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Muezzin
04-04-2006, 12:51 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Sis786
Cool Ok
Why do you have this thread?
We thought it was a good idea at the time. Heh, I suppose that's what they said about the atomic bomb too :p
Who came up with the idea?
I did. I then conveyed it to Minaz over a succulent dish of Maryland Chicken Grill Burgers.
If you were to spilt which would continue?
Probably me. Minaz has a life you see.
Those not meant to sound rude me just curious!
You know what curiosity did to the cat ;)
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Muslim Knight
04-04-2006, 01:03 PM
can I be Master of Might?
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MinAhlilHadeeth
04-04-2006, 01:12 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
Sorry been out of the country for past few days
To get your way with any man, you can only get him through his women. S go to his wife and tell her he's been eyeing you up, and that she should cut his chipatti supplies so he stops :D
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:sl:
LOL... I dn't know the girl, but i think i'll just tell his sis:D.
:w:
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Hijaabi22
04-04-2006, 01:21 PM
:okay: :okay:
format_quote Originally Posted by
aljawaad
Yo:rollseyes you seem to be in quite a bad mood. Hehe beware i'm in now & i'm on the broz side. ;D :giggling:
Hey lol i aint that bad. sorry I scared ya!!! AND U ON THE SISTAS SIDE OK BRUV!!!Nice 1!:) :rollseyes :happy: Reply
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Hijaabi22
04-04-2006, 01:22 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Sis786
Sis man you should have your own thread! "Solidress Master Of Cussing, Taking the Mick and ******" :giggling:
:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: Nice 1!! I was lukin 4 a gud name 4 my thread, seems like dats the 1!!! Reply
Hijaabi22
04-04-2006, 01:23 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
itsme01
ahan, better watch out - stay atleast 50 miles away, the radiation can be felt.
Hey guys I aint that bad!!!........am i? Lol:) Reply
Hijaabi22
04-04-2006, 01:23 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
aljawaad
Yeah can already feel it:skeleton: . But we'll have to do sumfing abt 'em. But what?!?:heated:
:okay: :okay: :okay: :okay:
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Hijaabi22
04-04-2006, 01:25 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Sis786
Lol Bro this remind of the time me was in Pakistan and they did a Alaan that a mad dog was on the loose........ Actually this aint much different :X :X
WAT EXACTLY DO U MEAN BY DAT?! :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:
Muezzin and Minaz i cant believe u allow ppl to say such mean stuff on ya thread!! Reply
Hijaabi22
04-04-2006, 01:27 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muslim Knight
can I be Master of Might?
i offered 2 and u know wat they sed to me?!!Proper made me cry man kasme man :offended::'( :'( :'( :'( Reply
Hijaabi22
04-04-2006, 01:45 PM
LOL I JUS NOTICED THAT MY REP HAS GONE UP COS OF SUM OF MY POSTS ON DIS THREAD, NICE 1 GUYS, KNEW U ALL LUVED ME REALLY! Lol
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MinAhlilHadeeth
04-04-2006, 02:08 PM
lol sis... yeh we luv u loads.;)
Hey Muezzin and Minaz... do you guys knows each other personally?
:w:
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minaz
04-04-2006, 07:47 PM
Muezzin and Minaz i cant believe u allow ppl to say such mean stuff on ya thread!!
But all the stuff said is true- we have democracy on our thread :D
Hey Muezzin and Minaz... do you guys knows each other personally?
Yes, yes we do. Not that personal though, we havn't reached the stage of him making me breakfast- yet ;)
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Hijaabi22
04-04-2006, 07:49 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
But all the stuff said is true- we have democracy on our thread :D
Yes, yes we do. Not that personal though, we havn't reached the stage of him making me breakfast- yet ;)
SHE BASICALLY CALLED ME A DOG AND U SED THAT ALL THE STUFF SED IS TRUE???????
DOOOOOOOOOOOOONT GET ME STARTED BRO Reply
minaz
04-04-2006, 07:51 PM
Whilst I go watch the 2nd half of Milan vs Lyon, (FORZA MILANO!) and some of the OC, let me throw this stick in me hand and you go fetch it and we'll continue our discussion in an hours time :D
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Hijaabi22
04-04-2006, 07:52 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Sis786
Lol Bro this remind of the time me was in Pakistan and they did a Alaan that a mad dog was on the loose........ Actually this aint much different :X :X
:offended: :offended: :offended: :offended: :offended: :offended:
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Hijaabi22
04-04-2006, 07:53 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
Whilst I go watch the 2nd half of Milan vs Lyon, (FORZA MILANO!) and some of the OC, let me throw this stick in me hand and you go fetch it and we'll continue our discussion in an hours time :D
DAT IS NOT F***** FUNNY :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:
hope whichever team u support looooooooooooooooossssssssssseeeeeeeeeee ;D ;D :okay: :okay: :okay: Reply
Muezzin
04-04-2006, 08:02 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
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WAT EXACTLY DO U MEAN BY DAT?! :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:
Muezzin and Minaz i cant believe u allow ppl to say such mean stuff on ya thread!!
I don't know about Minaz, but I don't allow anybody to say 'mean stuff' that is off-topic in this thread because I know full well it will get locked. Hence, 'General Notice to everyone: Get back on topic and stop b*tching' :)
format_quote Originally Posted by Muslim Knight
can I be Master of Might?
Nope, sorry. You can however start your own mega-cool thread in which you do your own original goodness :brother:
format_quote Originally Posted by ~Mu'MiNaH~
lol sis... yeh we luv u loads.
Hey Muezzin and Minaz... do you guys knows each other personally?
You're damn right we do.
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itsme01
04-04-2006, 08:07 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Sis786
Lol Bro this remind of the time me was in Pakistan and they did a Alaan that a mad dog was on the loose........ Actually this aint much different :X :X
:? *went over my head*
btw, all i see in this thread is bashing - i cant believe mods have allowed such responses...:heated:
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Muezzin
04-04-2006, 08:09 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
itsme01
:? *went over my head*
btw, all i see in this thread is bashing - i cant believe mods have allowed such responses...:heated:
Neither can I.
Everyone, please, get back on topic. This is me in 'Friendly Mode'.
You do not want to see me in 'Darth Vader' mode. He taught me how to choke people.
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Hijaabi22
04-04-2006, 08:11 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
itsme01
:? *went over my head*
btw, all i see in this thread is bashing - i cant believe mods have allowed such responses...:heated:
She basically called me a dog and minaz thinks thats perfectly ok cos on this thread everythin sed is 'true'
Lool bro chill out, i think im speakin 4 every1 when i say we jus havin a lafff, no offence to anybody none taken myself, its all gud!!! Reply
Hijaabi22
04-04-2006, 08:12 PM
'I wanna grow up' !!!! im such a kid
What do i do?:) :)
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Muezzin
04-04-2006, 08:14 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
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'I wanna grow up' !!!! im such a kid
What do i do?:) :)
Go to Neverland.
As in Michael Jackson's Neverland.
If that doesn't make you want to grow up, nothing will.
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Hijaabi22
04-04-2006, 08:36 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
Go to Neverland.
As in Michael Jackson's Neverland.
If that doesn't make you want to grow up, nothing will.
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OH MAN U TOOOOOOOOO FUNNY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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Muezzin
04-04-2006, 08:37 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
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OH MAN U TOOOOOOOOO FUNNY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
I've heard that so many times it's lost all meaning.
