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    Talking I'm going to prison(work v prison)

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    Work vs Prison

    PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell .
    AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk
    cubicle

    IN PRISON...you get three meals a day
    AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it .

    IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior
    AT WORK...you get more work for good
    behavior

    iN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you .
    AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the
    doors For yourself

    IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games
    AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games
    .

    IN PRISON...you get your own toilet .
    AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who p**s on the seat .
    IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to
    visit .
    AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone .

    IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required
    AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
    they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

    IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens .
    AT WORK...they are called managers

    Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON

    So wot u all think....kinda funny?

    I'm going to prison(work v prison)

    All i hope is for my mums happiness.Shes my light.Shes my dunya.Her tears are my weakness.Her sadness breaks my heart.She is my mirror.A mirror that keeps me alive.Without her am nothing.shes my saaya.How can i leave her.I pray to Allah(swt) to keep me with her forever inshAllah.

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    Re: I'm going to prison(work v prison)

    *rolls off chair laughing as always...lololol great one sis*

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    Re: I'm going to prison(work v prison)


    good post
    I'm going to prison(work v prison)

    وَإِن كُنتُنَّ تُرِدْنَ اللَّهَ وَرَسُولَهُ وَالدَّارَ الْآخِرَةَ فَإِنَّ اللَّهَ أَعَدَّ لِلْمُحْسِنَاتِ مِنكُنَّ أَجْرًا عَظِيمًا

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    Re: I'm going to prison(work v prison)

    LOOOLL!!!
    ROFL!!

    That was jokes man!!!

    Jazakallah sis.

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    Re: I'm going to prison(work v prison)

    LOL! A good one, indeed!

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    alhamdulilah everybodies.....enjoying it.......its a laugh.......

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    All i hope is for my mums happiness.Shes my light.Shes my dunya.Her tears are my weakness.Her sadness breaks my heart.She is my mirror.A mirror that keeps me alive.Without her am nothing.shes my saaya.How can i leave her.I pray to Allah(swt) to keep me with her forever inshAllah.

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    how cum no-ones checking dis....if u wana have a laugh....den view it inshalah

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    All i hope is for my mums happiness.Shes my light.Shes my dunya.Her tears are my weakness.Her sadness breaks my heart.She is my mirror.A mirror that keeps me alive.Without her am nothing.shes my saaya.How can i leave her.I pray to Allah(swt) to keep me with her forever inshAllah.

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    Re: I'm going to prison(work v prison)

    Salam sis woow LOL thanks but heard it before

    W.Salam

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    Re: I'm going to prison(work v prison)

    thnks for sharing
    I'm going to prison(work v prison)


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    Re: I'm going to prison(work v prison)

    lol, good stuff!!

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    Re: I'm going to prison(work v prison)

    After work I will be free to go and do anything I want, while you're still in prison playing games and getting free food.

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    Re: I'm going to prison(work v prison)

    Quote Originally Posted by Hashir21 View Post
    After work I will be free to go and do anything I want, while you're still in prison playing games and getting free food.


    lol.............nice one.........

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    Re: I'm going to prison(work v prison)



    college can classed as a prison as well

    I'm going to prison(work v prison)

    “Whoever puts his trust in Allah, sufficient is Allah for him.”

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    Re: I'm going to prison(work v prison)

    Not funny....

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    Re: I'm going to prison(work v prison)

    salam
    LOL, some good ones in there

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    Re: I'm going to prison(work v prison)

    lol! yeh im cumin 2 hopfuly see u der sis.


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