Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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:ooh: OMA

[The Ruler]

Religion has no room here on our thread :p
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yeh no religion but stupid fantasies eh :? :p ;)

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[minaz]

We are masters of magic, why else do you think me and muezzin were kicked out of madrassa at an early age!

[The Ruler]

We are masters of magic, why else do you think me and muezzin were kicked out of madrassa at an early age!

den u hold no place ere u naughty boyz :rant: .... ;D

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We are masters of magic, why else do you think me and muezzin were kicked out of madrassa at an early age!

:ooh: :heated: :giggling: :happy:

[minaz]

You should of seen Muezzin's "dissapearing of the mullah's cane act"- they were the good ol days!

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You should of seen Muezzin's "dissapearing of the mullah's cane act"- they were the good ol days!

:rollseyes

ROFLLLLLLLLLL :giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

[Musaafirah]

hehee u rejects! are u actually serious bout bein kicked outta madresa? :?

[The Ruler]

u no wat....i do lyk u guys' fantasies....but it is annoyin wen sum1s askin for lyk say sum help dat cudnt b posted in da cyber counsellin section cuz it doesnt need counsellin but jus sum advise....:)

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[nafy]

Salaamz

dogs freak me out...help....lol

w/salaamz

[The Ruler]

Salaamz

dogs freak me out...help....lol

w/salaamz

da easiest way is to avoid em innit :giggling: :)

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[nafy]

Salaamz

yeh sis...but if im just out 1 day minding my own business wen a big massive dog cums runnin towards me with a luk in its eyes as if its gonna swallow me whole....den u know....it aint ma fault lol ;D

helppppppppppppppppp!!

w/salaam ;)

[The Ruler]

Kung-fu is ma answer ;) :p

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[minaz]

dogs freak me out...help....lol

Move to South Korea, they eat them for lunch :D

[nafy]

Salaamz

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww serious?!?!?!?! :O

w/salaam

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Religion has no room here on our thread :p
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u hav put me off this thread, man why'd u hav to go say dat!!!! :offended:

[afriend2]

salaam,

dogs freak my out too!:) man Nafster you my twin! :wub:

and out of the brothers minaz and Muezzin who is the sanest? :?;D

wassalam

[Musaafirah]

salaam,

dogs freak my out too!:) man Nafster you my twin! :wub:

and out of the brothers minaz and Muezzin who is the sanest? :?;D

wassalam

that is the best question ever! are any of them sane? :giggling:

[Muezzin]

u no wat....i do lyk u guys' fantasies....but it is annoyin wen sum1s askin for lyk say sum help dat cudnt b posted in da cyber counsellin section cuz it doesnt need counsellin but jus sum advise....:)

:w:

Aye. But still, cyber counselling is better for that since they actually care about your problems. :)

salaam,

dogs freak my out too! man Nafster you my twin!

and out of the brothers minaz and Muezzin who is the sanest?

That's like saying, out of Saddam and Hitler, who's the nicest?

[afriend2]

salaam,

lol was wondering it when i read bro mizan's post about south korea! ;D lol

they seem like proper brothers though innit! :)

wassalam

[Musaafirah]

yeah...yo minaz and muezzin..are u guys real bros or soul bros?
jus wonderin :?

[afriend2]

That's like saying, out of Saddam and Hitler, who's the nicest?

salaam,

ok i get the point!!! :happy: :okay:

so youre both mental :giggling: lol

wassalam

[Muezzin]

yeah...yo minaz and muezzin..are u guys real bros or soul bros?
jus wonderin :?

We're bro's in Islam, but we both love 'soul food'. Maryland is the rockingest chicken outlet in Leicester. Boo-yah!

[Maimunah]

ma teacher's say they'll me kick me out of college soon cz of ma attendence:(
wats ur advice???

[Muezzin]

ma teacher's say they'll me kick me out of college soon cz of ma attendence:(
wats ur advice???

Tell your parents the full situation, see the head teachers with your parents and attend all your classes without fail.

And if that doesn't work, eat some crackers and cheese.

[Musaafirah]

We're bro's in Islam, but we both love 'soul food'. Maryland is the rockingest chicken outlet in Leicester. Boo-yah!

[MOUSE]LOL![/MOUSE] soul food? HAHAHA..
dayam..hav gone off topic..wat wud u advise me to do seein as i cant motivate myself to start my assignment or poster! :grumbling and dont tell me to hav crackers and cheese.. :rollseyes

[The Ruler]

Aye. But still, cyber counselling is better for that since they actually care about your problems. :)

:p :p :p :p

dnt c da point of dis thread den :p ;)

[Muezzin]

[MOUSE]LOL![/MOUSE] soul food? HAHAHA..
dayam..hav gone off topic..wat wud u advise me to do seein as i cant motivate myself to start my assignment or poster! :grumbling and dont tell me to hav crackers and cheese.. :rollseyes

There's a deadline, right?

Close your eyes.

Picture your teacher.

He/she is angry.

He/she has a vicious dog that's just rearing to bite you.

He/she is saying 'Why didn't you do your work!'

You look at the calendar. It is the date of the deadline.

You look at your desk. Your work is absent.

Open your eyes.

Now imagine the deadline is tomorrow.

Chop chop!

[Musaafirah]

There's a deadline, right?

Close your eyes.

Picture your teacher.

He/she is angry.

He/she has a vicious dog that's just rearing to bite you.

He/she is saying 'Why didn't you do your work!'

You look at the calendar. It is the date of the deadline.

You look at your desk. Your work is absent.

Open your eyes.

Now imagine the deadline is tomorrow.

Chop chop!

the deadline for a poster is on thursday and its a group collaberation..but i've been allocated to work with 3 guys and they dont seem bothered..should i?!
and wat ami supposed to chop exactly..i chopped my finger last week..:?

[Muezzin]

the deadline for a poster is on thursday and its a group collaberation..but i've been allocated to work with 3 guys and they dont seem bothered..should i?!

Yes. Did you not see the dog in your meditation-dream? It had rabies!

and wat ami supposed to chop exactly..i chopped my finger last week..:?

It's not literal, it's just a saying, you know like 'break a leg', 'get cracking' and 'get the hell out of my house'.

[Musaafirah]

Yes. Did you not see the dog in your meditation-dream? It had rabies!


It's not literal, it's just a saying, you know like 'break a leg', 'get cracking' and 'get the hell out of my house'.

well..wen i say get the hell outta my house..i would mean it..if i said it..
and yes i know ur not bein literal..i jus felt like being weird..as usual :?

[nafy]

Salaamz

how do i get rid of ma bad mood? :(

take care
w/salaamz

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

how do i get rid of ma bad mood? :(

take care
w/salaamz

Beat someone up.

Or better yet, do some vigorous exercise.

[nafy]

Beat someone up.

Or better yet, do some vigorous exercise.

sooooo..........ummmmmmm..........can i beat u up??? :giggling:

[Muezzin]

sooooo..........ummmmmmm..........can i beat u up??? :giggling:

Take a ticket.

Now serving number... 4.