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Hijaabi22
04-04-2006, 08:58 PM
Bros How Old R U Both???? Cos I Dont Quite Like The Idea Of Sum Kiddies Givin Me Advice
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minaz
04-04-2006, 09:41 PM
Bros How Old R U Both???? Cos I Dont Quite Like The Idea Of Sum Kiddies Givin Me Advice
Yeh tell me about it, Muezzin's lil brother always tries to give me advice
"don't smoke it can lead to lung cancer"
i'm like "what the hell I can still run for the bus in the mornin, besides I aint quitin cuz i aint a looooooser"
Anywho Muezzin is the big Two O and I am a year below
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Hijaabi22
04-04-2006, 10:01 PM
my age then
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Sis786
04-05-2006, 08:03 AM
[BANANA]Is it me or is this Banana waaay too good looking![/BANANA]
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 09:10 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
Yeh tell me about it, Muezzin's lil brother always tries to give me advice
"don't smoke it can lead to lung cancer"
i'm like "what the hell I can still run for the bus in the mornin, besides I aint quitin cuz i aint a looooooser"
Anywho Muezzin is the big Two O and I am a year below
bro donr smoke it can lead to luing cancer
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minaz
04-05-2006, 10:29 AM
Is it me or is this Banana waaay too good looking!
Astagfurullah, this thread has turned into utter filth! Resist the fitnah sister!
bro donr smoke it can lead to luing cancer
lol don't worry I don't
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 10:43 AM
sis io hear wat u sayin bout da banana man , me thought i was the only 1!!Lol
dats gud dont smoke bro
im tryna quit meself any advice?
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 10:51 AM
i really really really wanna know wat goes on in the bros section
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aljawaad
04-05-2006, 11:29 AM
;D
And we, we dont want to kow wat goes on in the Sis section coz we already know; as usual....;D ;D ;D :hiding:
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Muezzin
04-05-2006, 01:48 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
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i really really really wanna know wat goes on in the bros section
Just send in spies, like Minaz and I do to the sisters' section.
I'm joking.
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Nawal89
04-05-2006, 04:27 PM
I need advice on how to disipline younger brothers who eat too much. And who think that your room is theirs. And who everytime you look in the mirror you'll sure see him behind you showing you how much taller he is than you.
younger brothers are a paaaaaiiiin. :grumbling:
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salaamz
i dont lyk bein a girl sumtymz.....help lol...... ;)
w/salaam
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 05:08 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
Just send in spies, like Minaz and I do to the sisters' section.
I'm joking.
me got my contacts i already know wat goes on in bros section, not very intersetin, cum join sisters section, MUCH JUICIER GOSSIP GOES ON IN THERE RYT GIRLS?;D :okay: :okay: :okay: :okay: :okay:
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Muezzin
04-05-2006, 05:15 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Nawal89
I need advice on how to disipline younger brothers who eat too much.
He's a growing lad.
And who think that your room is theirs.
Get a lock.
And who everytime you look in the mirror you'll sure see him behind you showing you how much taller he is than you.
See answer one.
younger brothers are a paaaaaiiiin. :grumbling:
As are sisters :brother: :p
format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
salaamz
i dont lyk bein a girl sumtymz.....help lol......
Do you have any idea how many weirdo blokes fantasize about being women, woman? :p Be happy that you are what you are.
------------, Minaz and I know full well what goes on in there :p
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 05:46 PM
its ok muezzin, i known u a she-male therefore u allowed access to both sections, its ok i understand
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Muezzin
04-05-2006, 05:46 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
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its ok muezzin, i known u a she-male therefore u allowed access to both sections, its ok i understand
Please don't live out your fantasies on this thread :)
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Sister_6038
04-05-2006, 05:48 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
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me got my contacts i already know wat goes on in bros section, not very intersetin, cum join sisters section, MUCH JUICIER GOSSIP GOES ON IN THERE RYT GIRLS?;D :okay: :okay: :okay: :okay: :okay:
gossip?
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 05:51 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
Please don't live out your fantasies on this thread :)
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u the one claimin 2 know wat goes on in the sis section not the other way round:okay:
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Muezzin
04-05-2006, 05:52 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
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u the one claimin 2 know wat goes on in the sis section not the other way round:okay:
Yeah, because we have spies. Just like the KGB, but with less Communism.
And back on topic, Next!
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Nawal89
04-05-2006, 05:54 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
See answer one.
Our house is made out of glass and mirrors. It iiiiis a big problem. Every single mirror i pass he's there! ;D;D he's soo vain lool.
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Sister_6038
04-05-2006, 05:54 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
Yeah, because we have spies. Just like the KGB, but with less Communism.
And back on topic, Next!
spies?
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Nawal89
04-05-2006, 05:57 PM
^they have spies all over the place. ;D
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Sister_6038
04-05-2006, 06:01 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Nawal89
^they have spies all over the place. ;D
ok.....
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Muezzin
04-05-2006, 06:03 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Hatshepsut
ok.....
Next.....
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Nawal89
04-05-2006, 06:04 PM
My mirror problem?
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Sister_6038
04-05-2006, 06:04 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
Next.....
:rollseyes :rollseyes
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 06:21 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Hatshepsut
:rollseyes :rollseyes
i know its like he gna clik his finger say NEXT! and we all gna cum runnin...........AS IF :okay: :okay: :okay:
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Salaamz
*comes running* lol ;D hahahaha...sorry am in a silly mood....
aye bro.....i want ice cream....can ya help me wiv dat? ;)
take care
w/salaam :)
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 06:27 PM
[PIE]sis y u givin him the satisfaction 4[/PIE]
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Kittygyal
04-05-2006, 06:27 PM
go to the shop or the ice cream van :giggling: :giggling: *run run*
tk/cr
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 06:28 PM
[PIE]On A Serious Note I Think U Guys Really Need A Girls Touch On Dis ThreAD, I Mean Most Of Ur Posters Are Girls, Some Of The Issues Would Be More Understood By A Girl Aka ME Hint Hint
So Wat Ya Say Eh?
I Bein Nyc To U 2daY:rant: :rant: :rant:
LOL:okay: [/PIE]
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Kittygyal
04-05-2006, 06:29 PM
no your not sis! LO)O)L
tk/cr
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 06:30 PM
EH??? lOL
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Kittygyal
04-05-2006, 06:32 PM
sis your not being nice LOLOLOL
tk/cr
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Muezzin
04-05-2006, 08:32 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Nawal89
My mirror problem?
Draw on his face?
format_quote Originally Posted by ------------
On A Serious Note I Think U Guys Really Need A Girls Touch On Dis ThreAD, I Mean Most Of Ur Posters Are Girls, Some Of The Issues Would Be More Understood By A Girl Aka ME Hint Hint
So Wat Ya Say Eh?
I Bein Nyc To U 2daY
LOL
Thanks but no thanks. This thing is run by Minaz and I. It don't matter if you're male, female, black, white or purple - if you're not one of us two, you can't run this thread. However, there is nothing stopping you from making your own thread :)
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 08:35 PM
:offended: :offended: :( :( :( :thumbs_do :thumbs_do :hmm: :hmm: :rolleyes: :'( :'( :'( :enough!: :enough!: :threadclo
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Nawal89
04-05-2006, 08:37 PM
^sister stop being stale ;D
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The Ruler
04-05-2006, 08:42 PM
TV's chuked out of house till i finish mi gcse's n get good grades.....i mean it....got no tv da house now!!! wat do i doooooo :offended: :offended: :offended: :offended: :offended:
:w:
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gladTidings
04-05-2006, 08:51 PM
Your asking someone who gets his every other line from a movie?
