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Lonely_Boy
11-04-2005, 07:58 PM
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Well yeh aik new thread Start ker raha hon yahan per sub apnay funny articles or poetry wagera share kar saktay hian ........Phela start meri taraf say hia



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hidaayah
01-09-2006, 04:53 AM
lollllll..: grin:
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08101990
01-09-2006, 04:00 PM
iss naam se already aik thread hai...
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sapphire
01-09-2006, 04:16 PM
LLLLOOOOLLL!!!!i think my dad thinks i've LTP!!!!!jazakallah for that....any more comming????
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Tanzil Ahmed
01-28-2006, 03:54 PM
Acha hai maza aaya
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khaledmm123
03-01-2006, 10:35 AM
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bro loboy aap nae dum par doctor ki degree kab li?:giggling:
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khaledmm123
03-02-2006, 11:00 AM
Originally Posted by zAk
LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL maaaan u made me laugh out loudly
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
:sl: zAK bro lagta hai k tum ko dum kuch ziyada he pasand aai:okay:
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khaledmm123
03-02-2006, 06:18 PM
Originally Posted by Lonely_Boy
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Well yeh aik new thread Start ker raha hon yahan per sub apnay funny articles or poetry wagera share kar saktay hian ........Phela start meri taraf say hia



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:sl: brother
mein ne aap ka islamic article padh kar aap ko buhath serious samgha tha leikin aap to badhe mazahiya nikle ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
allahhafiz
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Lonely_Boy
03-18-2006, 04:57 PM
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Well this is just funny ....and i don't know is it allowed in this forum or not ....but i think that's just funny....but still if admin want then delete and sorry well..... i am affraid of warning don't know why well here it is


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khaledmm123
03-30-2006, 11:23 PM
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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waji
04-01-2006, 07:29 AM
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Zindagi behaal hai, :uhwhat
Sur hai na taal hai, :hmm:
Msg box bhi kangal hai,:embarrass
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,:?
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.:hmm:
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waji
04-01-2006, 07:43 AM
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;D
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Tilmeez
04-01-2006, 08:27 AM
Originally Posted by Lonely_Boy
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Well this is just funny ....and i don't know is it allowed in this forum or not ....but i think that's just funny....but still if admin want then delete and sorry well..... i am affraid of warning don't know why well here it is


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:sl: Lagta hay tum jamia karachi kay Ex Student ho??? mujhay to Jamia kay Dar o Dewar drakht tak achay lagtay hain... tum to phir insaan ho.... Khub guzray gee wasay tum chahoo to mail waghara kar lo....
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waji
04-02-2006, 11:27 AM
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai:)
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,:)
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,:okay:
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.:happy:

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Sanobar
04-02-2006, 11:29 AM
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:lol: funny one..! ;)

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waji
04-02-2006, 11:37 AM
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SHAMMA RO RO :laugh:KAY PARWANOO SAY KHA RAHI HAI:-[
MUJAI RUMAAL LA DO MARI NAAK BHA RAHI HAI:rant:

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waji
04-02-2006, 11:53 AM
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai,:(
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, :hmm:
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, :rolleyes:
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..;)

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gr8man
04-02-2006, 12:36 PM
Originally Posted by wkas
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai,:(
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, :hmm:
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, :rolleyes:
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..;)

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Thats not goes with the mood brother wkas:rollseyes
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gr8man
04-03-2006, 07:29 AM
meri akhon ko ashoob na dekhla mula
itni mazboot nahi taab-e-tamasha meri
meray TV pay nazar aaay na disco ya Rab
"Lab pay ati hay dua ban kay tamana meri"
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khaledmm123
04-03-2006, 07:52 AM
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bhai kiya aap nae khud likha;D
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waji
04-03-2006, 05:10 PM
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Kah Paagaloon kay stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

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waji
04-03-2006, 05:23 PM
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Dil kay dard ko zubaa per laatey nahi,:X
Hum apni aankhon sey ansu bahate nahi,:eek:
Zakhaam chahay kitna hi gahra kiyoon na ho,:exhausted
humm..... DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!:okay:


