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  1. 05-01-2006 #1
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    SLIP OF TONGUE

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


    WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."


    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."


    WIFE: "You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

    WIFE: - - -silence - -
    HUSBAND: "ohh crap …":rant:     rani
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    Re: slip of the tongue

    mAY Allah protect me (And you) from marrying to a MAN like that..yeah im a hopelles romanticus and yes i believe in love
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    Re: slip of the tongue

    salam
    lol, mashallah
    jazakallah for that
    wasalam
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  5. 05-02-2006 #4
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    Re: slip of the tongue



    Lolll thats jokezzzzzzzz

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    Re: slip of the tongue

    lol that mans a fish!!!!!!
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    Re: slip of the tongue

    [banana]lol^^^^^[/banana]
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    Re: slip of the tongue

    sALAM,

    lolZ but am sure i heard this b4 tho

    W.salam
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  10. 05-03-2006 #8
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    Re: slip of the tongue

    thanx ppl, i'm not married. i'm 2 young! ait was a joke a friend shared with me!
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    Re: slip of the tongue

    Lol!
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    Re: slip of the tongue

    lol it was good.
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    Re: slip of the tongue

    ncie tht was really good.
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    When the sky is rent asunder, and it becomes red like ointment: Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny. (Al Quran 055.37 - 055.38)
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    Re: slip of the tongue

    ohhhhhhh shooooootzz...i didn't know he gonna say that!! LOLZZZ ..wooow..datz messed uppppp!!! loooooooooolzz
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    Sabrun Jameel..Patience is Beautiful...so be PATIENT!! Inna Allaha ma3 alsabiroon!! DUH..loolzz :-D
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    Re: slip of the tongue

    Salam

    LOL, should've been posted on halal funny jokes,
    but nevermind

    Wassalam
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    [BANANA][MAD][MOUSE][S]HackSymptoms 1 - slip of the tongue[/S][/MOUSE]
    If i've made any mistake in my posts, its only because i'm human and i'm vulnerable to satan.[/MAD][/BANANA]
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    Re: slip of the tongue

    in malay words (it is more like slang).... 'KANTOI DAH'.

    hehehe....
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    Re: slip of the tongue

    lol what a dunce....never read the book on playing(j.k there is no book)
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