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    "No! One at a time! One at a time!" [Funny]

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    Asalaam alaikum warahmatulah wabarakatu

    "No! One at a time! One at a time!" [Funny]


    Shaikh Muhammad al-Arifi’ says;
    He (a poor man) went on making tawaaf around the Ka'aba saying "Oh Allah forgive us and tajaawaz anna (??)" And so the poor man was supplicating. [Eventually] He became very hot and had a heat stroke and collapsed on the ground.

    So they (people) picked him up and took him to the Ajyaad Hospital, opposite the Haram. They put him in the hospital - cool was the place with a white bed and bed cover and cool moist air was blown onto him.

    After 4-5 hours, he awoke. Upon waking up, he turned right and left only to find the room all white. He looked to the bed cover, mattress and bed only to find that they [too] where white. The poor man smelt the smell [in the room] - and of course it was the smell of dettol - but it was better than his smell, and the smell pleased him.
    So he assumed that he was in Jannah! (Paradise) [To which] he exclaimed: "Allahu Akbar! Ash-hadu anna wa'ad Allahi hakun! Al JANNAH! Al Jannah! (Allah is the greatest! I bear witness that Allah's promise is true! Al Jannah! Al Jannah!")"

    He then turned to his right and found 5 Filippino nurses [standing there]. When he saw them wearing all white, he said: "Allahu Akbar! Al hoor al ayn! Al hoor al ayn! Al hoor al ayn!"[the women of Paradise]
    The nurses didn't understand what this man was saying. So they assumed that he was crazy. [This man then] tried to get out of his bed, he took the bed cover [off him] and threw it down, to get to the "Hoor Al Ayn"
    The nurses rushed towards him to hold him. So he told them, "No, one by one, one by one!" So the poor man thought he was [in Jannah/Paradise] with the Hoor Al Ayn!
    See Sheikh Mohammad Al Arifi narrating the Event in Arabic;
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    Re: "No! One at a time! One at a time!" [Funny]

    He really must've been out of it lol
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    Re: "No! One at a time! One at a time!" [Funny]

    hahaha brother
    I saw this vid of sheikh areefi. it's really hilarious . I can't stop the laughing right now hahahaha
    "No! One at a time! One at a time!" [Funny]


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    Re: "No! One at a time! One at a time!" [Funny]

    Errrr.... so the joke a poor confused man suffering from an illness tried to rape the nurses in his hospital and was sent to a mental institute? I don't get it. This is s'posed to be a true story?
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    Re: "No! One at a time! One at a time!" [Funny]

    LOL! Hilarious!

    Errrr.... so the joke a poor confused man suffering from an illness tried to rape the nurses in his hospital and was sent to a mental institute? I don't get it. This is s'posed to be a true story?
    No, it was a man who was ill and he was brought to hospital. Cool air was blown onto him and he woke up to find everything white and smelling good - he thought he had entered Jannah. As he thought this, he looked on his right hand side, 5 nurses were standing there, all dressed in white. He must have thought them to be hoors as they must have been beautiful. They all rushed to him and he said no, 1 by 1, meaning he will satisfy himself with them 1 by 1. This is what a man's desire is, so Allah will give men hoors in jannah.
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