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    Mary Poppins was travelling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.

    "Certainly madam," he replied courteously.

    "Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.

    "Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night.
    Would you care to select something from this menu?"

    Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," said Mary.

    "Certainly, madam," he replied.

    "And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely.

    The receptionist nodded and smiled.

    "In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs, please," Mary mused.

    After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night.

    The night passed uneventfully and the next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk.

    "Morning madam...sleep well?"

    "Yes, thank you," Mary replied.

    "Food to your liking?"

    "Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I have had better. Shame about the eggs, though....they really weren't that nice at all," replied Mary truthfully.

    "Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion," said the receptionist.

    "OK, I will...thanks!" replied Mary....who checked out, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.

    Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written.

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    Re: Mary Poppins

    What's funny?
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    Re: Mary Poppins



    I think the end is missing.
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    Re: Mary Poppins

    sallam
    actually the end of the joke goes like this....

    Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written, which stated:
    "Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocio us!"

    don't know if that was supposed to be funny bu oh well
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    Re: Mary Poppins

    lol yh i no, not funny, but i didn't wanna keep the suspense for so long
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    Re: Mary Poppins

    ^ oh lol
    u peolpe need some humor like prank calls. lool thye so funny
    especially when u do them urself
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    Re: Mary Poppins

    lol... I liked that actually!
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    Re: Mary Poppins

    lol...i actually get the joke...lol...
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    Re: Mary Poppins

    i dont get it?
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    Re: Mary Poppins

    yeah Me Neither
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    Re: Mary Poppins

    format_quote Originally Posted by Muslimah421 View Post
    i dont get it?
    Well, have you seen Mary Poppins?? If you havent you probably wont get it and you have GOT to see this movie, its great!!!
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    Re: Mary Poppins

    Oh you bullies, Just laugh man,

    Haha,

    ^ see I done it!

    Not laughing buh still, you can have a rep for trying to make us laugh, keep posting.
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    Re: Mary Poppins

    for those of u who haven't seen mary poppin's , the joke's associated with her trademark word - ' supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' (" a word to say when u're speechless")
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    Re: Mary Poppins

    Mary Poppin was my hero when I was kid.

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    Re: Mary Poppins

    Mary Poppins sings a song and she uses that reallllyyy long word during it. This is if you've ever seen it. I sooooooooooooo get it xD
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    Re: Mary Poppins

    format_quote Originally Posted by teen-omar View Post
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    actually the end of the joke goes like this....

    Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written, which stated:
    "Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocio us!"

    don't know if that was supposed to be funny bu oh well


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    Re: Mary Poppins

    loll
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