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    The Official Geeks' Thread. (OP)




    This is the official geeks' thread, all geeky/nerdy jokes about math, physics, computers, internet etc goes here. Keep it as geeky as possible.
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    Re: Official Jokes Thread

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    in addition to that,


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    Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.

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    Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by abz2000 View Post
    i liked these two



    Love the IT Crowd. In a weird way it reminds of Red Dwarf, another classic sitcom.

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    Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by abz2000 View Post
    i liked these two



    Love the IT Crowd. The writing is so sharp and on a par with that of Red Dwarf, another sitcom classic.

    Anyhow, here's another funny scene from the IT Crowd.

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    Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.

    Not a joke but worth sharing in this thread.


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    Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.

    some pretty effective instructions on how to stop a clicking hard disk:

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    Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.



    here's an interesting project - though my missus didn't think so as she was the first to test it.
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    Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.

    ^ LOL! that must be fun. It's been a loooong time since i worked on an electronic project. Will try it if i get some spare time.

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    Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.


    The Official Geeks' Thread.

    تَقَـبَّـلَ اللهُ مِنَّـا وَمِنْـكُم

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    Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.

    comon guys post more stuff here something like a riddle to get my mind thinking! (enough with the silly pics )

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    Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by syed1 View Post
    comon guys post more stuff here something like a riddle to get my mind thinking! (enough with the silly pics )
    ermmm... juts to let you know, this thread IS for silly pics.

    If you want riddles, go to this thread: http://www.islamicboard.com/puzzles-...-knows-74.html
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    Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.

    This thread is ...
    ........................:awesome:

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    Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.

    Reasons why I choose to be in IT industry:
    I hate sleeping.
    I have enjoyed my life in childhood.
    I cant life without tension.
    I wanted to have disturbed family life.
    I believe in the saying, 'neki kar, gade me daal'.
    I wanted to take revenge on myself.
    I love dreaming and see client's dream come true.
    I wanted social boycott.
    I wanted to break-up with my friends.
    I love to work on holidays.
    I can't live without cellphone.
    I love begging for payment.
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    Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.

    Square root

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    Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.

    A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that
    his computer is faulty.


    Tech: What's the problem?


    User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.


    Tech: You'll need a new power supply.


    User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.


    Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.


    User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup
    and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the
    command.


    10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech
    is frustrated and fed up.


    Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there
    is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.


    User: I knew it!


    Tech: Just add the line LOAD <http://nosmoke.com/> NOSMOKE.COM at the
    end of the CONFIG.SYS.


    Letme know how it goes.


    10 minutes later.


    User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.


    Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?


    User: MS-DOS 6.22.


    Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with
    NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you
    the file. Let me know how it goes.


    1 hour later.
    User: I need a new power supply.
    Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?


    User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
    started asking questions about the make of power supply.


    Tech: Then what did he say?


    User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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