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    This happens to me all too often !



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    فَبِأَيِّ ءَالَآءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ
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    Narrated Jubair ibn Mut’im: The Messenger of Allah (S.A.W), said: "He is not one us who calls for `Asabiyah, (nationalism/tribalism) or who fights for `Asabiyah or who dies for `Asabiyah." [Sunan Abu Dawud (Vol. 2, pg. 753) No. 5121]
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    This cracked me up! Don't worry my lovely Sister muslimah_B, we will be fat together! I'M JOKING!!! Well, I'll be fat but you'll get a whack from me for saying such horrid things about yourself!
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    فَبِأَيِّ ءَالَآءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ
    "Then which of the favours of Your Lord will ye deny?"
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    format_quote Originally Posted by Qurratul Ayn View Post
    This cracked me up! Don't worry my lovely Sister muslimah_B, we will be fat together! I'M JOKING!!! Well, I'll be fat but you'll get a whack from me for saying such horrid things about yourself!
    Haha as long as whatever you whack me with is edible like a breadstick or chcocolate bar Foto jokes
    No but honestly i tried dieting and it failed my face was exactly like that cats LOOL
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    Narrated Jubair ibn Mut’im: The Messenger of Allah (S.A.W), said: "He is not one us who calls for `Asabiyah, (nationalism/tribalism) or who fights for `Asabiyah or who dies for `Asabiyah." [Sunan Abu Dawud (Vol. 2, pg. 753) No. 5121]
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    فَبِأَيِّ ءَالَآءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ
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    Narrated Jubair ibn Mut’im: The Messenger of Allah (S.A.W), said: "He is not one us who calls for `Asabiyah, (nationalism/tribalism) or who fights for `Asabiyah or who dies for `Asabiyah." [Sunan Abu Dawud (Vol. 2, pg. 753) No. 5121]
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    Like the day I was eating Magnum and my friend came and said 'I found out it's haraam!' She always reads those dubious lists circulating the net.

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    format_quote Originally Posted by noraina View Post
    Like the day I was eating Magnum and my friend came and said 'I found out it's haraam!' She always reads those dubious lists circulating the net.

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    Omg looool that is my face all the time when that happens and the foods hanging out my mouth haha Foto jokes
    But what do you mean magnums arent halal ? Are you pulling my leg Foto jokes
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    format_quote Originally Posted by muslimah_B View Post
    Omg looool that is my face all the time when that happens and the foods hanging out my mouth haha
    But what do you mean magnums arent halal ? Are you pulling my leg
    What's worse is when you have eaten a good portion of it and you found out its haraam only happened twice in my life but that feeling is horrible!

    Lol, I don't trust my friend's lists as she's scared the daylights out of me before concerning food. I did my own research and found mixed results. I mean in the UK you can look out for the vegetarian sign and make sure there's no alcohol and it should be okay inshaAllah - also anything like shellac or insect ingredients. Otherwise should be fine - checked the ingredients on my chocolate magnum and it looked good.
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    format_quote Originally Posted by noraina View Post
    What's worse is when you have eaten a good portion of it and you found out its haraam only happened twice in my life but that feeling is horrible!

    Lol, I don't trust my friend's lists as she's scared the daylights out of me before concerning food. I did my own research and found mixed results. I mean in the UK you can look out for the vegetarian sign and make sure there's no alcohol and it should be okay inshaAllah - also anything like shellac or insect ingredients. Otherwise should be fine - checked the ingredients on my chocolate magnum and it looked good.
    Haha, yea i had one of those sykopaths throw away my milkyway yogurts, i was so deppressed it was gonna be my breakfast LOL... the smaller tubs didnt have gelatine and were vegetarian but the bigger tubs wernt !!!!
    I gave her a good scolding to trust i check labels, i literally take ages in the shops reading the labels LOOOOL
    And most chocolate dessertd or puddings have beef/pork gelatine Foto jokes (pls dont ask me why meat is in dessert i couldnt tell you except people are weird lol)

    What is shellac (honestly pls i dont need a heart attack lol, I just make sure no alcohol and no animal fats)
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    format_quote Originally Posted by muslimah_B View Post
    Haha, yea i had one of those sykopaths throw away my milkyway yogurts, i was so deppressed it was gonna be my breakfast LOL... the smaller tubs didnt have gelatine and were vegetarian but the bigger tubs wernt !!!!
    I gave her a good scolding to trust i check labels, i literally take ages in the shops reading the labels LOOOOL
    And most chocolate dessertd or puddings have beef/pork gelatine (pls dont ask me why meat is in dessert i couldnt tell you except people are weird lol)

    What is shellac (honestly pls i dont need a heart attack lol, I just make sure no alcohol and no animal fats)
    I have no idea why people put animal products into desserts - sometimes you'll find gelatine in the strangest of places.

    Shellac is the resin from the female lac bug - it isn't halal and sometimes is used to coat candies. All you do is read through the ingredients to make sure there's no shellac.

    Yep, I'm a chronic label-reader myself I think I must get weird looks in the shops as I stand there muttering to myself reading the small print.
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