. Maybe that's why parachute pants exist.

Oh, you mean your legs hurt because of all the squats?

As a wise, insane, horribly scarred supervillain once said - whatever doesn't kill you only makes you... stranger.

my hair is longer than my beard. i feel like a bad muslim :(

Are you familiar with barbers?

How many tapes do i need to play GTA On my commodore 64 ?

Depends.

For the first and second, you might only need one tape, and get to play a stripped-down version of those games.

For the 3D titles, you'd need every single cassette tape in the entire universe.

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[Getoffmyback]

Actually i did the calculations and would like to share the wow knowledge with the world.

I will need 90352 cassette tape and it will take 5421175 minutes or 90352 hours or 3764 days or 10.31 years for the game to load :D . And lets say each tape will cost 2$ So thats 180704$ to play GTA NICE.:)

Ok that was So geeky.

[tw009]

I have wasted sooo much time!!!:cry:

[جوري]

!

This is frikin hilarious ;D;D;D;D;D;D

I have a headache and a sore throat do you think gyrating like that will cure it? rofl

[Periwinkle18]

im watching tv too much what should i do to stop tht??

[aamirsaab]

Actually i did the calculations and would like to share the wow knowledge with the world.

I will need 90352 cassette tape and it will take 5421175 minutes or 90352 hours or 3764 days or 10.31 years for the game to load :D . And lets say each tape will cost 2$ So thats 180704$ to play GTA NICE.:)

Ok that was So geeky.

We have once before bestowed a gift on our clients for their awesomeness. Consider yourself one of the few, mighty and elite. BEHOLD YOUR GIFT!

I have wasted sooo much time!!!:cry:

It's funny because now you wasted my time. I'm in a good mood today so I'll lol instead of ban.

This is frikin hilarious ;D;D;D;D;D;D

I have a headache and a sore throat do you think gyrating like that will cure it? rofl

It might. The affects of gyrating like that dude in the vid haven't been fully studied. Would you like to be our guinea pig for this experiment? Electric-floored cage provided as standard.

im watching tv too much what should i do to stop tht??

Not to sound like a Geek or anything but you could try turning the t.v off.

Failing that: I suppose you could try gyrating. It's gotta be good for something, right?

[Periwinkle18]

Not to sound like a Geek or anything but you could try turning the t.v off.

Failing that: I suppose you could try gyrating. It's gotta be good for something, right?

to turn the tv lolz i dun think tht cn happen :P

n anotha ques whts gyrating?? :P

[جوري]

It might. The affects of gyrating like that dude in the vid haven't been fully studied. Would you like to be our guinea pig for this experiment? Electric-floored cage provided as standard.

Did you say a thousand gold guinea for gyrating like that? sure.. the electricfloor might just be what the doctor ordered, when do we get started?

^o)

and do you know if this has any side effects on the boogers?

[Re.TiReD]

I want to wake up tomorrow with the middle eastern version of PS installed on my PC and an amazing ability to use it and use it well :skeleton:

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Lol awesome thread...I have a problem also , can you fix mine too ?;D

[Beardo]

I need some good excuses on why I could not do my homework.

[☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆]

This thread isnt functioning since more than a month now!! WHY??:mmokay:

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Maybe because Muezz and minaz arent here, they gone to do some more research on how to answer our "some" typical questions :);D :(:) so yeah!

[Muezzin]

to turn the tv lolz i dun think tht cn happen :P

In my day, every television had an off button. And it was made of wood.

n anotha ques whts gyrating?? :P

I could give you a dictionary definition, but I'd rather gyrate.

Did you say a thousand gold guinea for gyrating like that? sure.. the electricfloor might just be what the doctor ordered, when do we get started?

^o)

and do you know if this has any side effects on the boogers?

Electrified floor + mucus = hilarity

I want to wake up tomorrow with the middle eastern version of PS installed on my PC and an amazing ability to use it and use it well :skeleton:

I want to know if I look like Santa Claus to you.

Lol awesome thread...I have a problem also , can you fix mine too ?;D

The first step to solving a problem is to admit you have one.

The second step is telling us what it is.

I need some good excuses on why I could not do my homework.

You could always say the homework ate your dog.

This thread isnt functioning since more than a month now!! WHY??:mmokay:

There are many reasons, mostly to do with eating.

Maybe because Muezz and minaz arent here, they gone to do some more research on how to answer our "some" typical questions :);D :(:) so yeah!

