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    How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer" (OP)


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    LI OLD TIMERS

    *and proud of it!*

    1. You find yourself smiling at the screen.

    2. You know who the top 5 posters are, and can name past top posters.

    3. You have most likely given zAk a rep.

    4. You know how to spell zAk’s name the correct way *but most likely you don’t*.

    5. When referring to the “twins” most likely you know who they are.

    6. You have complained about LI being dead, yet you, yourself aren’t posting.

    7. You have experienced the time out on LI and hope to never experience it again.

    8. You know who the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday mornings are.

    9. You know what DTBC stands for

    10. You know what color the “trainee” mods were (color was awesome too)

    11. You know how to give a rep, what warnings are, and the difference between limited and new members

    12. You can recognize the difference between admins, supermods, and mods.

    13. You think the old smileys were awesome, but do value some of the new smileys.

    14. You’ve been corrected in grammar/spelling by zAk at least once in your lifetime. *if not, lucky you, but know he will one day*

    15. You either are told off for free posting, or you tell someone else off for free posting *as if you were a mod*

    16. Your addicted!! *no matter how many excuses your giving at this point, your still addicted*

    17. Right now you’re probably laughing and going dang, this is soo true!! *which again we will refer to point #1*

    18. You secretly want rep points, but deny all aspects of it in public, so you say Alhemdulilah for MSN.

    19. You have some sort of a nick, and if not you call others by one. E.g. Osman-ozzy, Fi_Sabilillah-fi, Arwa-rara

    20. You may have left the forum at one time, thought of leaving the forum at one time, but you ALWAYS return, even if its weeks or months later *usually u do it within the next 5 min *

    21. You read a thread like 5 times before you actually reply to it, or you wait for a certain someone to reply first.

    22. You have met an LI member, if not you plan to someday.

    23. You have spent over 4 hrs. on LI if not more.

    24. There is something that all members can recognize you by.

    25. You have tried to hold your laughs when reading a post in public, but heck who gives a care if ppl are staring at you in the most awkward way thinking your crazy?!

    26. You know the direct link to LI by heart.

    27. You have explained/replied to a "technical difficulty thread" with ease only because you’ve been there, done that.

    28. You are from the UK *most likely*

    29. You have talked to Mr. Bear and asked reaaaaaaaally crazy questions you probably don’t want to share with us LI members.

    30. You have snuck online when you weren’t supposed to (e.g. at school, home or work.) and you risk getting in trouble for it, but its soo worth it.

    31. You are part of other forums, but consider this forum as your home.

    32. You know who the former nasheed girl is.

    33. The "HNTBE" thread, you probably know what this stands for.

    34. Your either a person that posts dalil, or asks others for dalil.

    35. You think bro Fi is a mini version of bro Ansar.

    36. There are opinions of some members that you value more than others.

    37. You know more than one language.

    38. You can agree that without some members LI isn’t what it is.

    39. You know what "loq" means.

    40. You either value the Imams of the Haramain thread, or you’ve barely/never participated in it.

    41. You were there when they created the brother’s section.

    42. Your rep power is 4 or above.

    43. Your post count is near 1000 or above *way above*

    44. If your post count is under 1000, you’re most likely a reader than a poster.

    45. A thread getting closed down almost becomes an instinct to you.

    46. You frequently post in the General, Comparative Religion, Basic Islam, Marriage, and Halal fun section.

    47. Your probably thinking this list is soo long and feelin a bit guilty that you agree with most of these, and if not you just scrolled up and agreed with this statement.

    48. If you answered yes to most of these, then in the future if you ever log on and it says ur password is incorrect and u attempted 5 more time but then had to wait 15 min and then attempted again and it still didn’t work, u might go through a short heart attack and then log on MSN for help cuz u have some kind of “connections” to a mod or admin.

    49. You probably are thinking *charisma* had too much time on her hands to have made this

    50. You're trying to reach or excel zAk's post count. *never gonna happen, but you can try *

    51. The first you do is check UserCP to check for rep points.

    52. You stubbornly wait for LI members to log into the LI chatroom, even though they are chatting to you via MSN. *another sign of addiction*

    53. You read the replies to a new thread before replying yourself.

    54. You are able to look at a new thread and realize if there was a previous thread that was the same.

    55. You know who won "member of the month" was and when that took place.

    56. You recognize the "Dude!? where's my pizza?" thread.

    57. Now you're probably thinking, "Wow I’m done with the list! Alhemdulilah I’m an LI member " *really deep down inside, your crazy *





    Wanna thank those special members that helped me make this, Barak Allahu Feekum wa Jazakum Allah khair!

    InshAllah this didnt offend anyone.