[Nawal89]

I need to know how to tell a person very nicely that they look ugly. yesss i really need to know how. They have the most horrible fashion sense in the world.

[nafy]

Salaamz

lol bro was jus jokin! ;D cant go beatin up my agony aunt lol ;D

take care
w/salaamz

[Muezzin]

I need to know how to tell a person very nicely that they look ugly. yesss i really need to know how. They have the most horrible fashion sense in the world.

Tell them 'you have horrible dress sense. And furthermore you smell like my socks. And I ain't washed them in TIME, yo.'

Honesty is the best policy.

But remember the song:

'Killing me softly..
er... dum dum der
dum dum dum der de dum
Killing me softly with this song
Killing me softly
With this song'

Or something.

[The Ruler]

But remember the song:

'Killing me softly..
er... dum dum der
dum dum dum der de dum
Killing me softly with this song
Killing me softly
With this song'

Or something.

is it a real song :? :?

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[Muezzin]

is it a real song :? :?

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Yes.

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[The Ruler]

How do i keep ppl out of ma room widout a fyt....n dat includes ma parents too....n dont suggest a 'DO NOT ENTER' sign hung on da door....cuz das dun n dusted :rollseyes

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[Nawal89]

^In my house there is no way to keep people out of my room without a big bunch of screaming and scratching..
Just keep the door locked ;) lol

[The Ruler]

Just keep the door locked ;) lol

vnt got 1 :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\

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[minaz]

Install one of these

ANd whatever pin you choose, for heaven's sake don't pick "786".
It's like the pin to 90% of all muslim possesions!

[The Ruler]

if i did get one of em, 786 is a number i WONT use at all < cuz in english it has no meanin :rollseyes :)

n i need money to buy dat....wer do i get dat :?

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[minaz]

n i need money to buy dat....wer do i get dat

Get a job

[The Ruler]

Get a job

am below 16 :-\ :-\ :-\

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[Nawal89]

someone's' taking this thread too seriously......:rollseyes

[The Ruler]

someone's' taking this thread too seriously......:rollseyes

nope...but ders a stupid reason y am doin dis....n i wudnt wanna say it ;) :p

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[minaz]

am below 16

No problem- become a papergirl :D

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[The Ruler]

wat v u been doin?!?....searchin google images eh :?....lol ;D ;D ;D

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:sister: tAg

[minaz]

Don't hate the player- hate the game

[The Ruler]

Don't hate the player- hate the game

:? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?

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[Anonymous.92]

I have a problem... I don't like my bus driver... treats me badly because of my covering... Looks at me like I'm packing heavy artillery... like I'm going to blow up the bus or something...

[Muezzin]

I have a problem... I don't like my bus driver... treats me badly because of my covering... Looks at me like I'm packing heavy artillery... like I'm going to blow up the bus or something...

Just get in the bus and say 'DRIVE DRIVE'

[Anonymous.92]

Drive Drive?

[Muezzin]

Do you not understand one of those words? ;)

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Why does Muezzin like saying 'Next!' so much.... :?

[Muezzin]

I'm Asian. It's in my genes. All I need is a little bell that rings when you open the door.

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[afriend2]

salaam,

asians do that:?

also at my school i want to run for senior prefect:) ...and inshAllah i'll be doing this interview after the hols.....:hiding:

any tips on how to handle the situation:happy: ...and nice comments on how to make them think im perfect for the job? :okay:

wassalam

[nafy]

Salaamz

how do i stop myself frm turnin insane lyk brothers muezzin and minaz? ;) ;D

take care
w/salaam :)

[afriend2]

salaam,

lol Nafster!! ^^^ ;D theyve had years of practice innit! :)

wassalam

[The Ruler]

Salaamz

how do i stop myself frm turnin insane lyk brothers muezzin and minaz? ;) ;D

take care
w/salaam :)

simple.....avoid dis thread.....n steer clear of em ;)

:p

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:sister: tAg

[Muezzin]

salaam,

asians do that:?

also at my school i want to run for senior prefect:) ...and inshAllah i'll be doing this interview after the hols.....:hiding:

Mashaallah. Congratulations!

any tips on how to handle the situation:happy: ...and nice comments on how to make them think im perfect for the job? :okay:

wassalam

Study prefects' duties, see how you can apply them and come up with a convincing 'sales pitch'. The usual. Work hard, kick some ass, save the world.

Salaamz

how do i stop myself frm turnin insane lyk brothers muezzin and minaz?

take care
w/salaam

You think we're insane? I'm flattered. I feel like a super-villain.

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[nafy]

You think we're insane? I'm flattered. I feel like a super-villain.

LOL! hahahahha ;D

u r truly mad!!! in a gud way ;) lol

[The Ruler]

how often do u fink sum1 shud revise for gcse mocks :heated:

:w:

[Muezzin]

how often do u fink sum1 shud revise for gcse mocks :heated:

:w:

Every day. Seriously. Even though they're just mocks.

Treat them as if they're real exams - your teachers will be.

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I'll say it coz Bro Muezzin didnt...

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[The Ruler]

Every day. Seriously. Even though they're just mocks.

Treat them as if they're real exams - your teachers will be.

tnx :) :)....now das wat i cal a sensible person :) :)....not an insane 1...LOL :giggling:

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:sister: tAg

[The Ruler]

I'll say it coz Bro Muezzin didnt...

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he proly didnt cuz he knew dat i dnt stop questionin or commentin once i start...:rollseyes ;D

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[afriend]

what do i do to maximise my working at home?

[Muezzin]

what do i do to maximise my working at home?

Work more at school.

I'm not joking. All you have to do is recapture that school-mentality. Timetables and plans also help a great deal for a lot of people. If you're like me, setting and achieving clear goals works better - as in 'today, I'll answer a question on this area'.

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[afriend]

Cool!

Jazakallah bro....good, SERIOUS advice....

[The Ruler]

is der anyfin dat can help me wid da shakespearan language :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\

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[aamirsaab]

:sl:
A shakespearean dictionary?

[The Ruler]

:sl:
A shakespearean dictionary?

tnx....altho i dnt fink der is any :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\

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:giggling:

[Sister_6038]

tnx....altho i dnt fink der is any :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\

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sis i do eng lit, shakespeare is not that hard?!!?

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Yer it is. Jst bout gt thru it in GCSE n got a B - d guy iz mashed :rollseyes

[Sister_6038]

Yer it is. Jst bout gt thru it in GCSE n got a B - d guy iz mashed :rollseyes

hes good :D:D:D:D

[ummAbdillah]

i hate P.E. :grumbling
I have got double P.E. on thursday and i don't
wana do it :(
help :)

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MASHED - i mean cnt he speak english? Wts wid all d mumbo jumbo newayz?! :rollseyes

[Sister_6038]

MASHED - i mean cnt he speak english? Wts wid all d mumbo jumbo newayz?! :rollseyes

its ye olde english :D:D

[Muezzin]

is der anyfin dat can help me wid da shakespearan language :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\

:w:

Well, it's English, and you seem to be able to speak that fairly well. :p

In all seriousness, ask your teacher.