If by 'research' you mean 'sunbathing in the bahamas'... you'd be wrong.

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[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

The first step to solving a problem is to admit you have one.

The second step is telling us what it is.


If by 'research' you mean 'sunbathing in the bahamas'... you'd be wrong.

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LOL sorry okay my problem is i want a Kitten, but i dont know how to look after one properly yet, because im getting one very soon InshaAllaah lol, do you have any tips on how i could look after my kitten for when i get it? LOL sorry if dont make sense :\

By research i meant reading geeky books and stuff, but if Sunbathing counts then yeah :) So yeah......

Lol you say yes as if we are in a audition lol and you didnt like mine and you said next :(......so yeah Indeee :)

[Muezzin]

LOL sorry okay my problem is i want a Kitten, but i dont know how to look after one properly yet, because im getting one very soon InshaAllaah lol, do you have any tips on how i could look after my kitten for when i get it?

If you were lame, you might ask someone who owns a kitten, or pet shop staff, or read a book about the subject or research on the Internet.

But you're not lame. You're awesome.

And you know how awesome people learn to take care of animals?

That's how.

LOL sorry if dont make sense :\

I make less sense than you, ergo you must pay me money. All leading accountants agree.

Of course, none of that is true.

Except the bit about paying me money.

By research i meant reading geeky books and stuff, but if Sunbathing counts then yeah :) So yeah......

If you get a book about the beach, then read it on the beach, something sparkly might happen.

Lol you say yes as if we are in a audition lol and you didnt like mine and you said next :(......so yeah Indeee :)

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[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

If you were lame, you might ask someone who owns a kitten, or pet shop staff, or read a book about the subject or research on the Internet.

But you're not lame. You're awesome.

And you know how awesome people learn to take care of animals?

That's how.


I make less sense than you, ergo you must pay me money. All leading accountants agree.

Of course, none of that is true.

Except the bit about paying me money.


If you get a book about the beach, then read it on the beach, something sparkly might happen.

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That was incredibly geeky except the part when you said i am lame :(. . . .

Oh well Indeedy we should all smile no matter what indeedy!!!

So yeah, and i hope thou art chillaxing in ze beautiful Bahamas and eating pineapple juice or even Coconut juice, thats what people usually do in the bahamas right? or is that Hawaaii? :-\
Which ever i hope i made sense :-\

So yeah

[Muezzin]

That was incredibly geeky except the part when you said i am lame :(. . . .

I never called you lame. I called you awesome.

Oh well Indeedy we should all smile no matter what indeedy!!!

So yeah, and i hope thou art chillaxing in ze beautiful Bahamas and eating pineapple juice or even Coconut juice, thats what people usually do in the bahamas right? or is that Hawaaii? :-\
Which ever i hope i made sense :-\

So yeah

I will never be in a position to eat pineapple juice.

But I will always be in a position to do this:

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[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^lol thats well geeky that picture :-\

LOL what is that person doing? is that them games they use these days? xbox, placestation or some other geeky game thing lol :-\

[Ramadhan]

Were you on vacation?

You took long leave of absence.

['Abd Al-Maajid]

I have a question. How to mod a Playstation 3?:p

[Ali_008]

How to stop procastination?

[Asiyah3]

How can I make myself succeed in the exam I'll have in two month? Insha'Allah.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

lol its gonna be hard answering all ur questions :-\ Good luck the "Answer-er"

[tango92]

how do i get the slc to hurry up my maintanence grant application?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

bro wat u do when u kno lifes alrite but everyone else doesnt agree?

}WHAT DO YOU DO?

[Muezzin]

^lol thats well geeky that picture :-\

LOL what is that person doing? is that them games they use these days? xbox, placestation or some other geeky game thing lol :-\

He's either playing or having a Wii.

Were you on vacation?

I wish.

You took long leave of absence.

I like to call it 'skiving'.

I have a question. How to mod a Playstation 3?:p

Do I look like a criminal to you?

Don't answer that.

How to stop procastination?

Stop it tomorrow.

How can I make myself succeed in the exam I'll have in two month? Insha'Allah.

Considering that you must have sat that exam by the time of this belated reply, you might consider time travel.

lol its gonna be hard answering all ur questions :-\ Good luck the "Answer-er"

how do i get the slc to hurry up my maintanence grant application?

You have two options:

a) Be patient.

b) Eat a bike.

bro wat u do when u kno lifes alrite but everyone else doesnt agree?