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 08:55 PM
Lol Nice 1 Sis!!!
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afriend
04-05-2006, 09:01 PM
LOL^
:sl:
What do I do to keep myslef from barfing wen I have over eaten?
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 09:02 PM
dont over eat simple as
lol
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 09:03 PM
[MAD]y am i so lazy [/MAD]
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afriend
04-05-2006, 09:05 PM
The thing is.....i'm very skinny and I neva used to eat a lot....If i eat more than like 8 mouthfuls....I die.....
I need to put on serious weight....as prescribed and advised by the Doc.
He sed I need to eat more.
What do I do for some serious weight gain?
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minaz
04-05-2006, 09:48 PM
i dont lyk bein a girl sumtymz.....help lol......
If i had the choice 19.33 years ago i'd of chosen to be a girl!
I Mean Most Of Ur Posters Are Girls
Yeh what can I say, me & Muezzin are babe/hijaabi's magnets ;)
TV's chuked out of house till i finish mi gcse's n get good grades.....i mean it....got no tv da house now!!! wat do i doooooo
Keep visiting this thread- it's like a soap Eastenders even, minus the Queen vic :( :p
What do I do for some serious weight gain?
Use muscle gain protein powder (protein shakes) bit expensive but i guarantee you it makes a difference.
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afriend
04-05-2006, 09:50 PM
Use muscle gain protein powder (protein shakes) bit expensive but i guarantee you it makes a difference.
But what if I don't want to be Arnold Schwarzeneger?
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minaz
04-05-2006, 09:59 PM
dont' worry you won't be (unless you train 3 times a day in conjunction). Just take it for breakfast and before bed and you'll pile the weight. But you might aswell go for the muscled look and train- better in the long run
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afriend
04-05-2006, 10:04 PM
^LOL
:sl:
Good, but I'm already short for my age, so I don't think training would help that...But jazakallah 4 the info....
Next and last Q(I guess you saw it coming..LOL):
What can I do to grow more?
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minaz
04-05-2006, 10:12 PM
lol hey, i'm 5 foot 4, notorious for my height (also my wealth, popularity, hair, clothes :p) But ummm drink milk and lots of it (along with protein shakes:D)
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 10:16 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
If i had the choice 19.33 years ago i'd of chosen to be a girl!
Yeh what can I say, me & Muezzin are babe/hijaabi's magnets ;)
Keep visiting this thread- it's like a soap Eastenders even, minus the Queen vic :( :p
Use muscle gain protein powder (protein shakes) bit expensive but i guarantee you it makes a difference.
ASTAGFIRULLAHHHHHHHHHH BABE HIJAABI MAGNETS!!!
WAT IS THE WORLD CUMIN 2!!!
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Hijaabi22
04-05-2006, 10:17 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
lol hey, i'm 5 foot 4, notorious for my height (also my wealth, popularity, hair, clothes :p) But ummm drink milk and lots of it (along with protein shakes:D)
MAN U 2 MODEST
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minaz
04-05-2006, 10:18 PM
Yeh unlike the MODs :p
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MinAhlilHadeeth
04-06-2006, 12:58 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
But all the stuff said is true- we have democracy on our thread :D
Yes, yes we do. Not that personal though, we havn't reached the stage of him making me breakfast- yet ;)
lol.... oh ok cool. I wasn't implying you were husband and wife. Although Muezzin would probably be the wife:p.
:w:
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Muezzin
04-06-2006, 01:51 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
~Mu'MiNaH~
lol.... oh ok cool. I wasn't implying you were husband and wife. Although Muezzin would probably be the wife:p.
:w:
You better take that back or I'll marry you to that crazy drunk guy :p
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MinAhlilHadeeth
04-06-2006, 01:53 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
You better take that back or I'll marry you to that crazy drunk guy :p
LOL. I saw him the other day. He grabbed my arm so i punched him in the face. I don't think he's going to approach me any more:).
:w:
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Muezzin
04-06-2006, 02:34 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
~Mu'MiNaH~
LOL. I saw him the other day. He grabbed my arm so i punched him in the face. I don't think he's going to approach me any more:).
:w:
Though he might approach the police ;)
Don't worry, I don't think you'll get in trouble. You see, by grabbing your arm against your will, he committed a battery, so he's in the wrong.
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_Mujahida
04-06-2006, 02:35 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
Though he might approach the police ;)
Don't worry, I don't think you'll get in trouble. You see, by grabbing your arm against your will, he committed a battery, so he's in the wrong.
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That seems reasonable.
How can i get 50 posts quickly?
:w:
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Muezzin
04-06-2006, 02:36 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Lethal_Mujahida
That seems reasonable.
How can i get 50 posts quickly?
:w:
Post like crazy in loads of different threads. But don't spam. Make sure it's all relevant.
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salaam
*sigh* why is bein a girl so hard? lol
take care
w/salaam
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Hijaabi22
04-06-2006, 05:01 PM
[PIE]*sigh* number 2, wats the point of goin 2 uni when u can have it all easy-NO UNI= SLEEP EAT WATCH TELLY ALL DAY.[/PIE]
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gladTidings
04-06-2006, 05:07 PM
*sigh* why is bein a girl so hard? lol
Why would you expect Minaz or Muezzin to know? They only specialise in might, magic and monday mornings:P
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Salaamz
nah mashAllah dese guys know alot!! lol ;)
take care
w/salaam :)
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Salaamz
lol i appreciate these bros cus they mek ya laff wen ur in a crappy mood lol ;)
(p.s: am gettin paid 2 say all dis) lol ;)
w/salaam :)
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The Ruler
04-06-2006, 08:36 PM
wat do i do ta avoid housewrk :-\ :-\ :-\
:w:
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aljawaad
04-07-2006, 06:51 AM
Jus do 'em in da wrong way den for sure u wnt b told to do 'em agen. :p
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Muezzin
04-07-2006, 02:37 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
salaam
*sigh* why is bein a girl so hard? lol
take care
w/salaam
I've heard boys asking the same question.
format_quote Originally Posted by ------------
*sigh* number 2, wats the point of goin 2 uni when u can have it all easy-NO UNI= SLEEP EAT WATCH TELLY ALL DAY.
Sounds like a very accurate model for the 'working woman'.
If you really don't want to go to uni anymore, talk to your parents and the uni and leave. Note: I said 'if'. I'm not encouraging anything here. I am the King of Disclaimers.
The above does not apply if the real king of disclaimers is reading this.
format_quote Originally Posted by
TR
wat do i do ta avoid housewrk :-\ :-\ :-\
:w:
Shave your head and say you have cancer.
...or you could just politely ask your parents/siblings to give you a break/some help, maybe.
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Hijaabi22
04-07-2006, 02:57 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
If you really don't want to go to uni anymore, talk to your parents and the uni and leave. Note: I said 'if'. I'm not encouraging anything here. I am the King of Disclaimers.