MASHED - i mean cnt he speak english? Wts wid all d mumbo jumbo newayz?!

Come back after you've read and/or seen a performance of Macbeth. Legendary.

i hate P.E.
I have got double P.E. on thursday and i don't
wana do it
help

Make up an excuse. Or better yet, break your own leg. That's like, two months off right there!

[Sister_6038]

i hate P.E. :grumbling
I have got double P.E. on thursday and i don't
wana do it :(
help :)

act sis act lolol so glad i finished high school :D:D

[Sister_6038]

Come back after you've read and/or seen a performance of Macbeth. Legendary.

:D agree i love most of his peeps :D

[ummAbdillah]

act sis act lolol so glad i finished high school

lucky you - am about to finish ;D
lol

Make up an excuse. Or better yet, break your own leg. That's like, two months off right there!

that will hurt dude !!!!
:lol:

[Muezzin]

that will hurt dude !!!!
:Lol:

No pain no gain :p

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[Sister_6038]

lucky you - am about to finish ;D
lol

that will hurt dude !!!!
:lol:

sis i loved pe tho....well basketball reli :D:D good thing thats all we ever did

[Sister_6038]

No pain no gain :p

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crazy?!!?

[Muezzin]

crazy?!!?

Sure, when I say it, it's crazy. When your gym teacher says it, it's inspiring. :p

[ummAbdillah]

me again (Imfortunately) ;D
i chose french and im findin it so hard
any help?

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Come back after you've read and/or seen a performance of Macbeth. Legendary.

I've seen and studied Macbeth and ova playz. It stil a whole load of mumbo jumbo :rollseyes

[Sister_6038]

keep wit it sis....dnt give up??!?! french is good and very useful

[Sister_6038]

I've seen and studied Macbeth and ova playz. It stil a whole load of mumbo jumbo :rollseyes

its a classic sis?!!

[Sister_6038]

Sure, when I say it, it's crazy. When your gym teacher says it, it's inspiring. :p

:giggling: :giggling:

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its a classic sis?!!

So is Titanic :rollseyes Doesn't mean its good :p

[ummAbdillah]

french sucks
lol

[Sister_6038]

So is Titanic :rollseyes Doesn't mean its good :p

titanic bleurgh...lame

[Sister_6038]

french sucks
lol

its is ok?!?! lol just keep with it

[ummAbdillah]

i will to late to drop it
fanx for da help sis
bro muezzin *hint*hint*

only kiddin ;D

[Muezzin]

me again (Imfortunately) ;D
i chose french and im findin it so hard
any help?

Firstly, ask the teacher for some extra help.

If that's not enough, consider private tutoring.

That's a general rule for most subjects. Heck, I needed a tutor, after-school revision lessons and a boatload of questions to friends for GCSE Science and even then I only scraped through.

So is Titanic Doesn't mean its good

Nah, I think James Cameron's true classic/masterpiece is either 'Terminator 2' or 'The Abyss'.

And neither of them have the most annoying song in history on their soundtracks.

'Neeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Where-EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER youuuuu arrrrrrrrre'

Dear Lord, Miss Dion, will you please shut up?

[Sister_6038]

Nah, I think James Cameron's true classic/masterpiece is either 'Terminator 2' or 'The Abyss'.

And neither of them have the most annoying song in history on their soundtracks.

'Neeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Where-EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER youuuuu arrrrrrrrre'

Dear Lord, Miss Dion, will you please shut up?

you know the words to her song...hmmm interesting brother

[Muezzin]

you know the words to her song...hmmm interesting brother

They won't get out of my head!

Hmm, maybe she should recite some Quran - it'll probably help everyone to memorise it.

[Sister_6038]

They won't get out of my head!

Hmm, maybe she should recite some Quran - it'll probably help everyone to memorise it.

good idea....:D

[minaz]

Hmm, maybe she should recite some Quran - it'll probably help everyone to memorise it.

Thing is only wierd people like you listen to Celine Dion, then again her reciting surah Bukrah might knock some sense into ya :p

[Sister_6038]

[QUOTE=Muezzin;105068]:sl:

Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

And I do sit ups.

We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

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my friend believes i fail to comprehend the idea of getting anywhere on time...and that i have to be everywhere at least half an hour minimum early thats not a bad thing now is it?

[minaz]

my friend believes i fail to comprehend the idea of getting anywhere on time...and that i have to be everywhere at least half an hour minimum early thats not a bad thing now is it?

Jeez goin to the toilet must be a joy!

[Sister_6038]

Jeez goin to the toilet must be a joy!

i didnt mean it that way :D:D

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

:sl:
i have a 5% warning for going off-topic:'(
:w:

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Awwwww bless sis :sister:

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

:sl:
i have a 5% warning for going off-topic:'(
:w:

Mashallah.

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:sl:

Mashallah.

Rofl :giggling:

[Sister_6038]

why mashallah? (scratches her hijab) lolol

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
can i ask why getting a warning seems to be a good thing to some of the members?
wasalam

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

:sl:
lol because he's just a funny bro. I don't think they're going to take it off:(.
:w:

[Muezzin]

salam
can i ask why getting a warning seems to be a good thing to some of the members?
wasalam

Aamirsaab was being sarcastic. ;)

lol because he's just a funny bro. I don't think they're going to take it off

Just don't go off topic anymore. Eventually the warn meter will go down.

[gladTidings]

Just don't go off topic anymore. Eventually the warn meter will go down.

Is that advice coming from experience?

[Muezzin]

Is that advice coming from experience?

One would think so, wouldn't one? :p

It's in the FAQ too.

That kind of almost rhymed a bit.

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[The Ruler]

one of ma m8s annoy me tooo much...wat do i do :( :( :(

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[nafy]

salaamz

y is lyf sooooooo hard? :(

w/salaam

[Sister_6038]

its a test its test....:D:D:D

[afriend2]

Mashaallah. Congratulations!


Study prefects' duties, see how you can apply them and come up with a convincing 'sales pitch'. The usual. Work hard, kick some ass, save the world.

salaam,

bro jazakAllah, but theres no need for the mubaraks because i havent done anything yet! :X :giggling:

but yeah inshAllah a muslimah in authority might be good lol :happy: :okay:

save the world :? lol inshAllah...;D

wassalam

[Muezzin]

one of ma m8s annoy me tooo much...wat do i do :( :( :(

:w:

Knock her out.

Or talk it out.

salaamz

y is lyf sooooooo hard?

w/salaam

Why do beans make you fart? It's just the way it is.

[Sister_6038]

Knock her out.

Or talk it out.


Why do beans make you fart? It's just the way it is.

hmmm beans beans are good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart the more you...ok no more end of

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Why don't parents understand you?

[Sahabiyaat]

:) because you dont understand them

[Bittersteel]

y is lyf sooooooo hard?

what's so cool about txt spk?can't you write in good english?

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Please tell us why some members of this forum are harsh to their bretherin.
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[Muezzin]

Why don't parents understand you?

Muslimahimprovin speaks the truth.

Please tell us why some members of this forum are harsh to their bretherin.