}WHAT DO YOU DO?

Turn up your nose, put one foot before the other and say:

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[Hayaa]

:sl:

How can I learn to be independent of the Internet?

[جوري]

where did you find my old psychiatry professor? he was lost the day after I made him show us how tardive dyskinesia presents.. he was so boring and we thought this would spice things up a bit but he was never seen nor heard from again after that day..

[Muezzin]

:sl:

How can I learn to be independent of the Internet?

Is this like a Zen koan?

If so, the answer is 'To get to the other side'.

If not, my instant solution for everything is 'Go and beat up a tramp'.

where did you find my old psychiatry professor? he was lost the day after I made him show us how tardive dyskinesia presents.. he was so boring and we thought this would spice things up a bit but he was never seen nor heard from again after that day..

He may well have decided to build himself a swimming pool filled with treacle, as he appears to be pictured here in a sepia haze that is somehow delicious.

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P.s.* I humbly request all regular readers check out Story Writing Contest Entries for 2010 and vote for the story they think is the best. All the entries are, as they say, full of awesome.

*or should that be P.N. for Post-'Next!'

[Ramadhan]

where's your side-kick Minas?

Where has he gone?

[جوري]

He may well have decided to build himself a swimming pool filled with treacle, as he appears to be pictured here in a sepia haze that is somehow delicious.

what name does he go by now? I called him 'the boring man' for so long we all forgot what his real name was.. just in case I happen to run into him I don't want to end up saying ''wassup yo''.

[Yanal]

I think I should be his sidekick:D What do you say Muezzin?

[Muezzin]

where's your side-kick Minas?

Where has he gone?

At the time of writing he is most definitely... alive.

what name does he go by now? I called him 'the boring man' for so long we all forgot what his real name was.. just in case I happen to run into him I don't want to end up saying ''wassup yo''.

I don't know his name either. I shall call him Treacle Singh.

I think I should be his sidekick:D What do you say Muezzin?

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[~Raindrop~]

How do I become a computer boffin in the fastest possible time? :-\

[Musaafirah]

2 weeks and no reply?!!
That must be a record.
What to do about very very annoying senior staff?! (Not senior as in aging, but senior as in rank)

[Beardo]

I need to get straight A's. Can you make dua? =/

[Tyrion]

Can you tell me (with the proper Islamic sources) when we can expect the freezing of Hell to take place? The reason I ask is because this girl I was interested in told me she would accept my marriage offer only after the day Hell freezes over... I'm looking forward to this joyous day, but I would like to have some kind of knowledge regarding when it will occur so that I can start planning the wedding. So far no scholars have been able to help me, although one scholar did go off on a twenty minute rant regarding the stupidity of todays youth... I have no idea where that came from though.

[Muezzin]

How do I become a computer boffin in the fastest possible time? :-\

Eat a computer.

I'm sure that's what all good computing courses entail.

2 weeks and no reply?!!
That must be a record.

If it is, do I get money?

What to do about very very annoying senior staff?! (Not senior as in aging, but senior as in rank)

Or you could just talk to them.

I need to get straight A's. Can you make dua? =/

Inshallah you will get great grades, and I will make dua.

In case you don't, a little imagination and a lot of Tip-Ex can alter any report card to display straight A's.

Can you tell me (with the proper Islamic sources) when we can expect the freezing of Hell to take place?

Er...

The reason I ask is because this girl I was interested in told me she would accept my marriage offer only after the day Hell freezes over... I'm looking forward to this joyous day, but I would like to have some kind of knowledge regarding when it will occur so that I can start planning the wedding. So far no scholars have been able to help me, although one scholar did go off on a twenty minute rant regarding the stupidity of todays youth... I have no idea where that came from though.

Well, my commute to work in the morning can be hell, especially when it's frozen over, so from a certain point of view hell has already frozen over and your fair maiden should therefore gladly accept your hand in marriage.

Alternatively, you could slay a dragon.

Because that's why.

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[Re.TiReD]

Had parent's evening today and I find it really awkward knowing what to say when parents first walk in and also just when they're about to leave because when you're done they still sit there waiting for you to say something else and it's like umm well I'm done now...so yeah...I've told you all you need to know about your kid so....*shuffles papers*.....*clears throat*....ahem, that's it! BUT THEY'RE STILL THERE! Gah!

