Is Your PC male or female? Lol

**Al-bint** · 01-14-2012

Salaam Alaikum!
Many people might already know this, but I just shared it for fun
Do the following test and share the result

Is your computer “male” or “female”??
1. Open Notepad
2. Type the following line in notepad: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I trust you"
3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs
4. Open the file ...
If you hear a male voice, you have a boy and If you hear a female voice, you have a girl!

P.S-- My PC is female

Hope everyone enjoys this!
wasalaam

**True-blue** · 03-10-2012

It's male for me. :

**True-blue** · 03-10-2012

What are the criteria of deciding this 'male' or 'female' computer?

**Endymion** · 03-10-2012

OMG i did it

It said in a male voice "I trust you"

Mmm....may be its my bro hiding behind the sofa

I mean why on earth my computer trust me

**Al-bint** · 03-11-2012

Originally Posted by True-blue

What are the criteria of deciding this 'male' or 'female' computer?

usually depends on the operating system u r using

Originally Posted by Endymion

OMG i did it

It said in a male voice "I trust you"

Mmm....may be its my bro hiding behind the sofa

I mean why on earth my computer trust me

coz i commanded it to do so

Wasalaam!

**Endymion** · 03-11-2012

Ermm.... My PC obey your commands

...

**Al-bint** · 03-11-2012

Originally Posted by Endymion

Ermm.... My PC obey your commands ...

apparently

wasalaam!

**Endymion** · 03-11-2012

Suspicious scratch 2 - Is Your PC male or female? Lol

**White Rose** · 03-11-2012

Mine is female as well but then like some said, window vista is female

**Scimitar** · 03-14-2012

I think mines needs a strepsil now... facepalm, dont ask.

**Who Am I?** · 03-14-2012

I shall name her... Holly.

Red Dwarf fans will get this...

**joyous fairy** · 03-14-2012

Originally Posted by Scimitar

I think mines needs a strepsil now... facepalm, dont ask.

Smash the strepsil into tiny pieces and put it in the disc drive.

**Masuma** · 03-15-2012

mine was first female and called "Miss Norris" but then i changed it to male and now it is called "Computerus".

**'Abd Al-Maajid** · 03-15-2012

I had to rename my computer from 'Julia' to 'Max'.

**Al-bint** · 03-16-2012

Originally Posted by 'Abd Al-Maajid

I had to rename my computer from 'Julia' to 'Max'.

guess the test din't show you what you wanted to see

**Scimitar** · 03-16-2012

@WhoAmI - Red Dwarf... Gosh, that was one funny series... I think I've seen 'em all.

Originally Posted by Scimitar

I think mines needs a strepsil now... facepalm, dont ask.

Water damage to the speakers... but nothing my dyson couldnt take care of lol...

She's fine now, bless her. Apparently I know what buttons to press

I still wear gloves when I touch her keyboard though - non mahram laptop and all lol

Scimi

**Muezzin** · 03-17-2012

Originally Posted by Who Am I?

I shall name her... Holly.

Red Dwarf fans will get this...

The other great thing Red Dwarf fans will get is that 'Holly' is a unisex name.

...For computers.

**Periwinkle18** · 03-17-2012

Originally Posted by Scimitar

Water damage to the speakers... but nothing my dyson couldnt take care of lol...

She's fine now, bless her. Apparently I know what buttons to press I still wear gloves when I touch her keyboard though - non mahram laptop and all lol

Scimi

lol now u'll hav to go n buy a pair of gloves