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    format_quote Originally Posted by Ineed Umar View Post
    Sigh every morning I wake up with bad news.


    Hopefully I will hear theSE headlines soon.

    SYRIA CIVIL WAR OVER.
    DAESH RESIGNS CALIPHATE ADMITS TO TRUE ISLAM
    MUSLIM PREVENTS SHOOTING
    ISRAEL PALESTINE PEACE
    DONALD TRUMP RESIGNS.
    Whats happend in Germany?

    As we always have to read mostly bad news, write your own news headlines about happy news. There never can´t have too much of them.

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    Islam spreads rapidly - Majority of Europeans are considering to revert
    July 23, 2016 - Herb International News

    Hunger is finally destroyed from the world - no child will die of starvation
    July 23, 2016 - S.Herb News Agency
    Last edited by sister herb; 07-23-2016 at 07:54 PM.
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    We have suffered too much for too long. We will not accept apartheid masked as peace. We will settle for no less than our freedom.



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    *the worlds elite 1% are finally rounded up and thrown into snake Island*
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    Narrated Jubair ibn Mut’im: The Messenger of Allah (S.A.W), said: "He is not one us who calls for `Asabiyah, (nationalism/tribalism) or who fights for `Asabiyah or who dies for `Asabiyah." [Sunan Abu Dawud (Vol. 2, pg. 753) No. 5121]
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    "Breaking news: we can now teleport to whatever Island we want! Read more"
    Serinity's Global Tech report


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    format_quote Originally Posted by muslimah_B View Post
    *the worlds elite 1% are finally rounded up and thrown into snake Island*
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    Special report: Herb´s International Aviation Association offers free flights for the worlds elite
    Herb´s Magazine

    snakesonaplanesmiley 1?1292867675 - Write your own news

    Bon voyage!
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    Serinity newspaper reports: 20 people saved from a violent monster, which emerged from the ground in the afternoon, reports say that it was 5 meters tall!
    read more!

    Serinity's Newspaper.


    ​lol at my reporting skills.
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    format_quote Originally Posted by muslimah_B View Post
    *the worlds elite 1% are finally rounded up and thrown into snake Island*
    MuslimahB Global press reports
    That made me laugh out loud.
    So did Serenity's post above.
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    People of the Book All Get Along and Unite Against Evil in the World!
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    Donald Trump Finds Faith In God!
    He has started a campaign for world-wide nuclear disarmament.

    Edit- I should have added: It's a miracle!
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    Latest technology allow fruits, especially strawberries, to grow all year round whatever the season, to the delight of all.

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    The niqab ban is lifted from all places and is well on its way to becoming an accepted and welcome sight on streets.

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    BREAKING NEWS: Fruit control Company has now started inspecting company's fruit quality! Reports say that the company intends to rid off all harmful chemicals! Read more


    Global Health and wellbeing association - GHWA!
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    These our own news put me to smile and believe they really are true. The world feels safer place already.

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    format_quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    I got an idea from this post:




    Whats happend in Germany?

    As we always have to read mostly bad news, write your own news headlines about happy news. There never can´t have too much of them.

    Let me start:

    Islam spreads rapidly - Majority of Europeans are considering to revert
    July 23, 2016 - Herb International News

    Hunger is finally destroyed from the world - no child will not die of starvation
    July 23, 2016 - S.Herb News Agency
    you made a mistake. It is "no child will die of starvation" what you said is like saying "children will die of starvation" Cuz if you say no child will NOT die, you say EVERY child will die.
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    format_quote Originally Posted by Serinity View Post
    you made a mistake. It is "no child will die of starvation" what you said is like saying "children will die of starvation" Cuz if you say no child will NOT die, you say EVERY child will die.
    She made a whoopsie lol
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    format_quote Originally Posted by Serinity View Post
    you made a mistake. It is "no child will die of starvation" what you said is like saying "children will die of starvation" Cuz if you say no child will NOT die, you say EVERY child will die.
    Now in the headlines: S.Herb News Agency won the lawsuit againts Google Translator because of the poor translation
    Herb Magazine

    ththjudge 1 - Write your own news
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    format_quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    Now in the headlines: S.Herb News Agency won the lawsuit againts Google Translator because of the poor translation
    Herb Magazine

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    Haha that is hilirious ^^^^^^
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    Narrated Jubair ibn Mut’im: The Messenger of Allah (S.A.W), said: "He is not one us who calls for `Asabiyah, (nationalism/tribalism) or who fights for `Asabiyah or who dies for `Asabiyah." [Sunan Abu Dawud (Vol. 2, pg. 753) No. 5121]
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    format_quote Originally Posted by muslimah_B View Post
    Haha that is hilirious ^^^^^^
    Headlines:_Muslimah_B's Magazine loses 2$ billion dollars for a traumatic mistake, what will be of her business? Reports say that she wrote "hilirious" instead of "hilarious", will she go bankrupt?!

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    format_quote Originally Posted by Serinity View Post
    Headlines:_Muslimah_B's Magazine loses 2$ billion dollars for a traumatic mistake, what will be of her business? Reports say that she wrote "hilirious" instead of "hilarious", will she go bankrupt?!

    Serinity Magazine
    *Breaking news* serinity magazine tycoon c.e.o Serinity has just been confirmed as kidnapped, as to who and why is still under speculation, no ransom note has been sent so far, for further updates on this breaking story stay tuned to
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