They're just misunderstood by their brethren.

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Haha, poor Muezzin... very poor reply *tuts*.
Joking... but seriously, some members should learn not to be rude, at least find an excuse first!:offended:
And do you think it's ok for me to go to the local masjid and grab the first brother I see and forcibly arrange a marriage.... or is that unwise?
:w:

[Muezzin]

Haha, poor Muezzin... very poor reply *tuts*.
Joking... but seriously, some members should learn not to be rude, at least find an excuse first!:offended:
And do you think it's ok for me to go to the local masjid and grab the first brother I see and forcibly arrange a marriage.... or is that unwise?
:w:

What happened to that guy who proposed to you in broad daylight? :p

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

What happened to that guy who proposed to you in broad daylight? :p

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Oh, he didn't have a beard.:okay:

[nafy]

what's so cool about txt spk?can't you write in good english?

sorry :( :offended:

[Sister_6038]

What happened to that guy who proposed to you in broad daylight? :p

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lolol sister.....great?!?!

[Brother_Mujahid]

http://www.wimp.com/triggerhappy/

hillarious stuff ^^^ check it out

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

lolol sister.....great?!?!

Lol no sis, not great. The guy was deranged. It can't be that normal to love someone u dont even know that much!:heated:

[Muezzin]

Lol no sis, not great. The guy was deranged. It can't be that normal to love someone u dont even know that much!:heated:

'True love transcends all bounds' etc and assorted BS :p

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[MinAhlilHadeeth]

so what muezzin... was your advice to marry the weirdo?

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
how come minaz doesnt participate in this thread as much as you?
wasalam

[Muezzin]

so what muezzin... was your advice to marry the weirdo?

Not at all. I just thought I'd poke fun at the idea of 'true love transcending all bounds'. Marry who you wish.

salam
how come minaz doesnt participate in this thread as much as you?
wasalam

He's a busy man.

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[Sis786]

Ok me back with my questions,

1. Why are Donkeys abused in the 20th Centuary
2. Am i normal as i adopt donkeys
3. What do you think of donkeys
4. AND have you visited my page if no why and if yes wheres my shout!

[Hijaabi22]

Ok me back with my questions,

1. Why are Donkeys abused in the 20th Centuary
2. Am i normal as i adopt donkeys
3. What do you think of donkeys
4. AND have you visited my page if no why and if yes wheres my shout!

NO 1-DONKEYS SUK SIMPLE AS END OF

NO 2- U WEIIIIIRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD WHETHER U ADAPT DONKEYS OR NOT

NO 3- DONKEYS SUK

NO4- UR PAGE DUMB

[Sis786]

NO 1-DONKEYS SUK SIMPLE AS END OF

NO 2- U WEIIIIIRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD WHETHER U ADAPT DONKEYS OR NOT

NO 3- DONKEYS SUK

NO4- UR PAGE DUMB

Who asked the brainless northerner for her unwanted comments!:X ;D :okay: and i know you love donkeys! i mean you thier "khala" lol :giggling: :giggling:

[Hijaabi22]

Who asked the brainless northerner for her unwanted comments!:X ;D :okay: and i know you love donkeys! i mean you thier "khala" lol :giggling: :giggling:

U F**** ***** ****

U DA DONKEY AROUND DIS PLACE KOTHI

[Muezzin]

Ok me back with my questions,

1. Why are Donkeys abused in the 20th Centuary

All the cool guys are abused. It's called Feminism.

2. Am i normal as i adopt donkeys

Yep.

3. What do you think of donkeys

They're awesome.

4. AND have you visited my page if no why and if yes wheres my shout!

Nope.

NO 1-DONKEYS SUK SIMPLE AS END OF

Surely you mean 'suck'?

NO 2- U WEIIIIIRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD WHETHER U ADAPT DONKEYS OR NOT

Oh this must be one of those 'feuds'. Please keep them off this thread :)

NO 3- DONKEYS SUK

'Suck'?

NO4- UR PAGE DUMB

'Your page is dumb' is slightly clearer.

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[Sis786]

Wow bro im shocked you think Donkeys are "Awesome" WOW i think we might just get on!

Ta!

[Muezzin]

Anyone who thinks donkeys suck obviously hasn't seen a Shrek movie in their life.

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[Sis786]

Anyone who thinks donkeys suck obviously hasn't seen a Shrek movie in their life.

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Totally agree!..well said!

[Muslim Knight]

How about this?

[Muslim Knight]

OK. Sorry. It didn't work out. Can't get my donkey image uploaded.

[Sis786]

OK. Sorry. It didn't work out. Can't get my donkey image uploaded.

Aww bro try again i wann see it!!

[Muslim Knight]

Let me just post a link.

On second thoughts, maybe not.

[Sis786]

Bro there is no donkey save the pic Bro and then go to this site http://img385.imageshack.us/ and browse through your documents and upload.

The send me the link you get right at the bottom "Direct Link to Image"

[Ghazi]

[Muslim Knight]

My picture of donkey has also me in it. Is it okay? Is it safe? I just thought one of you here might decide to fall in love or something. I'm concerned...

[Muslim Knight]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/7...age00246hb.jpg

Is this it?

[Sis786]

OH MY GOD THEY ARE GORGEOUS!! WOW MASHALLAH I LOVE THEM WOW.... Which one is you?

[Muslim Knight]

Err.. not in this pic. Obviously I would be the one snapping the picture.

[Muslim Knight]

Their hee-haw could be heard a mile away. Imagine the horror at night. Glad it was over now.

[Sis786]

Wow man you met them thats wicked..by the way you are aware MUEZZIN is gonna go mad!!

Anyway me met donkeys and i loved it!

[Sister_6038]

Anyone who thinks donkeys suck obviously hasn't seen a Shrek movie in their life.

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and a round of applause for brother muezzin :D:D

dooooonkeeey.....shrek is THE best animated film ever?!?!

[Sis786]

Islam- Truth

Oh My GOD BRO I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THAT THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH THAT MADE MY DAY!

[nafy]

salaamz

Y IS IT DAT MOM IS ALWAYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SHOUTIN AT ME!!! EVEN WEN I AINT DUN NUFIN!!!!! AM SO STRESSSEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

w/salaamz

[Hijaabi22]

Anyone who thinks donkeys suck obviously hasn't seen a Shrek movie in their life.

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well errrr if dat was aimed at me then YEAH I HAVE SEEN SHREK THE MOVIE

Wtf is it wid dis thread and donkeys anyways????

Havent u got better things 2 talk about?!!!!!

:rollseyes :rollseyes :rollseyes

[Muezzin]

salaamz

Y IS IT DAT MOM IS ALWAYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SHOUTIN AT ME!!! EVEN WEN I AINT DUN NUFIN!!!!! AM SO STRESSSEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Have you tried talking about it with her, in a very calm, civilised manner?

well errrr if dat was aimed at me then YEAH I HAVE SEEM SHREK THE MOVIE

You mean you've 'seen' it. And it wasn't directed at you.

Wtf is it wid dis thread and donkeys anyways????

Damned if I know.

