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    The Falling Shirt

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    Abu Hasan relates that a man said to Hija, "I heard a loud noise coming from your house."

    Hija replied, "It was the sound of my falling shirt."

    The man exclaimed, "The sound of your falling shirt was so loud?!"

    Hija explained, "I was inside the shirt when it fell."

    * Taken and adapted from Only Fools & Fools by Shaikh Ahmad Ali
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    Re: The Falling Shirt

    muslim jokes?

    has anyone heard of the muslim who was ever in a hurry to break his fast??

    neither have i

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    Re: The Falling Shirt

    Quote Originally Posted by umairlooms View Post
    muslim jokes?

    has anyone heard of the muslim who was ever in a hurry to break his fast??

    neither have i
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    Ramadan joke:

    A Guy who's been fasting the entire day and is almost dead with hunger decides to call into his favourite radio station for a request.

    Host: What do you want to listen to?

    Guy: Magrib Azaan please!



    Now you have heard one.
    Last edited by sister herb; 08-18-2015 at 01:12 PM.
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    From Occupied Palestine:

    We have suffered too much for too long. We will not accept apartheid masked as peace. We will settle for no less than our freedom.




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    Re: The Falling Shirt

    that ^ tickled me something silly haha

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    Re: The Falling Shirt

    These jokes are funny! Keep 'em coming!
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    Re: The Falling Shirt

    cool jokes would love to hear more

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    Re: The Falling Shirt

    Oh my, these jokes made me grin widely! Keep 'em coming!

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    Re: The Falling Shirt

    Wow hahaha these are great!


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