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    Red face Is Your PC male or female? Lol (OP)


    Salaam Alaikum!
    Many people might already know this, but I just shared it for fun
    Do the following test and share the result

    Is your computer “male” or “female”??
    1. Open Notepad
    2. Type the following line in notepad: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I trust you"
    3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs
    4. Open the file ...
    If you hear a male voice, you have a boy and If you hear a female voice, you have a girl!


    P.S-- My PC is female

    Hope everyone enjoys this!
    wasalaam

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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

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    format_quote Originally Posted by Ramadhan View Post
    I named my laptop "syarief", but syarief has just now spoken in a feminine voice

    It's kinda creepy to realize syarief has either undergone sex change or that he just has very effeminate manner
    Should I change its name?
    I changed my PC's name from Julia to Maverick now.
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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    format_quote Originally Posted by 'Abd Al-Maajid View Post
    I changed my PC's name from Julia to Maverick now.
    You thought your PC was female all that time... any reason? o_O
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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    format_quote Originally Posted by Aisha View Post


    You thought your PC was female all that time... any reason? o_O
    LOL! I dont know...maybe because I used to spend much time with my PC. :X
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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    Female... I feel guilty for touching it. It's not part of my mahram.

    Even typing this was an effort for my conscious to overcome... (insert facepalm here) If I don't log back on - you know why.

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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    lol, i think you can change the voice in narrator
    there's microsoft sam, and microsoft anna, and the new mike and mary

    edit: i dunno if u can change it, sam comes on xp, anna comes on vista and 7, will look into it InshaAllah
    edit 2: found it:
    http://www.zero2000.com/articles/bes...u-can-use.html
    Last edited by Abz2000; 01-15-2012 at 09:18 PM.
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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    format_quote Originally Posted by Al-bint View Post
    whom are you waiting for? go ahead and share the result LOL! :P

    wasalaam!

    lol it's a girl
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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abz2000 View Post
    lol, i think you can change the voice in narrator
    there's microsoft sam, and microsoft anna, and the new mike and mary

    edit: i dunno if u can change it, sam comes on xp, anna comes on vista and 7, will look into it InshaAllah
    edit 2: found it:
    http://www.zero2000.com/articles/bes...u-can-use.html
    I read the article - but can I change the female voice on my laptop? I don't like the idea of a woman looking after my things (runs from the lynch mob)

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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    format_quote Originally Posted by Scimitar View Post
    I don't like the idea of a woman looking after my things
    We could swap. I don't like the idea of a man prying into my laptop
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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    Sounds like a plan

    I got a packard bell easynote laptop

    Intel core i3-2310M processor
    4GB ram
    500GB HDD
    1.3mp HD webcam that never gets used.
    ...and uhm, what else? hmmm... 15.6 inch 16:9 HD LED LCD screen and DVD super multi DL drive

    Oh yeah - my laptop is white, and trimmed metallic. It's a nice looker, come to think of it - it is a bit girly (facepalm)

    State your specs lol

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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    oh:


    FEMALE LAPTOPS WILL RULE THE WORLD!


    SAVE YOURSELVES GUYS AND GIVE YOUR FEMALE LAPTOPS AWAY TO POOR WOMEN WHO CANT AFFORD THEM OR NEED NEW ONES.

    (P.S my ones broken, so IM for taking anyone of you guys' PC/Laptop )
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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    It's black, looks very robust, doesn't have a webcam, it's a Lenovo and seems to be quite fragile as I had to replace the fan after I punched the keyboard ()
    Hmm.. definitely male.

    Don't know any of that techy speccy stuff.

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    SAVE YOURSELVES GUYS AND GIVE YOUR FEMALE LAPTOPS AWAY TO POOR WOMEN WHO CANT AFFORD THEM OR NEED NEW ONES.
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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    *kisses female laptop goodbye and covers with bubble wrap*

    Uh, sis... do I have to send it to you? *cries a river*... *does repeat facepalms* "Why did I buy this thing?"
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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol


    You can keep it, don't want to subject my laptop to a display of such shocking emotion if you ever had to part!
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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    (I knew that would work) "aaah, so how to go about changing that female voice then?"

    I know this is offtopic but it's kinda related. 4 days ago, a canary flew into my dads shop and wouldn't leave. My dad let it stay in the shop overnight. Next day, we bought it home and let it fly around the back room... day after, we decided to get it a nice cage and loadsa goodies...

    Today we decided to get it a friend. Another canary, but we didn't go to get it because we needed to discover what its' sex was.

    Turns out the canary is a female and we now are getting it a Mr Right Stuff canary (on Wednesday)...

    ... Discovering whether it was a female or not tho, was kinda tricky as you can imagine. But discovering my laptop is a female? Now that was just down right weird!

    Scimi

    EDIT: Poor thing had to go through all this torture... next time I won't suffocate it with bubble wrap. And I'll leave it plugged into the charger for good measure
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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    Salaam alaikum!

    Lol people getting serious here! haha! both my PC and my laptop are female hurray!!

    P.S. my friend's notebook is male so i know my laptop will go into safe hands if ever it gets married ROFL!

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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    No-wonder why PCs are useless...
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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    ^^^dislike lol

    i don't want to take the risks yet...maybe one day when i'm brave enough.
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    Re: Is Your PC male or female? Lol

    Mine is a dude. His name is Sam. We had some talk, he told me he really didn't like this stupid job.
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    Work comp - Male!
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