Havent u got better things 2 talk about?!!!!!

:rollseyes :rollseyes :rollseyes

Aren't you a little ray of sunshine today? :p

But seriously, though donkeys rock, I think that's quite enough - anymore and the posts will be deleted by a friendly neighbourhood moderator :)

[Sister_6038]

language please.....

[Muezzin]

language please.....

English, thank you. ;)

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[nafy]

Have you tried talking about it with her, in a very calm, civilised manner?

y is it dat every1 blamez me?! :(

feels lyk she dont luv me...n it hurts bro :'(

[Sister_6038]

English, thank you. ;)

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hmmmpft bro

[Muezzin]

y is it dat every1 blamez me?! :(

I apologise if it looked that way. I wasn't blaming you.

feels lyk she dont luv me...n it hurts bro :'(

Have you tried talking to your father about it then? Maybe he'll be easier to talk to, and presumably because he's in close contact with your mother, he'll be able to give you an idea of what the problem is, if in fact there is a problem.

And as always, make dua. :)

[nafy]

Salaamz

bro its alot more complicated den dat.... :(

n e wayz.....sorry 4 mekin dis thread go serious...wen it aint spose 2 be....

thnx bro

take care
w/salaam

[Muezzin]

Hey, you're a regular, so you get more leeway and some nifty gift items like those flashing badges in Minaz's shop!

But seriously, you have to talk to someone - bottling it up will only harm you. If you need help on this forum, maybe someone in Cyber Counselling will be able to provide it? :)

[nafy]

Salaamz

jazakAllah 4 making me smile bro

its ok tho.....i'll be alryt inshAllah

thnx tho...means alot

take care
w/salaam

[The Ruler]

ma frend tried ta argue wid all da new frends i got in skool...(cuz am new ere)....she is jus sooo annoyin....dunno wat to do...shell get in an argument, wudnt b able ta stand up 4 erself :grumbling n sumtyms arguin wid ppl dat r my frend....felt lyk punchin er, but i cant cuz shes sposed ta b ma frend :rant: :grumbling

wht do i do :? :-\ :-\ :-\

:w:
:sister: tAg

[Muezzin]

ma frend tried ta argue wid all da new frends i got in skool...(cuz am new ere)....she is jus sooo annoyin....dunno wat to do...shell get in an argument, wudnt b able ta stand up 4 erself :grumbling n sumtyms arguin wid ppl dat r my frend....felt lyk punchin er, but i cant cuz shes sposed ta b ma frend :rant: :grumbling

wht do i do :? :-\ :-\ :-\

:w:
:sister: tAg

Tell her if she doesn't stop being a butthead, you'll send her a tape full of 'Stars in Their Eyes' reruns.

That would shut me up.

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[The Ruler]

Tell her if she doesn't stop being a butthead, you'll send her a tape full of 'Stars in Their Eyes' reruns.

That would shut me up.

but was dat :?....i dunno maself :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\

:w:

[Sister_6038]

ma frend tried ta argue wid all da new frends i got in skool...(cuz am new ere)....she is jus sooo annoyin....dunno wat to do...shell get in an argument, wudnt b able ta stand up 4 erself :grumbling n sumtyms arguin wid ppl dat r my frend....felt lyk punchin er, but i cant cuz shes sposed ta b ma frend :rant: :grumbling

wht do i do :? :-\ :-\ :-\

:w:
:sister: tAg

sis why dont you take her to aside and talk her and dont beat around the bush....but dont be too harsh....because maybe she doesnt realise just exactly the seriousness of what she is doing....and hopefully inshaAllah she will take heed of what you say to her and she will calm down

[minaz]

how come minaz doesnt participate in this thread as much as you?

To little time, and so much Fitnah to get through,
but for tonight i'm all yours LI ;)

[Hijaabi22]

CAN SUM1 TELL ME WAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT

I CANT BE ASKED TO GO READ THE FIRST PAGE :rollseyes :rollseyes

[nafy]

Salaamz

basically sis....if u got a problem jus ask bro muezzin and minaz....n they will no doubt come up wid a weird n wonderful solution 2 it lol ;D

aye bros i need help....i jus had ma first drivin lesson kinda thing wid my big sis....n she now sez dat dat was my first and last 1 wid her....cus shes too scared 2 give me n e more lol....so i clearly havent made a gud first impression.....n dads worse den ma sis...if he shows me....hes gonna shout at me propa if i get it rong!! wat do i do????

take care
w/salaamz :)

[Muezzin]

Get driving lessons with the RAC or something.

Or, do your lessons in Leicester because with my mad Paki networking skills (tm), I may or may not be able to get you some cheap lessons with the father of someone I know.

...But that's a last resort. Try one of the driving schools and shop around for the best deal.

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[Hijaabi22]

ok i have a problem

i have 4 assignments 2 do

1 4 tues, 2 4 wed, and 1 for fri

but because im soooooooooooooooo lazy

dis is my daily routine: get up at 2, watch telly for few hours, go2sleep again, wake up 2 eat, then watch telly again, then bedtym again....... sOOOOOOOOOo i never get tym 2 do my work

which means i may end up gettin kiked of the course

WAT SHALL I DO BOYS????

[Muezzin]

ok i have a problem

i have 4 assignments 2 do

1 4 tues, 2 4 wed, and 1 for fri

but because im soooooooooooooooo lazy

dis is my daily routine: get up at 2, watch telly for few hours, go2sleep again, wake up 2 eat, then watch telly again, then bedtym again....... sOOOOOOOOOo i never get tym 2 do my work

which means i may end up gettin kiked of the course

WAT SHALL I DO BOYS????

1) Don't watch telly. Do your Tuesday assignment.

2) Don't go to sleep again. Continue your Tuesday assignment.

3) Eat. And do your assignment at the same time if possible.

4) Don't watch telly again. Do your Tuesday assignment.

Go to bed earlier and get up at about eight. Continue the four steps above throughout the week until your assignments are complete.

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[Sister_6038]

1) Don't watch telly. Do your Tuesday assignment.

2) Don't go to sleep again. Continue your Tuesday assignment.

3) Eat. And do your assignment at the same time if possible.

4) Don't watch telly again. Do your Tuesday assignment.

Go to bed earlier and get up at about eight. Continue the four steps above throughout the week until your assignments are complete.

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gosh you would make such a good councillor.....hmmmpft

[Muezzin]

gosh you would make such a good councillor.....hmmmpft

You mean 'counsellor'. Councillors are politicians. I cannae stand politicians. :p

[Sister_6038]

You mean 'counsellor'. Councillors are politicians. I cannae stand politicians. :p

ooops pardon my mispelling must have got lost in the tumble of IRONY

[Muezzin]

ooops pardon my mispelling must have got lost in the tumble of IRONY

Yeah, my mum keeps telling me to do my own irony.

Ironing.

Whatever.

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[Sister_6038]

Yeah, my mum keeps telling me to do my own irony.

Ironing.

Whatever.

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irony and ironing two different things...hmmpft now i kno you wouldnt be a very counsellor good bro....im disappointed

[Muezzin]

irony and ironing two different things...hmmpft now i kno you wouldnt be a very counsellor good bro....im disappointed

Join the queue.