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waji
04-03-2006, 05:36 PM
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Wife- i will die.:grumbling
Husband- i will also die.:)
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?:heated:
husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!:okay: ;D

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gr8man
04-04-2006, 04:40 PM
Originally Posted by wkas
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Wife- i will die.:grumbling
Husband- i will also die.:)
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?:heated:
husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!:okay: ;D

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Thats soo funny;D ;D ;D
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gr8man
04-04-2006, 05:09 PM
Mera guzra saal...
January main sirsari si mulaqat hum nay ki:)

February main uss say baat hum nay ki :)

March main isharay main paygaam hum nay diya:thankyou:

April main ankhoon say salam hum nay kiya:statisfie

May main akay ankoon main wo buss gaye :shade:

June main akay dil main wo uter gaye:love:

July main khayein hum nay jeenay mernay ki qasmain:embarrass

August main torr deen hum nay zaamanay ki rasmain:happy:

September main achanak un say mulaqat kam ker di :mmokay:

October main un ki yaad main ankhain num kerdin :laugh:

November main jab un ki shadi ka card aya:-\

December main un ko bhan kah k behlaya ye dil...:giggling:
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gr8man
04-04-2006, 05:33 PM
bus yaar kiya karain masrofiyat bhar gaii thi
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gr8man
04-05-2006, 05:51 AM
*~*~*Kal Thand Ho Na Ho!!!*~*~*

Aaj ...





Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo...




Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... .



Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo...




Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo...




Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo...


Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo...



Kya Pata....



Kal Thand Ho Na Ho!!!
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gr8man
04-05-2006, 06:07 AM
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Muslim Knight
04-05-2006, 06:13 AM
La a'fahm
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gr8man
04-07-2006, 02:10 PM
sath Ahliya Kay Chalay Julia Ko Nahi Choora Hamnay
Ahliya Tu Apni Thiin Julia Ko Toot Kay Chaha Ham Nay
Aik Dhokay May Katii Umer Sari Hamari
Kiya Bataiin Ahlia Ko Paya Julia Ko Khuya Ham Nay
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Lonely_Boy
04-08-2006, 07:33 AM
:sl:

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Khayal
04-08-2006, 01:33 PM
Originally Posted by gr8man
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Thanx......Brother gr8man n Brother Lonely.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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life
04-08-2006, 01:49 PM
LOL :giggling:
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gr8man
04-08-2006, 03:35 PM
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Lonely_Boy
04-08-2006, 05:28 PM
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gr8man tusi great ho :) ....tum kuch bhi kerlo iqrar nahi karin gi yeh :P

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life
04-09-2006, 06:49 AM
Originally Posted by gr8man
Mien shayar kay khaylat say mutafiq nahi hoon -larkiya tu jo hain so hain par aaj kal kay larkay bhi kuch kam nahi ..hayi lambhay lambhay baal rakhy hue gale mein locket aur haaton mein bracelet daley .....yeh aur baat hain is holiye mein wo larkay kam aur wo zeyada lagtay hain :D

aur subhab'allah chalakion mein tu do haat agey hain larkiyon say..................

kesi ney kya khub kaha hain............

larkay katal bhi kartay hain tu charcha nahi hota

larkiya aah bhi bar lay tu ho jati hain badnaam
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gr8man
04-09-2006, 07:04 AM
Originally Posted by life
Mien shayar kay khaylat say mutafiq nahi hoon -larkiya tu jo hain so hain par aaj kal kay larkay bhi kuch kam nahi ..hayi lambhay lambhay baal rakhy hue gale mein locket aur haaton mein bracelet daley .....yeh aur baat hain is holiye mein wo larkay kam aur wo zeyada lagtay hain :D

aur subhab'allah chalakion mein tu do haat agey hain larkiyon say..................

kesi ney kya khub kaha hain............

