a parody of the other thread, which I have just noticed and really cracked me up!
1- The chef ( you'll never go hungry)
2- The hypochondriac (if you by mere chance get sick you know she is planning on killing you soon)
3- The obsessive compulsive (you'll never lose your car keys)
4- The Neurotic (for she can multi-task)
5- The overly medicated ( nothing better than a woman mellowed from drugs) we've $3 in the bank? greatttt, you spent our rent money on a new jacuzzi? I am cool with that.. we have nothing in the fridge? .. that is aight
6- The bargain shopper (she'll stretch your dollars) and you'll appreciate her in jimmy choo at half the price
7- The good story teller ( You'll drift blissfully to sleep sans the insomnia)
take heed!
Text without context is pretext If your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him
Someone said to the Prophet, "Pray to God against the idolaters and curse them." The Prophet replied, "I have been sent to show mercy and have not been sent to curse." (Muslim)
Don't we'll wish we could marry a master chef who is also a nuclear physicist, a soulful poet, devilishly handsome and other things that need not be mentioned on a public forum?
Text without context is pretext If your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him
Hey there! Looks like you're enjoying the discussion, but you're not signed up for an account.
When you create an account, we remember exactly what you've read, so you always come right back where you left off. You also get notifications, here and via email, whenever new posts are made. And you can like posts and share your thoughts. Sign Up
Hide
Looks like you're enjoying the discussion, but you're not signed up for an account.
Posting Permissions
Bookmarks