A man was on a boat that capsized in the sea. Alhamdulillah the waves cast him up on a desert island. After months of loneliness, a beautiful colored bottle washed up on the beach. The man picked it up and caressed it, admiring its beauty, until a genie came out in a puff of smoke. “Thank you for releasing me from my prison,” the genie said. “I grant you any wish you like. I can’t do magic, but I’m very strong and wise.” “Wonderful,” the man said. “Build me a bridge back to my country so I can return home.” “Oh, come on,” the genie said. “Do you have any idea what a massive engineering feat that would be? There’s not enough steel or stone in the world for that. I’m just a simple genie. Wish for something realistic.” “Okay then,” the man said. “I wish to understand the mind of a woman.” “Alright,” said the genie, sighing. “Did you want a suspension bridge, cable bridge, or arch bridge?”
Understanding Men:
“IT’S A GUY THING” Translated: “There is no rational thought or logic connected with it.”
“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?” Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR” Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN” Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
“TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.” Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.” Translated: “Are you still talking?”
OH, DON’T FUSS – I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL. “Translated: “I will bleed to death before I admit that I’m not a tough guy.”
“I CAN’T FIND IT.” Translated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”
“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?” Translated: “What did you catch me at?”
“I HEARD YOU.” Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”
“YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.” Translated: “I am used to the way you yell at me, and someone else might be worse.”
“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.” Translated: “Oh, please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.”
“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.” Translated: “No one will ever see us alive again.”
Last edited by Muhammad; 03-31-2022 at 08:55 AM.
Reason: Quoted a deleted post
Any man who understands women is yet to be born. Besides it would be a thing no man could endure. We really have no business or need to understand them, just appreciate them as a blessing. Every man except for Adam(as) has much to owe a woman as for all of us our mother was/is a woman.
This not a joke but real accident. The US Airways pilot landed his plane on Hudson river to save the passanger from crash to the ground. All passanger safe.
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