larkay katal bhi kartay hain tu charcha nahi hota

larkiya aah bhi bar lay tu ho jati hain badnaam
sister ahh bhi bar lay nahi ahh bhi mar lay.....
And dear sister kisi nay khoob kaha hay
"Dil pay mat lay yaar"
it was just a joke plz dont mind
wasai apas ki baat hay mind kar nay kay liyey aik cheez ki bohat zaroorat hoti kay bhala kis ki aray bahna Mind ki ;D ;D
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Lonely_Boy
04-09-2006, 07:10 AM
Originally Posted by life
Mien shayar kay khaylat say mutafiq nahi hoon -larkiya tu jo hain so hain par aaj kal kay larkay bhi kuch kam nahi ..hayi lambhay lambhay baal rakhy hue gale mein locket aur haaton mein bracelet daley .....yeh aur baat hain is holiye mein wo larkay kam aur wo zeyada lagtay hain :D

aur subhab'allah chalakion mein tu do haat agey hain larkiyon say..................

kesi ney kya khub kaha hain............

larkay katal bhi kartay hain tu charcha nahi hota

larkiya aah bhi bar lay tu ho jati hain badnaam
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Bhen ji brother gr8 sahi keh rahay hian dil per na lain ub kyia karni such to such hia :) lekin agar app chahti hia ke thori boys ki bhi burai honi chaye to hum app ka yeh shooq bhi poora ker detay hian :) agli post main khush ho jain app :)

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Lonely_Boy
04-09-2006, 07:15 AM
Larrkay Nahin Badaltay . . .


Aik Park main ek Lardka kisi lardki k sath betha huwa dekha

gaya....Aglay din woh kisi doosri lardki k sath betha dekha gaya...or

us se aglay din woh lardka kisi or lardki k sath betha dekha gaya...


MORAL:
LARDKIAN BADAL JATI HAIN MAGER LARDKAY NAHI BADALTAY.....

True Na. Its Ture Love ..!

ub app khush hian Sister :)

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Lonely_Boy
04-09-2006, 07:18 AM
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Zak bhia 1 baat zara bata dain bari meherbani woh yeh ke jo posting ho rahi hai is dhagay (thread) main i mean is kind ki posting ki ijazat hai ke nahi aisa na ho ke warning a jai :confused: so app isko wazeh (clear) ker dain buhat shukriya

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life
04-09-2006, 10:06 AM
Originally Posted by gr8man
sister ahh bhi bar lay nahi ahh bhi mar lay.....
And dear sister kisi nay khoob kaha hay
"Dil pay mat lay yaar"
it was just a joke plz dont mind
wasai apas ki baat hay mind kar nay kay liyey aik cheez ki bohat zaroorat hoti kay bhala kis ki aray bahna Mind ki ;D ;D
acha jee aap aah martay ho gay hum tu siref aah bartay hain :D

jaha tak dil par lane ki baat hain tu mein nay belkul dil par nahi lee..........wo isliye kay Alhumduliila muj mein assi koi sefahat nahi jo shayar neh aapni nazam mein likhi hain larkiyon kay bare mein.........:)

wo comments tu isliye likhay the kay agar humare mahashray mein koi larki aik ghalti karti hain tu us ki saza us ko sari umar bokatni parti hain aur agar wohi ghalti mard karta hain tu log ussay aik do din mein bohul jatay hain………

aur is nazam ko hi par lo shayar nay larkiyon ki tu borayia genwa dee ……..aur larko ko aasa pesh kar raha tha jisay wo farishta saft raktay ho………….

Sorry mein nay aap ki post mein badmazki bedah kar dee waise mera koi assa irada nahi tha.........
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life
04-09-2006, 10:15 AM
Originally Posted by Lonely_Boy
Larrkay Nahin Badaltay . . .


Aik Park main ek Lardka kisi lardki k sath betha huwa dekha

gaya....Aglay din woh kisi doosri lardki k sath betha dekha gaya...or

us se aglay din woh lardka kisi or lardki k sath betha dekha gaya...


MORAL:
LARDKIAN BADAL JATI HAIN MAGER LARDKAY NAHI BADALTAY.....

True Na. Its Ture Love ..!

ub app khush hian Sister :)

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ahh bhai jee mujhay yeh post par kar koi khushi nahi hui .........astaghfirula mujhay kyon khushi honay lagi is tara ki larkon ki harkaton kay bare mien padh kar..