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[PIE]Nah unis gud the playin hard bit is anyway:giggling: ;D :okay: :okay:
not too sure bout the workin hard bit :heated: :grumbling [/PIE] Reply
Hijaabi22
04-07-2006, 02:58 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
Shave your head and say you have cancer.
...or you could just politely ask your parents/siblings to give you a break/some help, maybe.
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That first bit is not even funny
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04-07-2006, 03:01 PM
[S]Why is sis soldieress answering the questions...:?[/S]
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Hijaabi22
04-07-2006, 03:03 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Pagal Kuri
[S]Why is sis soldieress answering the questions...:?[/S]
HOW AM I????????? IM JUS RESPONDIN TO SUM OF THE POINTS MADE BY THE OH SO CLEVER MASTER
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minaz
04-07-2006, 03:14 PM
Nah unis gud the playin hard bit is anyway
not too sure bout the workin hard bit
Ameen :D
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Hijaabi22
04-07-2006, 03:26 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
Ameen :D
lol huh wat?
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Muezzin
04-07-2006, 04:28 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
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That first bit is not even funny
And your point is?
Also, general note to everyone, seriously, don't make off-topic posts or they will get deleted.
Next!
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Sister_6038
04-07-2006, 04:31 PM
is next one of your favourite words?
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Muezzin
04-07-2006, 04:32 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Hatshepsut
is next one of your favourite words?
I can't say my favourite words on this forum. :p
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Sister_6038
04-07-2006, 04:34 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
I can't say my favourite words on this forum. :p
fair enough :thankyou:
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Salaamz
2 weeks off college bro....and im not allowed out....24/7 gonna be in da house....either doin housework........or college work......wat do i do 2 stop me frm goin COMPLETELY MAD?!?!?!?!?! :'( ;)
take care :)
w/salaam
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minaz
04-07-2006, 06:09 PM
wat do i do 2 stop me frm goin COMPLETELY MAD?!?!?!?!?!
Read Qu'ran
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Salaamz
yeh :) jazakAllah bro :)
w/salaam
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afriend
04-07-2006, 07:52 PM
How can I stay away from annoying ppl without hurting their feelings?
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The Ruler
04-07-2006, 08:00 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Iqram
How can I stay away from annoying ppl without hurting their feelings?
lock urself up in ur room :? :?
:w:
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afriend
04-07-2006, 09:22 PM
lock urself up in ur room
At school.....
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Sister_6038
04-07-2006, 09:35 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Iqram
How can I stay away from annoying ppl without hurting their feelings?
ever thought of tryin to talk to them about it?
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afriend
04-07-2006, 09:38 PM
No!!
Annoying Little Shorties Who Think They Are Know It Alls....i Just Can't Sit Down Withthem, I Need Something More Stronger.
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Sister_6038
04-07-2006, 09:40 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Iqram
No!!
Annoying Little Shorties Who Think They Are Know It Alls....i Just Can't Sit Down Withthem, I Need Something More Stronger.
try to see the good in them and see maybe if you can try and sway the conversation to something, which is not so small minded...otherwise just part ways with them
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afriend
04-07-2006, 09:42 PM
I'll try, but i'm not going to be resposnsible if I punch the guy's lights out......
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Sister_6038
04-07-2006, 09:43 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Iqram
I'll try, but i'm not going to be resposnsible if I punch the guy's lights out......
brother dont get angry seriously if you take time to think about it then confront what is being said to you..dont let the shataan succeed in you losing your temper
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afriend
04-07-2006, 09:44 PM
Like I said, I'll try..........I can control myself too..........just want him to leave me alone for a while.......just until the exams pass over, then I can take as much annoyance from him as he wants to give me....
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minaz
04-07-2006, 09:45 PM
Annoying
Little Shorties Who Think They Are Know It Alls....i Just Can't Sit Down Withthem, I Need Something More Stronger
Shorties as in:
"Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip zam zam like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give....... celebration
as its haraam to celebrate your birthday!"
Or shorties as in:
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Sister_6038
04-07-2006, 09:47 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Iqram
Like I said, I'll try..........I can control myself too..........just want him to leave me alone for a while.......just until the exams pass over, then I can take as much annoyance from him as he wants to give me....
so go and engross yourself in revising and preparing for exams bro...
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afriend
04-07-2006, 09:47 PM
LOL
come on Minaz..........
so go and engross yourself in revising and preparing for exams bro...
Yeah, today is my last day at Li, I've got 3 weeks left, what can I do 2 stay away from Li?
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Sister_6038
04-07-2006, 09:48 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
Shorties as in:
"Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip zam zam like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give....... celebration
as its haraam to celebrate your birthday!"
[/IMG]
round of applause very good brother :D:D
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minaz
04-07-2006, 09:50 PM
Yeah, today is my last day at Li, I've got 3 weeks left, what can I do 2 stay away from Li?
Anythign & everything (minimal fitnah where possible please) :D
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Salaamz
stupid website.........i dunno how 2 build 1!!! :( :'(
bro i got a feeling im gonna fail anyway....but do ya fink i shud carry on tryin...or give up......but den wats da point tryin if im gonna fail?? :S
take care
w/salaam :)
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IbnAbdulHakim
04-08-2006, 08:11 PM
the harder we fall, the stronger we become wen we rise :)
but if a fat piece o flab drops then its another story coz good luk rising :thumbs_up
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format_quote Originally Posted by
Abd'Majid
the harder we fall, the stronger we become wen we rise :)
but if a fat piece o flab drops then its another story coz good luk rising :thumbs_up
hummmmmmmmmmmmmm wat u tryin 2 say eh? :giggling:
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afriend
04-08-2006, 08:31 PM
LOL!!
:sl:
How can I make a suitable revision roster?
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format_quote Originally Posted by
Iqram
LOL!!
:sl:
How can I make a suitable revision roster?
bro first tell us kindly...........wat is a revision roster?? ;)
hehe :giggling:
take care :)
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minaz
04-08-2006, 09:20 PM
WARNING
Just like Religion, Education has no room on this thread!
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Maimunah
04-08-2006, 09:21 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
WARNING
Just like Religion, Education has no room on this thread!
joker wat a warning
so wats does that mean:?
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minaz
04-08-2006, 09:25 PM
Well i would say that anyone who'd post such related material would burn in hell, however if religion don't exist here then there would be no hell!
Fine instead you're all goin to Canada as punishment!
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gladTidings
04-09-2006, 12:14 AM
Fine instead you're all goin to Canada as punishment!
That would solve most of the problems here...
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format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
WARNING
Just like Religion, Education has no room on this thread!
huh.........a fat lot of gud u r......:rollseyes
thnx.....4 nufin
lol jokin bro :giggling:
take care :thankyou:
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afriend
04-09-2006, 11:12 AM
LOL
how do I sit down and revise?
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Salaamz
bro...........u sit.........n den u revise :) hehe ;D
nah......let me fink.......go in2 a quiet room........well lit up....i heard da colour yellow is gud wen it cums 2 revision......make sure in a comfortable position.....but not too laid back else u will fall asleep instead! ;)
clear ur mind....n den get on wid it.....after every hour or half an hour....treat yaself....by doin sumfin dat u enjoy for about 15 minutes....n den get back 2 revision.....n mek sure u exercise each day....it helps 2 relax u.....n a more relaxed mind....can revise well!! n ur brain will function betta!! :D :)
*phew* hope dat helped :)
take care bro
w/salam :)
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aamirsaab
04-09-2006, 11:17 AM
:sl:
I didn't know the masters were recruiting.:?