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[Sister_6038]

Join the queue.

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haha its not a supermarket....erm fine well i will go....
wsalaam

[Hijaabi22]

1) Don't watch telly. Do your Tuesday assignment.

2) Don't go to sleep again. Continue your Tuesday assignment.

3) Eat. And do your assignment at the same time if possible.

4) Don't watch telly again. Do your Tuesday assignment.

Go to bed earlier and get up at about eight. Continue the four steps above throughout the week until your assignments are complete.

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1- if i dont watch telly then i cant survive

2- I cant help but fall asleep

3- It takes me ages to finish eatin after which i like to have a nap

4- I ned to watch telly

AND I CANT SLEEP B4 2AM

HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

I WAS HOPIN THE ANSWER 2 MY PROBLEMS WUD BE 'CHILL OUT SOLDIERESS, MUEZZIN AND MINAZ ARE HERE 4 U, WE SHALL DOOOO ALL YA ASIGNMNTS 4 U BY 2MORO'................ WISHFUL THINKIN EH

[Muezzin]

1- if i dont watch telly then i cant survive

My butt. Neighbours isn't that good.

2- I cant help but fall asleep

Then sleep.

3- It takes me ages to finish eatin after which i like to have a nap

Geez lady, you sleep so much that I wonder when you've got time for class!

4- I ned to watch telly

No, you need to get your assignments done otherwise you'll get kicked out.

AND I CANT SLEEP B4 2AM

Huh?

HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

I WAS HOPIN THE ANSWER 2 MY PROBLEMS WUD BE 'CHILL OUT SOLDIERESS, MUEZZIN AND MINAZ ARE HERE 4 U, WE SHALL DOOOO ALL YA ASIGNMNTS 4 U BY 2MORO'................ WISHFUL THINKIN EH

Send us your credit card details and we'll see what we can do. :p

[Hijaabi22]

My butt. Neighbours isn't that good.


Then sleep.


Geez lady, you sleep so much that I wonder when you've got time for class!


No, you need to get your assignments done otherwise you'll get kicked out.


Huh?


Send us your credit card details and we'll see what we can do. :p

LOOOOOOOLLLL BRO U R JUS TOOOOOOOOO GUD!!!

NO1- How u knw i watch Neighbours?!!!

NO2-Thats the problem, i cant help but sleep so I sleep, wich is y i end up duin jak all all day sp wat use is it U advisin me to SLEEP THEN lol

NO3- I sleep sooooooooo much I end up missin 99% lectures which is why I havent a clue wat 2 do 4 dese DUMB assignmnts!!!!

NO4- Wats dat HUH all bout?!

NO5-Credit card details my butt!!!

Lol:okay: :okay: :okay: :okay: :okay: :okay: :okay:

[Muezzin]

LOOOOOOOLLLL BRO U R JUS TOOOOOOOOO GUD!!!

NO1- How u knw i watch Neighbours?!!!

I'm just that damn good.

NO2-Thats the problem, i cant help but sleep so I sleep, wich is y i end up duin jak all all day sp wat use is it U advisin me to SLEEP THEN lol

Sleep earlier then. Don't nap, just go to bed at say, ten p.m. It's really not that hard.

NO3- I sleep sooooooooo much I end up missin 99% lectures which is why I havent a clue wat 2 do 4 dese DUMB assignmnts!!!!

Go and see your lecturers in uni. It's what you're paying 'em tuition fees for.

NO4- Wats dat HUH all bout?!

Huh? :p

NO5-Credit card details my butt!!!

Dang. It works sometimes.

[Hijaabi22]

I'm just that damn good.


Sleep earlier then. Don't nap, just go to bed at say, ten p.m. It's really not that hard.


Go and see your lecturers in uni. It's what you're paying 'em tuition fees for.


Huh? :p


Dang. It works sometimes.

i dont pay tuition fees i cant sleep early and that creadit card crap dont work wid me

wat can u do 4 me muezzin

[Muezzin]

i dont pay tuition fees

Well, someone is paying something on your behalf. See the damn teachers! :p

i cant sleep early

Sure you can. All you have to do is close your eyes and count sheep.

and that creadit card crap dont work wid me

Don't remind me. :p

wat can u do 4 me muezzin

I can:

a) Take the mick.

Or

b) Try to give you some practical advice.

I chose b) this time. Under normal circumstances, I'd choose a), but I thought I'd be not-a-butthead.

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[Hijaabi22]

Well, someone is paying something on your behalf. See the damn teachers! :p


Sure you can. All you have to do is close your eyes and count sheep.


Don't remind me. :p


I can:

a) Take the mick.

Or

b) Try to give you some practical advice.

I chose b) this time. Under normal circumstances, I'd choose a), but I thought I'd be not-a-butthead.

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I THOUGHT U CUD SOLVE EVERY1Z PROBLEMS U BUTTHEAD!! U AINT SOLVED MINE

LOL MESSIN

THANKS 4 DA ADVICE

AINT WORKED THO

MAN IM SCREEEEEEEWWWWWEEEEEDDDDDDDD

[Muezzin]

I THOUGHT U CUD SOLVE EVERY1Z PROBLEMS U BUTTHEAD!! U AINT SOLVED MINE

LOL MESSIN

THANKS 4 DA ADVICE

AINT WORKED THO

MAN IM SCREEEEEEEWWWWWEEEEEDDDDDDDD

Whaddya mean 'AINT WORKED THO' - I only gave you the advice ten minutes ago! :p Try it out in the morning. And get ready for some serious butt-kissery for your teachers since I get the impression they might not actually like you very much. Alternatively, do the work with some friends.

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[Maimunah]

some1 wants to kno how to beat up bullies, so wats ur advice??/

[Hijaabi22]

Whaddya mean 'AINT WORKED THO' - I only gave you the advice ten minutes ago! :p Try it out in the morning. And get ready for some serious butt-kissery for your teachers since I get the impression they might not actually like you very much. Alternatively, do the work with some friends.

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im lazy i cant be botherd with anythin

NEXT!!!

CAN U CALL DIS THE MUEZZIN MINAZ AMND SOLDIERESS THRED???

DAT SOUNDS COOOOOOOLLLLL

ACTUALLY THE SOLDIERESSS, MUEZZIN AND MINAZ THREAD

SORTED?? GOOOOD

[Muezzin]

some1 wants to kno how to beat up bullies, so wats ur advice??/

Learn kara-teh. HWOOOO!

im lazy i cant be botherd with anythin

Okay, but you'll fail and get kicked out. Your words.

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CAN U CALL DIS THE MUEZZIN MINAZ AMND SOLDIERESS THRED???

DAT SOUNDS COOOOOOOLLLLL

ACTUALLY THE SOLDIERESSS, MUEZZIN AND MINAZ THREAD

SORTED?? GOOOOD

Nah.

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[Duhaa]

I'm assuming you live in Leicester from what I've read.

Sooo, d'you know any good shops there............


..................and I dont mean food shops ;). Joke.