Allah ta'ala hum sab ko adyyat atta faramaye............ameen
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life
04-09-2006, 10:19 AM
Originally Posted by zAk
pehle sirf is baat ka khayal rakhen ke yeh islamic forum hai...

phir apne aap se pooch len kya theek hai kya nahin :)

Bahut acha mashwara diya hain app nay...........agar hum log appni andar ki awaz son liya kare har buray kam karna say pehlay tu yaqeenan phir hum zindagi mein koi bora kam kare hi nah.........
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life
04-09-2006, 10:32 AM
yeh nazam muhjay dost nay send ki thi jo bahut mazayi hain socha app logo kay saath share karo ...........

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life
04-09-2006, 10:38 AM
agrrrr y its so small ????????????
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life
04-09-2006, 10:45 AM
Originally Posted by zAk
OK now ?

edited ur post.

oh thanks how u done that?
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Lonely_Boy
04-09-2006, 11:27 AM
Originally Posted by life
ahh bhai jee mujhay yeh post par kar koi khushi nahi hui .........astaghfirula mujhay kyon khushi honay lagi is tara ki larkon ki harkaton kay bare mien padh kar..

Allah ta'ala hum sab ko adyyat atta faramaye............ameen
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pata nahi shayed app ko buri lagi hai baat ya nahi but mazrat agar app ko buri lagi hia koi baat.....Tan O Mazah ka matlab to i hope u know better....but yehi ho raha tha offcourse hum bhi nahi chahtay kay koi aisa larka ho ya larki ho ....aur yeh poetries hain woh bhi aik tafreeh ki had tak hian .......khair again sorry .....next time INSHALLAH khayal rukhon ga
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khaledmm123
04-09-2006, 04:35 PM
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achi shayiri hai
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life
04-11-2006, 10:11 AM
Originally Posted by Lonely_Boy
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pata nahi shayed app ko buri lagi hai baat ya nahi but mazrat agar app ko buri lagi hia koi baat.....Tan O Mazah ka matlab to i hope u know better....but yehi ho raha tha offcourse hum bhi nahi chahtay kay koi aisa larka ho ya larki ho ....aur yeh poetries hain woh bhi aik tafreeh ki had tak hian .......khair again sorry .....next time INSHALLAH khayal rukhon ga

you dont have to say sorry bro .........mere khayal mein mein neh hi us nazam ko zeyada serious lay lia tha...........warna tan o mazah tu serif mazah lenay keliye hota hain nah kay tankeed karna key liye...........;D

you keep posting your funny stuff i love reading them ..............:)
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Khayal
04-13-2006, 02:18 AM
Originally Posted by life
yeh nazam muhjay dost nay send ki thi jo bahut mazayi hain socha app logo kay saath share karo ...........

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;D ;D
yun girtay hein aurtoon pay darhi :brother: saja k..:giggling:


Cycle lari hai tum say darhi:brother: nahein...:giggling:


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Lonely_Boy
04-14-2006, 04:07 PM
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Mobile K Sath Connection Free Hai To Dramo`n K Sath Fashion Free Hai, Doodh K Sath Paani Or Paani K Sath Machar Free Hai, Police K Sath Rishwat, Hukumat K Sath Mehangayie, America K Sath Jungein Or China K Sath Umangein Free Hain . Larki K Sath Jahaiz, Jahaiz K Sath Lanat, Mohabbat K Sath Matlab Or Pyar K Sath Lazzat Free Hai, Phool K Sath Kanwal, Shayar K Sath Ghazal, Taleem K Sath Aqal Or Imtehan K Sath Naqal Free Hai, Filmo`n K Sath Be Hayaie, Jalwo`n K Sath Angrayie, Ameer K Sath Mafahimat Or Gareeb K Sath Hasrat Free Hai . Traino`n K Sath Khatpat, Raksho`n K Sath Pat Pat, Nokri K Sath Dhakkay, Berozgari K Sath Ghisay Jootay, Burhapay K Sath Lathi Or Jawani K Sath Azadi Free Hai .