    Hope you all enjoyed Inshallah.

    fi aman Allah
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    Last edited by *charisma*; 01-30-2006 at 07:04 AM. Reason: just made it a sticky insha Allaah.
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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

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    The real signs of an LI Old Timer:

    1. Remembers the first time zAk made his 20,000th post

    2. Has survived at least one zAk attack

    3. Remembers when Alpha Dude was a rodent

    4. Remembers when Alpha Dude drove a mafia staff car

    5. Remembers the names of the first 4 Admins.

    6. Knows who first replied to my first post
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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    Quote Originally Posted by Woodrow View Post
    The real signs of an LI Old Timer:

    1. Remembers the first time zAk made his 20,000th post

    2. Has survived at least one zAk attack

    3. Remembers when Alpha Dude was a rodent

    4. Remembers when Alpha Dude drove a mafia staff car

    5. Remembers the names of the first 4 Admins.

    6. Knows who first replied to my first post
    He's stopped ?? when , where... ?
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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehmatuAllah WaBarkatuhu

    So apart from Alpi, who else has LI as homepage ?

    FiAmaaniAllah
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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    Homepages? Where has that come out of oldtimers?
    Anyway my homepage is http://www.msn.com

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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    15. You either are told off for free posting, or you tell someone else off for free posting *as if you were a mod*
    GLARE. YANAL?!?
    18. You secretly want rep points, but deny all aspects of it in public, so you say Alhemdulilah for MSN.
    Ahahahahaah. No. :@
    29. You have talked to Mr. Bear and asked reaaaaaaaally crazy questions you probably don’t want to share with us LI members.
    Who's Mr. Bear. :'(
    39. You know what "loq" means.
    Is that a math term O_o
    52. You stubbornly wait for LI members to log into the LI chatroom, even though they are chatting to you via MSN. *another sign of addiction*
    There's a chatroom?
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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    ^^ I think there's a chatroom for each gender section. Though it does confuzzle me much.
    I was gonna say, the one where ZaK posted that it didn't sound like him. It did turn out to be an alpha attack anyway.
    And yah, what does loq mean?
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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha Dude View Post

    Will you tell me what OFG means now? :><:
    Never!

    To tell you what OFG means would be to reveal the meaning of SWF aswell and we cant do that *tssk*

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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    Power to the "Officially Fat Girls" crew
    LOL is this the group i joined?
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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha Dude View Post
    Will you reveal what SWF means, now that you've given the meaning in your sig? Does it mean "Slimming, we fishes (are)"
    <_< Gosh, I really dont have any mean comebacks to that

    But you're right about SWF being about fish

    Quote Originally Posted by amani View Post
    LOL is this the group i joined?
    Alpha attackkkkk! All chargeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (with weapons in hand) <_<
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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    Alpha, stop being so mean!
    Though, I'm considering putting Oriental Flying Gazelles if it'll stop you guys from asking. That sounds pretty cool.
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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    original fat girls crew eh

    sounds haram lol




    alpha i wanted to rep you for that
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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    Power to the "Officially Fat Girls" crew
    akhee alpha, seems like you have us mistaken for your own reflection...


    Though, I'm considering putting Oriental Flying Gazelles if it'll stop you guys from asking. That sounds pretty cool.
    no! let them burn in their curiosity! muhahahaha
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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    Hah! OFG...where do I join?
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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    I did not know that this has been brought to this place as well!!! I just checked this thread by the pure chance

    GREAT!!! now I can officially said that people here are not giving us our privacy even in our private section.

    I dunno why people will kill themselves to know about the others affairs' strange indeed
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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    Many of these applie to people who are just use to posting on forums. I got way more then I thought I would. so many them made me laugh. *i am a newb here...atm*
    my fav
    51. The first you do is check UserCP to check for rep points
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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    I do most of that stuff except I call LI, IB lol. Everyone should switch to the REAL name :P

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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    Quote Originally Posted by OurIslamic View Post
    I do most of that stuff except I call LI, IB lol. Everyone should switch to the REAL name :P
    Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.

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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"



    Ok I dont think this is the best thing to say but I believe Im the oldest member here, with kadafi gone it would leave me. When I look at members join date and compare it to my own I feel like a dinosaur!

    Li has expanded so enormously, starting of as a dawah project at a college then now being amongst the top islamic forums on the net.

    Also no offense sister charisma I love reading your posts and all but this one sounded like you were describing some kinda of mental illness or something lol
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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    OFG lol. this may be out of order but we were watching a documentary at school and it said that Mauratanian men like obese women. Just putting it put there.

    Anyhoozle, this is officially my favorite thread.

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    Re: How to Recognize an "LI OldTimer"

    LOL those things in the first post are true...and yes, I am an IB Oldtimer.


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