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afriend
04-09-2006, 11:18 AM
:sl:
Nice 1 sis!
The only problem I have is getting started, as well s planning a revision timetable....
:(
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Salaamz
I didn't know the masters were recruiting
ehem *cough cough* sorry.....jus tryin 2 help *goes red*
Nice 1 sis!
The only problem I have is getting started, as well s planning a revision timetable....
:) no probz
ummm yeh das da main problem usually....jus prioritise ur tym (howeva u spell dat lol ;) )
make a timetable dat suits YOU.....look at what tyms u are free....make sacrifices lol....inshAllah u shud get ur revision done!!
look at all da topics/sections u have 2 revise....n decide wen u will do each...n rememba 2 have tym where u look back on what u have revised....just incase u forget it!!!
well das wat i did wen i revised 4 my GCSE's.......n i passed all of em :D
so inshAllah bro.....u gonna do great!! :) so less worrying about it!! and more working!!!! :)
take care
w/salaam :)
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afriend
04-09-2006, 11:21 AM
I'm sure ur allowed to help..... :p
U'd be a pretty good recruit for this section.....
:)
Also, one more thing, how do I sue Microsoft?
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04-09-2006, 11:22 AM
Also, one more thing, how do I sue Microsoft?
Why do u wna sue them....:? Reply
afriend
04-09-2006, 11:24 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Pagal Kuri
Why do u wna sue them....:?
Sue them for failiure in doing anything right.....
And ripping people off with their fancy software....
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format_quote Originally Posted by
Iqram
I'm sure ur allowed to help..... :p
U'd be a pretty good recruit for this section.....
:)
u fink so??? :D
lol nah........bro muezzin and minaz RULE dis thread lol :giggling: ;D
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Muezzin
04-09-2006, 01:28 PM
You can't sue Microsoft for making 'fancy software' - not only will you lose the case (ain't no ifs or buts or about it, Gates' lawyers are the shiznit), you'll also be royally embarassed.
Just get an iMac instead.
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Nawal89
04-10-2006, 09:45 PM
I need advice on how to start cleaning up under my bed? Theres some scary stuff down there...Could one of you guys come do it for me? I'll pay you good ;D;D;D
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Sister_6038
04-10-2006, 09:55 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Nawal89
I need advice on how to start cleaning up under my bed? Theres some scary stuff down there...Could one of you guys come do it for me? I'll pay you good ;D;D;D
lololol sis...depends how much youre paying my 5 year old nephew is willing lololololol
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minaz
04-10-2006, 10:17 PM
Could one of you guys come do it for me? I'll pay you good
May we please first gather information on the certain items likely to be encountered underneath your bed before we enter- seeing as you're a girl :D
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^^ lol ;D
spending first week of easter holz at college.....need 2 concentrate.....any advice broz???
take care :)
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Nawal89
04-11-2006, 12:25 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
May we please first gather information on the certain items likely to be encountered underneath your bed before we enter- seeing as you're a girl :D
loool..its just mostly shoes, magazines, ,books,newspapers...hairballs..dustballs..candy wrappers..Thats what i can see from just looking at it without sticking my head in ;D;D
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Protected_Diamond
04-11-2006, 12:27 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Nawal89
loool..its just mostly shoes, magazines, ,books,newspapers...hairballs..dustballs..candy wrappers..Thats what i can see from just looking at it without sticking my head in ;D;D
:sl:
Yikes!!!!!!!!!! ;D :hiding: :hiding:
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Muezzin
04-11-2006, 08:47 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Nawal89
loool..its just mostly shoes, magazines, ,books,newspapers...hairballs..dustballs..candy wrappers..Thats what i can see from just looking at it without sticking my head in ;D;D
Minaz, this is a job for you. I have an inkling you'll enjoy this kind of reading material. :p
format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
^^ lol
spending first week of easter holz at college.....need 2 concentrate.....any advice broz???
take care
Think: 'If I don't do my work, I will die'
Even if that works, make dua and read Quran. :brother:
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afriend
04-11-2006, 08:52 PM
How do i get my self off Li?????
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The Ruler
04-11-2006, 08:53 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Iqram
How do i get my self off Li?????
take ur books n go to de toilet.....or u cud try gettin da internet connection off for a while :) :)
:w:
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Muezzin
04-11-2006, 09:18 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Iqram
How do i get my self off Li?????
See that button with the circle and the line? It's on your computer tower. It's a power button.
Press it.
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ummAbdillah
04-14-2006, 06:47 PM
i've been on this forum for more than a year
and av only got 5oo and something posts
how do i get myself addicted?
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extinction
04-14-2006, 06:50 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Fi_Sabilillah
hey i need some help!
wa can we do on eid.. instead of hiring a limo and goin wimmy (wilmslow) road?
wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
ive done that before on a visit to england!!
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minaz
04-14-2006, 09:06 PM
and av only got 5oo and something posts
how do i get myself addicted?
It's like smoking, so don't continue :p
ive done that before on a visit to england!!
I feel for you, I really do :p
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Sister_6038
04-14-2006, 09:08 PM
why do people hire limos to take to wimmy road?? and then why do they feel the need to blast out their awful music?
oh i know because theyre plebians
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Maimunah
04-14-2006, 09:08 PM
how do i become a mod:D?
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The Ruler
04-14-2006, 09:10 PM
the thread looks a bit dead these days...:hmm:
neways i need a lil bit of advise....wat do i do to argue politely? :heated:
:w:
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Sister_6038
04-14-2006, 09:11 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
TR
neways i need a lil bit of advise....wat do i do to argue politely? :heated:
:w:
lolol is that possible in this day and age? lololol im joking....
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minaz
04-14-2006, 09:12 PM
why do people hire limos to take to wimmy road?? and then why do they feel the need to blast out their awful music?
because they're plebians
It's a male dominated game- don't bother honey
wat do i do to argue politely?
Get a GCSE in English
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Sister_6038
04-14-2006, 09:22 PM
because they're plebians...yep snap just as i said
It's a male dominated game- don't bother honey....hmmpft dont call her honey...sister is much better
Get a GCSE in English...who says you need a certificate to make you adquate enough to carry through AN eloquent debate?
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Muezzin
04-14-2006, 09:23 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Hatshepsut
Get a GCSE in English...who says you need a certificate to make you adquate enough to carry through a eloquent debate?
The irony. ;)
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Maimunah
04-14-2006, 09:24 PM
next quetsion
why is it a male dominated game???
wasalaam
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Sister_6038
04-14-2006, 09:24 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
The irony. ;)
Next!
:offended: :offended: :offended:
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Muezzin
04-14-2006, 09:26 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
mashaallah
next quetsion
why is it a male dominated game???
wasalaam
Because it's a man's world, sister.
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Sister_6038
04-14-2006, 09:27 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
Because it's a man's world, sister.
spoken like a true misogynist ;D ;D :statisfie :statisfie
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Muezzin
04-14-2006, 09:29 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Hatshepsut
spoken like a true misogynist ;D ;D :statisfie :statisfie
A misogynist hates women. On the contrary, I love women. I'm just pointing out that this is still a man's world.