No, seriously, what I mean is that is there a road equivalent to Wimslow Rd (in Manchester), in Leicester where you can shop. I've never been to Leicester so I wouldnt know. :) Jazakallah in advance.

[afriend2]

im lazy i cant be botherd with anythin

NEXT!!!

CAN U CALL DIS THE MUEZZIN MINAZ AMND SOLDIERESS THRED???

DAT SOUNDS COOOOOOOLLLLL

ACTUALLY THE SOLDIERESSS, MUEZZIN AND MINAZ THREAD

SORTED?? GOOOOD

salaam,

mashAllah youre a joker-ess! :sister: :)

and bro Muezzin...dont you feel slighly bothered that Minaz bro isnt pulling his weight around here? :?

wassalam

[------]

Why don't people understand you?! :heated:

[Muslim Knight]

I still can't understand what's this fuss all about. Yesterday it was donkey?

[afriend2]

I still can't understand what's this fuss all about. Yesterday it was donkey?

salaam,

lol that doesnt make any sense to me? :uhwhat donkey :?

wassalam

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

this weirdo in my bio class can't stop staring at me... his gaze follows me wherever I go. Sometimes he stands in front of me and just stares!!!!
The worst thing is... he's married recently!(he's Muslim) BUT HE'S STILL STARING AT ME!
He's older than me, so it's really freaking me out!!!!
What should I do???:'(
:w:

[------]

Agony Uncle Muezzin bro WHERE R YA?!

[Muslim Knight]

this weirdo in my bio class can't stop staring at me... his gaze follows me wherever I go. Sometimes he stands in front of me and just stares!!!!
The worst thing is... he's married recently!(he's Muslim) BUT HE'S STILL STARING AT ME!
He's older than me, so it's really freaking me out!!!!
What should I do???:'(
:w:

stare somewhere else... hehe!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

but i don't like guys staring at me... it makes me wonder what they're thinking.... there's a reason I wear jilbab:(.

[Hijaabi22]

Nah.

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why not man me a wikd counsellor

[minaz]

and bro Muezzin...dont you feel slighly bothered that Minaz bro isnt pulling his weight around here?

Sorry been out of the country for past few days

this weirdo in my bio class can't stop staring at me... his gaze follows me wherever I go. Sometimes he stands in front of me and just stares!!!!
The worst thing is... he's married recently!(he's Muslim) BUT HE'S STILL STARING AT ME!
He's older than me, so it's really freaking me out!!!!
What should I do???

To get your way with any man, you can only get him through his women. S go to his wife and tell her he's been eyeing you up, and that she should cut his chipatti supplies so he stops :D
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[afriend2]

Sorry been out of the country for past few days

salaam,

ah welcome back then bro! :happy: ......:embarrass :sorry:

wassalam

[nafy]

salaamz

brozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......helppppppppppp im colddddddd lol ;D

sorry man am bored ;D

take care
w/salaam

[Hijaabi22]

I WANNA MAKE MY OWN THREAD.... ONE WHERE I CAN BE THE ANSWER TO EVERY1Z PROBLEMS...I MEAN I KNOW U GUYS WONT BE ABLE 2 STAND THE COMPETITION BUT HEY I DID OFFER AND YOUR ANSWER WAS IF I RECALL CORRECTLY 'NAH!':rant: :rant: :rant: ...UR LOSS GUYS :okay: :okay: :okay:

HMMMMMMMMMM WAT SHALL I CALL IT???....THE SOLDIERESS THREAD....NAHHH..HMMMM SOLDIERESS: MISTRESS OF MIGHT, MAGIC AND POWER-THE ANSWER 2 ALL YA PROBLEMS....WAT U THINK GUYS?

ANY OTHER IDEAS BROS??:okay: :okay: :okay: :okay:

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

I WANNA MAKE MY OWN THREAD.... ONE WHERE I CAN BE THE ANSWER TO EVERY1Z PROBLEMS...I MEAN I KNOW U GUYS WONT BE ABLE 2 STAND THE COMPETITION BUT HEY I DID OFFER AND YOUR ANSWER WAS IF I RECALL CORRECTLY 'NAH!':rant: :rant: :rant: ...UR LOSS GUYS :okay: :okay: :okay:

HMMMMMMMMMM WAT SHALL I CALL IT???....THE SOLDIERESS THREAD....NAHHH..HMMMM SOLDIERESS: MISTRESS OF MIGHT, MAGIC AND POWER-THE ANSWER 2 ALL YA PROBLEMS....WAT U THINK GUYS?

ANY OTHER IDEAS BROS??:okay: :okay: :okay: :okay:

As a blood relative of one of the masters, I can safely say: shut the hell up..... :p
Nah, you can have yo' page, just don't rip the name off. What's the matter, can't come up with something original? Jeez, if you gonna compete, do it proper like, init! fo shizzle. HELL YEAH! can I get a whoop whoop?!

(Man, i knew i ate too many cola bottles. Dang that sugary goodness)

[nafy]

Whoop Whoop!! ;D

[------]

Rofl :giggling:

[minaz]

(Man, i knew i ate too many cola bottles. Dang that sugary goodness)

Gelatine on brother :D

[Hijaabi22]

:sl:

As a blood relative of one of the masters, I can safely say: shut the hell up..... :p
Nah, you can have yo' page, just don't rip the name off. What's the matter, can't come up with something original? Jeez, if you gonna compete, do it proper like, init! fo shizzle. HELL YEAH! can I get a whoop whoop?!

(Man, i knew i ate too many cola bottles. Dang that sugary goodness)

WHOOOAAAAAAAAA BRO U REALLY DNT KNOW HU YA MESSIN WID DO YA!!!

HU U THINK U R TELLIN ME 2 'SHUT THE HELL UP' EH EH EH

AS 4 DA NAME, U DUMBO, SOLDIERESS IS ORIGINAL, UNIQUE, ONE OF A KIND.....

SO I CAN SAFELY SAY.....SHUT THE HELL UP!!!:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:


;D :okay: :okay: :okay: :okay: :okay:

[------]

Sis.... Calm down okay :okay:

[Hijaabi22]

Whoop Whoop!! ;D

hus side u on eh

bloody.... :rant: :rant: :rant:

[Hijaabi22]

Sis.... Calm down okay :okay:

IM MESSIN MAN!

[minaz]

^ Get off mine & Muezzin's thread please
CHAVERESS

[Hijaabi22]

^ Get off mine & Muezzin's thread please
CHAVERESS

errrrrr EXCUSE ME????

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

Whoop Whoop!! ;D

Jazakallah kheir.

Gelatine on brother

It's already hooked to my veins. I don't bleed blood, i bleed jelly. Love me, hate me, eat me. Actually, don't do that last part.

WHOOOAAAAAAAAA BRO U REALLY DNT KNOW HU YA MESSIN WID DO YA!!!

No I don't, but I don't really care.

HU U THINK U R TELLIN ME 2 'SHUT THE HELL UP' EH EH EH

A blood relative of one of the masters. I thought I mentioned this earlier.

