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    Is there any way for long life

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    Man: Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.
    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    This thread needs a warning on top of it:


    WARNING

    Do not read this thread,
    if your wife is close enough
    to see what you are laughing at.
    Is there any way for long life

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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    Post #2 is even more funny
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    lol what ? !!!
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    nice joke, and uncle woodrow is also v.nice.
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    lol, nice joke. Does the same apply to women?
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    Runaway, obviously.
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    nice, this thread is for Zuzubu and his cuestion about prophets vife's.
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    Re: Is there any way for long life



    nice....and probably somewhat true for many couples.

    May Allah give us healthy and happy marriages...ameen
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    I LOVE being married.
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

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    That's all I got to say about that! rolleye0016 1 - Is there any way for long life
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    Come, let us worship and bow down •
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    format_quote Originally Posted by arabic alphabet View Post
    nice, this thread is for zuzubu and his cuestion about prophets vife's.
    lol! Lol! ;d
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    "Allâh is sufficient for me. None has the right to be worshiped but He, in Him I put my trust and He is the Lord of the Mighty Throne."[Tawbah: 129]
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    women collect energy like aliens...the more you be around them the more your health will deteriorate ....why do you think they have squeaky voices??
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abdullahii View Post
    why do you think they have squeaky voices??
    are you prepared ?
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

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    are you prepared ?
    for the squeaky voice?

    I'm not sure i am...hopefully i'll be fine.
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    Salaam

    format_quote Originally Posted by wiino View Post
    Man: Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.
    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
    singles can have laugh

    So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from
    a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage,

    slow and sure!
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    Christ will never be proud to reject to be a slave to God .....holy Quran, chapter Women , 4: 172

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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abdullahii View Post
    'm not sure i am...hopefully i'll be fine.

    Do you fancy a bunk up?
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    format_quote Originally Posted by Faatin View Post
    marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:
    Mabrook Uhkti on your upcoming marriage. If you find one tenth the joy I have found in marriage you will be a very happy person, My du'a is that Allaah(swt) will grant you 1,000,000 times more joy than what I found in marriage.
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    Re: Is there any way for long life

    Salaam

    format_quote Originally Posted by Faatin View Post
    marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:
    Congrates Sis

    dont worry ; a famous quote : Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot
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