[Muezzin]

Had parent's evening today

Is today, Monday 27 December 2010, not a Christmas bank holiday? If you live in the UK that is.

and I find it really awkward knowing what to say when parents first walk in and also just when they're about to leave because when you're done they still sit there waiting for you to say something else and it's like umm well I'm done now...so yeah...I've told you all you need to know about your kid so....*shuffles papers*.....*clears throat*....ahem, that's it! BUT THEY'RE STILL THERE! Gah!

Just sit there and nod. Does the job.

Unless it gives you a severe case of neck-strain.

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[Re.TiReD]

Probably is a bank holiday for those fortunate indivudals working for people who care for the sanity of their employees...Oops better not let the Head hear me saying that :><:

I'd sit and nod if I was the one doing the listening and they the talking, but I'm suposed to be the one telling them how awesome their child is.

Edit: I don't work in a secular state school.

[Muezzin]

Probably is a bank holiday for those fortunate indivudals working for people who care for the sanity of their employees...Oops better not let the Head hear me saying that :><:

If the head is female, I apologise, for there is no such book as the Demon Headmistress. Just exposes these bloody glass ceilings.

Wouldn't glass ceilings melt in hell?

I'd sit and nod if I was the one doing the listening and they the talking, but I'm suposed to be the one telling them how awesome their child is.

Ah. Well, in the future, when they first come in you could greet them, ask them how they are, crack a joke, the usual sort of small talk to get them settled. I trust you would have notes (grades etc) on the particular child ready, to which you can refer when informing the parents of the student's progress. Then closing the conversation is a matter of perhaps simply saying words to the effect of 'well, that's all, do you have any questions for me?'

Failing that, just nod until they go away.

Edit: Don't work in a secular state school.

But it's a bank holiday! If it's good for the goose, it's good for the banker.

Or something.

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[Ramadhan]

I can't decide what to do on this new years long weekend.

any suggestions?

[Muezzin]

I can't decide what to do on this new years long weekend.

any suggestions?

Do as James Bond does.

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[Musaafirah]

^^Is that for real? Which Mario game is it?!

In answer to your previous reply, I can't bash 'em. (They don't make us attend Violence and aggression courses for no reason!)
Talking won't help, when I'm serious, they think I'm joking. Even when I insult them! Do people take me for a joke eh?!!
Also, we have to come up with a fair way of being rota'd (not sure if that's a word) on to the bank holiday working system. Someone suggested picking names out of a hat. What would you suggest?
AND they're trying to make us work 24/7!! (They being the employers who don't have a life)

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

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Assalaamu`Alaaykum

Is there anyway i can get a different colour nick? if so, how, please explain!

[~Raindrop~]

Someone in this house (not saying it's me) seems to be newly addicted to Jaffa Cakes. Is it possible to wean them off this addiction?

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Do as James Bond does.

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How do you create that gifs?

[Muhaba]

haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah how do i stop this haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah fit of laughter? haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah haha haha hahahahhahhahhah

[Muezzin]

^^Is that for real? Which Mario game is it?!

I believe it is known as 'Mario Kart'.

In answer to your previous reply, I can't bash 'em. (They don't make us attend Violence and aggression courses for no reason!)

I wish my job required me to attend a Violence and Aggression Course.

Wait, that came out wrong.

Talking won't help, when I'm serious, they think I'm joking. Even when I insult them! Do people take me for a joke eh?!!

Uh...

Also, we have to come up with a fair way of being rota'd (not sure if that's a word) on to the bank holiday working system. Someone suggested picking names out of a hat. What would you suggest?

Have you ever heard of the ancient art of 'eeny meeny miney mo'?

AND they're trying to make us work 24/7!! (They being the employers who don't have a life)

Either that's an exaggeration, or your employers have no regard for employment law.

In any case, here's Mario battering Spider-Man.

Assalaamu`Alaaykum

Is there anyway i can get a different colour nick? if so, how, please explain!

You will go to the Dagobah system. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi master who instructed me.

Alternatively, you could ask zAk.

Someone in this house (not saying it's me) seems to be newly addicted to Jaffa Cakes. Is it possible to wean them off this addiction?

Buy them a packet of cigarettes.

Chocolate cigarettes.

How do you create that gifs?

A magician never reveals his tricks. Especially when he does not know how to perform them.

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When I need a dose of reality, I like to punch myself in the face.

Well, actually, I don't, but I suppose it would stop me laughing uncontrollably.

