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mmc
02-27-2005, 11:49 AM
Some basic facts of life which applies to the Salaried People.

Bank Balance
First Week : 10000
Second Week : 1000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10

Conveyance
First Week : Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health")

Girl friends
First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her")
Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

Mobile Maintenance
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted o! utgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

And last... but not the least...

Boozing
First Week : "Come, let's go to America and freak out!"
Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in America. Let's go to India."
Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. what say?"
Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health"
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sshuraimno1fan
01-30-2006, 02:16 PM
lmao!! wered u gt tht frm??
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Halima
01-30-2006, 07:11 PM
:sl:

It would be benfical if you were to cite the sources as to where you have gotten this from.

Jazakhallah Khair.

:w:
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Umm Safiya
01-30-2006, 07:13 PM
:sl:

I don't understand it.. Can someone explain it to me? :D
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