Is there any way for long life

**abjad** · 02-17-2011

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life

will never come.

**Woodrow** · 02-17-2011

This thread needs a warning on top of it:

WARNING

Do not read this thread,
if your wife is close enough
to see what you are laughing at.

**Endymion** · 02-18-2011

Post #2 is even more funny

**breezes** · 02-18-2011

lol what ? !!!

**tigerkhan** · 02-18-2011

nice joke, and uncle woodrow is also v.nice.

**Asiyah3** · 02-18-2011

lol, nice joke. Does the same apply to women?

**Zuzubu** · 02-18-2011

Runaway, obviously.

**arabic alphabet** · 02-18-2011

nice, this thread is for Zuzubu and his cuestion about prophets vife's.

**Rabi'ya** · 02-18-2011

nice....and probably somewhat true for many couples.

May Allah give us healthy and happy marriages...ameen

**long road ahead** · 02-20-2011

I LOVE being married.

**glo** · 02-20-2011

fighting0029 1 - Is there any way for long life

That's all I got to say about that!

rolleye0016 1 - Is there any way for long life

**tw009** · 02-20-2011

Originally Posted by arabic alphabet

nice, this thread is for zuzubu and his cuestion about prophets vife's.

lol! Lol! ;d

**Cabdullahi** · 02-20-2011

women collect energy like aliens...the more you be around them the more your health will deteriorate ....why do you think they have squeaky voices??

**abjad** · 02-21-2011

Originally Posted by Abdullahii

why do you think they have squeaky voices??

are you prepared ?

**Cabdullahi** · 02-21-2011

Originally Posted by wiino

are you prepared ?

for the squeaky voice?

I'm not sure i am...hopefully i'll be fine.

**Muslim Woman** · 02-22-2011

Salaam

Originally Posted by wiino

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life

will never come.

singles can have laugh

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from
a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage,
slow and sure!

**abjad** · 02-22-2011

Originally Posted by Abdullahii

'm not sure i am...hopefully i'll be fine.

Do you fancy a bunk up?

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**Faatin** · 02-22-2011

marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:

**Woodrow** · 02-23-2011

Originally Posted by Faatin

marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:

Mabrook Uhkti on your upcoming marriage. If you find one tenth the joy I have found in marriage you will be a very happy person, My du'a is that Allaah(swt) will grant you 1,000,000 times more joy than what I found in marriage.