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minaz
04-14-2006, 09:31 PM
On the contrary, I love women
I could tell you all a few good stories about how ambiguous that statement is :p
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Helena
04-14-2006, 09:31 PM
:sl:
twin..........wot mans world?????? this is hw da society has viewed this wrld.....isnt it one world for both genders.....wots da diff......
:w:
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Sister_6038
04-14-2006, 09:31 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
A misogynist hates women. On the contrary, I love women. I'm just pointing out that this is still a man's world.
bro it was an overstatement...hmmpft....anyways yeah well as the saying goes 'behind every great man is an even greater woman' lolololol normally for most guys thats their mums :D:D:D:D:D:D.....ok dont blast me for that.....:D:D:D...actually feel free to do as you please....its friday and im feeling at peace.....:D:D:D:D
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Muezzin
04-14-2006, 09:32 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
I could tell you all a few good stories about how ambiguous that statement is :p
You say the sweetest things :p
format_quote Originally Posted by helena
twin..........wot mans world?????? this is hw da society has viewed this wrld.....isnt it one world for both genders.....wots da diff......
Society is still very male dominated. Islamically, man and woman are equal. In reality, males are arrogant dip-heads.
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Maimunah
04-14-2006, 09:35 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
I could tell you all a few good stories about how ambiguous that statement is :p
go ahead!
am listening:)
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Muezzin
04-14-2006, 09:37 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
mashaallah
go ahead!
am listening:)
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Sister_6038
04-14-2006, 09:40 PM
hmmm :? :? :?
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Maimunah
04-14-2006, 09:42 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
Lolz
is that all:?
i was thinkin more of a story;D
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minaz
04-14-2006, 09:47 PM
i was thinkin more of a story
If I told you the stories, I'll be kicked off this forum in a flash!
You know what remind me one day when i'm fed up with this place!
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Muezzin
04-14-2006, 09:50 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
If I told you the stories, I'll be kicked off this forum in a flash!
You know what remind me one day when i'm fed up with this place!
Choose your words carefully :p
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Maimunah
04-14-2006, 09:55 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
If I told you the stories, I'll be kicked off this forum in a flash!
You know what remind me one day when i'm fed up with this place!
no u wont:statisfie
am actin as a mod today;D
i'll back u up
nuh its better if u keep quite
i'll remind u later wen u get fed up of this forum;D
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Salaamz
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fed up of housework!!! *screams* :'(
helppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!! lol
take care
w/salaam :)
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afriend
04-15-2006, 12:09 PM
Need a way of not going to school on the first day.....
What wud it be?
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afriend2
04-15-2006, 01:30 PM
salaam,
^^^^ i normally hide under my bunkbed! :) but thats me....but you go to a madrassah so YOU have to go :rollseyes :happy:
wassalam
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afriend
04-15-2006, 01:38 PM
I can go Madrassah afterwards..LOL
"Mum I've made a miraculous recovery"
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minaz
04-15-2006, 10:45 PM
i normally hide under my bunkbed! but thats me....but you go to a madrassah so YOU have to go
Reminds me of a classic scene in one of my favourite films- EAST IS EAST!
Where Sadjid hides beneath his bed because the mosque van has came to take him and his siblings to madrassa!
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extinction
04-15-2006, 10:47 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
Reminds me of a classic scene in one of my favourite films- EAST IS EAST!
Where Sadjid hides beneath his bed because the mosque van has came to take him and his siblings to madrassa!
say no more...lol I thought this film was hilarious...but it crosses way too many lines man none of the actors were even muslim man...
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minaz
04-15-2006, 10:55 PM
yeh true, but it's not meant to portray the Muslim community as a whole at the time :)
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Maimunah
04-15-2006, 11:53 PM
hang on here
whats up with the discussion about movies
wat happen to answerin quetsions?
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Ghazi
04-16-2006, 12:02 AM
Salaam
Why are so many people against Jihad?
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afriend
04-16-2006, 12:13 AM
Becuase they are too scared to fight us!
What will I do If I can't sleep for 3 weeks in a row
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MinAhlilHadeeth
04-16-2006, 11:45 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
A misogynist hates women. On the contrary, I love women. I'm just pointing out that this is still a man's world.
Why is muezzin such a sexist?:rollseyes
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04-16-2006, 11:47 AM
Why........WHY?! :heated:
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IbnAbdulHakim
04-16-2006, 01:54 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Iqram
Becuase they are too scared to fight us!
What will I do If I can't sleep for 3 weeks in a row
turn into an insomniac :rollseyes
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Muslim Knight
04-16-2006, 02:06 PM
Ok I'm back. I'm still not over what all this fuss is all about.
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Salaamz
lol wat fuss bro?? ;D
w/salaam :)
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Muezzin
04-16-2006, 04:18 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
~Mu'MiNaH~
Why is muezzin such a sexist?:rollseyes
Why am I continually accused of sexism when I merely point out the simple fact that a sizable amount of industry, business and politics is still male-dominated? Is it cos I is a man? :p
format_quote Originally Posted by islam-truth
Salaam
Why are so many people against Jihad?
Do you mean Jihad like struggling against one's own desires or Jihad as in 'Holy War'?
If it's the latter, a lot of people aren't so much against it as they are against rushing in when it would perhaps be wiser to gauge the situation from its various sides first, in order to then work more efficiently.
And this discussion is becoming way too serious. Bring on the monkeys!
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LOL!!! ;D
how do i stop ma sista snoring?!?!?!?!
take care :)
w/salaamz
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Muezzin
04-16-2006, 04:34 PM
I think there are medicines and stuff for that now.
But the funnier option would be to tape her nostrils closed.
That's also pretty dangerous, so don't come crying to me if that action results in hospitalisation. :p
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afriend
04-16-2006, 04:37 PM
When am I gonna beat you in being fynny?
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Maimunah
04-16-2006, 04:38 PM
salaam
how do i become like zakir naik?
god he has a brain!!!
wasalaam
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afriend
04-16-2006, 04:39 PM
salaam
how do i become like zakir naik?
god he has a brain!!!
wasalaam
When I get into the IRF, I'll send you a post card :)
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Muezzin
04-16-2006, 04:41 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Iqram
When am I gonna beat you in being fynny?
Whenever you want to.
Or rather, when you learn how to spot typos. ;) :p
format_quote Originally Posted by mashaallah
salaam
how do i become like zakir naik?
god he has a brain!!!
wasalaam
Omega 3.
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Maimunah
04-16-2006, 04:46 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muezzin
Omega 3.
Next!
lolz;D
cant get one
another advice plz?
wasalaam
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Muezzin
04-16-2006, 04:50 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
mashaallah
lolz;D
cant get one
another advice plz?
wasalaam
Erm... Spend a lot of time learning about Islam, reading many different scholars' views, painstakingly researching the Quran and Sunnah as well as the latest developments in medicinal, biological, astro-physical and geological science, and doing all of this with a sharp dress sense and a pleasant smile.
Though, personally, I'd just up my Omega 3 intake. It's in fish you know. It really is brain food.
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What do you think is the most annoying thing about being you?
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Salaam
bro do ya fink ppl are jealous of ur sense of humour??? ;D
w/salaam :) ;)
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04-17-2006, 11:01 AM
Bro, how do u make ppl laff so much?! :?
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minaz
04-17-2006, 12:50 PM
What do you think is the most annoying thing about being you?
bro do ya fink ppl are jealous of ur sense of humour???
