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  1. 11-01-2009 #1
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    [Goybert greets Yoshi]:

    "Hello Yoshi, I heard you know Hebrew"?

    "Yes I do." replied Yoshi.

    Goybert: I was wondering what the Hebrew for he is?

    Yoshi: Hu.

    Goybert: Not any one in particular, I just wanted to know what is he?

    Yoshi: Hee is she.

    Goybert: Who?

    Yoshi: No, Hu is he.

    Goybert: I thought you said he is she?

    Yoshi: Yes, that is correct.

    Goybert: What is correct?

    Yoshi: Hee is she.

    Goybert: I have no idea what you said. Who is she?

    Yoshi: No, hu is he.

    Goybert: I dont want to know who he is, now I want to know what she is in Hebrew?

    Yoshi: Hee.

    Goybert: He Who?

    Yoshi: Yes that is correct. But, hee is she.

    Goybert: Who is she?

    Yoshi: No, hu is he.

    Goybert: Why do you keep asking me "who is he"?

    Yoshi: I thought you were asking me what he is in Hebrew?

    Goybert: Me?

    Yoshi: That is who.

    Goybert: Who is me?

    Yoshi: No, hu is he, mee is who.

    Goybert: I don't want to know who you are, I want to know who is he?

    Yoshi: That is correct.

    Goybert: But, I have no idea what I am saying.

    Yoshi: But you say it so well.

    Goybert: Who me?

    Yoshi: Why are you asking me who he is?

    Goybert: No, I am asking you what is he.

    Yoshi: Hee is she.

    Goybert: Who is she?

    Yoshi: No, hu is he.

    Goybert: I am very lost. Me is who? Who is he? He is She?

    Yoshi: Very good, you said that very well.

    Goybert: What did I say?

    Yoshi: Mee is who, hu is he and hee is she.

    Goybert: Well if you must know, you are crazy, I don't know who he is and if she is a he, I sure don't want to know her?

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    From Occupied Palestine:

    We have suffered too much for too long. We will not accept apartheid masked as peace. We will settle for no less than our freedom.


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    Re: Learning Hebrew



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    Christ will never be proud to reject to be a slave to God .....holy Quran, chapter Women , 4: 172

    recitation:http://quran.jalisi.com
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    Re: Learning Hebrew

    Now I'm confused!
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    Re: Learning Hebrew

    I have studied hebrew too. This is correct:

    Mee is who, hu is he and hee is she

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    From Occupied Palestine:

    We have suffered too much for too long. We will not accept apartheid masked as peace. We will settle for no less than our freedom.


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    Re: Learning Hebrew

    looooooooool
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    ''LIVE for the sake of ALLAH, LOVE for the sake of ALLAH, FIGHT for the sake of ALLAH, & DIE for the sake of ALLAH''
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    Re: Learning Hebrew

    lol!!
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    Re: Learning Hebrew

    wow dats a mouth full
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    IB Arabic Writing Contest prize signature !! !!
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    Re: Learning Hebrew

    Lol
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    There is a blessing in trials...
    ...they are a means of purifying you, so you can go to the most purest place:
     Jannah



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    Re: Learning Hebrew

    Hee Hee
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    Re: Learning Hebrew

    Ahah very funny! Would be even better to see two people argue this out in real life...
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    Re: Learning Hebrew

    double lol, nice joke
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    Re: Learning Hebrew

    format_quote Originally Posted by sister harb View Post
    I have studied hebrew too. This is correct:

    Mee is who, hu is he and hee is she

    Haha.. Thanks for sharing. But I'm not who. And ya, who is he? OMG he is she?
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