Special news report: Serinity has founded in good condition
He was found in the basement of Muslimah_B's Magazine´s headquarters, eating sister Herb´s world famous cherry pie and reading the book named "No more spelling mistakes in English language".
Special news report: Serinity has founded in good condition
Breaking NEWS: Herb's magazine charged with 2.9 billion dollars for forgetting a word! Reports say that she forgot to write "been" before "founded" so that it is "Been founded".
Breaking news
C.e.o of Serinity magazine has somehow ended up on snake Island, could this somehow be payback, or a cruel joke, details are sketchy at best.
Muslimah_B global news reporting
Narrated Jubair ibn Mut’im: The Messenger of Allah (S.A.W), said: "He is not one us who calls for `Asabiyah, (nationalism/tribalism) or who fights for `Asabiyah or who dies for `Asabiyah." [Sunan Abu Dawud (Vol. 2, pg. 753) No. 5121]
Special news: there was 2 minor earthquakes near Snake Island, reports say that the Anonymous aviation has delayed flights in favor of Serinity. Ships are at halt. Serinity is starving in Snake Island.
Special news: there was 2 minor earthquakes near Snake Island, reports say that the Anonymous aviation has delayed flights in favor of Serinity. Ships are at halt. Serinity is starving in Snake Island.
Anonymous Magazine.
Special interview from snake Island: Original inhabitants of snake Island are finally happy: "World elite was a tasty meal, new teleport shipments are welcomed"
Snake Magazine
Breaking news: A new portal has been found, scientists assume that it leads to a new dimension!
Headline: A Billionaire donated 20 billion dollars to Orphanages! And the businesses who refused, their stock market-value went down by a mindblowing 60%!
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HEADLINE - SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: IT has been reported that a crew of tech savys went to see to be pirates! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW? They got 20% of the whole military base! Source of these goods are unknown! experts are still investigating.
26 billion people turned up to watch the latest jason bourne movie, early reports indicate that due to the number of vacant seats left unused, organizers contracted with prisons and mental hospitals to bring busloads of people in jumpsuits and pyjamas to give halls a lively atmosphere. Organizers and prison and hospital authorities deny allegations of wrongdoing despite sawn off handcuffs and straight jackets being found all over the floors of every cinema hall in america, officials are yet to give an accurate head-count of remaining patients and prisoners and instead are offering to provide an online digital count .
50 people dead in a meteorite crash on a distant rural village. It is said that there are 4 survivers, 14 injured, and 50 dead! In total 68 causalties! Click here to know more.
Causality news report!
Meaning of Shirk according to The Qur'an
" Worshipping anyone or anything besides Allah " or " distributing anything exclusive to Allah, to anyone or anything else "
Meaning of Tawheed according to The Qur'an Worshipping none but Allah. Affirming whatever is exclusive to Him, Him alone.
50 people dead in a meteorite crash on a distant rural village. It is said that there are 4 survivers, 14 injured, and 50 dead! In total 68 causalties! Click here to know more.
Causality news report!
Can you read the text written by red color?
format_quote Originally Posted by sister herb
As we always have to read mostly bad news, write your own news headlines about happy news. There never can´t have too much of them.
If yes, please, read it again! Happy news - only happy news! "Reports" of deaths are not happy news!!!!
From Occupied Palestine:
We have suffered too much for too long. We will not accept apartheid masked as peace. We will settle for no less than our freedom.
If yes, please, read it again! Happy news - only happy news! "Reports" of deaths are not happy news!!!!
I see.
MORE NEWS:
The meteorite strike is composed of 47% iron, 25% nickle, 2% Copper, 1% Gold, 12% Titanium, 0.8% Platinum, 0.2% Tin, 0.2% Lithium, 0.5% Uranium, and 11.3% of Rock.
The weight is: 25 tons! I.e. 25000 Kg
Chemistry's news report.
Meaning of Shirk according to The Qur'an
" Worshipping anyone or anything besides Allah " or " distributing anything exclusive to Allah, to anyone or anything else "
Meaning of Tawheed according to The Qur'an Worshipping none but Allah. Affirming whatever is exclusive to Him, Him alone.
(In the Name of God, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful)
(Peace be upon you)
Breaking News: Farhan has emerged from his hiatus on IB to the sounds of ringing joy and celebration of IB members. Search's News Report. Stay tuned for more...
(And peace be upon you)
format_quote Originally Posted by farhan
@sister herb and @Umm Abed deliver powerful keynote speech at Islamic Knowledge conference 2020!
A new craze has broken riot across London..
People participating in the 'Mannequin Challenge' are now taking this craze to a new height of hysteria.
People are revolutionising the act of freezing in mid action by attempting to not laugh when tickled by a giant yellow man dressed as a Minion.
Anyone successfully not moving or laughing wins £100 for their choice of Charity. So far only 3 people out of 256 have succeeded to date.
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(Peace be upon you)
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