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    format_quote Originally Posted by noraina View Post
    I have no idea why people put animal products into desserts - sometimes you'll find gelatine in the strangest of places.

    Shellac is the resin from the female lac bug - it isn't halal and sometimes is used to coat candies. All you do is read through the ingredients to make sure there's no shellac.

    Yep, I'm a chronic label-reader myself I think I must get weird looks in the shops as I stand there muttering to myself reading the small print.
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    I think there was this one time i was in the yogurt dessert section for a good 10mins, and i was nwxt to this lady who quickly picked something, came back a few mins later and saw me there, and gave me this weird funny look like "are you really still here, how fat are you" LOL as she came closer to get a 2nd thing i said out loud " ewww why does this dessert have pig in it" she paused to grab what i was looking at and picked something else and quickly sped away LOOOOL
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    Narrated Jubair ibn Mut’im: The Messenger of Allah (S.A.W), said: "He is not one us who calls for `Asabiyah, (nationalism/tribalism) or who fights for `Asabiyah or who dies for `Asabiyah." [Sunan Abu Dawud (Vol. 2, pg. 753) No. 5121]
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    format_quote Originally Posted by muslimah_B View Post
    I think there was this one time i was in the yogurt dessert section for a good 10mins, and i was nwxt to this lady who quickly picked something, came back a few mins later and saw me there, and gave me this weird funny look like "are you really still here, how fat are you" LOL as she came closer to get a 2nd thing i said out loud " ewww why does this dessert have pig in it" she paused to grab what i was looking at and picked something else and quickly sped away LOOOOL
    I think that also non-Muslims, if they would know and think about it few moments that they actually might have pig in their yogurt, they would be like
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    فَبِأَيِّ ءَالَآءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ
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    فَبِأَيِّ ءَالَآءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ
    "Then which of the favours of Your Lord will ye deny?"
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    This is totally me!

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    فَبِأَيِّ ءَالَآءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ
    "Then which of the favours of Your Lord will ye deny?"
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    As cute as this might seem, remember a successful day begins with Fajar. Don't miss it for the world! May Allah unite us with our loved ones. Ameen
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    Loool, I want to run out of the room. And not just parents, but every aunty, uncle and desi stranger you bump into.
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    format_quote Originally Posted by farhan View Post
    As cute as this might seem, remember a successful day begins with Fajar. Don't miss it for the world! May Allah unite us with our loved ones. Ameen
    - Mufti Menk

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    And verily for everything that a slave loses there is a substitute, but the one who loses Allah will never find anything to replace Him.”
    [Related by Ibn al-Qayyim in ad-Dâ' wad-Dawâ Fasl 49]


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    Story of my life - I somehow end up thinking towards the end of Ramadan I'll manage on water and some dates
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    We are nowadays live with the alternative truths. These might be suitable snacks if you decide to start your alternative diet:

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    ‪When you’re out having fun in the snow
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    ^ Isn´t there any place for sisters to pray too?

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    Its hilarious when kids put these unexpected answers on their hw/tests
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