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When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'

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    What do housewives do all day?

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    A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

    Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
    In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

    In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

    He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, ****my soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

    As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, “What happened here today?” She again smiled and answered, “You know every day when you came home from work and ask me what in the world did I do today?” “Yes,” was his incredulous reply.

    She answered, “Well, today I didn’t do it.”

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    Re: What do housewives do all day?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Good one sis!!!!
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    "The only thing neccesary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." - E. Burke

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    Re: What do housewives do all day?

    lol
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    lol that was great. Jazakillah Khayrun

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    Re: What do housewives do all day?

    haha.. thats a gud one! thnx 4 sharing sis
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    When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'

    A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the cat.

    Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.

    A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was covered with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, cat food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

    He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bath room door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, soap and more toys over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

    As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a book! She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went!

    He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today!!?’

    She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?! wwwislamicboardcom - When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'

    ‘Yes, wwwislamicboardcom - When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'’ was his incredulous reply.

    She answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it.’ wwwislamicboardcom - When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'
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    Re: When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'

    Lol!
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    In the name of Allah , the Most Gracious , Ever Merciful

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    Re: When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'

    A man would do it in half the time, but we cant be bothered
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    Re: When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'

    Sorry but that was a bit naff i thought.
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    Re: When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'

    format_quote Originally Posted by nightstar View Post
    A man would do it in half the time, but we cant be bothered
    What? Make the mess? :smile:
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    Re: When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abu Sukkar View Post
    Sorry but that was a bit naff i thought.
    LOL at least this way he'll realise she doesnt sit around doing nothing as he might have thought previously.
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    Re: When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'

    format_quote Originally Posted by Hafsah View Post
    LOL at least this way he'll realise she doesnt sit around doing nothing as he might have thought previously.

    Come on

    your are your own boss

    flexible hours

    No co workers on your back

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    Re: When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'

    format_quote Originally Posted by nightstar View Post
    Come on

    your are your own boss

    flexible hours

    No co workers on your back

    and you can watch the jeremey kyle show lol
    LOL dont watch daytime TV =P

    But basically...what I think the point of the thread is...is that sometimes when hubby gets back from work he might look around..see nothing new and think, 'what in the world did u get up to today?'....not realising that she has taken care of the kids, cleaned the house and cooked etc etc....But if she left it for a day he'd soon realise and not take it for granted
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    Re: When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'

    It is justice from the womens side because when they do clean up,us men don't care but if they don't we get angry and question them.
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    Re: When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'

    AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehmatuAllah WaBarkatuhu

    :eek: I thought this thread was a reply to........... my thread !!!!

    Phew!!! It was just a joke!!! Thats good on the wife!!! Maybe that will finally get the brothers attention

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    Re: When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'

    brothers

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    Re: When a husband asks, 'What did you do today'

    format_quote Originally Posted by Alpha Jr View Post
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    format_quote Originally Posted by nightstar View Post
    A man would do it in half the time, but we cant be bothered
    We greatly lack their multitasking skills bro. I mean, they can cook roti, make chai, clean the sink, feed the kids, watch TV and talk on the phone all at the same time! They = Superwomen.
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