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    knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

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    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Makeup
    Makeup who?
    People are trying to make up their minds!

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Who
    Who who?
    Who the one you're talking to?



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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD



    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Boo.
    Boo hoo?
    It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about it.

    Knock knock,
    Who's there?
    Chuck Norris!
    Chuck Norris who?
    ...?
    Sorry, the joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

    Q: Knock knock.
    A: Who's there?
    Q: Control freak. Okay, now, you say, "Control freak who?"



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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    What, who me??Haha I just copied them from google. I’m not a knock knock type of joker , were they that bad?? I thought they were funny lool
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?

    Britney Spears.
    Britney Spears who?

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?

    Britney Spears who?
    Oops I did it again!
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    format_quote Originally Posted by Iceee View Post
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?

    Britney Spears.
    Britney Spears who?

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?

    Britney Spears who?
    Oops I did it again!
    loooooooooool rofl :awesome:
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    Knock Knock
    Whos there ?

    Tuba
    Tuba who ?

    Tuba toothpaste thats who!
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock I love knock knock jokes knock knock

    Knock knock knock hahahahahaha

    Knock knock

    Who is there

    MY EXTRA LARGE FOREHEAD THAT'S WHO

    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA KNOCK KNOCK *throws confetti and glass bottles* AHAHAHAHAHA
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    format_quote Originally Posted by unknown12 View Post
    What, who me??Haha I just copied them from google. I’m not a knock knock type of joker , were they that bad?? I thought they were funny lool
    He's a miserable old goat. =) He needs some knock knock therapy and...hugs. ^_^
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    Hahaha, yup, I always think of Boo, Boo-who?, awww don't cry it's just a joke ..here's a tissue.
    It's a good one, unknown12!
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    I think guestfellow likes to knock a wee bit to much
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    format_quote Originally Posted by GuestFellow View Post
    Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock I love knock knock jokes knock knock

    Knock knock knock hahahahahaha

    Knock knock

    Who is there

    MY EXTRA LARGE FOREHEAD THAT'S WHO

    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA KNOCK KNOCK *throws confetti and glass bottles* AHAHAHAHAHA

    that made me laugh! hah.
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    format_quote Originally Posted by GuestFellow View Post
    He's a miserable old goat. =) He needs some knock knock therapy and...hugs. ^_^
    Yeah that's me . I need plenty of therapy
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    format_quote Originally Posted by guestfellow View Post
    knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock i love knock knock jokes knock knock

    knock knock knock hahahahahaha

    knock knock

    who is there

    my extra large forehead that's who

    bwahahahahahhaha knock knock *throws confetti and glass bottles* ahahahahaha
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    format_quote Originally Posted by shailas View Post
    Hahaha, yup, I always think of Boo, Boo-who?, awww don't cry it's just a joke ..here's a tissue.
    It's a good one, unknown12!
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    format_quote Originally Posted by unknown12 View Post
    Yeah that's me . I need plenty of therapy
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    resized goatJPG 1 - knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD
    If you want a small laugh, it's kind of disgusting

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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    ^ That goat is my hero.
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    format_quote Originally Posted by GuestFellow View Post
    ^ That goat is my hero.
    Bro I am the goat, problem?? *flares nostrils*
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    love the spitting goat... reminds me of llamas
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    Okay this one is a bit lame but here you go...

    Knock knock
    whos there ?

    Goat
    Goat who ?

    Goat tee thats who
    ;p
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