The Official Geeks' Thread.

['Abd Al-Maajid]

This is the official geeks' thread, all geeky/nerdy jokes about math, physics, computers, internet etc goes here. Keep it as geeky as possible.
Thank you

[Periwinkle18]

^ lol good one

['Abd Al-Maajid]

[marwen]

^ that's terribly geek ! .. and scary ..

[marwen]

A farmer is out in the middle of a barren hillside, tending to his sheep, when suddenly a black RangeRover comes hurtling towards him. It stops, and a man dressed impeccibly in an Italian suit and wearing designer sunglasses gets out.
"If I can tell you how many sheep you have here," he asks, "can I have one of them?"
The farmer replies "I suppose so.".
The man reaches into his car and pulls out a GPS receiver and laptop, connects it to a satellite phone, and logs onto the internet. He immediately goes to the NASA website, logs into the satellite page, uploads his current latitude and longitude and requests a high resolution thermal satellite image with 20cm resolution. He then runs the image through image processing software which counts all the heat sources. Subtracting two, for himself and the farmer, he proudly announces that there were 483 animals on the hillside.
"That's correct" replies the farmer, to which the man lifts the nearest animal and places it in the back of his Range Rover.
The farmer then asks "If I can tell you what you do for a living, can I have it back?" The man agrees, and the farmer announces with confidence that he's an IT Consultant.
"How did you know that?" he asked.
"Simple really," replies the farmer. "You arrive here without being asked, try to impress me with the latest must-have technology, only to give me the answer to a question which I already knew. More importantly you know absolutely nothing about my business. Now.... can I please have my dog back?"

[AabiruSabeel]

[biz]

haha..... CD cases, nice one

[Periwinkle18]

haha good one bro i hav cases like those n i do know how to make a delicious zinger burger at home :P

['Abd Al-Maajid]

[Periwinkle18]

^lol good one

[marwen]

Travelling Salesman Problem : computing complexity.

[Endymion]

Didn't know there can be twin apples as well I have only seen twin bananas.

Hence qualified to be my new pet

[Periwinkle18]

^ lol sis i've seen twin strawberries aswell and triplets too :P three strawberries combined :P were yummy though

[Endymion]

WERE yummy You ... you ATE them

YOU ATE THEM :grumbling

[Periwinkle18]

^well u ate the yummy juicy tomatoes n didnt give any of them to me

[Who Am I?]

She can have the tomatoes.

I do want those strawberries next time...

[Endymion]

I didn't eat them :enough!:

Its a very sad story They sacrifice their lives to save me from mum's anger :'(

[Periwinkle18]

Its a very sad story They sacrifice their lives to save me from mum's anger

excuses, excuses i know u must hav made biryani outta them

[Who Am I?]

I didn't ate them :enough!:

Its a very sad story They sacrifice their lives to save me from mum's anger :'(

Ah... a moment of silence for the brave strawberries, then...

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[Periwinkle18]

[QUOTE=Who Am I?;1508932]Ah... a moment of silence for the brave strawberries, then...

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shes talking abt the tomatoes i had the strawberries

[Who Am I?]

[QUOTE=Periwinkle18;1508938]

Ah... a moment of silence for the brave strawberries, then...

......[/QUOTE

shes talking abt the tomatoes i had the strawberries

Well she can have the tomatoes. I don't eat those things.

I have strawberries in my refrigerator right now...