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[Endymion]

What do you suggest for a person who is **** bored and have nothing to do :hmm:

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Except suicide :skeleton:

[Endymion]

Another thing is "How to save the word Dam n from automatic Edit" :embarrass

It always make me feel like i write something nasty :raging:

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

You will go to the Dagobah system. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi master who instructed me.

Alternatively, you could ask zAk.

Brother Muezzin, you are now part of the geeky crew/gang, Welcome and Congratulations!

Hope you enjoy your stay here and may it be beneficial :-\

.. peace ..

[Re.TiReD]

How to fix a permanent smile on one's face?

[GuestFellow]

What is this topic about? O_O

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^Asking Brothers Muezzin and Minaz many questions that you may have difficulty figuring out in real life. In other words, asking questions you may have in mind, for example "How to go bungy jumping from England to Australia" or "How to pass every subject in school?" or other questions that make sense. :-\

I think anyway, its what i use the thread for :-\

Insha'Allaah someone can clarify with clear detail that makes sense.

.. peace ..

[Muezzin]

What do you suggest for a person who is **** bored and have nothing to do :hmm:

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Except suicide :skeleton:

Only boring people get bored.

For the rest of us, there's Miniclip.

Another thing is "How to save the word Dam n from automatic Edit" :embarrass

It always make me feel like i write something nasty :raging:

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Brother Muezzin, you are now part of the geeky crew/gang, Welcome and Congratulations!

Hope you enjoy your stay here and may it be beneficial :-\

.. peace ..

Part of the geeky crew/gang? I founded the geeky crew/gang. Now hold my pocket protector while I read the Dungeons and Dragons rule book.

How to fix a permanent smile on one's face?

Be careful what you wish for.

You might just get stabbed in the face.

What is this topic about? O_O

What is the meaning of life?

^Asking Brothers Muezzin and Minaz many questions that you may have difficulty figuring out in real life. In other words, asking questions you may have in mind, for example "How to go bungy jumping from England to Australia" or "How to pass every subject in school?" or other questions that make sense. :-\

The answer to both questions is 'drill a hole through a sock monkey'

I think anyway, its what i use the thread for :-\

Insha'Allaah someone can clarify with clear detail that makes sense.

.. peace ..

If only the very first post in this thread explained its entire purpose...

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[Endymion]

Only boring people get bored.

But the History says that Endy was never a boring person :hmm:

For the rest of us, there's Miniclip.

Translation.Im actually out of ideas :-[

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But Dam n is a simple,little and cute word to curse someone,something.This advice of washing mouth with soup is Super rude ^o) I think the Super Mod needs to

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My question is still there.
"How to save the word Dam n from automatic Edit"

:D

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Part of the geeky crew/gang? I founded the geeky crew/gang. Now hold my pocket protector while I read the Dungeons and Dragons rule book.


The answer to both questions is 'drill a hole through a sock monkey'


If only the very first post in this thread explained its entire purpose...

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Take your time in reading the Dungeons and Dragons rule book, since there isnt one anyway :-\

i dont have a sock monkey :-\ they look geeky anyway

and yeah i shouldve thought of that, the very first post with the explanation altho it was quite similar to mine.

:-\

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Translation.Im actually out of ideas

Its this games website, try this insha'Allaah : http://www.miniclip.com/games/en/

[Muezzin]

But the History says that Endy was never a boring person :hmm:

You callin' me a liar?

Translation.Im actually out of ideas :-[

You callin' me a... person... who cannot think... of... idea... thingies?

But Dam n is a simple,little and cute word to curse someone,something.This advice of washing mouth with soup is Super rude ^o) I think the Super Mod needs to

My question is still there.
"How to save the word Dam n from automatic Edit"

Dammit, Jim! I'm a Moderator not a Spellcheck!

Take your time in reading the Dungeons and Dragons rule book, since there isnt one anyway :-\

No?

Your Geeky Crew/Gang membership is hereby revoked until such time as you prove your nerdiness or buy me some nachos. Whichever is more convenient.

i dont have a sock monkey :-\ they look geeky anyway

Whoah.

Good point.

and yeah i shouldve thought of that, the very first post with the explanation altho it was quite similar to mine.

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How come you always use this smiley " :-\ " ? It looks rather bemused and stressed, as I might if I were personally forced to pay the bill for the marriage ceremony and raucous Royal afterparty of Prince William and Kate Middleton. All those vol-au-vents, you know.

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