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gr8man
04-15-2006, 09:34 AM
Faqeer: Janab meri Madad kijiyey mara saman balbachay ghar sab kuch jalgaya
Sahab: Kiya saboot hay tumharay pass
Faqeer: Janab saboot! woo bhi sath hi jal gaya
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gr8man
04-15-2006, 09:39 AM
Aik Mulana sahhab nay kaha "Jo shakhss kisi yateem kay sar per hath pheray ga tu usay utna sawab milay ga jitna us kay sar per bal hoon gay"
aik admi uth kar bola "janab yateem agar ganja hoo tu"
:D :D :D
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waji
04-20-2006, 07:36 AM
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Aik bacha apnay abbu se kehta hai ke abbu mujhe motor cycle dila dien abbu kehtay hain beta allah ne paoon kis liye diye hain
beta kehta hai
aik break laganay ke liye
doosra gear laganay ke liye
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Inshallah
04-20-2006, 07:49 AM
eik bacha ta uska naam wkas ta, woh bohat rota ta, isliye ki india nai pakistan ko cricket match mai bhoon kai daldiya.
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waji
04-20-2006, 07:55 AM
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hahahaha yeh post batatee hay kay app relax nahi hain

aik lambi saance laain aur
phir post karain

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Inshallah
04-20-2006, 07:59 AM
galat maat lai yaar, cher nai ki aadat hai shuroo sai.
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waji
04-22-2006, 05:55 AM
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Pappu found answer to the most difficult question ever- :?

What comes first - the chicken or the egg? :rollseyes

:rant: O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo pehlay ayega!:statisfie


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life
04-22-2006, 06:56 AM
Originally Posted by zAk
:haha:

Pappu ka bhi jawaab nahin :D

par wo pappu ka hi jawab tha.......
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Inshallah
04-22-2006, 07:02 AM
Do dost film dekhnay gaye rastay main pan ki dukan se paan khareed liya , aur aagey peeche beth gaye, beech film main aagey bethay dost nai mushkil main kaha paan tuke na hai, peechey walai ne kaha yaar aglay ki jaib main dalday tou usne kaha nahi is tarah tou usko pata chal jaye ga, tou peechay walai ne kaha abhi tak tujh ko pata chala ?
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Lonely_Boy
04-23-2006, 05:53 PM
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gr8man
04-24-2006, 07:29 AM
Aik Pagal dosaray Pagal say "May yey puri dunya khareed lon ga"
Dosara Pagal "abay may bechonga too tu khareeday ga na"
:D :D
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gr8man
04-24-2006, 07:57 AM
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye, mashoka hogi teri..Meri to behan

;D ;D ;D
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extinction
04-24-2006, 08:09 AM
Originally Posted by Inshallah
eik bacha ta uska naam wkas ta, woh bohat rota ta, isliye ki india nai pakistan ko cricket match mai bhoon kai daldiya.
lol this is the funniest english/urdu post
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waji
04-27-2006, 11:40 AM
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Pappu ek sadhu se bola" Baba,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi hal batao.:heated:

Sadhu: Beta, agar koi hal hota :rollseyes to main sadhu kyun banta?

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waji
04-27-2006, 11:43 AM
:sl:

Teacher : What's Ford?

Pappu: Gaari.:statisfie

Teacher : What's Oxford?

Pappu : So simple, Bail Gaar:rollseyes

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gr8man
04-27-2006, 03:05 PM
Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai ?
3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...
1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti hai mein peejata hoon"

2nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker k ketlee mein hee peejata hoon "

3rd one" uhh.. yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon(mouth) mein doodh, patee aur cheenee(sugar) daltaa hoon aur c
:D ;D :D
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gr8man
04-27-2006, 03:11 PM
:Ek Masoom Larka:

Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the?
Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen?
Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.
Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.
Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???
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08101990
04-28-2006, 09:46 PM
LOL. that's real funny. cool! ;D
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IslamInside
05-08-2006, 11:13 AM
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IslamInside
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IslamInside
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IslamInside
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IslamInside
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IslamInside
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IslamInside
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IslamInside
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waji
05-10-2006, 10:14 AM
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Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
Izzat hai to Ladki hai
Ladki hai to Tension hai
Tension hai to Concern hai
Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
Khawab hai to Growth hai
Growth hai to Zindagi hai
Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye......