Bro, how do u make ppl laff so much?!
The answer to all 3 is simple, HE'S CHUBBY!
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04-17-2006, 12:50 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
The answer to all 3 is simple, HE'S CHUBBY!
Lol! :giggling:
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Nawal89
04-17-2006, 12:59 PM
Muezzin chubby eh? ;D;D L O L
Anyways. I teach madrassah on Sundays..The middle aged group..9 and 10 year olds. My students are all very smart, but then theres this one girl who passes them all. And sheeee...well she likes to show off and diss the other girls when they make mistakes. But even though she's like that, She's really really sweet...And they all love her..But she's mean to them..But she likes everyone too..I've tried talking to her privately, and even telling her to hush in class in front of everyone when she starts her show-off talks..but it doesnt work? How do i get her to stop being mean to her classmates?
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minaz
04-17-2006, 01:02 PM
Find a weakness in her and exploit it:d For example, if she's not the fastest runner, put her in a race with some of the faster kids, and when she looses (which she will) she will experience defeat and this will be a good long term solution for her learning.
I'M SUCH A MEANY AREN'T I :P
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Nawal89
04-17-2006, 01:07 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
Find a weakness in her and exploit it:d For example, if she's not the fastest runner, put her in a race with some of the faster kids, and when she looses (which she will) she will experience defeat and this will be a good long term solution for her learning.
I'M SUCH A MEANY AREN'T I :P
Yes you are a big bad meany.
I do not do races with my kids.. i do Qur'an and Hadeeth and arabic writing. Shes good at everything. Plus she considers me one of her "bestest" friends. AAAAh being a teacher stresses you out. I guess i'm just too kind ;)
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afriend
04-17-2006, 01:15 PM
Ok.....This was a descriprion of me when I used to be good at reading.
Once my teacher gave me such a hard book (this is wen I was 8) which not even grown ppl wud understand...
So...Solution: Give her something that is waaaaaayy out of her league...
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Sister_6038
04-17-2006, 01:17 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Nawal89
Muezzin chubby eh? ;D;D L O L
Anyways. I teach madrassah on Sundays..The middle aged group..9 and 10 year olds. My students are all very smart, but then theres this one girl who passes them all. And sheeee...well she likes to show off and diss the other girls when they make mistakes. But even though she's like that, She's really really sweet...And they all love her..But she's mean to them..But she likes everyone too..I've tried talking to her privately, and even telling her to hush in class in front of everyone when she starts her show-off talks..but it doesnt work? How do i get her to stop being mean to her classmates?
why dont you get her to give you a hand teaching...or would that make her head explode even further...maybe she just needs that kind of responsibility to give her better understanding....
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sapphire
04-17-2006, 01:18 PM
oooh reminds me of my self........but wat i did was baad ! but it wrked.......gave them an exam....n failed 'the big headed one'........:-[ baaaaaaad of me may Allah forgive me.........
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Sister_6038
04-17-2006, 01:19 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
sapphire
oooh reminds me of my self........but wat i did was baad ! but it wrked.......gave them an exam....n failed 'the big headed one'........:-[ baaaaaaad of me may Allah forgive me.........
:ooh: :ooh: :ooh:
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Nawal89
04-17-2006, 01:20 PM
I gave my students an exam the other day. She came out top. Again. Hmm..maybe i should ignore her for a while.
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Sister_6038
04-17-2006, 01:22 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Nawal89
I gave my students an exam the other day. She came out top. Again. Hmm..maybe i should ignore her for a while.
yeah but sis if you do that then that will discourage her....
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MinAhlilHadeeth
04-18-2006, 09:57 AM
Why am I continually accused of sexism when I merely point out the simple fact that a sizable amount of industry, business and politics is still male-dominated? Is it cos I is a man? :p
Yeah...
sure. I bet you have a model of a woman at home that you beat on for practice, don't ya???? Don't ya????..... TELL THE TRUTH!!!!
:X
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Muezzin
04-18-2006, 12:03 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
~Mu'MiNaH~
Yeah... sure. I bet you have a model of a woman at home that you beat on for practice, don't ya???? Don't ya????..... TELL THE TRUTH!!!!
:X
That's.
Just.
Sick.
Next!
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Sister_6038
04-18-2006, 12:04 PM
what comes after next i wonder
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Salaam
bro i go 2 college yeh in da holidays 2 complete sum work....but cus its da holidays....ders painters around painting the bulilding....
n if i eva need 2 go 2 da ladies room or 2 da canteen....theres a few dat....u know...jus stare!! n eye me from top 2 bottom :offended: ....its so sick!!! :grumbling :heated:
wat do i dooooooooooooo?! i mean i even wear hijab n dat....silly men!! :grumbling
take care
w/salaam :)
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IbnAbdulHakim
04-18-2006, 05:47 PM
:rant: :grumbling
answer: loosest niqab in the world or u can jus go around wearing a dustbin bag, that shud put the foul fishes off!!! ;D
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Nawal89
04-18-2006, 06:00 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Abd'Majid
:rant: :grumbling
answer: loosest niqab in the world or u can jus go around wearing a dustbin bag, that shud put the foul fishes off!!! ;D
Nafster darlin if i ever saw you walking around in a dustbin bag i would stare....and stare...and stare...and still stare some more ;D
ignoooore them. They can see anything cant they?
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Salaamz
lol bro Abd'Majid haha ;D
oh ryt okie sis Nawal....it jus dat it gets 2 me at tymz....das all :'(
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Nawal89
04-18-2006, 06:13 PM
Yell at them and say whatcha starin at? They'll turn their heads away and wont look at you again thats for sure.;)
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Salaamz
LOL!! ;D haha dat wud be gud.....but nah 4get it...they luk mean lolz....i'll jus try ma best 2 avoid dem..... :)
w/salaam :)
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minaz
04-18-2006, 10:02 PM
Just realised, 101 pages! How the ....... has this thread been allowed to get this far!
Allah knows best!
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Bittersteel
04-19-2006, 01:20 AM
nope its 38 pages...for me.
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MinAhlilHadeeth
04-19-2006, 10:44 AM
same^^^
My dad keeps threatening 2 marry me off 2 sum1:(. What shud i do? I have this image of this forty year old guy with a bald head n a pot belly, screaming 'WOMANNNN, WHERE'S MY DAMN FOOD????' in my head.... i'm scared!:'(
:w:
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Sister_6038
04-19-2006, 10:53 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
~Mu'MiNaH~
same^^^
My dad keeps threatening 2 marry me off 2 sum1:(. What shud i do? I have this image of this forty year old guy with a bald head n a pot belly, screaming 'WOMANNNN, WHERE'S MY DAMN FOOD????' in my head.... i'm scared!:'(
:w:
daddyo cant threaten you to marry anyone...if you dont wanna get married then he cant make you...if he tries to force you....it wont be recognised as a marriage in the eyes of Allah....man i get sho sho confused why parentos do this it make me tery tery sad....