AS 4 DA NAME, U DUMBO,

People generally compliment me when they see me walking down the streets - i'm known as The halal samaritan. It's heartbreaking knowing that i'll never get that sort of attention from you. I'll be crying tonight. I hope you're happy now.

SOLDIERESS IS ORIGINAL, UNIQUE, ONE OF A KIND.....

You spelt your own name wrong. Oh the material. Minaz and/or Muezzin, permission to perform a forum fatality on her? comeon, it'd be so easy.

SO I CAN SAFELY SAY.....SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

You can say what ya like lady.

hus side u on eh

Mine

^ Get off mine & Muezzin's thread please
CHAVERESS

Replace the 'eress' with queen and i'm in full agreement ;).

[Sis786]

Hmm Solidress has one of the care workers left the door open again.... Sorry to the rest of the guys we are now applying the "jacket" to Solidress

[Hijaabi22]

wat the hell is dis PIK ON NAILA WEEK F***** DONT MESS WID ME RYT NOW I REALLY AM NOT IN THE BLOODY MOODDDDD!!!

[aamirsaab]

:sl:
I mean no hostility by any of the comments i've made on this thread. It's all part of sittin' back and having a laugh. Although, to be fair you did get a lot of flack just now so i'll stop.

[Hijaabi22]

:sl:

Jazakallah kheir.


It's already hooked to my veins. I don't bleed blood, i bleed jelly. Love me, hate me, eat me. Actually, don't do that last part.


No I don't, but I don't really care.


A blood relative of one of the masters. I thought I mentioned this earlier.


People generally compliment me when they see me walking down the streets - i'm known as The halal samaritan. It's heartbreaking knowing that i'll never get that sort of attention from you. I'll be crying tonight. I hope you're happy now.


You spelt your own name wrong. Oh the material. Minaz and/or Muezzin, permission to perform a forum fatality on her? comeon, it'd be so easy.


You can say what ya like lady.


Mine


Replace the 'eress' with queen and i'm in full agreement ;).

U DONT CARE HU YA MESIN WID??? WELL BOY, U WILL DO !!!!

HU CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES IF YA A BLOOD REL OF THE SO CALLED 'MASTERS' DO I SOUND LIKE I CARE??? LIKE DAT MAKES SUCH A BIG DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE!!!

YEAH IM HAPPY THAT I MADE U CRY

AND........U CAN TRYYYYY TO PERFORM A FORUM FATALITY ON ME WATEVER THAT IS ....LIKE I GIVVA STUFF!!!

AND I KNOW I CAN SAY WAT I LIKE AND BELIEVE YOU ME I DOOO SAY WAT I LIKE..........:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

AND IL SPELL MY DAMN NAME HOWEVER I LIKE!!!!

[Hijaabi22]

:sl:
I mean no hostility by any of the comments i've made on this thread. It's all part of sittin' back and having a laugh. Although, to be fair you did get a lot of flack just now so i'll stop.

LOL YEAH MAN ITS COOL

[itsme01]

*enters*
*looks around*
*leaves*

[aamirsaab]

:sl:
If people didn't talk so much, i wouldn't make half of the wise-cracks i make.

U DONT CARE HU YA MESIN WID??? WELL BOY, U WILL DO !!!!

Still no.

HU CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES IF YA A BLOOD REL OF THE SO CALLED 'MASTERS' DO I SOUND LIKE I CARE??? LIKE DAT MAKES SUCH A BIG DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE!!!

I'm glad you got that off your chest.

YEAH IM HAPPY THAT I MADE U CRY

Bully

AND........U CAN TRYYYYY TO PERFORM A FORUM FATALITY ON ME WATEVER THAT IS ....LIKE I GIVVA STUFF!!!

I already did.

AND I KNOW I CAN SAY WAT I LIKE AND BELIEVE YOU ME I DOOO SAY WAT I LIKE..........:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

Fine by me.

AND IL SPELL MY DAMN NAME HOWEVER I LIKE!!!!

If you keep giving me material, i'll keep making jokes.

PS. as stated in my post before: i mean no harm in the comments, it's just for a laugh. Sit back and laugh - don't take it too seriously, it's just a forum.

[Sis786]

wat the hell is dis PIK ON NAILA WEEK F***** DONT MESS WID ME RYT NOW I REALLY AM NOT IN THE BLOODY MOODDDDD!!!

I know sis this week bad :)

[Hijaabi22]

:sl:
If people didn't talk so much, i wouldn't make half of the wise-cracks i make.

Still no.


I'm glad you got that off your chest.


Bully


I already did.


Fine by me.


If you keep giving me material, i'll keep making jokes.

PS. as stated in my post before: i mean no harm in the comments, it's just for a laugh. Sit back and laugh - don't take it too seriously, it's just a forum.

ITS COOL ITS COOL I AM WICKED AT HAVIN SLANGIN MATCHES!!!!

BUT RYT NOW IM AT UNI DUIN AN ASSIGNMNT THATS DUE IN 2DAY SO ULL GET MY RESPONSE LATER ON :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

LOL

[Hijaabi22]

And Hu Removed My Damn Avater!!

[sapphire]

guess the bros wont kno....but someone also removed mine...........^^

how can u politly tell someone to 'get lost' ?

(this is not indicated to ANYONE on the forum!!so dnt attack me for it:-\)

[Hijaabi22]

jus tell em..........GET LOST MAN!!

dats wat i do and always works lol

[Hijaabi22]

I know sis this week bad :)

:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

[aljawaad]

Yo:rollseyes you seem to be in quite a bad mood. Hehe beware i'm in now & i'm on the broz side. ;D :giggling:

[Sis786]

:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

Sis man you should have your own thread! "Solidress Master Of Cussing, Taking the Mick and ******" :giggling:

[itsme01]

Yo:rollseyes you seem to be in quite a bad mood. Hehe beware i'm in now & i'm on the broz side. ;D :giggling:

ahan, better watch out - stay atleast 50 miles away, the radiation can be felt.

[aljawaad]

Yeah can already feel it:skeleton: . But we'll have to do sumfing abt 'em. But what?!?:heated:

[Sis786]

ahan, better watch out - stay atleast 50 miles away, the radiation can be felt.

Lol Bro this remind of the time me was in Pakistan and they did a Alaan that a mad dog was on the loose........ Actually this aint much different :X :X

[Muslim Knight]

What radiation are we talking about? Donkey's?

[Sis786]

What radiation are we talking about? Donkey's?

Oi be nice to the lovely donkeys!:rollseyes

[Muezzin]

General Notice for everyone: Please get back on topic and stop b*tching. :)

[Sis786]

General Notice for everyone: Please get back on topic and stop b*tching. :)

Cool Ok

Why do you have this thread?
Who came up with the idea?
If you were to spilt which would continue?


Those not meant to sound rude me just curious!

[afriend2]

salaam,

lol i got a bit scared on this thread....:) am glad everything is back to normal! :)

my problem : how can i persuade my family especially my dad to go for an outing together? :) like having a meal or something like that...cos it seems as if we dont spend as much time together as we used to :(

wassalam