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life
05-11-2006, 04:43 PM
Originally Posted by wkas
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Bas ghumnewala chahiye......[/B]

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LOL matlab driver
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Far7an
05-28-2006, 08:04 PM
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My first try:

Eik bakree paharr per charhee

Aur charhatee gayee

Aur charhatee gayee

Aur dosri taraf say uttar gayee...
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era
05-31-2006, 04:56 PM
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ek shayr

k meer chaltay gay chaltay gay chaltay gay.........
aur...........gali aatay hi mudh gay
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waji
06-01-2006, 10:12 AM
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Kiya Batoon:rant: meray Dil main kiya hay :rollseyes
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Arrey:mmokay:
arteries,veins aur blood hay aur kiya :okay:


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waji
06-01-2006, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by zÂk
reaaaaaaaaally ? :omg:
:happy: koi shaak hay apko

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waji
06-01-2006, 11:13 AM
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Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya:loving:
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?:-\

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai:rollseyes
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Ha:mmokay:

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai:confused:
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha:offended:

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge:Evil:
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge:smile:

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Kaun?:?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Reason:grumbling

Shaadi ke pehle - chal chayya chayya:)
Shaadi ke baad - Aao aab laut chale:-\


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waji
06-04-2006, 07:16 PM
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Lonely_Boy
06-11-2006, 05:09 PM
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Good One Brother

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life
06-13-2006, 03:47 PM
Originally Posted by Far7an
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My first try:

Eik bakree paharr per charhee

Aur charhatee gayee

Aur charhatee gayee

Aur dosri taraf say uttar gayee...
LOL nice try bro far7an ............
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life
06-13-2006, 03:50 PM
nice shairi bro wkas...........
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waji
06-13-2006, 05:48 PM
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Here'z a conversation between two guyz X n Y::argue:

X: aap chinese hein?:? :rollseyes
Y: nahi
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: kahaa hai na, nahi!:rant:
X: acha acha, woh to sab theek hai...:rollseyes lakin aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi nahi nahi!!!! :rant: ab agar tum ne yeh poocha to mein tumhein maroon ga!:mad:
X: ok, waisay bhai jan,:rolleyes: aap chinese hein?
Y beats X badly..
X (maar khaanay ke baad): yaar banda kuch lihaaz kar leta hai,:exhausted yeh to batayein ke kia aap chinese hein?:?
Y: nahi huun... (then Y runs and get to the roof top of a high building, X follows him and get there too)...
then on the roof top:
X: aap chinese hein?:?
Y: nahi huun nahi huun nahi huun......:enough!: ab agar kahaa na to mein jump kar doon ga roof se......:grumbling .:'( :uuh: :enough!:
X: acha!:Evil: to phir aap chinese hein?;)
Y runz, n jumps from the roof...X follows him and jumps too...
in the air while falling:
X: aap chinese hein?:?
Y: nahi, (then both fall down n get injured)
X: aap aik baar kah kyun nahi daitay ke aap chinese hein?:sunny:
Y: acha haan...:heated: huun phir?
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X: Achaa!!!!!!!!!!! :uuh: LAGTAY TO NAHI;D


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gr8man
06-14-2006, 01:11 PM
Haha very GUD
but bro can u tell me werez the funny thing in ur post
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waji
06-21-2006, 06:27 PM
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MURGI USKE TEEN BACCHON K SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI ...
ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PAANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA...
AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE...???
BOLO BOLO....
ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE .....
BOLO BOLO...
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BACHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI............


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waji
06-21-2006, 06:47 PM
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Santa asks Banta: Y do U prefer Prepaid connection over Postpaid?
Banta: Prepaid mein bahut faida hai, isme Call kay baad Bill Barhnay ke bajaye kam hota hai..


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waji
07-03-2006, 03:41 PM
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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar,
where he lives, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return. He called up his mother
to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the
next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught
mother ran and asked him "Oye Puttar, tenu ki hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oye,
ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur
pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"

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