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The Official Geeks' Thread. (OP)
This is the official geeks' thread, all geeky/nerdy jokes about math, physics, computers, internet etc goes here. Keep it as geeky as possible.
Thank you
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"Allâh is sufficient for me. None has the right to be worshiped but He, in Him I put my trust and He is the Lord of the Mighty Throne."[Tawbah: 129]
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.
format_quote Originally Posted by
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Oh, sister.. .that's... terrible. I have a friend of mine who would like that. He loves cheesy punny humor like that.
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Oh soooooo doooooo IIIIII cheesy humor is by far the best IMO.
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its an old 1
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Re: The Official Geeks' Thread.
format_quote Originally Posted by
cOsMiCiNtUiTiOn
Oh soooooo doooooo IIIIII cheesy humor is by far the best IMO.
Ah, see, my sense of humor is not so much cheesy as it is warped.
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a boy gets on the bus and refuses to pay the fare, the conductor gets into an altercation with him and pushes him down the stairs and the boy dies,
they find the conductor guilty of murder and they decide to electrocute him, so they shave up his body and apply 500,000v, no result, they up it to 700,000v, no result, the conductor looks around at them all nonchalantly, so they up it to 1000,000v still no result. so they send him to the research center and have tests done on him and on the equipment, the scientists complete all the tests and come out with the results:
he's a really bad conductor.
dumb joke i know, but our physics teacher told us it back in school days and we couldn't help laughing.
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Re: The Official Geeks' Thread
Our physics teacher never told us any jokes. He just gave the whole class an electric shock.
Last edited by Muezzin; 02-18-2012 at 02:17 PM .
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Re: The Official Geeks' Thread
format_quote Originally Posted by
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Our physics teacher never told us any jokes. He just gave the whole class an electric shock.
Boo!!! Terrible!!
*throws canned fruit*
(my friend who likes cheesy puns might like it)
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Who Am I?
Boo!!! Terrible!!
*throws canned fruit*
(my friend who likes cheesy puns might like it)
For clarification, I wasn't joking. He actually did give the entire class an electric shock.
Come to think of it, that's kind of awesome.
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format_quote Originally Posted by
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For clarification, I wasn't joking. He actually did give the entire class an electric shock.
Come to think of it, that's kind of awesome.
OK, that's a bit better.
*Darth Vader voice* Impressive.... most impressive...
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format_quote Originally Posted by
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Dislike.
Cheesy punny humor should be outlawed. It has no use in society.
That is all.
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format_quote Originally Posted by
Who Am I?
Dislike.
Cheesy punny humor should be outlawed. It has no use in society.
That is all.
I think that was cute! It made me smile
Not sure if it geeky tho...
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Bah...
Puns must be destroyed.
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