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afriend2
04-19-2006, 10:58 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
~Mu'MiNaH~
same^^^
My dad keeps threatening 2 marry me off 2 sum1:(. What shud i do? I have this image of this forty year old guy with a bald head n a pot belly, screaming 'WOMANNNN, WHERE'S MY DAMN FOOD????' in my head.... i'm scared!:'(
:w:
salaam,
lolz ukhtee, ;D i feel sorry for all the bald men with pot bellys now! :'( espeically since my dad nearly falls into that category!!! :okay:
but anyways tell your dad youre not ready, however if you are then ask your dad for a say in the decision in finding a brother! :) :brother:
wassalam
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minaz
04-19-2006, 09:58 PM
My dad keeps threatening 2 marry me off 2 sum1. What shud i do? I have this image of this forty year old guy with a bald head n a pot belly, screaming 'WOMANNNN, WHERE'S MY DAMN FOOD????' in my head.... i'm scared!
Don't feel threatened,
http://www.fco.gov.uk/servlet/Front?...=1094234857863 Reply
extinction
04-20-2006, 03:42 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Abd'Majid
what food group is fish classified as?
a little boy has jus been curcumsised and if running after you wiv siccors what do you do?
I dont think somone who's just been circumsized would be running? food group for fish = bengali
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MinAhlilHadeeth
04-20-2006, 10:39 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
minaz
Isn't there a way around it without getting the kuffar involved?:?
I don't want to hand him over to the feds.:offended:
:w:
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Sister_6038
04-20-2006, 10:41 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
~Mu'MiNaH~
Isn't there a way around it without getting the kuffar involved?:?
I don't want to hand him over to the feds.:offended:
:w:
sis why dont you get your local imam to talk to him....
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Salaamz
wheres bro muezzin???
tc w/salaam :)
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aamirsaab
04-20-2006, 04:43 PM
:sl:
format_quote Originally Posted by
nafy_luvz_u
Wheres bro muezzin???
Revising upstairs.
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Silver Pearl
04-20-2006, 04:57 PM
1) Do you think I should ask my brother to pay for my trip expenses to visit him?
2) Do you know who Sheikh AbdulRashed is?
:wasalamex
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minaz
04-20-2006, 07:39 PM
Aright I’ll ask two questions:
1) Do you think I should ask my brother to pay for my trip expenses to visit him?
2) Do you know who Sheikh AbdulRashed is?
1) Not only ask him to pay, tell him to throw you a visiting party too!
2) No, is he muslim?
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IbnAbdulHakim
04-21-2006, 03:34 PM
whoah this thread has been goin downhill. ok next question!!!
how do i control the urges to flykick a colleague of mine>? (keep in mind his teeth luk like they could easily fly out and dig into you like bullets oh and he doesnt ever brush them)
:peace: ;D
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Bittersteel
04-21-2006, 04:05 PM
away for his honeymoon.
My dad keeps threatening 2 marry me off 2 sum1. What shud i do? I have this image of this forty year old guy with a bald head n a pot belly, screaming 'WOMANNNN, WHERE'S MY DAMN FOOD????' in my head.... i'm scared!
I hope your nightmare comes true.Good Luck.May the force be with you.
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IbnAbdulHakim
04-21-2006, 04:09 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Emir Aziz
I hope your nightmare comes true.Good Luck.May the force be with you.
[S]whoah you got issues!!!!dont wish evil for your sister :anger:[/S]
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04-21-2006, 04:12 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
aamirsaab
:sl:
Revising upstairs.
Whats he revising?! I thought he was a know-it-all?! :heated:
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Muezzin
04-21-2006, 06:15 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Abd'Majid
how do i control the urges to flykick a colleague of mine>? (keep in mind his teeth luk like they could easily fly out and dig into you like bullets oh and he doesnt ever brush them)
:peace: ;D
If it feels right, do it.
:p
format_quote Originally Posted by Islamic Kuri
Whats he revising?! I thought he was a know-it-all?!
I've got a Tort exam on May 4th. Make Dua for me or I'll haunt you when I die. :)
Next!
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afriend2
04-21-2006, 06:37 PM
salaam,
inshAllah you'll pass with flying colours innit :)
]question: should i wear all black when im on my work experience?:? my mum says it might freak the lil kids out. but i love my black jilbaabs...i dont feel right without them :X
wassalam
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04-21-2006, 06:40 PM
I've got a
Tort exam on May 4th.
Come again...:? Reply
Sister_6038
04-21-2006, 06:40 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
nazia
salaam,
inshAllah you'll pass with flying colours innit :)
]question: should i wear all black when im on my work experience?:? my mum says it might freak the lil kids out. but i love my black jilbaabs...i dont feel right without them :X
wassalam
sis why not try other colours....im getting my jilbabs made in quite a few colours....
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IbnAbdulHakim
04-21-2006, 06:41 PM
why is the phrase, "GOOD GOD MAN!" used in a derogetarive way even though every word seems to be something good :?
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afriend2
04-21-2006, 06:43 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Hatshepsut
sis why not try other colours....im getting my jilbabs made in quite a few colours....
salaam,
the thing is ever since i was a wee lil girl :) my mums told me to wear black outside...so i dont stand out :) ....i have navy blue jilbaabs...(but theyre wedding ones and have gold embroidery on the sleeves :okay: - i will not wear that!!! :offended: )
my mums suggested in wearing a coloured hijaab....but inshAllah i'll see. :)
wassalam
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04-21-2006, 06:44 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Abd'Majid
why is the phrase, "GOOD GOD MAN!" used in a derogetarive way even though every word seems to be something good :?
Come again...:? I seem to be lost 2day :embarrass Reply
Sister_6038
04-21-2006, 06:44 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
nazia
salaam,
the thing is ever since i was a wee lil girl :) my mums told me to wear black outside...so i dont stand out :) ....i have navy blue jilbaabs...(but theyre wedding ones and have gold embroidery on the sleeves :okay: - i will not wear that!!! :offended: )
my mums suggested in wearing a coloured hijaab....but inshAllah i'll see. :)
wassalam
yeh but if you wear like pale neutral coloured ones you wont be standing out...besides sis its getting WAAARM..i feel like as though im in AFRICA...phewww.....
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IbnAbdulHakim
04-21-2006, 06:46 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Hatshepsut
yeh but if you wear like pale neutral coloured ones you wont be standing out...besides sis its getting WAAARM..i feel like as though im in AFRICA...phewww.....
umm... thats the whole point.. to NOT draw attention to urself :p
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afriend2
04-21-2006, 06:46 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Hatshepsut
yeh but if you wear like pale neutral coloured ones you wont be standing out...besides sis its getting WAAARM..i feel like as though im in AFRICA...phewww.....
salaam,
now youre gonna find me weird....i dont get that hot in the summer :okay: :) Allahu Alem, i feel quite cool :) :happy:
wassalam
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Sister_6038
04-21-2006, 06:47 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Abd'Majid
umm... thats the whole point.. to NOT draw attention to urself :p
*special*
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Sunflower
04-21-2006, 06:47 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Hatshepsut
yeh but if you wear like pale neutral coloured ones you wont be standing out...besides sis its getting WAAARM..i feel like as though im in AFRICA...phewww.....
yea i agree wiv sis hatshepsut...u could try colours like a dark brown....well i fynk dat would mke a nice jilbaab prob coz it smy fav colour @ da moment:) :) :)
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Sister_6038
04-21-2006, 06:48 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
nazia
salaam,
now youre gonna find me weird....i dont get that hot in the summer :okay: :) Allahu Alem, i feel quite cool :) :happy:
wassalam
fair enough but its nice to have variety and bro abd majid...erm erm only BRIGHT BRIGHT colours attract not pale ones...hmmpft
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